Warning: I am very strange. I'm not sure if my head was on my body all the way when I wrote this. I got this idea from a dream. A very strange dream.

You read the summary. You clicked on the link. Now it is time to read the masterpiece.

Disclaimer: I don't own the names, but I slightly own these characters because of how out-of-character they are. I own all of these plots. I wrote them all by myself.

I do have to thank Justina (like always!) and one of my other friends Hajar…Hajar insisted on reading it even though she doesn't know what Fruits Basket is. She did not understand it at all! But she said it was funny. Oh well. Thanks, Hajar and Justina! I also thank Thea, my sister, for telling me that she would rather read a story called 'The Big Yellow Bus' then 'The Baseball Bat' (which was the first episode I wrote, but the second one I'm posting). Thanks, Tee.

Here you go. Bask in it's glory.

Episode One: The Big Yellow Bus

"Yuki… what's a school bus?" Tohru asked Yuki one morning.

"It's a big yellow bus that takes people to school," Yuki answered as he washed his face.

"People? Even if they don't go to the school?"

"Sometimes."

"Where would I find one of these… School Buses?"

"They drive around just like normal cars and trucks."

"Oh Yuki! Can we go see one? PLEASE!" Tohru begged.

"Sure!" Yuki answered. "We should probably invite Kyo to come, though. I heard he's a real bus fanatic. He's been obsessed since 5th grade!"

"Okay," Tohru agreed. The two left Yuki's room and went next door to Kyo's.

"Kyo?" Yuki asked, knocking on the door to Kyo's room. When there was no answer, they let themselves in.

Tohru had never been in Kyo's room before. Every single inch of the walls were covered in posters of school buses, the shelves were loaded with figurines of school buses… even his bed spread had a bus theme!

"Wow… he really is a bus fanatic!" Tohru exclaimed loudly.

"WHO DARE ENTERS THE ROOM OF THE BUS KING?" Kyo boomed loudly from behind his bed. He emerged slowly.

"Kyo, we're going school bus hunting today and we wanted to know if you would come with," Yuki explained.

A wide smile spread across Kyo's face, "Ahh… the School Bus. He's a tricky one to view. Even harder to catch."

"You've caught one?" Tohru asked in awe.

"NO! DON'T BRING IT UP! I'VE TRIED… BUT I FAILED! But… I shall come with you today."

"Yuki… do you think we could catch a school bus for Yuki?" Tohru whispered to Yuki.

"We have to try… but they're pretty big," Yuki sighed.

"OKAY!" Kyo yelled, pulling a bag out from under his bed. He pulled a map out of the bag and Yuki and Tohru looked at it in interest. Kyo pointed to a red spot in the middle of the map. "That's the School Bus lair. If we go there, we might be able to see one. But… they might get angry. That's why we have to wear these."

Kyo pulled out three hats from the bag and put one on each of their heads. The hats were bright yellow and said 'Bus Driver' on them.

"Why do we need to wear these?" Tohru asked.

"Because if we don't the buses might think we're students. They hate students. They only respect bus drivers."

"Why do they hate students?" Yuki wondered.

"Students… students make them dirty! They draw on the seats… they eat food on them! Now that's just rude!" Kyo exclaimed.

Kyo led Tohru and Yuki through the proper preparations, and in no time, they were off. They roamed the streets quietly, with their nets in hand and their hats that said 'Bus Driver'. Kyo led them to the bus lair, which took almost all day to get to. The buses were very sleepy by then.

"We have to be very quiet," Kyo whispered.

"OKAY!" Tohru yelled.

"No…!" Kyo tried to hush her up, but it was too late. Multiple alarms went off, and Kyo began to cry.

"What are you doing here?" A loud, mechanical voice came from nowhere. Tohru was certain it was the Mother Bus.

"We… we're sorry! Don't hurt us! We just came to catch a School Bus!"

"Catch a School Bus? You can't do that! This is private property. Go home, kids."

"Uh… okay," Yuki replied.

Kyo was crying so hard that they hard to drag him home.

"We're sorry, Kyo. We couldn't catch one for you," Yuki said.

"At least we got to see one, right?" Tohru tried to cheer him up.

"I… I guess," Kyo sniffled as he entered his bus-filled room.

"Don't feel bad Kyo! There's always next week!" Yuki smiled.

"I guess so… but I'm still the Bus King."

And he was.

Strange? Yes. Disturbing? Slightly. Something worth reviewing? OF COURSE!

While you wait for the next episode, why not check out my other stories?

Until next time!

Brenna

+The Girly Man+

Episode Two: The Baseball Bat

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