a bit about me (but not too much)

name - Chloe

age - 17

gender - female

sexuality - lesbian

i am a big fan of AVPM and AVPS (check it out on youtube!!)

i am blonde. very VERY literally

i am also very easily distrac...oh look! a butterfly!

MY FANDOMS (yay!) :D

Harry Potter

Supernatural

Sherlock

Doctor Who

Avengers

Merlin

Thunderbirds

Hunger Games

Inheritance Cycle

Agents of Shield

Atlantis

Lord of the Rings/Hobbit

Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus

Keys to the Kingdom

Artimus Fowl

The Lorien Series (I Am Number Four etc)

Septimus Heap

Tunnels

Glee

some quotey things what i like

'You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.'

'I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.'

'Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?'

'Some people are like slinky's. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs.'

other stuff what is cool

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day),(jasmineflower27 - 3 days),(ArianaRae - 2 days), (Susly - 1 day) (Lily.and.Alice - 3 hours) (Dimcairien - 2 days) (AParselmouthsPatronous - 8 hours)

If you think that Uther Pendragon would accuse a rock of sorcery if he tripped on it, paste this on your profile.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

I VERY STRONGLY BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA (fear of: someone who is gay/being gay themselves) IS WRONG. I DONT CARE IF SOMEONE IS STRAIGHT, GAY, OR BISEXUAL. THEY ARE STILL A PERSON!!!! TOO MANY PEOPLE USE THE WORD 'GAY' AS AN INSULT. COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE STRONGLY AGAINST HOMOPHOBIA!!!!

Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loophole

Make like a guillotine and head off.

Love your enemies. It confuses them

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow -Kathy Buckley-

they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my handle…… oh bugger I’m a sugar bowl Stephen Fry

Evil is live spelled backwards

God must love stupid people, he made so many of them

When all else fails, read the instuctions

"Push" is the force exerted upon the door marked "Pull"

What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity

There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head

The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train

A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it

If your parents don't have kids, odds are you won't either

Curiosity kills more mice than cats

Save the whales. Collect the whole set

On the other hand, you have different fingers

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

How many of you believe in psycho kinesis?...Raise my hand

OK...so what's the speed of dark?

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Just remember--if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapeno's

Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. . . .

A decent pen: $2.99
Package of lined paper: $0.99
Knowing you have homework and "forgetting" about it: Priceless

I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this).

Mirror, mirror on the wall, what the @$#% happened!!!

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will?

Everyone is born right handed, only the gifted overcome it.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 12%?

Are you too gullible? We can cure you! Send $1,000 to...

My dog thinks I'm crazy. I'll be back when I'm done arguing with him

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone

They call it pms because mad cow disease was already taken

Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death

Work for god………the retirement benefits are great

The world needs messy people; otherwise the neat people would take over

Remember my face; I might need an alibi later

Dear Dorothy,
Hate Ozz, took the shoes,
Find your own way home.
Toto

I took an IQ test……….the results were negative

333…… I’m only half evil

The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity

Make something idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot

Few women admit their age, few men act it

Chocolate: Catnip for the feminine world

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

I'm not paranoid, just terribly, terribly alert...

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS

I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!

Genuine newspaper headlines - someone didn’t think it through!
Autos Killing 110 a Day: Let's Resolve to Do Better
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon
Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly it May Last a While
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Robber Holds up Albert's Hosiery
Smokers Are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency
Something Went on in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Sisters Reunite after Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter
Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies
War Dims Hope for Peace
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Typhoon Rips through Cemetery: Hundreds Dead
Man is Fatally Slain
Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
Panda Mating Fails - Veterinarian Takes Over
Never Withhold Herpes from a Loved One
ELEVEN REMAIN DEAD AFTER MORGUE SHOOT OUT
LAWYERS GIVE POOR FREE LEAGAL ADVICE
TRAFFIC DEAD RISE SLOWLY
DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
CITY MAY IMPOSE TIME FOR MANDATORY PROSTITUTION
NEW VACCINE MAY CONTAIN RABIES
KICKING BABY CONSIDERED TO BE HEALTHY
FLAMING TOILET SEAT CAUSES EVACUATION AT HIGH SCHOOL
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS.

My Stories

Harry Potter

Truth or Dare - one shot, complete, published, possible sequel (unwritten)

Ginny's Secret - one shot, complete, published, there WILL be a sequel (partially written)

Titanic

Revenge of an Iceberg - one shot, complete, published, no sequel for now

Merlin

For Life and Love of a Family Series

1. But Life Happened - 3 chapters, complete, published

2. Brothers of Destiny 30 chapters, complete, published

3. Only in Camelot - LONG one shot, complete, published

4. All Bets are Off - long-ish one shot, complete, published

5. Livelihood - 2 chapters, complete, published

MORE TO COME!