Name: Miranda Flamel

Likes: sex, lots of sex, being a hoe and proud of it, giving zero fucks about all social issues except abortion bc fuck being pregnant

Dislikes: vegans, internet feminism, children, monogamy (im in an open relationship)

BTW, my Fictionpress account is here. I haven't been on it for a few years . . . I may also have forgotten which email account I used along with the password . . .

(_/) This is Bunny.(o.o) Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the self proclaimed good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason XD

A Gryffindor would stay in the fight.

A Slytherin would start it. (I am in Slytherin) MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough

A Ravenclaw would get a teacher.

And a Hufflepuff would bet on the winner.

S.C.H.O.O.L.

Several Crappy Hours Of Our Life

C.L.A.S.S.

Come Late And Start Sleeping

F.I.N.A.L.S.

Fuck, I Never Actually Learned Shit

F.E.A.R

Fuck

Everything

And

Run

House: SlytherinWand: Dragon heartstring, Elder, 9 3/4 inches; More recently: Dragon heartstring, Ash, 13 inchesPet(s): Owl or SnakeQuidditch Position: SeekerAnimagus: HawkPatronus: Hare; More recently: White Mare (Pottermore), Wolf (Pottermore), Snowy Owl (Pottermore)Future Job: UnspeakableElement: AirHP Character Most Compatible With: Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black, Tom RiddleHP Ship: Drarry Tomarrymort all the wayFavorite Professor(s): Fillius FlitwickFavorite Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Regulas Black, Tom RiddleFavorite Classes: Ancient Runes, Charms, Arithmancy, and Alchemy(if they offered it)Ilvermorny House: Pukwudgie

DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER

DESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :When you rearrange the letters:HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:When you rearrange the letters:CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:When you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:When you rearrange the letters:LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:When you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:When you rearrange the letters:TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER IN LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .MARIA: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'TEACHER: No, that's wrongGLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: O.TEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. 'MILLIE: I is..TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!