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Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter, X-Men, Big Bang Theory, Walking Dead, Superman, Rifleman, Smallville, Bewitched, and Mister Ed.

John V. Bean lives in Wichita, Kansas and is a systems analyst for an Information Technology (IT) service corporation in a multi-state agricultural bank. He has been writing Harry Potter fan fiction since 2006.

FYI for those who ask, I usually don't do sequels to my stories, though I might reboot a story premise if I think the retelling will be better.

Current stories:

Created, Harry Potter (a Harry Potter / the Destroyer Crossover)
Harry Potter and the Eternal Realm (a Harry Potter / Bewitched Crossover)
The Wand, the Ring and the Sword (a Harry Potter / X-Men (Magik) / Green Lantern Crossover) (kind of on hold)

New Stories in the "thinking about them" stage.
Harry Potter, Limitless
Harry Potter and the Asteroid Story
The Vampire Harry Potter

Current Stories in Progress:

Harry Potter and the Eternal Realm

Current Chapter: 17 - Bugged by the Press

Last Update: April 15, 2016

* TAKE NOTE *
Next Update: I've been in the hospital since April 19, had heart surgery to replace my mitral valve. That's why no updates for the past two months. I'm still not completely recovered so a future update is currently iffy.

Summary: Harry Potter has a chance encounter with a woman when visiting the zoo on Dudley's birthday. It turned out they had more in common than either of them suspected, and the woman, Samantha Stephens, vows to rescue Harry from the aunt and uncle who are abusing him. A Harry Potter / Bewitched crossover, for now the story will categorized as HP only for more visibility.

Recent: Rita Skeeter shows up at Hogwarts to dig up the latest dirt. But she never expected to meet someone like Harry Potter!

The Tropical Paradise Alteration (Big Bang Theory)

Current Episdoe: 3 - The Nightclub

Last Update: February 10, 2015

Summary: An alternate retelling of SRAM's story The Tropical Paradise Theory, because I like the premise and would like to do my own take on the story.

Further Information on The Destroyer Series:

For those of you who have asked, The Destroyer Series was originally written by Warren Murphy and Richard Sapir. Sapir died in 1987. Warren Murphy was born 13 September 1933 and died 4 September 2015. Some information on Murphy's writing career include:

Murphy was one of the authors of the screenplay for The Eiger Sanction in 1975, and he also wrote the screenplay for Lethal Weapon 2. He is the author of the Trace and Digger series. With Molly Cochran, he has completed two books of a planned trilogy revolving around the character The Grandmaster, The Grandmaster (1984) and High Priest (1989). Murphy also shares writing credits with Cochran on The Forever King and several novels under the name Dev Stryker.

Some of his solo novels include Jericho Day, The Red Moon, The Ceiling of Hell, The Sure Thing and Honor Among Thieves. Over his career, Murphy has sold over 60 million books.

A few years ago, he started his own publishing house, Ballybunion, to have a vehicle to start The Destroyer spin-off books. Ballybunion has reprinted The Assassin's Handbook, as well as the original works Assassin's Handbook 2, The Movie That Never Was (a screenplay he and Richard Sapir wrote for a Destroyer movie that was never optioned), The Way of the Assassin (the wisdom of Chiun), and New Blood, a collection of short stories written by fans of the series.

He has served on the board of the Mystery Writers of America, and also has been a member of the Private Eye Writers of America, the International Association of Crime Writers, the American Crime Writers League and the Screenwriters Guild.

In April 2007, Warren returned to co-authoring The Destroyer, which is now published by Tor Books.

There are 145 books in the series. The last book, Dragon Bones, was published October 10, 2006.

In other media on the Destroyer front, on Aug 21 in the Hollywood Reporter

Shane Black to Direct 'The Destroyer' for Sony

The film will be adapted from a 1970s-era action book series that focuses on police officer Remo Williams.

The director, who previously helmed Iron Man 3 and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, has a busy slate ahead of him.

He’s set to direct Nice Guys, a Warner Bros. thriller featuring Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe, and has been tasked by 20th Century Fox with rebooting the Predator series.

He also is directing and co-writing the action title Doc Savage for Sony’s Columbia Pictures.

The Destroyer screenplay will be written by Jim Uhls (Jumper, Fight Club) along with novel writer James Mullaney. The film will be a co-production between Sony Pictures, Current Entertainment and Atlas Entertainment.

The Trial of Sirius Black

Current Chapter: 1 - The Trial of Sirius Black
Last Update: 5/16/2014
Summary: One-shot. Sirius Black is brought before the Wizengamot on the charge of the multiple murders of 13 men, including wizard Peter Pettigrew. Includes a timeline of the events leading up to the so-called trial.

Stories on Hiatus:

Superman Vs Voldemort

Current Chapter : 1
Last Update: 11/29/2013
Summary: Who would win in a fight between Superman and Voldemort? Need you even ask?

Gulo Gulo (Harry Potter XOver with Wolverine)

Current Chapter: 3
Last Update: 1/14/2012
Summary: Logan finds himself in a world of magic and Dark wizards, but his primary interest is just to go home. Now, who does he have to kill to get back there?
Recent: Logan goes after Bellatrix. Will she be able to deal him major damage with the Sword of Gryffindor now that it's hard as adamantium?

Ex Machina IV: Monroe Vs AK
Current Chapter: 6
Last Update: 8/6/2011
Summary: A.K. is a pretty tough hombre - he routinely eats Voldemorts for lunch. But has he met his match in James Harrison Monroe? Based on Dimension Hopping for Beginners, by nonjon
Recent: Now that all 42 A.K.s are The One, he’s a lot tougher than he used to be. But is he still out for Monroe’s blood? After all, how do you kill a being that’s immortal and nigh-all-powerful?

Thanks for reading them, I hope you find them enjoyable and worth reviewing!

Stories completed:

Created, Harry Potter

Current Chapter: 21 - The Queen of Death

Last Update: December 25, 2015, Completed

Summary: Harry arrives home from Kings Cross after his first year at Hogwarts and is quickly deprived of his wand, broom and school items; afterwards he is locked away in his room for the summer. But two men arrive at 4 Privet Drive and offer him a chance at a new life away from the Dursleys, to fulfill a new prophecy about himself. Thus, a new Harry Potter is created.

Recent: Kali returns to claim Harry as her own to dance the Tandeva and bring about the end of the world.

The Witch-Bang Theory

Current Episode: 14 - The Brainiac Conclusion

Last Update: June 26, 2015 Completed

Summary: Penny discovers she's a latent witch and she begins learning witchcraft. How will she handle these new-found abilities? How can Leonard help her cope with them? And what will this mean for the future of their engagement and their relationship?

Recent: Leonard reaps the fruits of his wish to become the smartest man on earth.

The First Meeting Alteration (Big Bang Theory)

Current Chapter: 3

Updated: 1/19/2015

Summary: A retelling of the pilot episode, with the alternate premise that Leonard first meets Penny without Sheldon present. COMPLETE with chapter 3.

Mr. Potter Goes to Smallville

Final Chapter: 14 - The Golden Skull

Completion Date: 5/30/2014
Summary: In 2011, after personal and professional setbacks, Harry decides to leave Britain and travel to the United States, where no one ever heard of him and the Ministry will never suspect he’s gone. But after a chance meeting on the flight over, he decides to live in a certain small town in the middle of the country — Smallville, Kansas.
Status: Complete

Harry Potter and the Overman

Current Chapter: 1 - The Overman
Published: 3/16/2014
Summary: AU. Many years after the most powerful being on Earth surrenders to him, Harry Potter goes to visit him in Nurmengard, to ask him why he surrendered when he could have killed everyone and won.
Status: Complete

The Rifle and the Wand - Harry Potter / The Rifleman crossover

Current Chapter: 6 - "Back Home Again"
Last Update: 9/27/2013
Summary: Harry finds himself in North Fork in 1885. How did he get here? More importantly, how does he get home? And what does he do when he finds that at least one other person in North Fork can do magic like him?
Recent Events: Mark is marked for death and Harry vanishes under Dumbledore's nose! Can he, Moody and Doc Brown save the day?
Status: Complete

Harry Potter and the Methods of Chaos

Current Chapter: 32 - "For All the Marbles, Part 3"
Last Update: 7/26/2013
Summary: A sequel to Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres owns a global corporation that is poised and ready for the Singularity, or so it seems, until a journalist appears wanting to question Harry's motivations.
Recent Events: The Final Duel: Harry vs. Voldemort, for all the marbles!
Status: Complete

Harry Potter and the Vampire’s Assistant. A vampire puts the bite on Harry, but it's for a good cause: he wants Harry to destroy Voldemort, even if it kills him. Ron and Hermione are also drawn into the adventure even as Harry tries to protect them. Now rated T for your protection.

Harry Potter Returns. Look! Up in the sky! It's an owl! It's a broom! It's Harry Potter! What's he doing flying around without a broom? Harry meets Superman under shocking circumstances and they are both a little mixed up -- with each other.

Harry Thunderer and the Uru Hammer. During the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, Harry chances upon an unusual artifact -- a giant's wand. But is that what it really is? Of course not! It's a weapon even more powerful than the Elder Wand. How will Harry use it? And who else wants it?

The Three Rings. Harry, Ron and Hermione are given a silver box kept for generations in Mr. Ollivander's family. Will they be able to open it? And once open, will they be able to keep what they find inside?

Ex Machina III. A long time ago, after the defeat of Voldemort, Professor Dumbledore went on a vacation with Professor James Monroe, the two men who had most influenced Harry Potter. They never returned. A very old Harry has been alone for many years. It's his birthday!

Ex Machina II is a continuation of the character James Monroe, from Ex Machina. James resolves to help a young Harry Potter, left on the Dursley's doorstep by Professor Dumbledore, to learn about the Wizarding world before he begins his education at Hogwarts. Will the advanced education given to him give him more of a chance against the Dark Lord, or will it make him arrogant and careless?

The Potter Brand is set at the beginning of Order of the Phoenix: in early August 1995, stuck in Little Whinging, Harry comes to the aid of someone in need and discovers that being a Good Samaritan can have unintended, and interesting, consequences.

Harry Potter and the Vault of Mystery, an alternative universe seventh-year story where Harry, Hermione and Ron return for a final year at Hogwarts after Lord Voldemort is somehow killed by none other than -- Neville Longbottom! There, as he, Hermione and Ron study for their N.E.W.T.s and research possible locations for Voldemort's Horcruxes, they meet two unusual exchange students -- Jonathan Crown, an American from Texas, and Deirdre Recaunt, a girl from a remote village in Scotland who seems to have an unusual relationship with the Divination teacher, Firenze.

Being Gilderoy Lockhart, a self-insertion humor/adventure story where the author wakes up one morning to find himself in Gilderoy Lockhart's bedroom inside Lockhart's body. There's a strange woman making him breakfast in the kitchen, and Professor Dumbledore is due to arrive for an interview for the DADA position at any moment!

Ex Machina is a short story where a being, calling himself a Power, roams alternate universes where Harry has died before beating Voldemort; he finds ways to destroy Voldemort using the survivors in that universe, until the day he lands in the universe where Harry and Voldemort have met in the Forbidden Forest.

Gulo Gulo is a one-shot crossover with Logan (Wolverine) from the X-Men appearing in the Harry Potter universe. He's the best he is at what he does (and what he does isn't very nice), but who does he have to kill to get home?

Stories probably not to be continued:

Harry Potter and the Ultimate Showdown, is humor/crack fiction which melds HP with the song The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Crossovers with Popeye, Star Trek, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Princess Bride, The Matrix, and Lord of the Rings.

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Stunning Shifts by mindcandy reviews
During a publicity stunt, Harry and five others are sent to another world where a well timed Stupefy made all the difference. As Harry looks for his peers and a way home, another Harry investigates the odd arrival of his doppelganger. (Canon, EWE, dimension travel, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,369 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P.
The Wizard on the Edge of Forever by rpnielsen reviews
During the fight at the Department of Mysteries, Harry gets taken on the ride of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,263 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 11/22/2019 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6306 - Favs: 13,383 - Follows: 15,946 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6662 - Favs: 6,810 - Follows: 7,678 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4275 - Favs: 9,990 - Follows: 10,985 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11565 - Favs: 17,426 - Follows: 12,353 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Momentum Conservation Part I: Action and Reaction by allanjay reviews
Takes place immediately after the end of 8:24, the season 8 finale. Begins with Leonard and Penny in the car headed to Las Vegas, and takes off from there.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,037 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015 - [Leonard H., Penny] [Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler] - Complete
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7356 - Favs: 14,770 - Follows: 16,420 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35538 - Favs: 26,469 - Follows: 19,510 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tropical Paradise Theory by SRAM reviews
What if story. What if Penny actually became an actress like her original plan only a year or two after getting to California. Penny never moves to 2311 Los Robles, Pasadena, but things still have a way of happening.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,560 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 9/28/2014
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28419 - Favs: 25,770 - Follows: 16,435 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 4,383 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2460 - Favs: 8,947 - Follows: 5,310 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: The New Phoenix by CatWriter reviews
Lily and James lay asleep one night while Lily is pregnant, the child dies in the womb, a cosmic entity "The Phoenix" intervenes and the child is reborn as her child as well as that of the Potters. A new world is born. XMen crossover
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,071 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Harry P.
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4331 - Favs: 10,925 - Follows: 5,334 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry's Game by Black Logician reviews
A take on rationalist Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,682 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ascension of Ra by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Voldemort has been vanquished from power and Harry from Britain. Aiming to start a new life in muggle America Harry moves to what he thinks is a small quiet town to start over. His destiny has just begun.HP/LoisLane. Begins Season 4.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,117 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 4,336 - Follows: 4,205 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Lois L.
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2884 - Favs: 7,463 - Follows: 8,496 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,359 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 3,664 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3218 - Favs: 5,817 - Follows: 3,247 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4990 - Favs: 9,814 - Follows: 4,693 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Repository of Knowledge by TheTrueBard reviews
After Sirius' death Harry is given a choice, stay as he is or train to become one of the most powerful men who ever lived. Armed with the power to fight watch Harry take the war to Voldemort PowerfulHarry ElementalHarry slow updates M for later chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,927 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P.
The Weapon by GwendolynnFiction reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry devotes himself to learning magic in a desperate attempt to protect the people he loves. Warnings: Profanity, Extreme Violence, References to Non-Con
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,444 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Harry P.
Beautiful Little Monstrosity by FirePhoenix86 reviews
Would there ever be a fanfiction about? A simple question turned horrifying for all! When a little harmless quiz turns ugly, who ends up with who? Who is scarred for life? Who suffers engorgement charms on their @# %’s? Oh the Horror!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Lily Evans P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the power of Oa by bluminous8 reviews
AU Harry Potter/Justice League. Oa has departed the universe forever, but it has left its essence in a young boy on a cold December night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 227,104 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 3,053 - Follows: 2,540 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 5,506 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Path to Power by pricetm reviews
Sixth year Harry takes control of his life and struggles to become the wizard necessary to defeat Voldemort. Action and adventure abound as Harry learns personal responsibility has its own problems and Rewards. Conceived pre hbp compliant with first 5year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,753 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Horcrux Quest by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Starting right after HBP, Harry begins the journey to the final confrontation with the help of his friends. HL RHr but not a big part of the story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,202 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 3,736 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Eternal Realm reviews
When Harry goes to the Zoo with the Dursleys on Dudley's 11th birthday, he meets Samantha Stephens, who learns that Harry is a distant cousin and that he's being mistreated at home. She rescues him and she and her mother Endora begin teaching Harry witchcraft. A Harry Potter / Bewitched crossover, for now the story will categorize as HP only.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 212,254 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Harry P., Albus D.
Created, Harry Potter reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after first year and is immediately banished to his room without his wand or books. Things look bleak until two men arrive-Remo and Chiun-to take him from the Dursleys to teach him Sinanju in fulfillment of an ancient prophecy. But what will this do to Dumbledore's carefully-laid plans? Harry Potter/The Destroyer series crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 232,677 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Complete
The Witch-Bang Theory reviews
Penny meets her grandfather Maurice and learns she's a witch. How will she handle her new-found abilities and relatives? How can Leonard help her cope with them? And what will this mean for the future of their engagement and their relationship? A Big Bang Theory / Bewitched (Classic TV series) crossover.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Bewitched - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,921 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Wand, the Ring and the Sword reviews
About to duel a resurrected Voldemort, Harry is visited by a Green Lantern Power Ring, receiving its powers. What will he do with such power? Will he wield it wisely, or will the power go to his head? And what has happened to the original Green Lantern, Hal Jordan?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,631 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015
A Horse Is A Horse - Of Course? reviews
Daryl is out on a supply run (and a chance to get away from the Safe Zone for a while) when he runs across another horse. But not just ANY horse, a rather special one, who promises to make Daryl's life VERY interesting. Walkers, cannibals, Wolves and now Mr. Ed, too?
Crossover - Walking Dead & Mister Ed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Daryl D., Mister Ed - Complete
The Tropical Paradise Alteration reviews
An AU version of The Tropical Paradise Theory, by SRAM. This story will proceed in parallel with that one, with some alterations (of course, why else would I call it the Tropical Paradise Alteration)? If you're wondering why I'm doing this, I like the premise of SRAM's story and want to do my own take on it, while paying homage to his story.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Leonard H., Penny
The First Meeting Alteration reviews
The pilot episode retold with the alteration that Penny and Leonard first meet without Sheldon present.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny
Mr Potter Goes to Smallville reviews
Harry leaves Britain in 2011 after being disgraced by his wife and sacked by the Ministry of Magic. He decides to travel to the U.S., whose magical government is not on good terms with the MoM, so it will be hard for them to find him. A chance meeting on the flight over convinces him to settle in a little town in the middle of the country - Smallville, Kansas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 148,235 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
The Trial of Sirius Black reviews
One-shot. Sirius Black is brought before the Wizengamot on the charge of the multiple murders of 13 men, including wizard Peter Pettigrew. Includes a timeline of the events leading up to the so-called trial.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Sirius B., Albus D., Barty C. Jr., Rufus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overman reviews
AU. Many years after the most powerful being on Earth surrenders to him, Harry Potter goes to visit him in Nurmengard, to ask him why he surrendered when he could have killed everyone and won. One-shot. Published 3/16/2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Superman Vs Voldemort reviews
Who would win in a fight between Superman and Voldemort? Need you even ask?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2013
The Rifle and the Wand reviews
Harry finds himself in North Fork in 1885. How did he get here? More importantly, how does he get home? And what does he do when he finds that at least one other person in North Fork can do magic like him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rifleman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,486 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Lucas M., Mark M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Chaos reviews
A sequel to Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres owns a global corporation that is poised and ready for the Singularity, or so it seems, until a journalist appears wanting to question Harry's motivations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,520 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Vampire's Assistant reviews
A vampire puts the bite on Harry, but it's for a good cause: he wants Harry to destroy Voldemort, even if it kills him. Ron and Hermione are also drawn into the adventure even as Harry tries to protect them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 155,567 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter Versus reviews
On his 20th birthday, Harry is kidnapped and set up against a series of opponents from places and situations unknown to him, to test his skill as a Auror and wizard. He has no idea who he'll be up against until he meets them. Ch. 1 - The Hulk! Ch. 2 - Harry Callahan! Ch. 3 - Remo Williams! Ch. 4 - Duncan MacLeod! Ch. 5 - Sheldon Cooper! Ch. 6 - The Doctor! Ch. 7 - ?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,992 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Gulo Gulo reviews
Logan finds himself in a world of magic and Dark wizards, but his primary interest is just to go home. Now, who does he have to kill to get back there?
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,902 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/30/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Harry P.
Harry Potter Returns reviews
Look! Up in the sky! It's an owl! It's a broom! It's Harry Potter! What's he doing flying around without a broom? Harry meets Superman under shocking circumstances and they are both a little mixed up-with each other.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 257,996 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Ex Machina IV: Monroe Vs AK reviews
A.K. is a pretty tough hombre - he routinely eats Voldemorts for lunch - and breakfast and supper - snacks, too! But has he met his match in James Harrison Monroe? Based on Dimension Hopping for Beginners, by nonjon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,844 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P., OC
Harry Thunderer and the Uru Hammer reviews
In the Department of Mysteries Harry chances upon an unusual artifact-a giant's wand. But is that what it really is? Of course not! It's the Hammer of Thor, and Harry is transformed into the Thunderer! How will he use the power that's been given to him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 140,915 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Three Rings reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Mr. Ollivander presents Harry, Ron, and Hermione with the Silver Chest, a mysterious artifact that has been in his family for generations. Will they be able to open it? And once open, will they be able to keep what's inside?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,656 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Ex Machina III reviews
A long time ago, after the defeat of Voldemort, Professor Dumbledore went on a vacation with Professor James Monroe, the two men who had most influenced Harry Potter. They never returned. A very old Harry has been alone for many years. It's his birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Ex Machina II reviews
What would happen if someone gave Harry a chance to learn magic BEFORE he attended Hogwarts? Would he be better prepared to face Voldemort, or would the power go to his head, making him arrogant and careless? A continuation of the story Ex Machina.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 164,310 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Potter Brand reviews
In August 1995, Harry helps a stranger in Little Whinging and is given the Star Brand in return, a mysterious artifact of immense power that can solve the Voldemort problem in no time. But things are always more complicated than they appear! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 94,248 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Vault of Mystery reviews
AU Year 7: The Trio plan to skip their last year at Hogwarts and find Horcruxes, but everything changes when Voldemort is killed, apparently by--Neville! And who is this new exchange student, Jonathan Crown? What's his connection with Voldemort, if any?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 321,991 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Being Gilderoy Lockhart reviews
The author goes to sleep one night and wakes up the next morning to find he's become Gilderoy Lockhart! He doesn't know any magic, he's got no idea who's making breakfast downstairs, and Dumbledore is due at his door any moment now! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 124,866 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ultimate Showdown reviews
Humor and parody with HRH crossing over into the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be? Chapter 4 features LOTR characters, plus cameos from the Matrix and Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Run away!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Harry P.
Ex Machina reviews
How often does Harry fail to defeat Voldemort, in all the limitless possibilities of parallel worlds? And what happens in those worlds when he fails? Someone who hates seeing the bad guy win decides to take the matter into his own hands. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,203 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P. - Complete