Real name: Antonetta

Age: 20

Hello peoples on here!

I am the youngest of seven, female, childless, an aunt by nearly a couple dozen, cousin to...last count was a little over forty, friend to several, and an avid bookworm, as well as aspiring artist and teen fiction writer. I am easily woo'ed, and will readily fall in love with people who want to watch/reenact zombie movies with me, crack jokes about how Sephiroth's sword is only so large because he's compensating for the tinyness of his other...sword, and know the difference between a claymore and a gladius. I hate chocolate, the only good flower is an edible one, and if you are a man who wants strolls in the moonlight it had better be because we're going werewolf hunting.

I love me so much. I don't think I could ever fully express the true adoring love I have for me. I admit it, I am a vain creature, prone to staring at me in the mirror, drawing pictures of me, collecting photographs of me, and obsessing about me. I am a narcissist in her true form. If you're reading this you're probably bored. Really bored. And having nothing to do except read about the wonderfulness of me and then maybe, just maybe, read my stories, which are wonderful.

I should vote me perfect. Because I am. Perfect that is. Although I am me too. And me is perfect.

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS!

Anyways, you're probably wondering what makes me so great. Well, I shall inform you. You see, I exist. In my body no less. And my body is perfect. As is my beautiful mind, which has cobwebs and dust on all the trees in the outside rooms, long corridors filled with many doors, of which only a few open, a library complete with vines crawling about a stone fireplace, and a big empty white room which is so bright that you cannot tell where the floor ends, the walls begin, and the ceiling starts. There are many other things in my mind too, but if I told you you'd think I was weird. After all, who wants a desert with an old victorian couch in it to be in their head?

The answer? Me.

Hmm...I wonder if you really did read this. If you did I hope you imagined in the cheery sort of tone that crazy people who think their famous use. Like Gildory Lockhart of Harry Potter. He's like me. I hate him. Stupid narcissist. Narcissists are evil. So are kitchens actually. You never know what you might burn you hand on. Like the stove. It sits there, and it looks innocent, but it's actually quite evil. Please don't disagree with me, I know what I know and I like it that way, although I need to know more.

Speaking of which, does anybody know how Humpty Dumpty was made? Think about it, an egg man sitting on a wall in a world of humans... Did a woman have sex with an egg? But you can't get pregnant by eggs... Horses on the other hand... Think about. Where did centuars REALLY come from? There's no way, unless one is terribly nearsighted, that you can mistake a human sitting on a horse for one creature. If you did the picture would have six legs and two heads. But no, all depictions show it with ONE human head and upper torso, and only four, horse-like legs... So what if a human and a horse had actually... Is that they came from?

And naga's too! Half-snake, half-human. And mermaids? Are humans really such lusty creatures that they would use a fish?

I know I wouldn't. But that's because I'm fantastic. And silly. And you're probably laughing right now. Either that or your horrified. I hope it's the latter. I should scare you.

:sigh: I love me...

My stories are also located at and I am also located at www.fictionpress.info under the same pen name I have here: Odi et Amo.

My artwork- or http://

random funny website-

GO HERE OR PERISH! (warning: content on that page may offend some)

As for my fanfictions...these are links to visuals for any fancreated characters. There will be more later... I'm currently working on "Petals in the Wind," "After the End," and "Little Red, A Mockery."

Sairiah-Sama :

colored - http:///view/990653/

Kohaku/Kanna fanart, not drawn by me, but drawn for me: http:///deviation/41575506/

Pairings:

Inuyasha:

Sesshomaru/Rin, Sesshomaru/Kikyou, Sango/Miroku, Koga/Kagura, Kanna/Kohaku

Harry Potter:

Draco/ Hermione, Hermione/Harry, Luna/Harry, Neville/Ginny Severus/Hermione

Bleach:

Ikkaku/Yumichika, Grimmjow/Orihime, Ichigo/Rukia, Kaien/Rukia, Rangiku/Toshiro, Chad/Karin, Ishida/Orihime, and Kenpachi/finally meeting his sword and kicking butt in epic awesomeness.

Angel Sanctuary

Doll/Uriel

Those are the main ones I read. There are a lot more stories I like, but those are most important. That be all.