Yo.

So, I'm 24...ish. And I am currently participating in the Japan Exchange and Teaching Program (The JET Program) in Japan. I'm still in my first year, but have agreed to stay a second. I assist in teaching English to Junior High (7th to 9th grade) kids in Japan. It's alright. I'm not really the teaching-sort, but I do OK, and hey- I'm in Japan! I'm pretty lazy, so updates are slow, but fear not! I shall not abandon my stories. I hate when I get attached to a story and see an update only to find the author giving me a note saying they quit. LOSERS. I'm revamping my goals, so hopefully my fanfics benefit from the coming goal-upheaval.

Notes about my stories: First, they are at this point, all Naruto FanFics. As my horizons have expanded, so may my writing one day, but for now. My favorite pairs are NaruSasu, ItaSasu, and KakaSasu; notice that in all these Sasuke is the UKE- and in my stories, will be as such. Also, as a side note, if you ever get around to it, my favorite story on this site is "Embracing Dreams" - check it out!

Tina

P.S. If I get around to it (because my laziness has been preventing me from getting around to a lot of things), I will be attempting to rewrite all of my chapters to fix their grammatical errors. I'll post a note if that ever actually happens both on here, and in any new chapters I post afterwards. That is all.

Naruto Theories

Theory 1: Why Naruto and Sasuke are Gay (or at least how i know Naruto loves Sasuke)

.I'm like Naruto: I have blonde hair, blue eyes, and am hyper and happy-go-lucky to hide the true pain life causes me. Keeping that in mind:

.I like Sasuke.

.So, if I'm like Naruto and I like Sasuke; Clearly Naruto like's Sasuke.

Theory 2: Sasuke likes to be dominated--hence he's the uke.

.Lets take a look at Sasuke's life; shall we? traveling back to when Sasuke was a kid, he was dominated by his father (I don't mean anything sexual you people with dirty minds). Sasuke was always doing his best to be whatever his father wanted of him; thus dominated.

.Lets make Sasuke a bit older; around 8-12; he's being dominated by his older brother (Again, non-sexual --well, maybe a little, in my mind). Now with his father gone, Sasuke's goal in life is the goal Itachi set for him.

.A bit older still; like 13; Do I need to explain Orochimaru or Madara?

.All of that combined proves Sasuke's need to be dominated. So, explain to me how it would even be remotely possible for him to be a seme?