Hinata closed the door behind her as she left the room containing Sakura and Sasuke and there new sleeping babe. She smiled softly as she was exiting the overnight stay wing of the Hospital.

"Hinata-chan," Said woman swiveled around to see Tsunade holding a rectangular box," I need you to use the restroom for me now please."

7.5 minutes later

"You have got to be kidding me..."

"It says yes..."

"NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

ACROSS THE VILLAGE

"Hey Naruto, Your wife is calling for you."

"Gaara,...no shit." Naruto deadpanned as he finished drying of his son.

"UM-UM-UM-UM! Daddy you said a potty word. Mommy's gonna getcha." Taro frowned as his dad coughed again. Cocking his head sideways the young boy thought for a minute then a little light came on above his head that drew both kage's attention to him quickly. That light allways ment either something was about to break or that they would have to go out of the way to keep him from breaking something.

"Daddy?"

"Yes Taro?"

"Does your throwt huwt?"

"Now that you mention yeah it kind of does."

"I knew it." and with that Taro left the bathroom.

"Uzumaki should we have stopped him."

"Nah, he cant do much harm could he."

"Daddy I made you some special Hot Chocolate for the fwoggy in your throwt!" Taro handed the cup to his dad who grinned and drank a gulp of it, frowning at the bitter taste.

"What so special about this Hot Chocolate Taro?"

"I put the special stuff mom has to kill insects in it to kill the fwoggy in your thwoat."

7.5 minutes later

"There we go Naruto, that last bout of Regurgitating should have got it all out." Tsunade said rubbing the Hokage's back. The healer gave the thumbs up to the anbu and they dispersed into the shadows. Hinata who was holding Taro sighed in relief.

"Thank goodness. I would hate to have to write on your tombstone 'killed by hot chocolate'." Tsunade grinned and whispered into Hinata's ear," Tell Him." then the Medic left.

"groan Oi... Hinata you called for me earlier, What was it you needed me for?"

"Well you see you know that Taro is all by himself in the house and I'm sure that growing up talking to a stuffed fox wont be good for him in the long run soo..."

"You want to get him a dog?"

"No you fool." She knelt down by him," I am talking about a baby."

"A Baby doll? Isn't that a girl thing?"

"..."

"Daddy stop being a dumbass, Mommy is talking about another me!"

Hinata passed out from her sons words and Naruto passed out of the combination of the news, and the depletion of his system. Tsunade found them all sleeping later in the middle of her office floor. She covered there bodies with blankets and sat down at her desk, She had a baby shower to plan.

And what of Gaara you might ask?

"Calm down Iruka, Naruto is at the hospital because he drank insect kill."

"HE DID WHAT?!!"

THE END

...Maybe

PS/Teaser - Sai's adventures with Taro are in the Making.