Issei Hyoudou is the Sekiryutei. Not many people knew how powerful he is, or what he's done. And he's perfectly fine with that. He's done with people. All he wants to do is sit back, relax, and watch porn without being bothered by school or homework or devils or fallen angels or annoying conspiracies and why the hell won't they just leave him alone already! Perv OP Issei Harem.

Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.

Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.

After bitter losses but more than a century of magical study and growth, the smartest witch is reborn to defang the wicked, save Harry, friends, and perhaps the world. Childhood plus Hogwarts years with villains but no Voldemort, so 8 all-new books. Action! Adventure! Angst! Puzzles! Problems! Payback! Fantasy! Friendship! Fluff! Harry/Hermione. Plus Neville. Ron. Ginny. Luna.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Half a decade after the grail war had passed and they've spent their days enjoying the peace. After everything they had faced, Sakura and Shirou had lived happily together. In the world of dreams however, Shirou would still often see the fire and sometimes the war. Recently however, his dreams would be plagued by a certain purple haired servant.

"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.

Seven years is a long time. Especially when you have to do it twice. You know what you have to do and you think you know how you'll do it, so what can you do in the meantime? Live up your family legacy of course. It's time for a changing of the guard; the Marauders time is over, now it's time for Potter Club to step up

The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.

A childhood love, combined with magical experimentation, and a determination to see his project brought to life. This was all it took to change the world...forever. (A/N: Based on numerous reviews, 'suspension of belief' is evidently required to enjoy this story)

The past is catching up to Ranma and Ryouga, and so are the Sailor Senshi. Now the accidental Dark Lords will have to come out of retirement for one more conflict. And the stakes will be even higher than any of them realize...

What if Harry just walks away from Hogwarts and the magical contract that binds him to the Tri-Wizard Tournament? A single tiny change to canon and we have a short, coming of age drama that eventually turns into a short love story. Harmony was meant to be. Brief Dumbledore & Hogwarts students bash and humiliation.

"Suffering builds character," Jiraiya once told him. "Nothing hurts more than losing your loved ones." He never thought he would find himself at the end of those words one day. Still bearing the scars of his past, Naruto Uzumaki wanted stay alone—then they came barging into his life. Warnings:- AU, slow paced plot, some cliches, OOC-ness, initially edgy AF, character deaths.

AU. Neville Longbottom had good cause to be happy. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had been defeated. His parents had been avenged. He had taken his N.E.W.T.s and was now taking his seat in the Wizengamot. Unfortunately, some of his friends weren't content with restoring the status quo ante and demanded rather extensive reforms.

Year 5. Harry finally breaks down under the extreme emotional pressure he's been subjected to most of his life. It ends here. Can anything good come from the loss? Retribution. Payback. Bashing. And perhaps something else...

or Hero 2:Hero Harder I've spent three years preparing for Saren and Sovereign, and now it's time to put the first of my plans into action. All of which involve me, fighting in war. A war against a murderous alien intelligence. A war against impossible odds. A war I put myself right in the middle of...on purpose...I wonder what sanity's like? It must be nice, but it sounds boring.

(4th & Final Installment in the Potter's Hand series. AU and slight OOC) Luna Lovegood is a determined witch and she wants Harry Potter's damn help in lifting her family's curse. What is it going to take for the Ravenclaw beauty to convince the war hero and medical prodigy to help her?

Wielding a power never seen before Harry Potter must struggle through a world he does not understand and deal with opposition on all fronts. Will he and the few friends he has be able to make it through?

[SEQUEL TO HOMO SUPERIOR] And then came a day unlike any other, when the entire world changed for Ranma. Now with only a single ally to help him, would Ranma be able to put everything back together?

Her end under Voldermort's wand set back some of Lily Potter's plans, but not all was lost. After defeating Death and banishing the pesky Dark Lord with her stunt, she even gained a new follower. Lily won't leave anything stay between her and the new world she planned since infancy, a world of light and prosperity where she is the one and only Goddess. Dark!Lily Harem!Harry sorta.

Lily knew things that others didn't. She paid attention where others didn't. Is it any surprise that she knew about artifacts and knew how to use them? Too bad it was Harry who ended up paying the price of its use.

Summary: Hikigaya Hachiman, shortly after an odd Valentine's day, finds himself in a new world filled with magic, monsters, and gods. Though he knows not how he got there, he knows that the only way back to his home is through the Dungeon. Also posted on Spacebattles and RoyalRoad.

A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.

In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.

A small collection of random ideas that haven't yet gotten the full story treatment. Some may become actual fics, some will forever lounge here until inspiration strikes further.

For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.

DH disregarded. Damaged by the war, Harry flees everything that used to be familiar to him and instead roams the night, haunted by unsolvable questions -- what truly killed Voldemort? And what lurks in the Forbidden Forest, where the trees seem alive?

Ahsoka feeling abandoned, betrayed and disillusioned with the Jedi Order, decided to part ways. She left to find meaning and purpose in her life. She never expected it to come in the form of an enigmatic green eyed young man who had more than a passing interest in the past. She never imagined that learning about the history of the galaxy could be so dangerous—or magical.

Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.

The world has tried to break Harry before. Some days, at his most lucid, he wonders if it succeeded. Either way, he doesn't intend to take it lying down, but from Templars to demons, the trouble keeps coming. Oh and the world might be ending, although that, for once, is someone else's problem.

In which Harry Potter can not bring himself to actually care about how people see him, things like pride and dignity were thrown away long ago. But then again, eleven years under a stair case will do that to you.

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

When a young green-eyed wizard and a minimally older brown-eyed witch, the best of friends for years, discover their mutual fondness for one particular armchair in front of one particular fireplace, it can inevitably mean one thing and one thing only: War. And then also – eventually, potentially – something else. Maybe. But first it's definitely war.

AU fanfic: She was the most striking beauty he'd ever seen. Strong, cold, and standoffish. But she'd acknowledged his existence. And he wanted her to do it again…

Seven years after the fall of Voldemort Harry doesn't know what to do with his life. His love life, and everything else, is an absolute mess. Everyone around him seems to be moving ahead with their lives but he isn't moving. Eventually he finds someone to remind him of things he has forgotten and things he treasures. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

Hinata was beautiful and, unfortunately, the rest of the world agreed.

Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.

Rick and his group kept running into him, this lone survivor and his dog. Maybe they could add one more to their group? (A series of one-shots)

Astoria Greengrass wants to set up Harry Potter with her sister, Daphne. But her plans don't really go the way she wants them to. Not your usual Harry/Daphne/Astoria fic. Rated for some language and some adult content.

Harry failed to learn the Power the Dark Lord Knows Not, so he, with Luna's guidance, must undertake a journey to learn the true history of the Wizarding world, and find himself in the process. Multi-crossover.

Hermione and Luna are each brilliant in their own way, which is why they make such a great team for experimental spell research. Unfortunately, Hermione bears the brunt of a spell gone wrong, and now she's rather... petite. Submission for QLFC's "Fairy Tale Challenge". Eventual Harry/Hermione.

in the aftermath of the end battle the only one left standing to tell Harry's story is a petty thief. T for language.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

Harry is tired after the final battle but can't sleep. While relaxing he overhears a shocking conversation and decides it's time for some changes. Currently complete. There may be more in the future if interest is high enough.

Tsunade's death sets off a chain reaction that disillusions Naruto's perception of the shinobi world and forces Hinata to abandon her faith in love and become her own person. Sometimes, love destroys more than it creates. Can they reclaim their old dreams and achieve their new ones when they're partnered in the ANBU? A redemption story. Eventual god-like Hinata.

Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.

A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)

Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.

At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.

A story in which the kunoichis learn that, one, their boyfriends all use ninjutsus in their lovemaking and, two, that of all the girls, shy, innocent Hyuuga Hinata has the best sex life of them all. A frank, nonjudgmental look at the sex lives of Naruto and Hinata and the sex lives of other Naruto characters.

His life was never normal, then it becomes truly abnormal. He must save a world he never cared for, but with others ... he can care. H/Hr and maybe others. Rated M to be safe.

Harry Potter would like a break. Unfortunately, when it comes to his life, fate is cruel. Now, he cannot rest until evil has been destroyed... At least he has eternity to do it.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

The Weyr prepares for the step of going public against the backdrop of heightening international tensions and increasingly complex personal issues. And is Britain really secure now that the Ministry has been conquered? Sequel to The Queen Who Fell to Earth. Harry/Hr/OCF

The fourth shinobi word war is ruto has grown stronger and more attractive. He walks down the streets and women swoon over him. Jiraiya being the pervert he is decided to capitalize on this.will His bright idea bring our blond dynamite happiness or a heck lot of pain..."girls fight it out to win one Uzumaki Naruto"...Naru/harem...Naru x Saku x Ino x Hina X lots more..

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

Various meetings between Harry and Death. One-shot. Rated for language, just to be safe.

NOT a crossover. Harry's magic, to minimize his injuries at the hands of his relatives, boosts him by mimicking the powers of Spiderman. I hate wounded duck heroes, Harry learns about Wizards with confidence, a keen intellect, and knowledge of history. Wizards are stuck with Victorian traditions harems, slavery, dueling the method of conflict resolution.

After the last battle, Harry finds himself sought after by many girls, but only one really has his love. Covers the time from the last battle to about a year later. Harry/Hermione/multi

Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.

Two marriages slowly disintegrate, and, with their unraveling, two friends find renewal in unexpected places.

Based on the chapter 'Rejected Love' from broomstick flyer's 'Odd ideas of a strange muse'

1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.

"Great! So I'll pick you up within an hour for the date. Yeah?" without waiting for an answer, he disapparated. There goes my chance of catching the 'Dark Auror', she thought bitterly. She was pretty sure Harry Potter just escaped through her fingers. OOC, Grey Harry.

AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.

Harry and Hermione — A series of firsts. Oneshot, AU, HG/HP.

My take on the semi-classic Harry and Gabrielle story. Or should that be my twist on... Ah it doesn't matter. This story was finalized in 2008 and has been residing on my hard drive. Hope you like it. If not stop reading it and go read something else.

Naruto learned a bit more on his trip with Jiraiya than expected. It was all a game. And he never lost.

Blue Sun has taken River and Riddick will stop at nothing to get her back. But once he infiltrates the Academy how will they escape and return to Serenity? And what happened to them both while they were there? Sequel to Invictus In the Black as promised. Updated w/info on quote sources.

After the war is over Harry wants to protect his godson Teddy Lupin, but he isn't sure how. Andromeda Tonks has a few interesting suggestions for him.

To many, Harry Potter is nothing more than the brother of the famous Boy-Who-Lived, Charles Potter. A childhood incident, his brother's hatred and his sorting into Slytherin, however, shape the man he turns into. His enemies are quite numerous and his ambition entails nothing less than the complete transformation of Wizarding society. Political.

A mistake in the labs of Edolas sends Lisanna to another world, a dying world. For one Naruto Uzumaki this is just another strange event in a string of other strange events as he makes the decision to take this girl back to her world. And for him to hopefully start anew.

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.

It's always easy to look and much harder to see. Sometimes, it may even take a third pair of eyes to open your own. And sometimes, you might nearly run that third pair of eyes over in the middle of the hallway...

Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr

What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.

Saotome Ranma was not a hero. He knew this to be true, beyond a shadow of a doubt. And he was fine with that. But sometimes, part of him wished...

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Azkaban!Creature!Harry. Based on something Sirius told us about, and another thing that we don't pay any thought any more. Genres were picked by the readers.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

Starts off with Wave Country Arc, but with Hinata under wing. A new presence decides to whisper in Naruto's ear about how he should handle things. More in depth story of Hinata's upbringing. Strong Naru/Hina. Romance, violence, some angst, and sensuality.

A decade. He had been working for so long...while others played...trained...had friends, and family...he toiled. Now it was time, his great works completed. and the village will never be the same. One shot?

One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.

At the age of 5 Naruto has a tragic encounter with the Villagers of Konoha. During which he meets the Kyubi for the first time, and changes his life forever.

A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.

A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.

In the chaos of war and death, one man sets out to protect everything he has ever known. But, in the end, is it better to betray your village, or your heart? Heavy AU, OOC, Being Rewritten. NarutoxYugito

Just when Naruto has finally found his precious person, a dark plot threatens to steal her away...a plot that threatens not only the Land of Fire, but the entire world! COMPLETE!

Meeting Kyuubi at five and joining ANBU at eight, Naruto Uzumaki resolves to become the most powerful being alive. Watch as Naruto transcends all limits to achieve his goals. NarutoOC, superNaruto, eventual DemonNaruto, heavy fuuinjutsu/wind elemental use

He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina

Taken away from the leaf at the age of five by a man called Gambit, Naruto returns at age 16. What kind of Naruto will it be? X-man? Ninja?

A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.

A day of training turns sexy for Naruto & Hinata but it doesn't end there: Dating, conflicts w/friends, Parents?, a new Chunin exam and the fox is out of the bag! Naruto's life is turned upside down. He may lose his friends and more...

The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.

After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden

Ruto and Nata, two peaceful villagers, a young married couple in wave run a simple restaurant. One day ninja from Konoha come and their past comes back to haunt them. Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki thought dead are dragged back to Konoha.

Ne, Kyuubi, how did chakra came to be?" - A simple question from one confused jinchuuriki brings a revelation, truths shrouded in darkness and confusion are revealed by one of the witnesses of how chakra came to be. one-shot

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

Betrayed, Naruto becomes the Hunter, a merciless phantom who lives in the forest, killing indiscriminately. But in the end, he finds that he can't stay angry, even at those who drove him away to begin with. Dark. Violent.

Don't have time to read one of my full crack stories? Then read these! Less than 250 words each!

Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

Full Summary inside. Don't own Naruto and all that stuff.

With Naruto's love towards Sakura begins to waver, Hinata seized this opportunity to take action. Long story short, Mindless Lemons... O.o NaruHina OneShot R&R please and maybe I might write more *winks*

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Growing up in the wild, without human companionship can cause a person to lose a part of their self. This is a story about a girl and a demon struggling to find his humanity, while striving to retain his true nature. NaruHina. AU.

[Plus 630 reviews, 13 chapters, repost.] Have you ever fallen in love with a sibling? Sakura has. Smut.

Kagome is trying her hand at Noodle making for various reasons. MOstly to keep a certain hanyou happy....when he comes from the well to see what she is doing...whats going to happen? Series of one shots.... RATED FOR ADULT CONCEPTS AND THEMES

Naruto is off on his training with Jiraiya and finds the Kyuubi is not quite what it seems. Will he follow the wishes of Kyuubi or will another mess it up? NaruxFemKyuu, NaruxFemKyuuxHina, NaruxHina..

Hinata is the new girl at school. How will she survive crazy teachers, even more insane students, and hormonal guys? NaruHina.