Disclaimer: Naruto or any of the characters do not belong to me. They belong to Kishimoto Masashi. Also, this plot is a cliché.

Summary: Sasuke is the biggest playboy in school, athletic, smart and perfect features. He's able to get any girl he wants, but why is that he's so attracted to a boy? Not just any boy. It's Naruto Uzumaki: the biggest dobe in the school.

Italics means Sasuke's thoughts

Warning: Contains yaoi (MM), and slight language. The pairing will most likely be sasunaru, gaanaru, if not more. It's a cliché. So it may be similar to other fics, though not intentionally, slight mentions of sexual interactions. Sorry if it sucks.

----------Onto the story--------

Uchiha Sasuke woke up to the loud ringing of his stupid alarm clock. The sound of shattering metal could be heard throughout the city. That was the third alarm clock that he had broken this week.

Sasuke's brother, Uchiha Itachi, owned a huge, successful corporate and Akatsuki, a nightclub. The "nightclub" was a "normal nightclub," if one were to ignore their dealings and fame in the underworld.

Sasuke got up and groggily trudged towards his personal bathroom. Sasuke couldn't help but smirk at his reflection. Dang! He looked hot, even if he just woke up.

After Sasuke took a quick shower, he changed into his uniform. The evil which is called a uniform consisted of a black blazer with the crest of Konoha High, a white blouse, a black tie, black dress trousers and black loafers. Though against the school rules, Sasuke decided to ditch the tie. After all, his family donated so much money they practically owned Konoha High.

Konoha High is a prep school for only the richest and smartest people in Japan.

In other words, freaking filthy rich.

Sasuke had an interesting family. Sasuke's father, mother, and cousin, Sai, were somewhere around the world. Itachi couldn't care less; he just spent time managing the company and the "nightclub."

"Sasuke-bocchama, what would you like for breakfast?" an anonymous maid asked. Itachi had assigned all maids to wear the typical French maid uniform, the ones you see in cartoons or dirty movies or even porn, except it was mandatory for Uchiha's maids to wear undergarments. Of course, the male servants of the Uchiha had to wear the same uniform as well.

"Hn," Sasuke hn-ed his usual hn. His hn was almost alike to Itachi's voice. (Note: Almost) Sasuke just called the driver through a speaker and waited for his limousine.

Konoha High

"Sasuke-kun!" greeted Ino and Sakura. Their skirts, like the rest of the female population at Konoha High, were hitched up high. It's not because they were sluts or anything, it was just for Sasuke's attention. Well they maybe were sluts, nobody would know.

"Do you want to go on a date with me?" Sakura asked. Geeze, after politely shooting down her offer seventy-eight times in three days, Sasuke thought his answer would be obvious. Perhaps they thought he was just playing hard-to-get.

Many girl, as in pretty much all the girls, in Konoha High liked him, but Sasuke only liked one person. And apparently, his crush showed no interest of liking him.

"No, forehead-girl, he's wants to go out with me! Neh, Sasuke-kun?" Ino asked, in a dreamy voice. Her daydream date with Sasuke was cut off short by Sakura.

"Shut up, Ino-pig! Sasuke just agreed to go out with me!" Sakura shouted, right next to Sasuke's ear.

"Excuse me, I've got to get to my locker," Sasuke said, wincing. Ino and Sakura were the only two girls in school Sasuke would never do stuff to. He knew if he did, they would be like leeches and stalk him even more than they do now.

"Sasuke," Shikamaru said in his lethargic voice. Shikamaru was one of Sasuke's friends. Though he was lazy, he was a pretty good listener and knew of Sasuke's huge crush. Shikamaru had kept Sasuke's secret, whether from fear of the Uchiha's wrath or because he was too lazy.

"Shikamaru," Sasuke greeted back. He took out everything he needed for his next class and slammed his locker shut.

"Naruto, watch out!" an annoying voice called out. Sasuke felt someone bump into him.

Sasuke had already thought of a rude remark, when he looked into the most beautiful eyes. Oh shit, was all Sasuke could think of. His crush, Naruto, had just bumped into him.

Naruto was the most beautiful boy Sasuke had ever seen. He had the prettiest, blue eyes that were like the sky on a cloudless day. And his soft blonde hair framed his delicate face. His tan skin was smooth, inviting and touchable.

Naruto wasn't exactly popular; he was bullied often, even if Sasuke had secretly tried to stop it. His grades weren't quite low, but he wasn't rich. His guardian, Iruka Umino, had landed the job here as a science teacher.

Naruto was pure, and Sasuke wanted that. He loved Naruto for that.

The only people who knew about his crush were Itachi, Shikamaru, Tenten, Rock Lee, and a random girl he had slept with. During his climax, he called out Naruto's name, not like he could've remembered her name or anything. That girl had broken down crying and ran out of his house naked in the middle of the night. Itachi had to make sure she moved schools and kept her mouth shut.

"Sorry, Sasuke, I guess I wasn't looking," Naruto said. He flashed Sasuke the cutest fox-like grin Sasuke had ever seen.

"You're never looking," Kiba murmured. Kiba was like a dog. However, he was Naruto's best friend, so Sasuke kept bullies away from him. God knows how many bullies Sasuke had to beat down.

"Whatever," that was all Sasuke had managed to say. His heartbeat increased. Sasuke was worried he'd do something stupid… so he does the first thing that comes to mind: run.

Sasuke reached room 323, his English class. The door was opened, so Sasuke just went inside and took his seat. He sat near the back so he could look at Naruto without being too obvious.

The bell rang and two minutes later, Naruto and Kiba sauntered in. And after a few minutes, Sakura, Ino, Tenten and everyone else in the class slowly filed in. Sakura's seat was on one side of Sasuke, but she's always too busy to flirt with him in class. She took notes and did everything a good, hard-working student did. Ino sat next to Shikamaru and always urges him to write notes, since she refuses to wear her glasses and keeps losing her contacts.

Naruto, on the other hand, barely paid attention, he was always doodling something in his notebook; Kiba would looked over and started laughing hysterically, then tease Naruto about something.

Kakashi arrived after twenty minutes with his signature scarf covering the bottom half of his face. "Sorry, I was late because I was helping out a new student," Kakashi said, seriously.

"You're a liar, Mr. Hatake!" Sakura shouted into Sasuke's ear.

"No, Sakura, I'm not lying. This is our new student, Sabaku Gaara. Please make him feel welcome in our school and class or something," Kakashi announced directing his hands towards the door. Nobody came in for ten minutes and Kakashi awkwardly cleared his throat.

"You're bluffing, neh, sensei?" Sakura said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"No, really, he's right outside," Kakashi muttered.

A boy with flaming, red hair trudged into the room. His jade green eyes were piercing everyone's brains. The boy lacked eyebrows, but obviously had enough eyeliner. There was a tattoo on his forehead.

"Feel free to introduce yourself, Gaara," Kakashi said.

"I'm Gaara. Stay away from me." Gaara hissed.

An uncomfortable silence followed, and students shifted in their seats under Gaaras's intimidating glare. Kakashi coughed, and broke the silence. He looked around and saw that no one was sitting to Naruto's left. "Gaara-kun, why don't you sit next to Uzumaki," Kakashi suggested.

"Who is Uzumaki Naruto?" questioned Gaara, looking around the room.

"Naruto, raise your hand," Kakashi ordered. Naruto instantly raised his hand, being the energetic dobe he was, waved happily at Gaara.

"I'm Uzumaki Naruto! I'm seventeen, and I love ramen! My favorite type of ramen is Beef Miso. My favorite color is orange and this is my friend, Kiba!" Naruto loudly introduced himself as Kiba laughed nervously. Gaara just stared at him. "You can eat lunch with us!"

Sasuke was feeling kind of (really) jealous that Naruto, the supposed love of his life had just invited someone new to eat lunch with him. But what shocked Sasuke more was he thought Naruto's favorite flavor ramen was chicken miso.

"Glad to see Mr. Uzumaki is making friends with Gaara," Kakashi said, before carrying on a boring speech about grammar and sentences. Sasuke could pass this class even if he slept like Shikamaru. He could pass this class without taking notes like Sakura or copying Shikamaru's notes.

His next class was with Jiraiya, Naruto and Gaara were also in this class. They sat next to each other, Naruto chatting happily and Gaara listening. Gaara had a smirk on his face, as if amused. Sasuke, on the other hand, was not amused at all.

Nothing special happened in History, except Jiraiya confiscated Kabuto's porn and read it himself. That was weird.

For lunch, Sasuke sat with his friends: Tenten, Neji (who also has a crush on Naruto), Shikamaru, Rock Lee, Sakura (though she's not really his friend, she just sat down), Ino (same as Sakura), Kabuto, Hinata (2) and Chouji.

Sasuke watched Naruto sit with Gaara, Kiba and Shino. Naruto and Kiba talked loudly and happily about the Autumn Festival, while Gaara listened and Shino… well Shino just showed indifference and ate his lunch, quietly.

Naruto bit into pork miso ramen, and munched happily. Sasuke could feel his heart thumping. Sasuke wondered if his heart was coming out of his chest.

"Suke! Sasuke!" Rock Lee yelled. No doubt that was the loudest he could yell since his face was red and he was panting heavily. The whole cafeteria was looking at his table with mild interest, adoration (mostly girls), curiosity or because they were annoyed.

"What?" Sasuke whispered fiercely at Lee. Everyone resumed to whatever they did.

"Neji was talking to you."

"What do you want Neji?" Sasuke was getting quite irritated.

"I asked if you were going to help me decorate the Autumn Festival, Sasuke," Neji repeated in his usual calm exterior.

"No worries, Sasuke, Neji, I will help decorate the Autumn Festival with you two and dance the flaming youth dance," and so Lee did. Shikamaru even woke up to see what was happening. Great, everyone is staring again! Sasuke thought.

--------Art--------

Gaara wasn't in this class with Sasuke and Naruto.

This class, Naruto spilled paint all over his blouse and made an easel collapse, somehow, onto Chouji. Sasuke watched Naruto with amusement. Awww, Naruto's so cute! He also caused Kiba to pour his acrylic paint on Hinata's skirt.

Kurenai shook her head and took some aspirin. "Naruto, you're going to clean up this mess unless someone volunteers to!" Kurenai shouted. Sasuke was about to but then the usually timid girl Hinata beat him to it. "Very well."

-------Japanese AP-----

Four words: No Naruto, No Interest.

--------Sasuke's House: Kitchen-------

"Hey Itachi-niisan (3), the Autumn Festival is coming and I'm helping Neji organize it, can you come?" Sasuke asked.

Itachi agreed with a nod and nothing more. He wasn't too social.

"Thank you, Raidou," Itachi politely said, taking his sandwich. Raidou's their chef.

"Raidou, I want a salad," Sasuke stated.

"What kind?"

Sasuke raised his delicate eyebrow, as if Raidou was a fool.

"Oh..? Are you on a diet? You know, Sasuke, you're already skinny."

"I'm not on a diet, Raidou," Sasuke snapped. Everyone knew not to mess with Sasuke especially when he was mad. Last year, he practically blinded a maid when she touched Sasuke's picture of Naruto.

Itachi didn't care; he just fired her, gave her the address of an optometrist, and shrugged.

-------Akatsuki (Itachi's nightclub) -------

Sasuke was making out with a brunette that he just met. All he knew about her was that her shoes were really high.

Why do I do this? Why can't I just love him? Sasuke pondered on. Sasuke knew the answer. He did this to cover his fear of rejection. He was scared Naruto wouldn't like him back. This relieved his stress.

The brunette climbed onto Sasuke's lap and started kissing his neck. Geeze, all I can think about is Naruto. Sasuke captured the girl's lips and took her home in his fancy, expensive and new sports car.

--------Next Morning: Saturday------

Sasuke woke up to the annoying chirps of the birds and the sunlight hit his face. I've got to get a new alarm clock. He opened his computer and saw that it was two p.m. in the afternoon. He was surprised he slept this late.

He opened his cell phone and called Shikamaru and his other friends to go somewhere. Where does Naruto usually hang out other than the ramen stall? The mall? No, perhaps not. Oh right, the arcade!

He dialed Shikamaru's number. "Shikamaru, can you meet me at the arcade?"

"Sasuke, I didn't know you played games…" Shit, he's right I don't.

"Yeah, well, he's going to be there, hopefully." Sasuke had to admit, it wasn't as hard to say this to Shikamaru as it was to a girl. Girls always giggle before he can finish a sentence or look at him with a weird, deranged smile when they talk to him. With a few exceptions, of course, like Hyuuga Hinata; she just blushes and twiddles her fingers, but she does that to everyone.

"Oh okay, you want me to call the others to meet us there?" It was rare for Shikamaru to volunteer for something so Sasuke just agreed.

He then closed his flipping cell phone and signed onto MSN. He went to a Konoha High online chat program. He was about click someone called 'Kyuubi' but he logged off. Oh well. Whoever logged off just missed the chance to talk to the superior me.

Sasuke could hear the doorbell echo through his mansion. "Can you get that?" he said into the intercom that led downstairs to some random maids.

"Hai, Sasuke-sama." A maid said.

He listened closely to hear who it was. Maybe it's Naruto. He thought smiling. No, he wouldn't be in this part of the city. It can't be him.

Muffled noises, muffled noises, okay, I hear something now.

"Yes, he's upstairs in his room." Obviously the maid's voice.

"Can you show me?" a familiar voice asked politely. He was definitely a male teenager or kid. The voice was kind of feminine though.

"Yes, sir," the maid said. Geeze, what a stupid maid. It could be a killer and she's leading him into my room. Sasuke put his cell phone in front of him and got ready to fight in case his stupid maid had actually brought a killer upstairs. "This door," stated the idiotic maid.

There was a knock on the door. "Come in," Sasuke commanded, he got ready to fight, but when the door opened he was too shocked even say anything, let along jump at the stranger; it's a good thing he didn't too.

(1) Bocchama is something you call a young master

(2) Hinata only sat with them because she's Neji's cousin. She's too shy to make friends or communicate with anyone. She also likes Naruto.

(3) This is an AU and also, Itachi didn't kill his clan so Sasuke still loves his brother, perhaps not that way.

Well, please review. Flames are welcome since they're opinions. Next chapter will also be Sasuke-centered. I also made Itachi a bit indifferent towards Sasuke, but he's not evil and he's not going to kill the Uchiha clan. He doesn't hate his brother or anything he just helps his brother out of messes and stuff.