xxunrealisticxxdreamerxx: Mah 2nd Gaasaku fic!! YAY!!

Gaara: ...hopefully it'll be your last...

xxuxxdxx: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Gaara: ya heard me

xxuxxdxx: grumbles

Gaara:Thankfully, this crazed girl does not own Naruto

Plenty Other Fishes In The Sea

"Will anybody listen to my story...about a girl I used to know..." sang a drunk old man up on the stage. Gaara snorted, then signaled the barman for another drink. The hawt red-head was in the single most retarded bar on the whole of Suna, still, they had good beer.

The blonde beside him sighed and patted his friend's back " Don't let it get to you, Gaara." He said sadly, his blue eyes filling with compassion. Gaara glared at him. "Shut up naruto! How can I not let it get to me when my girlfriend left me for Kunkuro?!" The hawt red-head's mind filled with images of what horrible torture he could bestow on his brother.

Naruto sighed. "There's plenty other fish in the sea, you know" Then the blonde brightened"Oh yeah! I invited one of my friends over!" Gaara looked up. "Oh no, not again..." He muttered; Naruto had been trying-and failing- to hook up Gaara for some time now.

"Oh wait!" Naruto stood up "There she is now!! Hey!! Saku-chan!! Over here!!" He waved a pink-haired girl over. Gaara's mouth dropped open, 'WOW!!" he thought 'She is HAWT!!' THe pink-haired girl was wearing a black tutu skirt with a red corset top and gold skull earings.

Naruto pulled her over, "Sakura-chan, this is Gaara!" Sakura rolled her eyes and offered Gaara her hand. Gaara narrowed his eyes; the last thing he needed was some stupid girl's pity. "Listen wench," he spat "I don't need your pity."

Sakura bristled in anger " As if I would give a dick-ass like you any pity!!" and with that, she stormed off to the dance floor.

"Nice going!" groaned Naruto, his head in his hands. Gaara smirked "Thanks, and your right. There are plenty other fish in the sea!" Gaara called over his shoulder before making his way to where Sakura took out her anger on some poor unsuspecting guy(AKA: Sasuke-Ass)

Naruto sighed, 'i wonder what their children will look like...?'

xxuxxdxx: This one is definetly one of my worst (

Gaara: I heard you made a MelloxMatt fanfic...

xxuxxdxx: Yeah, so?

Gaara:...yaoi fangirl...

xxuxxdxx and other fangirls: (holds up yaoi paddles of...yaoi-ness) YAOI POWER!! 3

Gaara: Who's my yaoi pairings...?

xxuxxdxx: One is Saasuke and the other is Lee. Oh, and another is Naruto.

Gaara: (twitches) ...

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