Name: The Indestructible J-chan!!

Age:16

D.O.B.:Nov.15, 1994

Lies

Lies make it better

Lies are forever

Lies to come home to

Lies to wake up to

Lies from the alter

Lies make you falter

Lies keep your mouth fed

Lies to your deathbed

My fave sayings

"Call me what you want but it doesn't change the fact that you're an ass!"

"Sit boy!"

"You'll find my foot up your ass if you don't do what your mother told you"

"I like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas!"

"Heke?"

"By the time I get married you'll have a girlfriend."

QuOtEs qUoTeS OMG Quotes!!

-Dont Cheat Unless You Want Your Ass Beat!-

-Your As Dead As A Run Over Squirrel-

-I Know You & I STILL Love You!-

- I used to have super powers!! but my therapist took them away-

-We live in the age where pizza gets to your house FASTER than the police-

-It's almost IMPOSSIBLE to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 10,000,000 others-

-HI! the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you...-

perfect girls are not real real girls are not perfect - random cumputer screen

all i did was watch you guys from behind you protected me and i wanted to be like you, this time get a good look at my back -sakura harono forest of death

in not fat just chubby - chouji

power of youth- rock lee

didn't you know? women have to tough to survive. -sakura haruno

trubblesome -shikamaru

cha - inner sakura

you did bloom into a beautiful flower -ino to sakura

people can not change their own destiny - neiji hyuga

i'm naruto uzimaki and im gona be hokage some day, belive it - if you dont know then you are an idiot

art is a bang un -deidara

i like chocolate milk - cheese

mini skirt + tube top + high heels = slutty hore -my bestest friend JJ

its not that i hate you, i just have a strong passion of disslike aimed toward you at the moment - me

if im insane that what are you - me

crazy people say things off topic, insane peopledo extremthings with no point, and mad people carry around sledgehammers and chainsaws. - me

no dear i am not mad i am crazy - me to my friend on the topic of my stability of mind.

"CAKE FACE!"-Bella to me

"LEABIAN MOLESTER!!" -Me to Bella

"McSpazzy Spazz!!" -Bella to me

"McSluty Slut Slut!"-Me to Bella

(Can you believe I already consider Bella a close friend, and yet we insult each each othe everyday?)

got any quotes give em ta me and i will post em ;)

Things that get on my nerves are:

PREPS!!

Cool girls who think they're all that even though they're not

People who think that it's wrong to swear

People who think they're better at everything , or people who think they're perfect

People who brag too much

People who copy EVERYTHING you

1. I am afraid of empty inboxes.

2. I am afraid of clowns.

3. I am afraid of needles.

4. I am afraid of my science teacher.

5. I am afraid of hand sanitizer.

(= '.'=) This is Bunny. You must help him achieve WORLD DOMINATION!!

(")_(")Join the DARK side, you'll get cookies.Add him to ur profile

If your a GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke should just hurry up and have hot steaming sex with Naruto already, copy this into your profile

If you think Sasuke's a manwhore who ditched his village for his own selfish purposes and he deserves to burn for all the screwups he's made, copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tired smoking spot. If youre one of the 2 percent who hasnt, copy and paste this into youre profile.

If your obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.

NIf one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letter, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst put laughing in a quite room, add this to your profile.

If youve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'redButterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeBackToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band, ilurvedannyr, Gaara's weakness, Gaara's-Demon-Girl, xxunrealisticxxdreamerxx

If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN ALOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you once have a been a class clown, copy and paste this into your profile.

You could answer any questions that are about Naruto, and the answers are ALWAYS right, copy this into your profile.

If you think/know your mom or dad is a clean freak, copy this into your profile.

You dont care if your not popular, you just who you are. copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness,Gaara's-Demon-Girl

You hang around/talk with nerds,emos,punks,rockers,skaters,tweakers, gang bangers, that are your friends, but never hang around with Jockers,Preppies,Bimbos, Populars. Copy and Paste this into your profile

You fake your happy for your friends, when your actually sad, and you smile so you can make them happy, copy and paste this into your profile.

Your always hyper, i mean really hyper! Copy this into your profile.

You have said something stupid and your friends laugh at it, Copy and paste this into your profile

You have asked stupid questions to your friends/teacher/parents and they just look at you like 'WTF?' copy and paste this into your profile

You have said sumthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

You have sung stupid/funny songs out loud, while skipping too. Copy and add this into your profile

You have done sumthing stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone. Add this into your profile

You have talked bad to your teachers for a good reason, and/or for defending your friends, and got in detention but didnt give a fuck, and would still do it. Copy this into your profile.

If you are a GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Sas-GAY' (cuz he's totally in love with Naruto), copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler then being cool, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

Lastly...20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1:At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2:Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3:Every time some one asks youto do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4:Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5:Put Decaf in the coffee maker(home or work), When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction switch to espresso

6:In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7:Finish all your sentences with" In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8:Don't use any punctuation

9:As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10:Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11:Specify that your drive thru order is "TO GO"

12:Sing along at the opera

13:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14:Put mosquito netting around your work area(or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17:When the cash comes out of the ATM yell " I WON, I WON"

18:When exiting the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling " Run for your lives they're loose"

19:Tell your children, or younger sibling that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

Luves to all!!