Oh god not another profile to fill out ... i'm awful at doing these things _

okay let's see... first of all, i'm a fanfiction reader, and most definitely not a fanfiction writer. so if i happen to have a story or two down there, they're probably the result of a spontaneous surge of my imagination - and i can bet money that most fanfiction stories i ever write, if not all fanfiction stories i ever write, will be unfinished. unless i just so happen to love the plot, but i kind of doubt that will happen. not to mention stories i come up with probably won't even make sense.

i love reading anime fanfiction. most of the time that's just of the humor genre. (somehow anime fanfiction either ends up extremely cheesy or ridiculously hilarious, so i choose the latter). alright, on to my obsession. and i love love LOVE reading DHr harry potter fanfiction. as i said in the last paragraph. but just thought i'd remind you. i also like cough drops. cherry cough drops especially. but not ron. sorry to you ron shippers but he is just not my cup of tea. draco's my favorite character, but then again, i'm unsure of whether i'm in love with JK Rowling's Draco, or fanfiction.net's Draco, if you catch my drift. i actually got into the DHr fanfiction quite recently due to some interesting connections .' ) and ever since then i can no longer remember if something happened in the actual books, or whether it was just fanfiction. ah, fanfiction. :smiles dreamily:

:sigh: ... let's painfully move on from the topic of draco malfoy... i like to draw. and i like to take pictures. and i like to edit those pictures on photoshop so that everything looks a bit prettier. i'm learning guitar :D and i wish i could fly. i like crows and i wear two watches - one is of the west coast and one of the east coast. music is my boyfriend and i'm very upset that my ipod broke 2 weeks ago. very upset. mkay what else. i like shopping for shoes but i dont like wearing them. i like shopping for clothes but i dont li-.. err... i like desaturated photos. but i also like colors. sometimes. i like turquoise. and orange. and lime green. and highlight yellow. and brown. and black. and sometimes white. but dont feel left out; i probably like you too : )

i SHIP:

draco hermione
(blaise ginny) - side relationships
any humorous slash fics besides draco potter

i cannot STAND:

" ... 'Mione..." AGHH!
any ron pairings. shoot me please.
when draco pleads/nice-guy draco. DRACO DOES NOT PLEAD. he is a bad ass sexy jerk and i'll not have him otherwise.
when hermione suddenly turns barbie - hermione is INTELLIGENT you freaks.
draco/hermione suddenly turn goth/emo/suicidal. (okay what?)
hermione ron - sorry dears this just not work. actually ron should just burn.

Story Info:

Who's the Whore This Time - i love writing this : )

Space Mountain - this is a one-shot DHr parody i did just for kicks. extremely entertaining to write. and quite short. so go for it!

He-Who-Must...blahblah - this one is kind of annoying and i dont have a particular liking to it (and apparently neither does a lot of people..) - although i have to admit it's somewhat easy to write