hey all yet another! disclaimer: i dont' own anything except for my character which is lauren!

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The story of the Pimp Cane

Once Draco found a cane

It was pimp

It became Draco's pimp cane

That was pimp

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Once a pimp lost his cane

It was pimp

Then he saw Draco pimpim' his cane

That wasn't pimp

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One Lauren was a hoe(*)

She belonged to a pimp

One day she pimped Draco

That was pimp

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Once alle these people met

The Pimp

The Hoe

The Draco

The Pimp Cane

Here is the argument that unfolded...

"Biatch you pimpin' my cane and my hoe? Now you got to die!"

"I found this cane and this hoe...well, she found me...Now you got to die!"

"Stop yelling at each other I'll dp what I want and your not my pimp. Now you got to die!"

" I know I'm just a cane but you are all nuts. Now you got to die!"

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One day there was a cane

It was pimp

It murdered 3 people in cold blood

That was pimp too.

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So what do you think r/r. I liked this on...very funny!