Hey all. My friends Annie Stoops writes crazy little stories in health class at school and she usually basses them upon draco and I. So heres a bunch.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything harry potterverse.

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(Draco)

Snore

la la la la la laa (smurf theme)

Snore

la la la la la laa

Snore

Fa la la la la la la la la (Christmas song thing)

Snore

Huh?

Where am I?

My Scar Hurts.

I don't have a scar though!

Pink Blankets?

I'm in the girls Dormitory!

Wait, that's a good thing.

Who's on the top bunk?

OH GAWD it's Hermione Granger!

She's naked!

(runs screaming in circles)

Don't panic, Don't panic!

My Gawd...I've got a tail.

(Lauren wakes Up)

Be invisible and she won't see you!

"HI PANSY"

(waves at Draco who looks down)

OH MY GAWD I'M A GIRL!

(wakes up panting and screaming)

"THANK GAWD IT WAS ONLY A DREAM"

(Lauren leans over and puts her arm around Draco. Hermione does the same from oppisite side)

OH GAWD NO!

(Draco wakes up or real this time)

Gawd what a nightmare

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Well let me know what you think! I'll let Annie Know