![]() Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto. Hi im Lynn and I dont get to write much so it might take me a while to update. My account on Fictionpress is SecretWhispers. Favorite Pairings: Fruits Basket: Kyo/Tohru Kyo/Haru Kyo/Shigure Kyo/Hatori Yuki/Hiro Tohru/Shigure Tohru/Haru Tohru/Hatori Tohru/Momiji Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione Harry/Hermione/Ron Draco/Hermione &/ or Blaise Sirius/Hermione &/ or Remus Sirius/Harry &/ or Remus Hermione/Oliver Hermione/Barty Crouch Jr Bill/Hermione &/ or Charlie Hermione/Marcus Flint Hermione/Fred &/ or George Naruto: Naruto/Kakashi (my favorite pair) Sasuke/Kakashi Kakashi/Iruka Sasuke/Naruto &/ or Itachi Gaara/Naruto &/ or Sasuke Gaara/Kankuro Sasori/Sakura (only time i like her) Kiba/Kankuro Shikamaru/Naruto Pretty much any pair that is yaoi. I don't like Sakura, period. Lee is ok, but only in small doses. About me: Colors: Purple, Lime-Green, Silver, Black, Blue Sports: Soccer, VolleyBall, Gymnastics Bands: Breaking Benjamin, Porcelain And The Tramps, Angelspit, Faderhead, Aryia, Emilie Autumn, D'espairsray, Hollywood Undead, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Gazette, Jack Off Jill, Three Days Grace, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Evanescence, Within Temptation, Green Day, Disturbed, From First To Last, Muse, Good Charlotte, 30 Seconds To Mars, Sum 41, Papa Roach, Godsmack, Skillet,Linkin Park, Korn, Marilyn Manson. Things that you would never guess about me that you most likely already know: I love putting hot boys in handcuffs. I love Kakashi. I have an unhealthy addiction to threesome relationships. I love making Sasuke a possesive bastard. I am a huge procrastonator. I have a slight addiction to my computer. I tend to be perverted. I love characters who are lazy and procrastonators -cough Shikamaru cough- I am a Harry Potter addict. Same goes for Naruto. I also have an unhealthy obbsession with Kankuro and Shino from Naruto. I tend to blame everything on my best friend. Favorite Sentences: "Calling you mentally challenged would be like calling a normal person Einstein."- Me "They say guns dont kill people, people kill people. I think the guns help. If you walked up to someone and yelled BANG I dont think you would kill too many people."- Me "Lets kill her"- My best friend (dont ask) "Be optimistic- the people you hate will die eventually" - Me "Thou shall not steal from K-mart, Walmart has better selections"- Andrew "To steal ideas from one person is called plagerism. To steal ideas from many is called research."- Me and Andrew "I BLAME YOU FOR GLOBAL WARMING!"- Me "I like cheese!"- My best friend (Nina) "People say there is always tomorrow. Which seems like they are saying "There is no use in getting through today, because you'll just have to do it again in 24 hours."- Me "Did you know that Welch's says their juice is 100 real juice! But one of their flavored juices is banana! How the hell do you get juice out of a banana? "- Me "Whoever said words cannot hurt me obviously never got hit in the head with a dictionary."- Me "Being a teenager is tough, sometimes life isnt fair, other times it is, and even then I say fck that!."- Me "Its been lovely, but i have to scream now!"- Me "School activites are for people who haven't yet discovered the thrill of counting ceiling cracks."- Me "History teaches us that men and nations only behave when they have exhausted all other options."-Me "She's one of my best friends, I can kill her"- Me (You May Not Want To Know) "Im not good at spanish. Weve been in here for 4 weeks and all I know how to say is taco"- Charles. -singing- "On the first day of Spanish I comitted suicide..."- Charles. "I love studying while reading, while talking, while spanishing"- Charles. note: Charles hates spanish class "Everyone likes me, except the few that don't, but I don't talk to them."- my dad. "Morals flew out the window a long time ago."- Me. "I don't water the grass, if I do it will become dependant"- My Uncle. "Your family is rich you stupid spoiled whore."- A Guy Named Alan In My Geometry Class On People With Iphones (He Was Joking, I Think...) "The principal wanted me to take off my pajama pants. Something about a safety hazard, what are they going to do? Drawstring me to death?"- David "I stole your purse, but I'll give it back"- Charles to our spanish teacher. "Was that dirty? Because if it was dirty I would have gotten it alot quicker"- Laine. "Everyone gets shot in the government"- Cameron. "This gum tastes like a sex party in my mouth"- Connor. "The hips will not thrust"- My Biology Teacher (Some Kids Kept Doing The Pelvic Thrust) "Did you have the hatorade before you came to school?"- My Biology Teacher. "Bright, shiney peices of crap I command you to explode"- Courtney To The School Lights. "We were on the same toilet seat"- Chad (You Had To Be There) "There are occasionally dead people in a cemetary"- Me (Talking about seeing a ghost) Lines that I love from stories I have read on here: “Naruto… why is your hand on Sasuke’s crotch?”- Kakashi in the story Hn by Quack says the T-shape. “Well, why don’t you take off your boxers too then, lead a real revolution?”- Sasuke in the story Take off your goddamn clothes! by Quack says the T-shape. "Sasuke, I love you and want to bear your man-babies"- Naruto in the story The Perfect Love Confession by Quack says the T-shape. "Goddamn it, that's the last time I go stalking down a dark alleyway."- Haru in the story CENSORED! by Oreo-chan. “No more gay bars, damn it!”- Kyo in the same story. "Your as dead as Micheal Jackson in a Save The Children Corparation."- Kakashi in the story Push it to the Limit Sasuke by ThemostawesomeRen-Chan. "This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk-in harem!"- Sasuke in the story Sharing is Caring by Asukat Kureru. “There’s a thin line between hate and homosexual man-feelings.”- Sasuke in the story No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape. “Away! Emo-one!”- Naruto talking to Sasuke in the story The Wonder That Is Maths Class by Quack says the T-shape. “I’d like to quadratic yourequation.”- Sasuke also from the story The Wonder That Is Maths Class. "Did you happen to mention that your cooking skills are limited to Easy Mac and Lucky Charms?"- Naruto in the story Prince Charming by Yobster29. “It is a beautiful day to be sitting on a Hokage’s face.”- Kakashi in the story An Invisible Mask by ScaryCrazy. "...and Then this old man jumped out in a suit and big glasses! Then this weird techno music came on and he started dancing"-Kakashi in the story Just Your Ordinary Nightly Rituals by Retaeh. “Do him again, Sasuke!”- Sakura and Ino in the story Shobou fun by Rokudaime Kunoichi. “Can I put my hand down your pants instead?”- Kakashi in the story Are You Awake Sasuke? by Ritsuka's Cousin. “True. Hey, you know, if you’re tired from all that running around, I can carry you back to the dorm.” “In your dreams, Uzumaki.” “Every night, Sasuke. Every night.”- Those three were from the story Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume. "Sometimes I wish I weren’tsuch a studmuffin...but not often."- Naruto in the same story. "But I wouldn't be any fun if I were predictable."- Kakashi in the story Restless by Jelp. "No. That’s not right, no, no, no! What does God have against me getting laid!"- Sasuke in the story Monster by Lin West. "Oh...wouldn't you like to come to the party in my pants instead??"- Sasuke in the story But I'm Horny by YaoiObsession. "Yeah, he was all like 'Oh, I need to go to the hospital' and 'I'm gonna bleed to death' and blah blah blah. Him and his damn excuses..."- Naruto in the same story. "And now, my love, to sleep the sleep of the dead, till that fateful hour when my Lady Hokage calls upon me to once more bloody my hands in her favour – at which time I shall pull the pillow of slumber across my face and tell her to screw off."- Naruto in the story Letters by Aerlyn-Angel-Of-Death. “Good morning Ronald, I’m afraid I’m still pissed at you darling, so do be a dear and shut up won’t you.”- Hermione in the story Understanding Your Alligiance by Marari. “That was a terrible throw. I had to let go of Iruka's butt to catch that,”- Kakashi in the story Gay Day by Oraday. “Com'on Raidou! I wanna have diner bathroom sex.”- Genma in the same story. “Molesting you. It'd be easier if you didn't wear so much clothes.”- Kakashi in the story Despair Rendered Hope by Oraday. “Well, Nara-san, as long as you don’t get any. . .questionable substances in my nephew’s wounds, you may take him and distract him from his undoubtedly painful cuts any way you please.”- Hiashi Hyuuga in the story Matters Of Hyuuga by chaosTYE. "Well, what're you gonna do?" "Punish him." "Why does that sound like a rape threat?" "You're the second person to ask that today."- Sasuke and Shikamaru in the story Freshman Pet by YoshimiKurosaki. “I was hoping maybe a hit to the head would make you a little smarter, but I just remembered that one can loose braincells if they smash their head too hard. I apologize.”- Sasuke in the story Love's Little Lessons by Suiryoka. 'Oh gods, I've destroyed one of the only sane shinobi I had left!'- Tsunade in the story Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess. "Alright, just remember to not have sex in funny places!"- Tsunade in the story Naruto and His Body Guard by Darktulip. "I’ll have to fall down on my knees and beg for forgiveness. Bang my head on the ground a few times while I’m at it."- Kakashi in the story A Different Perspective by Book Of Changes. "So the bastard’s a super mutant ninja turtle…"- Naruto about Sasuke in the story A Collection Of Wet Dreams by Retaeh. “Naruto, you’re marrying Sasuke, now get out or I won’t let you become Hokage.”- Tsunade in the story Sealed by Ms Trick. “I knowI’m attracted to Naruto. You can stop constantly reminding me!”- Sasuke in the same story. “Art’s a blast, un!”- Deidara in the story Swept Away From The Ashes by Mishka-chan. "I'd do the same thing if my Zabu-kun came home with glitter on him! I'd stab his eyes out, cut off all his limbs, ALL, THEN I'D RIP OUT HIS HEART AND THROAT IT IN THE OCEAN AND LAUGH AS HE DIED BEFORE MY FEET! MWAHAHAHAHA!"- Haku in the story Naruto Sleep Over! by LiveLifeWithNoRegrets. "You are a cock sucking fag, and you LOVE it!"- Naruto in the same story. “I’ll kiss him here and there, I’ll make him blush and mewl, Here, little brother, wanna feel the lips that will grace your sex object?” “Mom! Itachi’s being incestuous!” “Hah! Don’t be cross with me, little brother! As if that doesn’t turn you on!”- Itachi and Sasuke in the story Fall For The Pretty Face? I Think Not by Retaeh. "You're supposed to be dancing not having sex on my bed."- Sai in the story The Nerd by Animehead. “You should be glad I came home at all little brother. Now how about you be a good boy and match your tight ass into my room. Strip off all those confining clothes and get on my bed so that I can fuck your brains out.”- Itachi in the story The Prodigy by badkittyitachi. “I better not get a fucking phone call or anyone at my fucking door step. I’m going home to fuck the shit out of Sasuke and if anyone interrupts me, there is going to be hell to pay.”- Itachi in the same story. “You wrote an Azkaban escapee a letter on waffles?” “Yes, but I would like to remind you that he wrote me one on pancakes.”- Hermione and Charlie in the story New Law by Luisa Weasley20. “Flirting! They were practically giving him a lap dance! With their eyes!”- Sirius in the story Ravenwhores and Chocolate Sauce by Psycho Hippy. "Kill Voldemort... Get back with Ginny... All tomorrow. Should only take a couple of hours...Shit... What am I supposed to do after that? Oh yeah, seduce Hermione..."- Harry in the story A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Well, Somethings by Jazzy Soul. "The man did have a knack for knowing what people were thinking. Then again he’d gone quite batty in the past ten years and could very well be playing matchmaker again."- Charlie about Dumbledore in the story A New Way Of Seeing by rinny08. "You’ve pimped out your best friend to your ex boyfriend’s father!"- Ron to Ginny in the story Simply A Matter Of Conveinance, My Dear by Pickled Princess. "Because we all know that under his silent mask, Itachi is smiling manically at us all."- Naruto in the story What's A Uke? by Vami. "A passerby shot him an odd look, and, finally taking note of the fairly busy street that he was stopped in, he decided to brainstorm back in his appartement where there was no one around to mind when he chatted with various body parts."- Naruto in the story Addicted by Sarsaparilla. You know you live in 2007 when... 1. You sometimes type up your homework in chatspeak. 2. You don't use your cell phone to talk, you just text. 3. You lose at "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader." 4. You can't remember your natural hair color. 5. If you don't have an Ipod you're old-fashioned. 6. You know more about the people in Harry Potter than the author does. 7. You keep nodding your head and smiling. 8. And you've already started scrolling back up to prove that there was no number 5. 9. When there was one all along. 10. And now you feel like an idiot because you have seen so many of these things you assume that they are all the same. So put this in your profile if you are sick of seeing these stupid things, and remember to give me some credit for it because I made it. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I'm PANSEXUAL so I MUST be attracted to everyone. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off. Well Troublesome thoughts was just supposed to be one chapter but now one of my friends has read it and is making me keep writing more! She's worse than a dictator when it comes to this story this morning she shoved my paper into my hands and my pen and then anytime I would look up from the paper she would say "I didn't say you could look up" and force me to go back to work. So the story will now be however many chapters she wants it to be, or at least that's what she says. My Harry Potter stories really aren't a priority right now, I seem to be on a Naruto kick. Eh. Also make sure you check out: www.fanfiction.ws/~sasukesemolover they are my best friends so read their stuff! NOTE TO ALL MY READERS: Recently I have gone back through my stories and discoverd tons of mistakes. I am currently in the process of going back and editing them. So if you decide to read something of mine, I strongly suggest you wait a while. |