FancyPotatoFangirl
 Author has written 10 stories for Big Time Rush, and Victorious. Guys! I'm not 'new' anymore, YAY! Anywho... This isn't really my first time writing fanfics, I've actually written quite a lot, and some of my friends like them (Thank you to two in particular. They were my first... fans...?). So I've always loved writing. Since I could speak I wrote. And I've always loved reading too. I guess I should say why I chose the name FancyPotatoFangirl... I don't know, something to do with personality and imagination and all that :P Age: 17 Gender: Fe(Iron)Male(Man) I'm technically Iron Man Occupation: Meh Education: High school Favorite Color: Blue at the moment Favorite Color Combo: Black and Red Favorite Food: French Fries Favorite Drink: Arguably, milk Status: Living vicariously through gay ships :P Technically I'm not new anymore, but eh; still some things to discover as I write...I REALLY need to update/finish my stories, but time and all that junk :/ Psh! Whatever 9_9 I'll get around to it x3 Some things you should know about me: I'm kinda crazy, like socially awkward, embarrassment on stilts, crazy. I'm a dork, OH and I LOVE Big Time Rush- like I will forever be a Rusher no matter what anyone says. I... have... a... short attention span, I like to move around a lot, I'm naturally really quiet and gentle- REALLY I AM!- I mean, until someone pisses me off, then I start throwing stuff... and if I don't want to talk or socialize, DON'T make me. It's an unspoken rules of the universe- just don't do it. Okay, well, I never know what to say on these kinds of things, which- just why? I mean I could talk up the most ridiculous storm but when it comes to things like this, I don't know I guess my brain just wants to short circuit or something. So I'm just gonna end it here and say PEACE. If anyone has any questions or even cares to bother, just PM me and I will do my best on getting back to you. If you have no problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Panda-Boo15, Storylover158, Anim3Fan4Ever, Fan of Fiction 96, Randomness-Is-My-Specialty, TylerOfDistrict2, AHarryPotterGleeMerlinFanGirl, MisreadSoul A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't re-post Okay, I'm a HUGE Jagan fan, but I am also ship Kenlos. And Jomille (Cuz why not?) I may ship for other stories, but mostly Big time Rush. Possibly South Park in the future because I absolutely LOVE that show! it is HI-larious! If so, I'll ship Style... I like other pairing too but i know style best. I'll do research on it though!!!! I have shipped Reck and Kenlos already, and of course, JAGAN! New story ideas:
Summery:The 4 elements are fire, water, earth and air; yes everyone knows that. But they don't know what kind of power they each hold, or the power of the people who control said element. They don't know that some elements are forbidden to be around the other; that some should be enemies. And they don't know what'll happen when two of the forbidden elements fall in love... Pairings: Jagan/Probably Kenlos 2) The Boyfriend Trade Summery: When rain starts punding down at the Palm Woods, all boyfriends James and Carlos and Kendall and Logan can do is lay upside down on the couch. That us, until Katie suggests a harmless game of truth and dare. With the help of Jo and Camille, the boys are dared to do something they never would have thought about doing. Will they find new loves, or will this whole thing just blow over so they can get back to their normal lives? Pairings: Initial Jarlos and Kogan but that's all I'm revealing for now, the rest y'all can find out YOUR GUY SIDE X You love hoodies. X You love jeans. X Dogs are better than cats. X Its hilarious when people get hurt X You've played with/against boys on a team X Shopping is torture. X Sad movies suck. X You own/ed an XBox X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. X You watch sports on TV. X Gory movies are cool. X You go to your dad for advice X You own like a trillion baseball caps. X You like going to high school football games. X You used to/do collect baseball/football cards. X Baggy pants are cool to wear. X Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. X Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. X You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X Sports are fun. X Talk with food in your mouth. X Sleep with your socks on at night. YOUR GIRL SIDE X You wear lip gloss/chapstick. X You love to shop. X You wear eyeliner. X You wear the color pink. X Go to your mom for advice. X You consider cheerleading a sport. X You hate wearing the color black. X You like hanging out at the mall. X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. X You like wearing jewelry. X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. X Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. X You don't like the movie Star Wars. X You were in gymnastics/dance. X It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. X You smile a lot more than you should. X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. X You care about what you look like. X You like wearing dresses when you can. X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. X You love the movies. X Used to play with dolls as a little kid. X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. X Like being the star of everything. PREP X You own a cell phone. X You own something from Abercrombie. X You own something from Pac sun. X You own something from Hollister. X You own something from American eagle. X You love/like going to the mall. X You own an iPod/MP3 player. X You love Starbucks. X You have been called a brat. (Only by my Dad) X You hate buying things that are on sale. X You have more than one house. GOTHIC X Black is one of your favourite colors. X You have thought about death. X You wear chains. X You like heavy metal. X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic. X You have worn black lipstick. X Your hair was/is dark. X You dislike preps. X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic. PUNK X You can skateboard X You’ve worn plaid. X You like Converse. X You hate MTV. X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count) X You dislike pink. X You hate/dislike preps. X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. GEEK X You love the computer. X You like Harry Potter. X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts X You get straight A's. X You love/like reading. X You were/are in band. X You don't care what you look like. X You have a curfew. X You always do your homework. X You never miss school unless you're sick. (Like, puking up ma guts sick) ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Super bowl. X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. X You collect your jerseys. X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. X Your garage consists of sports equipment. X You belong/belonged to a school team. X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. X You have a specific number. HARDCORE//SCENE X You like loud music. X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles. X You never walk anywhere. X You wear slip-on shoes. X You wear/wore Vans. X You like the band Panic! At the disco. X You wear band t-shirts. X People have called you a freak and meant it. X You love to "hardcore" dance. X Hair has been died more than 1 color What A Boyfriend Should Do: When she walks away mad... Follow her. When she stares at your mouth... Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you... Grab her and don't let go. When she's quiet... Ask her what's wrong. When she ignores you... Give her your FULL attention. When she pulls away... Pull her back. When you see her at her worse... Tell her she is beautiful. When you see her start to cry... Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking... Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared... Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder... Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat... Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night. When she teases you... Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer you for a long time... Reassure her that everything is alright. When she looks at you with doubt.. Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you... She really does...more than you understand. When she grabs at your hand... Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you.. Bump her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret... Keep it safe and untold. When she looks into your eyes... Don't look away until she does. When she misses you... She's hurting inside. When you break her heart... The pain NEVER really goes away. When she says 'it's over'... She still wants you to be hers. When she re-posts this bulletin... She WANTS you to read it. Stay on the phone with her... Even if she's not saying anything. When she's mad... Hug her tight and don't let go. When she says she okay... Don't believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know... she will remember you. Call her at 12:00... Just to tell her you love her. Call her before you sleep and... after you wake up. Treat her like... she's ALL that matters to you. Tease her... and let her tease you back. Stay up with her All night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or Movie with her... even if you think it is stupid. Give her the world... and let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and alone... Hang out with her. Let her know how important she is to you... and kiss her in the pouring rain. When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is... "Who's ass am I kicking, babe?" I got this from misslittlemaslow21 . I ღღღ Put ღღღ ღღღ Dis ღღღ ღღღ On ღღღ ღღღ Ur Channelღღღ ღღღ If U Love ღღღ ღღღ (BTR) Big Time Rush FOREVER ø„"ºø„„øº" „øº" "ºø„ Big Time Rush „øº" „øº" ROCKS!! "ºø„ „øº" „øº""º ø„"ºø ღ ღღ ღ BIG TIME RUSH! * Funny Quotes And Random Things: If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Flying_Shadow666, GregsLabrat, Panda-Boo15, Science-Fantasy93, Misslittlemaslow21, MisreadSoul I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. 46 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan: 1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies. 2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading. 3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever. 4) Pretend you can do magic. 5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter. 6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner. 7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses. 8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light. 9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly. 10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look. 11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly. 12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella. 13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is. 14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you. 15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long. 16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi. 17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B. 18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp. 19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is. 20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time. 21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!" 22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll. 23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album. 24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K. 25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across. 26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg. 27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is. 28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move. 29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons." 30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door. 31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter. 32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood. 33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish. 34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight." 35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!" 36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color. 37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house. 38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands. 39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move. 40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes. 41) Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who." 42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around. 43) Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'S 44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement. 45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!" 46) Tell them that You-Know-Who was defeated today. When they ask who's you-know-who pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 2. Run through the isles shouting; "ITS GONNA BLOW! EVERYBODY GET OUT" 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, whisper, "Pick me! Pick me!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream: "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose YOU!" Repost this if you laughed, or if you plan on doing any of those things!! Female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity. GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" Just because you don't see anything happening, doesn't mean that God isn't working, copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross? THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright... 66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said," I'll love you until the last one dies. 1)Are you: Short? Average? Tall? 2)Are you: Skinny? Average? Pleasantly plump? 3)Are your eyes: Blue? Brown? Hazel? Green? 4)What is your favorite color out of all of these? BabyBlue Red Purple Black Pink Green Yellow 5)Where is your dream place to live? Hawaii Puerto Rico New York Paris 6)What is your favorite pet out of all of these? Dog Cat Fish Hamster 7)What's your dream date? Movie Arcade Candle Light Dinner Amusement Park 8) Name a person of the opposite gender! 9) Name a person of the same gender! 10) Make a wish! ANSWERS: 1)Short=Adorable=15 Average=Popular=10 Tall=Hot=5 2) Skinny=Sweet=10 Average=Fun=15 Pleasantly plump=Nerdy=1 3) Blue=Sweet=10 Brown=Sexy=15 Hazel=Sensitive=20 Green=Caring=5 4) Baby Blue=Cool and Calm=30 Red=Anxious and Energetic=10 Purple=Laid Back=15 Black=Gothic=7 Pink=Girlie Girl=10 Green=Outcast=5 Yellow=Preppy=20 5) Hawaii=Laid back=25 Puerto Rico=Party animal=20 New York=People pers10 Paris=Love to shop=15 6) Dog=Great and lovable friend=20 Cat=Curious and adventurous=15 Fish=Boring=5 Hamster=Dorky=3 7) Movies=You like to make-out=15 Arcade=Total dork=4 Candlelight dinner=Romantic=20 Amusement Park=Adventurous=16 8) This person will ask you out... 9) This person will hate you...if you dont copy and paste this quiz 10) This wish will come true if you REPOST NOT REPLY Okay now add it all up... 90 and above=UR SEXY! 70-89 points= HOTTIE WITH A BODY!! 50-69 points= Cute n Cool 7-49 points= geek that reeks!! This ALWAYS cracks me up! 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" This is so sweet!!!!: Girls Need To Realize: WRITTEN BY A GUY :) We guys don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy callsOR TEXTSbut at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. That it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. Let us pay for you! don't 'feel bad' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you. Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful' i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand i'm not saying i wouldn't like it ether ; ) Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!! Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' ..and actually mean it. Give the nice guys a chance. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it Because the Bible says That If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven "Mommy, how do we know God is real when we can't see Him?" "Can you see the wind?" "No." "Then how do you know it's there?" "...I can feel it." Put this on your profile if you believe in God! WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you" What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. DID YOU KNOW: -Kissing is healthy. - -Bananas are good for cramps. -Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. -Its true. Guys DO insult you if they like you. -Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it. -89% of guys would want girls to make the first move. -Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist... -Chocolate makes you feel better. -Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket. -Guys think its cute when you mess up. -A true friend will NEVER judge you. -There is only one guy who is worth your tears. -If you have a dream about someone, then that person went to sleep thinking about you. -More guys than girls will read this. - Everyone likes surprises. * Now make a wish. Wish really hard! Wish before reading on. * * * * * * * You wish will be received tomorrow. Your wish will only come true if you copy and paste this to your profile page. 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (so we have children's aspirin...that children can't get to) 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (Really? Now that's shocking...Seriously, I think that was life changing) 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (Dang. I've become addicted to sleep-hair-curling. This will never work!) 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (And here I thought it was ice. Face-palm!) 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (You mean we can't chew through all that frozen goodness?) 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Does this mean people can use it to protect themselves from hurricanes?) 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (Uhhh...I kinda thought frisbees were all one piece...Do they come with batteries now or something?) 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (So now sticking them in kids' stomachs when they don't behave is out of the question. That's not abusive or dangerous, now is it?) 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (So there's going to be a trial during that person's funeral. Sounds like fun!) 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (You mean it's not a substitute for whipped cream? NO WAY!) 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (As opposed to non-regular soap?) 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (So that's why we take them! I thought they were a replacement for coffee) -- Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm. -- That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast. -- In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world. -- If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague. -- If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression. -- Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. -- When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it; but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them. -- Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats! -- Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. -- I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you. -- If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? -- You can only gain confidence by surviving the attempt. -- Dream as if you'll live forever; But live as if you'll die tomorrow. -- One day your life will flash before your eyes; Just make sure its worth watching! On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation.. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one.. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (You mean puzzles don't come all put together in one box?) 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Uhhh...I don't think I even want to know) SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlikeEnglish, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves Whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better one. The women won (although in Spanish, it techinchally is La Computadora) Friends: FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!! PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it Controversial Issues: 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage So I pledge this to BTR, I will be a true fan for these 4 stars!!! You say Jonas Brothers, I say Big Time Rush You say Zac Efron, I say James Maslow You say basketball, I say hockey You say the city is mine, I say the City is Ours You say Girlfriend, I say Boyfriend You say Oh No, I say Oh Yeah! You say you hate Big Time Rush, I say, TAKE IT BACK OR SUFFER! FAN PLEDGE FOR BIG TIME RUSH!: To the group of pop, I pledge that my love will never stop. They make me laugh, they make me cry, they are heroes, and there's a million and one reasons why. I love how cute and dedicated they are, it's 100% true they are pop stars. They make my heart melt when they sing, and also when they strum those guitar strings. I just want to say Kendall, Carlos, Logan, and James. I really love you and how you play games. So I pledge this to BTR, I will be a true fan for these 4 stars!! Big Time Rush It takes one second to like their looks It takes one hour to like their songs It takes one day to fall in love with them It takes one entire lifetime to forget them Hater's gunna hate, Rusher's gunna ELEVATE! Copy and paste this to your profile if you are a RUSHER! :D If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences... COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Ross Lynch and say he beats Justin Beiber any day, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you actually take the time to read other peoples' profiles, copy this to yours. If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!... copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you like ice cream, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think the kids should shut up and just give the rabbit some cereal, copy and paste this into your profile If you read this, copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile. If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN STUPID, RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are temporary BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' OR call him saying "Seven days.." Preferably, both FRIENDS:hides you from the cops. BEST FRIENDS:is probably the reason they're after you in the first place... FRIENDS:will go to a concert with you. BEST FRIEND: will help you kidnap the band. FRIENDS:will help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: will trip you again and/or sit on your back to keep you down. FRIENDS:will try to get rid of a brain freeze for you. BEST FRIENDS: will sit back and laugh. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!! Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. If all else fails, try reading the instructions. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. When life gives you lemons make orange juice and stand back and watch as the world wonders how you did it. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you. Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong? Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round! My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' I don't obsess! I think intensely. I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? I ran with scissors and lived! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. a day without sunshine...is...well...night... The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. I’m not afraid of death what’s he gonna do kill me? When you want to insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. so when you insult them, you’re a mile away and have their shoes Please read-true story (didn't happen to me.) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Re-post this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. Why America has some Issues 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Yup) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Mhm) When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine. (Who doesn't?) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Big Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think your weird and you don't actually care. (Yeap) You think about one thing then that makes you think about something else and you do this over and over untill your thinking about something completely different than what you started with. (Pf. Story of my life) People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (Woot Woot) You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. ( :} ) Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Lol :P) I read, for fun I sing at random intervals I cry when fictional characters die I defend myself and my fictional characters I write as a hobby I don't follow the crowd I laugh at jokes that no one else gets I am awesome at English, drama and lunch I'd rather have one true friend than a pack of kinda friends I can't dance or sing but do anyway I lip sync songs in a over the top way I am remembered by all of my teachers I stand out from the crowd Yes, I am a weirdo. Your point is? (Bwahaha!!!) Repost this if you have ever been called a freak or weirdo or strange and you don't give a crap :) NORMAL PEOPLE, Vs. MBAV Fans! Post this if you are a fan! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think geeks are ugly and weird. MBAV FANS: Will hang out with every geek around, knowing they could find a geek like Benny, Ethan, or Rory! NORMAL PEOPLE: Aren't afraid of Vampires. MBAV FANS: Will scream if they ever saw a person that looks like Jesse. NORMAL PEOPLE: Love Twilight! MBAV Fans: Will be afraid to ever go to a Twilight Premiere at The Movies, afraid Jesse and his crew will feast on our blood. NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't even know what, "Seer" means. MBAV FANS: Wish they were a "Seer" like Ethan! NORMAL PEOPLE: Will think of telling an adult if they're having problems. MBAV FANS: Will think of biting and turning the bully as revenge. NORMAL PEOPLE: Have no problem if they saw a guy with fake fangs in their mouth MBAV FANS: Will scream and take out a holy water gun, right before everyone calls you a weirdo. NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't really need a babysitter. MBAV FANS: Don't really need a babysitter at their age, but still hire one, hoping they'll find a babysitter like Sarah. I: 1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (Me: DIE SPIDER DIE! *Hits own hand with shoe* Ouch.) 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. (Is a bike a vehicle?) 23. Have run into a closed door (More times than I can count...) 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (Me: Ashlee, I lost my phone *Talking over the phone* Ashlee: *Laughing* Really? *5 minutes* Ahslee: Found it yet? Me: Nope.) 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer (AGH! MOM! HELP MY HAIR IS STUCK! Mom: Turn off the blow drier, for one.) 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37.Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole (Oy...) 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jamb 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth 101. Haven't realized there was no #13 or #59 LOGALICIOUS DEFINITION MAKE THEM GIRLS GO LOCO THEY WANT HIS TREASURES SO THEY GET THEIR PLEASURES FROM HIS PHOTO :) Do you believe love at first sight because when I first saw you I fell in love ALL OVER AGAIN. Every time I see you getting insecure on how you look don't worry cause you will always be my COVER GIRL. You have NO IDEA how much you make me ELEVATE when you say that you LOVE ME, LOVE ME. I can see you getting PARALYZED every time I tell you that YOU'RE NOT ALONE. Please SHOW ME how to have fun during the TIME OF OUR LIFE. IF I RULED THE WORLD I will make you my SUPERSTAR so that the people won't say that you're not INVISIBLE. But all I can say is that MUSIC SOUNDS BETTER WITH YOU I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I’m a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun. I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be ditzy. I’m HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I’m ATHIEST, so I MUST hate the world. I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I’m a SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a drinking problem. I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I’m a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a ‘big one.’ I’m EGYPITIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I’m IN TO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (does that mean actors and actresses are gay) I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (tried that once… didn’t work out so well) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I’m COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt. I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I’m a SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong directions. I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude. I’m a STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent. I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy. I’m BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid. I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I’m single, so I MUST be ugly. I’m a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. I’m a punk, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks. I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I’m mixed, so I MUST be screwed up. I’m MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m in a band, so I MUST be a dork. (all musicians are dorks than hun) I’m BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I’m MORMAN, so I MUST be perfect. I’m WHITE and I have black friends, so I MUST think I’m black. I’m GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. I’m a HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (everyones diffrent) I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control. I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I’m on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I’m BI, so I MUST think that every person I see is hot. (I'm... not sure about that...) I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of friends, so I MUST like to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn’t hurt a fly, so I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Damn straight I do, and no i really dont) I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink to. (nope not at all :D no joke I really don't!) I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t. i don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I laugh at the stupidest things) I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (If the moment calls for it) My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (depends...) I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I’m a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a cross dresser, so I MUST be homosexual. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker. (I’M A FANGIRL.) I watch PORN, so I MUST be perverted. I’m an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. I’m intelligent, so I MUST be weak. I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, an arrogant. I’m WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m a CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I’m QUIET if I don’t know you, so I MUST be emo or anti-social. I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I’m a CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare. I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR a big sunhat when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I LIKE BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE. I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be and evil person with mental disabilities. I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (No but the accents are awesome _) I’m WHITE, so I must be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIORNMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber-sex. I’m a PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I’m a PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan. I’m CONSERVITIVE, so I MUST be against abortion. (I'm not but I am against abortion) I’m SWEDISH, so I MUSY be a tall blue-eyed lesbian. I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a loner. (I love READING :D ) I have my OWN spiritual ideology: therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (I... don't know...) I’m a WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m a WITCH, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broom stick. I LOVE yaoi, so I MUST be gay. (Yaoi is Brilliant.) I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled. I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic bastard. (Kinda depends on what I'm reading) I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid. I’m AUSTRAILIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFARES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with time. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian. I’m NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting. I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.(im not in one but I still like em!) I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too. I can’t help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I’m a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I CURSE A LOT, so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems. I don’t like to TALK ABOUT my personal life, so I MUST be having problems. |
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