NOTICE!: After much consideration and ultimately regret...I decided to delete 'Not another Harry Potter Parody!' as well as 'When West and East Collide'. The main reasons are that I just do not have the time anymore, and ultimately...lost interest in writing them. I appologize to all reviewers who liked the stories and wanted to see them continued. Maybe one day where I have some free time i can revise them and make them even better. Sorry and thankyou if you understand.

HI MY FELLOW CRAZY ANIME FANS AND PEOPLE WHO LOVE GAMES AND ALL THAT JAZZ.

I am too creative for my own good. I need an outlet so with much persuasion and blackmail on my part i joined fanfiction.net.. i will try to update as soon as i can amist all the chaos in my life! that includes my crazy family. My friend baileigh will help me write some of my stories. Baileigh has an acount on here her penname is AnarchyGunRage. so if you have a soft spot for crash bandicoot, loonatic, Sly Cooper and Storm Hawks and 9 stories go there :P

(you can skip my nonsense if you want to read my fics but i have some funny shit in here)

If you wish you can PM me, or email me, but if you're going to do the email route, please say your from fanfiction i do have facebook, but also like with the emails, say your from fanfiction or i will ignore you :')

I recently acquired a profile on Deviant Art, there's not a lot up there now but there will be eventually...if you know me on here add me to your watcher list :P

My profile on DA http:///

Kari Uchiha from Akatsuki's Flower and Konoha's Blossom http:///art/Kari-Uchiha-151778241 (She could probably be better)

MY STORIES!

Complete!
Akatsuki's Flower
Chaos and the Cornfield
Kakashi's Dream
Ninjas in a Nook
Not Another Lord of the Rings Parody
Once Upon A Valentine's Day
The Last Night (the one shot is completed, i might turn this into an actual story)

(most of these are one shots so that's why they're done...)

In Progress
Hilarious Beyblade Stories (i'll keep writing this for as long as i'm able)
Konoha's Blossom
The Inuyasha Characters Are In Band
Why Are Cecil's Lips Purple (Same as HBS)

ON HIATUS OR RISKING DELETION!!
How to Annoy the Naruto cast (my friend stopped writing lists, and right now i don't have the time to do them myself this one risks deletion)

In the thought tank...

Destiny's Hand- Basically just a more developed story stemming from 'The Last Night'
A story for Final Fantasy 7 Currently no title and the plot needs to be worked on

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot, if you're one of the two percent who hasn't copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be lauging your ass off.

If you miss Steve Irwin copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than most of the chapters of your stories copy this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a door copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa copy this and put it in your profile. (in my case i litterally kicked the door down)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever stolen a shopping cart from WalMart copy this and put it in your profile

Things about me it doesnt matter because it's not like there's gonna be predators on this site...but you never know but i don't care.

About me!

Name; Jordan Gervais

Birthday April 12

Age 19

Zodiac signs; Monkey and Aries.

Appearance; elbow length dark brown hair, black eyes, medium skin, 5'5 135 lbs

Grade; 1st year university student (basically pre year)

Steriotype; Well as much as i don't like them, i guess i'm punk and tomboy

Likes;Car rides, Drawing, Anime, Manga, bugging people, writting fics, slowly driving my family crazy, Comedy network, animals, Listening to music, being outside, rough sports, camping, My iPod, going to whitecourt, giving customers a hard time.

Hates; My brothers when they piss me off, School, getting up early, Homework, chick flicks, a few people in my town, some family members, 50 cent and a few other famous people, Soap operas, oprah, brittany spears, artificially flavoured grape things, chocolate icecream, chocolate milk, pink, the people who insist on picking fights with me at my job...like customers xD

My friends: Baileigh, Leslie, Colton, Quinn, Christian, Heather, Eryl, Danielle, Jeremi, Brittany B, Brittany P, Selena, Louella, Tina, Nishi, Branden, Logan, Dayton, Cody, Kelly, Jolly, Matt, Nicole (Nikki), Chelsea, Jimmy, Vincent, Cameron, Jimmy, Crystal, Cullen, Tania, Stephanie, Lynden, Mikkel, Derick, Tanner, Steph, Tania, Tammy, Hayley, Jessica, Jared, Lane, Savannah, Erica, British Steph, Sana, Jia Ying, Alex, Nneka, Yusra, Sulakma

My Fanfiction friends: ebony-ivory-me, halfdemon-kai, Tala Tati19, SchoolBoredom, there are more...but i think it'd be weird if i put their names...

Favourite books: Dragonlance,lord of the rings, Harry potter, Narnia, memoirs of a geisha, the royal diary series, Arthurian legends, (i really wanna read saga of the volsungs)

My Favourite Anime/Manga; Inuyasha, Beyblade, Fruits Basket, DN angel, Yotsuba, Full metal alchemist, Naruto, XXXholics, Tsubasa, Digimon (1st and second seasons only) Pokemon (1st, Johto, orange islands, Master quest) Anima, Mark of the Succubus, Hellsing, Bleach, Basilisk, Elemental Gelade,

Fav Tv shows; Comedy @ club 54, Drawn together, Trailer park boys, futurama, simpsons, Family guy, 6teen, Malcom in the middle, South Park, Reno 911, Class of the titans, cops, AFV, Just for laughs, Colbert report, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Blue Collar TV, The roast of whoever, Bully Beatdown, Nitro Circus, The boondocks, Happy Tree Friends, 17 and pregnant, the Jeff Dunham Show, METALOCOLYPSE

Favourite Internet Shows: Yugioh abridged series, Red vs. Blue, Friday Night Cranks, Chad Vader

Favorite bands; Green Day, Nickel back, Def leppard, Avril lavenge, Metalica, Evanescence, Simple plan, sum 41, trapt, Linkin park, three days grace, SR-71, slipnot, Weird al, Bullet for my Valentine, Within Temptation, System of a Down, Alexisonfire, My Chemical Romance, Disturbed, Killswitch Engage, As I Lay Dying, Maximum The Hormone, Skillet, Disciple, Pillar, Ill Nino, Orange Range, Scars on Broadway,Five Finger Death Punch, Ill Nino, Avenged Sevenfold, Trivium, Rise Against, Coheed and Cambria, All That Remains, Dope, Eminem, Hollywood Undead, Escape the Fate, Children of Bodom

My nicknames; Mostly go by Jordanarama, or DanDan, or Jordo

My favorite movies;

inuyasha 3 swords of an honourable ruler, eight crazy nights, aliens vs predators, baby's day out, water boy, liar liar, bruce all mighty, lord of the rings, all of the starwars movies, ace ventura; nature calls, king arthur, pirates of the caribean, the pacifier, the longest yard, happy gilmore, bad news bears (old and new), ice age digimon the movie (the first one, i loved the first two seasons but now they suck big time!) miss congeniality, all the Harry Potter movies, all 3 scary movies (the comedy) ,adam's family values, Mr. Deeds, breakfast club, without a paddle, american pie 2, Rocky I II III, over the top, School of rock, memoirs of a geisha, Final Fantasy Legend of the crystals, Zombieland, Step brothers, Rambo, Predators, Twins, Final Fantasy Advent Children, The Hangover, Star Trek

My favorite games

Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver (yes i still play pokemon don't judge me)

Final Fantasy Dissidia (and 012): PSP

Final Fantasy Origins (I and II) PS1

Final Fantasy III: DS

Final Fantasy IV: DS

Halo 3 (X-box 360) don't let me get a brute hammer!

Halo 2 (X-box)

DDR (X-box)

God of War (PS2)

legend of zelda ocarina of time (N64)

super smash bros (N64)

inuyasha the secret of the cursed mask (ps2)

inuyasha fuedal combat (ps2)

suikoden IV (ps2)

Suikoden tactics (ps2)

lord of the rings the two towers (ps2)

king arthur (ps2)

Naruto ultimate ninja (ps2, I AM HOKAGE! FEAR ME!...lol)

Final fantasy X-2 (Ps2)

Kingdom hearts! PS2

Kingdom Hearts II (PS2)

Twilight Princess (Game cube)

Mario Kart (DS and N64) I will beat Quinn again! sometime in the next 10000000000000000 years.

Mario Party DS (me, colton, christian and Quinn did a 3 hour game (30 turns)...and all survived...don't recomend it unless your all fully awake and have a lot of free time)

i'm not really a fan of yugi-oh (or as others in my school call it you-gay-hoe) but i like this one game for gameboy advance called yugi-oh championship tournament 2004.

Favourite Pairings:

Naruto: Sasuke/Hinata, Naruto/Hinata, Gaara/Hinata, Kiba/Hinata, Naruto/Sakura, Neji/Sakura, Sasuke/Sakura, Gaara/Sakura, Itachi/Sakura, Itachi/Oc, Neji/Tenten, SHika/Ino, Deidara/Sasori and ocassionally Sasuke/Naruto

Inuyasha: Inuyasha/Kagome, Sesshomaru/Kagome, Miroku/Sango, Sesshomaru/Oc, Rin/Kohaku,

Fruits Basket: Yuki/Tohru, Kyo/Tohru, Rin/Hatsuharu, basically all the original pairings except for Shigure and Akito cuz i'm mean and don't like Akito

All final fantasy/Dissidia: Firion/Terra, Firion/Oc, Refia/Desch (idk why), Ingus/Sara, Cecil/Rosa, Rydia/Edge, Bartz/Lenna, Bartz/Terra, Zack/Aerith, Cloud/Terra, Cloud/Aerith, Cloud/Tifa, Reno/Oc, Tseng/Elena, Squall/Rinoa, Squall/Seifer, Irvine/Selphie, Irvine/Oc Tidus/Yuna,

Basilisk: Kagerou/Gennosuke, Oboro/Gennosuke, Akeginu/Koshirou, Koshirou/Oc, Hotarubi/Yashamaru, Hyoma/Oc,

my favorite quotes and things people have said that made me laugh and conversations

"OMG it smells like beer!" my roommate Amy.

"I'm getting sick of your shit!" Derick when we tease him or when i do something stupid, like make him help me find a non existant spice rack in a theatre

"Are you out of your vulcan mind?!" Bones from star trek

"JORDAN! STAY OUT OF MY TEA MAKING FANTASY!!" Jazmine (ebony-ivory-me)

"My microwave is a fantastic piece of shit." Danielle xD This made me laugh so hard she thought i logged off of MSN

"Jordan! You gotta try wedges and nacho cheese, i know it sounds weird, but I got the cheese for free!" Quinn

"I think that Seagull really wants a taco...TACO! TACO!...TACO!" Christian

"Danielle you are the only girl i know who willingly searches hentai for your boyfriend...and i must say it creeps me out..." Cullen

"SHUSH!" Jimmy, his classic comeback when we get on his case, a good example..."Jimmy you suck at pokemon!" "SHUSH!"

"Ohoho! This is delicious!" Colton, he has to say this at least 50 times a day. his trademark quote...dunno what it's off of though

"Haha Quinn and Dayton try to be gansta, it's like that song white and nerdy...but it's black and nerdy..." Tina

"But Dayton's white though." Me "So lets call them 'Black and Splotchy." Baileigh (we continued it after...)

"I don't know why people insist on pissing off the people who make their food...who knows what we can do to it...our only limit is our imagination, and security cameras..." Me after dealing with stupid customers at A&W

"Peanuts needs to be picked up, linda left a message saying she won't be home." "Oh okay. Dad linda said she wouldn't be home!" Josh "Did she leave a message?" My dad "No! she sent smoke signals!" Josh said sarcastically.

"The roof's an asshole!!" Branden after he hit his head on the top bunk

"And then I woke up from my dream..." Quinn after he tells a story, it can be in real life and he just adds it at the end of his stories or even sentences...

"Everyone came to my house and put beef jerkey in my microwave...and i left it there, then i woke up from my dream." Quinn.

"Damn it...what was Selena supposed to make?" me "I dunno." Nishi "Banana...Banana...Banana shit!" Me and Nishi trying to remember we were supposed to have banana boats.

"Okay, we'll put in this DVD and we'll say that it's a sign of god that we have to watch it next." Me. (someone can be heard taking their shoes off) "And i did magic! I summoned the guys to come see our miracle!" (Quinn enters camper) "Jordan did magic! she made a sign from god and summoned you here!" Nishi "No! I'm not mad at you! You never did anything to me to make me mad!" me (I thought Nishi said i was mad at Quinn)

"Man...that's just like a duck with a shotgun..." Logan when we were watching AVP and the aliens fight back.

"JIMMY!!" Logan, he gave one of the Predators that died a name...Jimmy died when he was 12 on a hunting trip (the predator...not a real person...)

"Microwaves shoot balls out their asshole." Colton and his brothers when they play the one word sentences.

"what if that guy comitting suicide spontainiously combusted and that was what made the twin towers blow up?" Me

"yah! and instead of shaving cream we put a rock in their hand and tickle their face?!" Dayton (discussing classic pranks)

"Or we could replace the shaving cream with hair growth cream like happy tree friends and they could have hairy hand print growing on their face?" Dayton

"Rank." Dayton

"Deadly." Dayton (his two words he says the most.)

"Who are you?" Colton "Jordan." me. "I don't remember someone named Jordan." "Do you remember a girl who loved games as much as you did when we were little?" me "what? i dont remember a girl who OH MY LORD IT'S YOU!! JORDAN!! WHAT'S HAPPENING! I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T REMEMBER YOU!" "yeah i have that effect on people."

Me and colton's reunion, he moved a long time ago...and we just got back into contact.

"Micheal Jackson is suing for racism well honey you gotta pick a race first while you're at it pick a gender." Robin williams

"Welcome to neverland! you must be this tall to ride micheal!" Robin williams.

"Look at me! I'm a chicken! fuck off!" Cody

"Get ur foot off my DOLLA!" jolly

"Only cops and polititions are corrupted." Jolly

"There is no lovin in the lab!" Mrs. Seridiak my science teacher

"Yeah i'm fond of the mullet man too." Mrs. Seridiak

"Don't you love science now? i mean where else can we make fun of the mullet man?" Mrs. Seridiak (there was a guy with a mullet on a worksheet we were working on and his hair was almost on fire)

"Bring any kind of reading material, even if it's a cereal box, i don't care just read it." My LA teacher

"In this room you love science, you WILL love science." Mrs. Seridiak

"Is ther a bathroom down here?" Salon "No but there's a tree outside though, just like the charmin commercial."

"Don't mess with the secretary." Mrs. Seridiak

"hey, HEY! i wanted steak and cake!" (josh shakes his head) "fine i'll go get myself a steak and cake combo." my cousin Brock

"Terrorism 101" My uncle neil. my uncle dale and my brothers were playing with gunpowder in the porch

"You're the best uncle Dale!" my brothers. "what did you do now?"-my mom "Playing with gunpowder. they liked it cuz i almost blew my finger off." my uncle.

"Believe it!" naruto (it's so annoying but it stuck)

"It's destiny" Neji

"i'm an avenger." sasuke

"clouds are sure nice." Shikamaru

"I'm sweating out Crisco!" me in sports class

"Elmo look like cookie, cookie monster eat elmo." "AAAAAHHH" "yummy yummy yummy i got elmo in my tummy."kelly did talk shows this one was when he interviewed cookie monster, he was hungry so he ate elmo.

"hello kids elmo's here today! a-" "SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" a line from kelly's interview with elmo.

"I see we have trouble picturising even when there's a picture in front of you." My math teacher. we all bombed this question so she made us figure it out with tooth picks.

"Jordan how many pepsis have you drank?" sarah "lets see, i drank my 3 and one of yours and Kelsey's so 5, plus those gummy worms didn't help." me rocking back and forth in a chair laughing. "i'm cutting you off." sarah. "WHEEE!" me running around at my friends sleepover.

"Baileigh set the eggbeater down and no one will get hurt...BAILEIGH THE EGGS HAVE BEEN BEATED TO A DAMN PULP SET THE EGGBEATER DOWN!"me "but they aren't throthy enough! see there's still chunks!" Baileigh "Hans quick take the bowl away while i have her distracted!" me.

on 22/2/2006 me and baileigh were in the same kitchen for home ec and i learned a valubule lesson, never let baileigh near an eggbeater or else. i think we scared our group for life. yeah that was a messed up day.

"as much as i hate treehouse the one show that i can't handle other than barney is the berstein bears." me "why?" baileigh"cuz they named their kids brother and sister!" me "Yeah you have a point there, sounds like the hippies." baileigh "which brings me to another unanswered question; mama and papa must've been on pot when they were naming their kids." me "Yep must've. imagine if it were two boys?" "That would be funny." me (we now call the bernstain bears the "cocaine bears")

me and baileigh were either in science or social when i came up with this brain wave. we were suposed to be working but i'm kinda going through an apathy phase.

"JORDAN!" baileigh. "What?" "Quit drawing asses on my white board! it's not sex ed yet! we're suposed to be teaching them science!"baileigh "but i finally figured out how to draw them! look this one is taking a dump!" me.

"brayden, go play with donny!" baileigh. brayden dissapears. 5 min later "HELP! HELP US! AAAHH!" donny and jesse. we go over to the tent and i get my camera braidon is beating them up "get him out!...why are you taking a picture?" jesse "I'm filming this." me "WHAT!" donny. donny wraps his legs around jesse as braidon jumps him. "HAIRY LEGS! HAIRY LE HE HEGS!" jesse.

"No wonder we're both so screwed up, we both come from a bunch of noobs." Baileigh said this on the way to class one time after i said something about what we did.

"he sings like he's got his nuts caught on a barb wired fence." My mom, she and my brother were trying to sing a blackeyed peas song when they were washing the dishes josh sings everything weird.

"Now he sings like he's constipated." My mom after she showed him what she thinks is the right way.

"I tried taking over the world but got distracted by something shiny."

"DJ spank that shit!" scary movie 3

"Oh man!" baileigh's grandpa.

"Chaos, panic and disorder-my job here is done."

"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."

"Yes i'm an agent of satan but my duties are mostly ceremonial."

"I'm out of my mind but please feel free to leave a message."

"I only trust people as far as i can throw them and that fat fucker aint going far!" my dad.

"Don't throw rocks if you live in a glass house." My grandpa when we visited him.

"Money talks and bullshit walks," My dad and me say that a lot.

"Life's a bitch but then again so am i."

"She's about as useful as tits on a board." my mom.

"a good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be sitting right beside you and say "that was awesome!"

or another rendition of that quote is "a good friend would bail you out of jail but your true friend would be sitting beside you and say "damn we fucked up."

"make a wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets filled up first." grumpier old men.

"I do not suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it."

"A friend is someone who will help you up when you fall flat on your face. a best friend is someone who will laugh at you and was the one to make you fall in the first place."

"everyday i think no one can get any stupider and everyday i'm proven horribly wrong."

"Give me back my sock you goat bastard!" family guy. (to baileigh that quote never gets old)

"Jordan where is that resturaunt?" my mom "Oh you mean the pyrohy place?" me "No i mean the pyrohy place." "you're looking at it." me.

my mom had a blonde moment even though she's a brunette. it was so funny i still bug her about it.

"You goddamn elf!" Sam "Fat elephant!" Hayley.

"Who lit the fuse to your tampon."

"save the trees wipe your ass with an owl!"

"Save the plants! eat vegetarians!" krrk productions by konfizkate91

"Say no to crack." My dad at Mc donalds. he was pointing at a fat guy bending over.

"There's no vaccine for stupidity"

"So many pedestrians so little time."

"Your so stupid you got hit by a parked car!" i said that once to somebody.

"You couldn't even hit water if you fell out of a boat."

"Don't play stupid with me...i'm better at it."

"the power of christ compels you!" me as i was whacking my brother joel with a bible.

"Your so fat that when you go to the beach the whales sing we are family!" me and baileigh and christina were playing dozens on the bus.

"Your belt size is the equator."

"You're so stupid that when you saw a school bus driven by a white person you yelled POLICE! FOLLOW THAT TWINKIE! then when you ate it you said HEY WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING?"

"Doctor are you sure you didn't screw up on Joel's sugery?" me at the glenrose. Joel was spinning in circles screaming i'm taking over the world. (he had to get a cochlear implant when he was around 3)

"Hey watch this kids! i can drink and drive!" my dad trying to drive while drinking a pepsi. it exploded as he opened it and we almost drove into the ditch (we were on a highway).

"your so blonde that you jumped off a cliff to see if your pad had wings."

"AHHH ITS PINK!" me "What?" mom "IT BURNS IT BURNS!" me passing the little girl section at walmart every single article of clothing was pink. my dad was cringing too. i scared away all their customers.

"Sarah what would you say if i ran up to that fake santa and said CAN I HAVE SESSHOMARU AND INUYASHA FUEDAL COMBAT FOR CHRISTMAS!" me "then id say i didn't know her." sarah. i did it anyway at a different time. this was during a fieldtrip.

"WARNING: icon user carries a spatula. we don't know why but we're afraid."

"Let me know if i say anything that offends you. i might want to offend you again later."

I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. and the one that could always brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten her own."

"i dont know how to say fuck you politely"

(this one is my personal favorite) "too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head. Pass it on..."

"Foolish brother if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me and survive in an unsightly way. run run and cling to life." itachi from naruto

"it takes 44 muscles in my face to frown and 4 to put up my middle finger and say bite me." (got this from a pic with itachi on it giving the finger)

"You must always be yourself, and do things at your own pace. someday you'll catch up." Fruits basket.

"This is suppossed to be a preview for the next fruits basket but i have an important announcement to make...YUKI-KUN IS REALLY...A WOMAN!" yuki is giving shigure a death glare and looks like he's gonna kill him "i kid i kid! see i just thought that it would make more of an impact if i said something dramatic. you're 100 male yuki..well at least 80." Shigure in fruits basket

"NO TRESPASSING! Violators will be shot, Survivors will be shot again." the sign on my room door.

THE STORY OF TWO BEARS!

halfdemon-kai-

“I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.”

SakuraSama 101-

“That’s exactly it. Mind there were two bears.”

halfdemon-kai-

“Oh dear…”

SakuraSama 101-

“One of them got distracted by cornering a duck though. The other one ate my friend.”

SakuraSama 101-

“Yeah… and he was sad the rest of the day when he found that it could fly… off of a dock… and he thought it couldn’t. And so was Branden.”

halfdemon-kai-

“o.O”

SakuraSama 101-

“And all I could do was stare… somewhat like this O.O and then the bears came back, and I got a bear hug and I will never forget what that bear said… “I didn’t know that ducks could fly!” and I was still like this O.O “Quinn you should go get your shoes…” and Nishi escaped unharmed…and wasn’t eaten after all…"

A small note about OCs...

I'm not afraid to say that I am an OC writer, in fact i'm proud of being one...not because i'm desperate or anything like that...I find i only write OCs because I like to see how my favourite characters who do not have an original pairing in the series would act and react if they were put in a serious relationship, Like Itachi from Naruto, or Firion from Final Fantasy Dissidia/II. But I don't really like a lot of OC stories...and i know that makes me a hypocrite...but it seems like no one can write a decent OC anymore that is interesting, but is easy to relate to but there are some good ones out there!!...I can honestly say i try to write my OCs in how i would like to read other OCs...so...i just want to write a few things i like in an OC, and a few things i hate in an OC.

Good!: An interesting character story, there is a fine difference between a good character story and a Mary Sue. (I don't hate them...they just get annoying), Very obvious flaws that can be very damaging to them, like say an addiction, or they don't think before they leap which puts them and others in danger, Some tragedy is good because everyone's life has to have a little tragedy in it in order to seem realistic but don't go overboard unless you really want it to be angsty, IF YOUR GOING TO GO THE EXTRA MILE AND WRITE A LEMON, DON'T HALF ASS IT, WRITE IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT! lol, mood swings are good not everyone can be happy all the time! Make them Unique! that's why we have mary sues! Don't be afraid to experiment with them, and just because people don't like your OC, don't get discouraged by it hehe...even if they don't follow my list, because everyone is different and it's all a matter of opinion

Bad!!: being absolutely perfect (no one is like that! well except one kid in my class...), unecessary body features that don't go with the anime or things non-congruent with the anime in general...unless it's for a good reason and you can make it work, and no super models please! above average is okay...no drop dead gorgeous people please, unique is good though, for some weird reason i hate overly happy characters but that's just my thing, I'm also not fond of OC love triangles...they don't do it for me :') oh and i also think that per story OCs should be kept to a minimum of 3 unless you're going to have minor side OCs like one or two chapter appearances. (i know i don't follow this rule sometimes) too many OCs are overwhelming...

All of this is my opinion and i know i speak for a few of my friends as well...haha i hope this helps people, and that hopefully people become more receptive to OCs.

SOME THANKYOUS!!

Fire-bandicoot-coyote; for helping me co-write some of my chappies, giving me awesome ideas and words of encouragement. ha ha i hope you read this!

halfdemon-kai; for staying with me since i've first joined fanfiction.net and staying with my stories, and giving me words of is very apreciated.oh and also being an e-mail buddie. that and putting my Itachi/orochimaru theory on your profile...

Inuyasha's-evil-twin-Krissy; for encouraging me through my inuyasha character's in band fic and reminding me to post new chappies for it. and just being there to talk to.

Tatitails410; for giving me some good ideas and being one of the people for supporting my hilarious beyblade stories fic. and being a good friend

Animegirl329; i'm sure you were one of my first reviewers for my first story before it was deleted and if you were, i thank you for that for staying with me and also giving me some definitions and helping me out with stuff and giving me your oppinion.

i hope i got everyone for now, if i forget someone let me know or i'll add you on my own.

I do love reviews! but if you don't want to review at least put the story on your favs list! To show that you care! to someone slowly losing her mind!