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Joined Mar 20, 2005, id: 778743, Profile Updated: Aug 13, 2009
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

Age: 18

Sex: Female

Location: USA

I'll read pretty much any pairing that would make me laugh. The crackyier the better. If its too romantic or mushy or too rushed, i won't finish it. Cliches kill moi.

So far I've only written Bleach and Naruto stuff, but I'm open to new ideas and new anime, lol. Give me ideas, people!

I've just realized...most of my stories are rather perverted. I hadn't noticed... If that tells you anything about my mind...So if you like perverted jokes, you're in the right place. I guess.

Yeah, that's about it. Don't know what else to say (I'm horrible at these profile thingys.)

MESSAGE ME, I WANT TO KNOW YOU!!

Disclaimer: Anything I write, I don't own (of course). Just in case I forget to put it in the story (which I usually do).

FYI: I'm lazy, what can i say? Writing isn't my thing. I only write dialogues or letters to other characters. I'll say its because i want you (the reader) to picture whats going on yourself. And it usually works.

In reality, I don't have the attention span to write a detailed story or one with actual drama. (Or a logical plot for that matter). And...so...yeah.

Are the characters OOC? Most likely, but hey, it is fanfiction.

EDIT: I'M ON HIATUS, AGAIN...(though I never really stopped...) I think I just lost my mojo...oh well. It was nice while it lasted.

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Imprevisto by sharingank reviews
It's better not knowing the path before you walk it. Gokudera/Yamamoto. Set in the Millefiore future.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: Jan 13, 2008 - Complete
Comrades, Coming Out and Cows by Asuka Kureru reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi. Friendship. A gen, but not quite, story about comrades, coming out, and cows. Now with slightly less gen sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 50 - Updated: Jan 7, 2008 - Published: Dec 23, 2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 256 - Updated: Dec 31, 2007 - Published: Sep 1, 2005 - Complete
The Shape of the Clouds by LadyLady reviews
He's still an idiot. But, somehow, he's become Gokudera's baseball playing idiot. YamaGoku HibaTsuna Cursing
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: Nov 6, 2007 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 138 - Published: Mar 7, 2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 63 - Published: Mar 6, 2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
The Perfect Love Confession by Quack says the T-shape reviews
‘Sasuke, roses are red, violets are blue, I like cocks up my ass and yours will do!’ Naruto tries to write the perfect love confession to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 31 - Published: Dec 2, 2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sign Here, Please by vivid tangerine kitsune reviews
I didn’t get it: here I was, living every child’s dream, and yet I just felt so…empty. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: Nov 22, 2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Imagine if by Esperwen reviews
Random blerbs about how the characters of Naruto would be in different worlds or situations. Will update in my spare time/when I'm bored.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Nov 16, 2006 - Published: Jun 6, 2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha's never break a promise by TudeDeluxe reviews
There is a reason for everything, and for everything a reason. This was my reason. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: Oct 1, 2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Journal of a Genius by Aralka reviews
On the outside, a lazy genius. What is he like on the inside? Shikamaru's thoughts, feelings and everything. Possible cursing, spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: Sep 16, 2006 - Published: May 1, 2006 - Shikamaru N.
The Game by InsaneNuclearUnit reviews
KakaIru. Yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Yet another version of how Iruka and Kakashi's imaginary relashionship started. Because they're so fun to write. Scars, pet peeves, masks and hair bands. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: Sep 7, 2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Group Hug by False-Image reviews
It is unanimously decided that Sasuke is in need of a hug [Team 7]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 20 - Published: Aug 31, 2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Exploding Stars by Sweetsong reviews
[Yaoi] Waking up naked next to your rival only to find out you're married to each other never bodes well with anyone. Much less Naruto and Sasuke. [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,850 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 803 - Updated: Aug 12, 2006 - Published: Nov 18, 2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto's Secret by antagonistic reviews
[OneShot SasuNaru] Naruto has a hot secret... and guess who accidentally walks in on him on the act? Of course, this proves to be a beautiful oppurtunity for Naruto to play a little game with the Perfect Uchiha... but we all know Sasuke ALWAYS wins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 110 - Published: Jul 12, 2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Turn of Event by The Original Dirtyangel reviews
You've got a plan, and you've aimed to stick to it. But of course, something must go differently. Under 1500 word Drabble. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jul 5, 2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lovely Troubles by Anim3Luva reviews
Shikamaru is confused about women. Why would he want to like them? A short oneshot by Sae. Your flames will be used to roast marshmallows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: Jun 8, 2006 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Smile by Sarsaparilla reviews
It's not everyday that Sasuke learns something new, and this one really throws him for loop.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: Jun 5, 2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Classics by Sagoyuku reviews
Our favourite stories rewritten in Naruto style. Please Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: May 11, 2006 - Published: May 8, 2006
Friends Don't Let Friends Lurk by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Dialogue Fic] Sasuke and Naruto and a copious amount of liquor. But no yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: Mar 5, 2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conversations over Sake by Orange and Lemons reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have an interesting conversation over sake. With references to being gay, farm animals, and stupidity contests.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jan 1, 2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Moment of Tranquility by Mathais reviews
Slash. "Don't move," whispered Odd, his voice choked with unshed tears. "Just let me have this one moment. Don't take this away from me, Ulrich, please."
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 30 - Published: Dec 25, 2005 - [Odd D., Ulrich S.] - Complete
Turning Your Back On A Family Tradition by Renn reviews
That bad? Shikamaru breaks a family tradition and faces the consequences. ShikaKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: Aug 29, 2005 - [Shikamaru N., Kiba I.] - Complete
Naturo Tales by Kunoichi 008 reviews
A bunch of fairy tales acted out by the Naruto cast and directed by Tsunade herself for the enjoyment of Konoha. This ain’t gonna be pretty. Chapter 1: Kakarella
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: Jul 25, 2005
Who's Your Seme? by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaruSasu. Sasuke and Naruto are in love, but they have one problem...who gets to be Seme! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 33 - Published: Jul 10, 2005 - Complete
It's Tradition by Justice-hime reviews
Tradition, a time honoured practice or set of such practices. Naruto is learning that there are just some traditions that cannot be broken. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,916 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 214 - Updated: May 26, 2005 - Published: Feb 22, 2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Quality Time by speedo fannypacker reviews
When the man who killed your entire family shows up at your door happy as a clam...what's a guy to do? revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: May 25, 2005 - Complete
A second first kiss by mkh2 reviews
Everyone knows about the infamous first kiss that was shared by Sasuke and Naruto. Now Naruto shares with Sasuke what he really wanted out of his first kiss.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: Apr 27, 2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 78 - Published: Jan 5, 2003
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Why Do Men Like Boobs? reviews
Rukia has a question. One every girl would like to ask and every guy is afraid to answer. 'Why do men like boobs'
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: Aug 26, 2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
TenTen's Abortion reviews
What? TenTen's gonna miss training? For surgery? An abortion? OH NOES! Gai is an idiot...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: Aug 25, 2007 - Tenten, Gai M. - Complete
The Creation of Nemu reviews
Mayuri and Zaraki have a friendly heart to heart. You know, Captain to Captain. 'You just couldn't get laid.'
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: Aug 11, 2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
Dear Itachi reviews
After recieving Itachi's letter, Sasuke decides to respond as only Sasuke can: with a letter of his own.Sequel to 'Dear Sasuke'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jul 31, 2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Thinking reviews
It's quiet. Too quiet. At least, too quiet for Naruto. Drabblish.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jul 17, 2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Sasuke reviews
Itachi sends his little brother an important note explaining some things. And just gives Sasuke an eyeopener for how wacked out Itachi really is. I thought it was funny...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: Apr 28, 2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hey, Sasuke! reviews
An interesting chat between Naruto and Sasuke. Multiple pairing mentions. My first attempt at a fic. All Dialogue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jun 24, 2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete