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 Author has written 30 stories for Pokémon, Saiunkoku Monogatari, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Chrono Crusade, Tenshi Ja Nai!!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Shonen Onmyouji, Digimon, House, M.D., Vampire Knight, Kamichama Karin, S.A, MeruPuri, Darker than BLACK, Gakuen Alice, and Pandora Hearts. Well, I'm warning you now that my profile is ridiculously long. If ever you want to skip it, I think there's a hide bio in the upper right of the page. NOTE: Four of my stories are now up for adoption if anyone is so inclined to take them. However, I know that they are far from top-notch and I shouldn't expect any takers. The official excuse is a virus caused the loss of all my files and I couldn't remember what I wanted to do with the story anymore. I think I posted it up in my profile before, but I deleted it. Anyways, I could delete my story, but I've only ever done that once because it was so OOC of the character I tried it out on and thought it would better suit another fandom. So the stories are staying, whether anyone reads them or not, and I want to say thank you to anyone who reads this, and I hope you understand. Name: 'Twilight's Truth' is no longer my user-name. It is now 'Lycoris Calantha', which, technically, should mean 'Twilight Lovely Blossom'. The two words are both Greek names so... Well... I'd been thinking of changing my name for a while. Anyhow, the reason I like this name is because 'lycoris' is a flower. It's a genus of the family Amaryllidaceae, the same family as the amaryllis. Also known as spider lily, and in Chinese, 石蒜属 shi suan shu, and in Japanese, ヒガンバナ属. So yeah, at least I'm consistent. And I research. A lot. Gender: I'm telling you I'm a girl, but mostly because it's pretty obvious and no one cares. Age: I'm legally here... now. Location: It's pretty obvious now. Please check the little flag up there. Hobby: Reading, Numerology. (Don't forget making my younger cousin and brother cower in fear!), I guess, sketching... Painting... Stalking books, looking for typos… About Me: Thankfully, I have managed to develop an imagination as of School Year 2005-2006, thank you very much. I’m proudly weird, random, and seem to have an uncanny obsession with falling in love with hopeless pairings. I’m serious. Considering my list is pretty extensive and incomplete... Yes, I can diss about 90 percent of my Animé pairing list. Effectively. I am sarcastic. Yes, I am. I like being high, too. I am impulsive and I don’t love school. Get it? In other sites, I am known as Lycoris, LycorisCalantha, Lycoris Calantha, AmberFire284, or in Neopets, megumiminami. Oh, I also have this funny thing when it comes to reading. I read in no particular order. Example: The Gemma Doyle Trilogy. I read Book 2, Rebel Angels. I haven't read the first and I am blatantly ignoring the existence of the third. As an Author: Okay, I prefer writing oneshots, I’ve never gotten a request, but would welcome an opportunity. I also occasionally write using a cellphone. I love feedback and want to improve my writing skills. I am also random, but I notice that I’m getting more serious. I think. I will finish my stories eventually unless I have specifically stated otherwise, and I dislike plagiarism. I accept criticism, even constructive criticism. It helps me, really. Oh. ON FLAMES. I will accept criticism, and as an advocate of free speech, I shall accept if I get flames. But remember, Flames is fire. And fire is NOTHING to the fire extinguisher. And a fire extinguisher makes for a good heavy projectile. And I'll be working om my aim. So you will choke on carbon dioxide and suffer a braining via fire extinguisher. Okay? Favorite Pairings: (Yeah, I've got so many, I lose track of them... You know... I forgot some again...) And yeah, I know it's massive. (and yes, a font style change DOES mean a different animé.) Animé: Video Games: Books: My stand on yaoi: Right, I barely tolerate it. It actually took me three years to get this point. Which is the point where I get kicks from reading it sometimes. Mostly I prefer the friendly relationship. Like Shuuei and Kouyuu. Which was just plain funny. Apparently, Shuuei was talking to Kouyume while unconscious through the birds. Mostly pissing Kouyuu off and singing irritating songs... And I just laugh at YuuFram. But that's it. Except for the fact that my friends and I prefer NaruSasu than NaruSaku, but don't read either on a regular basis. Memorable Quotes... Or lines... My Quotes: 'I'm in denial over a lot of things. But one thing I'm not in denial about is the fact that I am in denial' 'I learned something! Never laugh at an office. It's embarassing.' -Don't ask. Just DON'T. 'I've seen the light! ... And it's shiny...' 'I'm going shopping, with a loaf of bread and a bag of fertilizer. Made of coffee. And it smells like bacon. I feel so prepared.' 'You know, I should have reported on spontaneous combustion. Then teacher wouldn't think I was talking about gas chambers' 'Don't forget your sister!' 'Hip people don't say hip.' 'If you don't want your pants to catch on fire... wear a skirt.' "I know you may not care about manners and ethics since this is just a game, but I wish to torment your conscience anyways." I believe in Karma. And I wouldn't be surprised if it had rabies. And I'm sic-ing it on you. Merry Summer! (Happy is overrated. Happy birthday, holidays, new year, valentines...) The most current dream I vividly remember is of two cats, with their tails tied together, taking turns bungee-jumping off my school roof. And bouncing. The books are caaaaaaaaalling me! My Friends: 'Oooh, SHINY.' 'Yeah, isn't the nudist colony, eh?' Other People I Know or Have Encountered Saying: 'I make things complicated to my students and they don't make things complicated for me. It's how I have fun with my work.' - My substitute teacher. Really. Fanfiction: “Don’t lose faith. Only faith can heal the world’s brokenness where even glue guns fail. Faith can move mountains. Don’t ask me how though…but it DOES! In fact, I encourage you to come back to the path of faith and not lose sight of the light! The great white light! The light that is brighter than my own lightbulb!” She raised her arms solemnly. “Repent, Sir Neji! The end is near! Repent, faithless child of light gone dim!” - Tenten (About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime) "Each man is a pilgrim unto himself, and has only his heart to guide him through this dark, tumultuous world. Without it, we are lost. And then we are men no longer, but blind animals." - Ishidan proverb, cc. 100 AS. Origins unknown. (Pilgrimage by TK Takaishi. Second out of three fics that are seriously awesome. It's practically a book all by itself which are well written, have good plot and etcetera.) "The stand-masters were powerful because they had stands. But the true strength of the Stand-Masters did not lie in the steel of their swords or the bite of their blades. Instead, it came in their courage, it grew with their compassion, and it was tempered by their wisdom. It was rooted in their steadfast hope for an Age of Peace and their unassailable belief in the Good of Men. That was their strength." - unknown historian, cc. 200 AS. Chronicles of Gaea (Same.) Authors: 'When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let them wonder how you did it." -skilled-like-a-ninja's profile... 'Life is like a haircut. Some are long, some are short. Some are good, some are bad... and some people really need to get one.' - Same here... "Takari is like macaroni, you need cheese to complete it!" -sunflowers. Quotes I Found Randomly: 'If you don't want your pants to catch on fire... don't lie.' - Saw it... somewhere 'The early bird catches the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.' - same 'Behind every great man is a woman who's about to pass him.' -a shirt. Nike. I think. 'Forget about love, I'd rather fall in chocolate!' - I forgot... To the tune of Ode to Joy (Inuyasha): Translation Television: House MD: Dr. House: Everybody lies. Dr. House: When did my signature get so girly? Dr. Foreman: No neurologist in his right mind would recommend that. Dr. House: to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning. Dr. House: No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate. Dr. House: This is our fault. Doctors over-prescribing antibiotics. Got a cold? Take some penicillin. Sniffles? No problem. Have some azithromycin. Is that not working anymore? Well, got your Levaquin. Antibacterial soaps in every bathroom. We'll be adding vancomycin to the water supply soon. We bred these superbugs. They're our babies. And they're all grown up and they've got body piercings and a lot of anger. Jill: My joints have been feeling all loose, and lately I've been feeling sick a lot. Maybe I'm over training; I'm doin' the marathon, like, ten miles a day, House looks tired but I can't seem to lose any weight. Dr. House: Get up. We're going hunting. Dr. House: Your husband is definitely the source of your 'mono'. Dr. House: See, this is why I don't waste money on shrinks, cause you give me all these really great insights for free. Dr. House: You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to get you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the street, I know you look both ways. Dr. Chase: Referring to Dr. House He likes crazy people. He likes the way they think.Dr. Foreman: They think...badly. That's the definition of...crazy.Dr. Chase: They're not boring. He likes that. Dr. House: Good morning, Dr. Cuddy! Love that outfit. Says, I’m professional, but I’m still a woman. Actually, it sorta yells the second part. Dr. House: Ah, my birthday. Normally I'd put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth has circled the Sun one more time; I really didn't think it was going to make it this year, but darn it if it wasn't the little planet that could all over again. Dr. House: Fever. Clinical depression does not cause fever. Dr. Cuddy: about House and Wilson examining a busty patient It takes two department heads to treat shortness of breath? What, do the complications increase exponentially with cup size? Dr. House: As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want. Cameron is in the lab working on some equipment Georgia: So I watched it. And it had this actor in it. This kid called Ashton Kutcher. Now, I think about Ashton all the time. All the time. Dr. Foreman: The kid was just taking his AP calculus exam when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented. Dr. House: I assume 'minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying "no chance in hell." Dr. House: I, Margo Davis, have been informed of the risks which may arise from my refusal of advised medical care. I hereby release— Dr. Wilson: Reading a poem Georgia left for Dr. House "The healer with his magic powers/I could rub his gentle brow for hours/His manly chest, his stubbled jaw/Everything about him leaves me raw—" Dr. House: to Georgia I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship. Learned that one the hard way. Dr. House: DNR means Do Not Resuscitate. It does not mean Do Not Treat! Dr. House: Like I always say, there's no "I" in "team." There is a "me," though, if you jumble it up. Dr. Foreman: You assaulted that man. Dr. Wilson: You know how some doctors have the Messiah complex - they need to save the world? You've got the "Rubik's" complex; you need to solve the puzzle. Dr. Wilson: So your philosophy is, 'If they don't want treatment, they get it shoved down their throat, but if it might cure their paralysis, whoa, better slow down.' House is walking out of the hospital after curing John Henry, he pops a pair of Vicodin as he walks up behind him Dr. House: breaking up an argument between Dr. Wilson and Dr. Foreman Okay, you two! Grab some scalpels and settle this like doctors. Student: You're reading a comic book. House is snooping through Wilson's file to try finding out why Wilson is insisting on a homeless woman being treated Dr. Chase: You're joking. House is looking at a comic drawn by a patient, using clues to figure out her identity Dr. House: Tell me what happened. Dr. Cuddy: You know, there are other ways to manage pain. House barges into the operating theater without scrubbing down. House has just admitted he is addicted to Vicodin. Dr. House: His liver is shutting down. Pharmacist: Okay, pharmaceuticals were delivered this morning, but shipping accidentally sent the box with Vicodin to research. Dr. Cuddy: You're addicted. Dr. House: I take risks; sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die, so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math. Dr. House: Now why would a guy in his twenties have a poor kidney? Patient #3: I can't get my contact lenses out- Lola: You got a big "Keep Out" sign stapled on your forehead. Dr. House: What, you're saying I've only got one friend? Dr. Cameron: Would you give up a baby for someone you love? Lola: He drops clean urine, denies using steroids, and you're giving him a drug for what, steroid abuse? Dr. Cuddy: You put him on Lupron. Dr. Cuddy: Twelve year old male, spiking fever, congested chest, coughing up green sputum, shortness of breath, pain in breathing... Dr. Chase: How would you feel if I interfered in your personal life? Jeffrey Reilich: You're treating him for both diseases? Dr. Cuddy: Just enlarged hilar lymph nodes. Dr. House: Haven't done the MUGA. about Vogler being appointed board chairman of the hospital Dr. House: You value our friendship more than your ethical responsibilities. Dr. House: Need the lawyer. Dr. House: We're a bit of a specialized hospital. We generally only deal with patients when they're actually sick. Dr. Foreman: You thought he was being poisoned by hemlock? Dr. Euripides tell you to check for that? Dr. Cameron: I don't have the right to show interest in someone? Bill: You wanna get hit, too? Dr. House: That's what I love about you mob guys: so tolerant of others, so accepting. Only way he was coming out was way, way out. Lose the tattoos, change his name, move to another town; how's a guy like him going to do that? Witness protection. It's not just for witnesses any more. Dr. House: He's a thirty year old mobster. He doesn't have an occupation that results in accidental exposure to toxins. He has a job that results in intentional exposure to toxins. Someone's poisoned him. Lucille: It's really bad, especially at night. It's like my heart is on fire, like it's, uh, oh, I don't know, like it's... Lucille: I'm not pregnant. Lucille: This, is what a woman is supposed to look like. We're not just skin and bones - we have flesh. We have curves. Dr. House has been told to fire one of his doctors Dr. House: Figures you'd try and come up with a solution where no one gets hurt. The problem is, the world doesn't work that way just 'cause you want it to. Dr. House: Physician-patient confidentiality protects me from annoying conversations. Lucille: I'll have a huge scar. I won't be able to wear a bikini. Dr. House: He didn't have any reason to lie. Dr. Wilson: I have no kids, my marriage sucks... I only got two things that work for me: this job and this stupid screwed up friendship, and neither mattered enough for you to give one lousy speech. Dr. House: I saw the light on. Dr. House: Hey! You're killing her! Dr. House: She has gone from the 25th weight percentile to the 3rd in one month. Now I'm not a baby expert, but I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to shrink. Dr. House: Don't worry, it's a vegan I.V. House walks into hospital and sees room full of possible epidemic patients and turns around towards exit Dr. Cameron: Do you know why people believe in God? Dr. Cameron: giving differential diagnosis Idiopathic T-cell deficiency? Dr. House: to black Senator You're not going to become President either way. They don't call it the White House because of the paint job. Dr. House: Someday there will be a gay president. Someday there will be a black president. There might even be a gay black president. But one combination I do not see happening is gay, black and dead. Mary: They don't need to know. I'll be all right. Dr. Wilson: You're not going to be happy with anyone. Dr. Wilson: about Cameron So she's really coming back? Stacy: I’m not over you. You were, you were the one, you always will be. But I can’t be with you. Dr. House: Do the things, the, you know, blah blah blah blah blah, all that stuff the other docs did. If that's negative, ultrasound his belly. If that's negative, CT his abdomen and pelvis, with and without contrast. Did I miss anything? Dr. House: Yeah, sorry, that was me. I had to dope him up to get him in here. Guy doesn't think he's sick. Stacy: near tears Please, if you're right this may be his only shot. Dr. Cameron: Any family history? Dr. House: Here's to women. Can't live with them, can't kill them and tell the neighbors they're stripping in Atlantic City. Assistant: You can't go in there. Dr. House: Well, I don't want to say anything bad about another doctor, especially a useless drunk. Dr. House: You know how they say, "you can't live without love"? Well, oxygen is even more important. regarding a patient on death row Dr. Cameron: I took an oath to do no harm. Dr. Foreman: You killed four people. Somehow, making mac and cheese just the way he wants kind of loses its significance. Dr. Wilson: You know why people are nice to other people? Dr. House: Do I have to spell it out for you? Pheochromocytoma. Actually, I'm not sure how you spell it. Regarding taking on the case of a man on death row Warden: Your patient shanked one inmate his first month here, broke another one's neck, nearly decapitated one of my guards. Warden: Don't have a respirator. Dr. Cameron: A spot on an x-ray doesn't necessarily mean that she's terminal. Dr. House: God, I've got to learn not to beat around the bush. Dr. Chase: I'm against the death penalty in principle. In practice, however, watching a murderer die causes me a lot less grief than annoying my boss. Dr. House: Why are you talking to me? Dr. Chase: No lesions, no aneurysms. Ironically, the mind of a killer looks completely normal. Dr. Cuddy: House! Death Row Guy: I feel like I'm gettin' stabbed! Dr. House: And you stay away from the patient. Dr. House: Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person? Dr. Cuddy: You're actually talking about killing her. Dr. House: Differential diagnosis. Ready, set Dr. Foreman: We can do that if you want to ignore what we just discussed. Dr. House: Union rules. I can't check out this guy's seeping gonorrhea this close to lunch. Dr. House: The tumor is Afghanistan, the clot is Buffalo. Dr. Foreman: Her oxygen saturation is normal. Dr. Foreman: What's the emergency? Sebastian: Snaps his fingers Another person just died. Where is your outrage? Sebastian: Nah, TB's my disease. Dr. House: Take the pills or I let you die, do an autopsy, call my own press conference, and make sure the world knows that you didn't die of TB. Corporate sponsors will be disappointed, but they'll find another disease. Sebastian: Every minute four people die of TB. While pointing to Sebastian and talking to newspeople To Newsweek reporter Dr. House: Every minute that we refuse to love one another, another puppy cries another tear. Dr. House: There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else. If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function. Sebastian: What he House just did - Sebastian: I think doctors like House cling to objectivity like a three-year-old to a blanket: don't get too worked up, stay calm, stay cool, and maintain that correct perspective. The only flaw in their argument is, when you have millions of people dying, the correct perspective is to be yelling at the top of your lungs. Dr. House: He's not even a real doctor; he's a human telethon. Dr. House: You want third-world treatment? Turns up the thermostat You got it. Boy, is it hot here in Jani! Dr. House: Do you notice how all the self-sacrificing women in history; Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa, can't think of any others; they all die alone. The men, on the other hand, get so much fuzz, it's crazy. Dr. Foreman: Good? This is bizarre. Dr. Wilson: We're discussing your new patient. Upon seeing House's new motorcycle Dr. House: You bastard. You invited my parents to dinner. Dr. House: Gimme a reason to get out of this, and I'll tell you who started the rumor about you being a transsexual. Ken: I know the way things work - the better my job, the better my son gets treated. Dr. Cameron: Who was that? Dr. Cameron: So it's okay to lie to House, but not to a patient. Taddy is being wheeled in on a gurney Dr. House: Now we're getting somewhere. Dr. Foreman: You have no evidence to support a poisoning diagnosis. Dr. Cameron: Why does he hate seeing his parents? So his dad tells the truth, is that so terrible? Dr. House: What makes a guy start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short shorts? Dr. Chase: You were right. Dr. House: to Dr. Chase I love when you do both sides of the conversation. It's like white noise; it's very peaceful. Dr. Cameron: It's kind of a long shot. Dr. House: You are healed. sticks the patient in the thigh Rise and walk. Dr. House: after injecting the cyclist Tensilon erases the symptoms of MG for five or six minutes. patient falls to the ground Sometimes less. This is exactly why I created nurses. yells out the door Cleanup on aisle three! Stacy: We need to talk. Dr. House: She Stacy can't handle working with me. Jeff: I do straight blood doping. Dr. House: The air is keeping him from breathing air. Let's go with that for the irony. Dr. Foreman: With all due respect, man, I doubt there's anything wrong with you that you didn't do to yourself. Dr. Chase: Micky Mantle was an alcoholic. Dr. Wilson: How's your biker? Dr. Wilson: Mark is in group therapy for people coping with disability. He was thinking about developing a drug addiction, but that would be stupid. Dr. Wilson: He's made a mistake. Revealing the truth doesn't undo it. Dr. Chase: There's no way PRCA could manifest so suddenly. Manager: Okay, I should have told you. It's not just about the races, Jeff; it's about your image, okay? If you come back from cancer, those sponsors will be all over you. Okay, so I messed up okay, but I did not give you EPO! Dr. House: makes a dramatic gesture with the stirring stick Go forth and scan his neck. Dr. Cameron: After this let's scan some other totally random body parts. Dr. House: She came into the clinic and yelled at me. Then she left. Then she came back and yelled some more. Dr. House: I want to apologize. Maybe I've been punishing you for a little too long. And maybe you've been punishing me. If we're going to work together, I need to know: Do you hate me? Or do you love me? Either way, I think we've got a problem. Dr. Cameron: I fell in love with my husband's best friend. Near the end I was at the hospital every day and Joe would come by after work, and go for walks, and trying to talk each other through it. We just clung to each other. Dr. House: I had therapy here this morning and left my cane. Patient: I usually sleep in a hyperbaric chamber. I've been pumping up electrolytes with an IV drip, and I take herbal anabolic steroids, amphetamines, and diuretics... Dr. House: Now let go of my cane before it becomes your new boyfriend. Dr. House: Just 'cause he says I hit him doesn't make it true. Watch. Shouts to the heavens I am surrounded by naked cheerleaders! Nothing happens See? Dr. House: I am not treating you. Dr. House is with Stacy in her house when Mark enters the room. Dr. Foreman: Have you read his file? Dr. Wilson: If you want her back, either tell her, or, better yet, shut up and cry yourself to sleep like everybody else. Dr. Cameron: I love my job. Dr. Cameron: I have fun. Dr. Chase: Pre-World War II fluorescent bulbs contained large amounts of beryllium. Beryllium dust inflames the lungs, they get rigid, patient can't breathe. Dr. House gives him a questioning look My father co-authored a paper on acute berylliosis. Kalvin: To Dr. Cameron Oh, would you stop being nice? It's useless, and worse, it's boring. Dr. House: He thought he was dying. Dying people lie, too. Wish they'd worked less, they'd been nicer, they'd opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it, you don't save it for sound byte. Dr. Wilson: So now you've got to drum up another excuse to be around the love of your life. Could hit another patient. Dr. House: It was self-defense. Stacy: This whole time you've been manipulating me? Dr. House: It's okay, she's not here, you can skip the nice guy act. Stacy: If Chase screwed up so badly, why didn't you fire him? Dr. House: And for the record, you are the worst transplant surgeon in the hospital. But, unfortunately, you are the only one who's currently cheating on his wife. Sam: She got hep from me, didn't she? Dr. Chase: To Stacy Let's make a deal. I won't use the word "honestly," and you'll quit stopping by to see House so you don't take it out on me afterwards, how about that? Dr. House: About Stacy She protects Chase, she protects me. Stacy: Yeah. Why did Chase screw up? Dr. Chase: It was a minor mistake; I couldn't have known it was going to happen— Dr. House: The hospital lawyer asks me if I did something unethical. If I did, the last person I tell is the hospital lawyer, especially since she's gone all Old Testament on me. Dr. House: I'm not the one being sued. I feel funny. Stacy: Interrupting a flashback Don't care about the Vicodin. Vicodin disappears with a pop Transplant Doc: What's this? Dr. House: Chase killed that woman, now Foreman's in charge? Dr. House: Work smart, not hard. That's my philosophy, boss. Dr. House: While deliberately sabotaging a lumbar puncture Eighth time's the charm. Dr. Cameron: That's the irony of women in charge, they don't like other women in charge. Dr. Foreman: What do you expect me to do, House? Quit? Cry? Dr. House: Yeah, well, being hospitalized a lot certainly points to nothing being wrong with you. Dr. Cameron: How would you describe my leadership skills? Dr. House: At the end of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf," the wolf really does come. And he eats the sheep... and the boy... and his parents. Dr. House: Labs, schmabs. A good diagnostician reads between the labs. Dr. Foreman: Yeah, you're all about the nurturing. Dr. Foreman: I just agreed with you. Dr. Foreman: Do you think there's any way House would take me seriously as his boss? Dr. Foreman: You were right. Dr. Wilson: Do you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries? Stacy: Our relationship is like an addiction. It's... like... Dr. Foreman: Why'd you put me in charge of the department if you think I can't handle it? Dr. House: We've been over this. Dr. House: MRI show anything? Dr. Chase: What happened to the Foreman who always has an answer? The guy who practically wears a sign saying "I'm as good as House, but I'm nicer." Stacy: At least this time I recognize it. That's the bitter bit of convincing the two men you ever loved they're better off without you. Dr. Wilson: about the patient Cameron's got him on dialysis and he's stable for the moment, unlike Cuddy, who's suicidal. Dr. House: Either you've decided to do a lumbar puncture, or you have to fire me so that I can't fire all of you, as soon as I get back in charge. Dr. House: They can handle it. Dr. Cuddy: How is waking me up in the middle of night to lie to a patient supposed to convince me you're better than House? Dr. House: Two people who weren't meant to be together. Maybe they'll get a happy ending just because they both want it so much. Dr. Foreman: In one of Fletch's books he talked about giving up drugs and alcohol. Said how it changed his life. Stacy: We had a fight and I stormed out without my make-up or cross. I stopped at the drug store and got some new make-up, but I didn't get a cross because they don't have an aisle for personal talismen! Dr. Cameron: What does House say? Dr. House: Mommy does everything for her family these days. Even swallows their pills. Dr. House: Cameron, I love you. Dr. House: knocking on Wilson's office door I know you're in there! I can hear you caring! Stella: What's wrong with your foot? Dr. House: Regarding a patient's treatment Why don't you take it up with Stacy? See which option minimizes your risk. Dr. House: Morning, Jimmy! Anybody die while I was gone? Dr. Chase: Millions of women are on fertility treatments, and they don't get cancer. House hands Cameron a sealed envelope, which she assumes is her HIV test results Stacey: What was Greg like after I left? Dr. Wilson: You don't like yourself. But you do admire yourself. Its all you've got so you cling to it. You're so afraid if you change, you'll lose what makes you special. Dr. Cameron: What are you looking for? Dr. Weber: Do I know you? Dr. Weber: I know...I know you. Dr. Weber: You can't test anything on an abnormal brain. Dr. House: Bad news: Your son has a filthy, unhealthy habit. Good news: He's trying to quit. Bad news: It's killing him. Good news: I can cure him. Bad news: thinks Nope, that's it. Dr. Wilson: How'd you get here? Dr. Cuddy: Teenage supermodel. Presented with double-vision, sudden aggressive behavior, cataplexy— Alex: I was passed out but I wasn't. I, I knew what was going on but I couldn't move or talk. Dr. House: She's a fashion model, on the cover of magazines. They hold her up as a sexual ideal. The law says we can't touch her for three more years. How hypocritical is that? Dr. Foreman: There's no age limit on addiction. George: I haven't slept in weeks, because my teeth hurt. Dentist couldn't find any cavities. And I'm getting these headaches. Dr. Foreman: Why would your mind go to abuse so fast? Dr. House: You've got male pseudo-hermaphroditism. See, we all start out as girls, and then we're differentiated based on our genes. The ovaries develop into testes and drop. But in about one in 150 thousand pregnancies, a fetus with an 'XY' chromosome, a boy, develops into something else, like you; your testes never descended. Because you're immune to testosterone, you're pure estrogen, which is why you had heightened female characteristics—clear skin, great breasts. The ultimate woman is a man. Nature is cruel, huh? Dr. Wilson is examining Dr. House's leg with the MRI Wilson is telling House that his leg pain is a result of Stacy leaving. House smacks Wilson in the shin with his cane. Henry: We just happened to be at the same Italian cheese tasting... thing. Dr. House: We're going to cure her. Dr. House: Norwegian chocolate. Frankly, you buy that stuff, the terrorists win. Henry: about his daughter I had sex with her mom. Dr. Cuddy: Don't you think this is a little manipulative? Dr. House: spots Wilson talking to a nurse Wilson! How long can you go without sex? Henry: I assume you've been in love? Dr. House: When guys have brain/crotch problems, it's usually the result of using one too much and the other too little. Dr. House: So I have to wonder what could be more humiliating than someone calling your girlfriend a cow and not being metaphorical? Dr. Cameron: She's positive for gonorrhea. Dr. Cameron: I thought we were wearing the wrong shoes for cancer. Dr. House: About a comatose woman She's a fridge with a power out. You start poking around inside, the vegetable goes bad. No offense. Dr. House: Key to a long life—exotic women, boring cheese. Wilson is buying a box of chocolates Dr. House: You blow dry your hair? Dr. House: Lungs, skin... skin, lungs... Sklungs? Dr. Wilson: Don't you ever eat anything besides canned soup and peanut butter? Dr. Wilson: Now, why do you have a season pass to The New Yankee Workshop? Woman: Marches up to Dr. Cuddy and annouces, without preface I am not having an affair with my daughter's karate instructor, and I did not give my husband herpes. Dr. House: Where is she? Dr. Cameron: He's gonna need a lung transplant... Dr. House: to Dr. Wilson Why do you wanna sleep on a couch anyway? You got money. At least until the divorce is finalized. Dr. Wilson: Cuddy called. Dr. Cuddy: These are your big ideas? Somebody's lying? Dr. Chase: referring to Melinda Maybe she's allergic to a having a sucky social life. Dr. Chase: No alarm on this window. Dr. Cameron: Test was negative, no semen allergy. Dr. House: Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything. Dr. Cameron: What if her anaphylaxis wasn't anaphylaxis? Toxicity from the anti-rejection meds could cause a seizure, and then heart failure. Dr. Foreman: writing on board Heart failure could be either infection, coronary disease, or rejection. Dr. House: I scammed you into doing the dishes, I made you sit on the steps, I didn't kill your puppy. I did not make you miserable. House has been playing pranks on Wilson throughout the show. Wilson and House are walking down the hallway when House's cane snaps in half and he falls Dr. House: You wake up in the morning, your paint's peeling, your curtains are gone, and your water is boiling, which problem do you deal with first?! Dr. House: Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about. House is searching frantically through Melinda's hair for a tick Dr. House: to Chase, in front of a girl he's talking to Hey! How's that anal fissure? Did it heal yet, or is it still draining? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you'd come back for seconds. I figured after that girl in the stairwell, you'd be done for the night. Dr. House: on phone to Wilson, who is still playing with Cuddy Keep your answers short and discreet. Is Cuddy still playing? Dr. House: on phone Go all in. referring to House's patient from 12 years ago Cameron, Chase, and Foreman enter Dr. Cuddy: finding House sleeping You've seen one patient in the last two hours. Dr. Cameron: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a six-foot long hose shoved into your large intestine? Dr. Cameron: Was this just one of your experiments? You just wanted to see how I'd react to being screwed over by Foreman? Dr. Cameron: If we want this to not get in the way of our friendship, I think we both have to apologize and put it behind us. Dr. Cameron: Depriving her of what little sleep she has, that's torture. Dr. Cameron: If she talks, if she does the decent thing, then you don't get to solve your puzzle, your game's over, and you lose. Patient: I have The Plague? Dr. House: You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. Paraphrase of Thomas Szasz, "If you talk to God, you are praying; If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. If the dead talk to you, you are a spiritualist; If you talk to the dead, you are a schizophrenic." (The Second Sin, Anchor/Doubleday, Garden City, NY. 1973, Page 113) Dr. House: Isn't it interesting... religious behaviour is so close to being crazy that we can't tell them apart. Dr. House: I fear for the human race. A teenager claims to be the voice of God and people with advanced degrees are listening. Dr. Chase: You're gonna talk to a patient? Dr. House: So, you're a faith healer. Or is that a pejorative? Do you prefer something like "divine health management"? Boyd: The nurses talk about you a lot. Boyd: God says you look for excuses to be alone. Boyd: I knew they'd send somebody else. Dr. House: Tie goes to the mortal. Boyd: I have a gift! Boyd: Dad, we have to have faith... Dr. Wilson: House! Why the hell did you let an unstable patient wander the hallways?! Dr. House: You know, I get it if people are just looking for a way to fill the holes. But they want the holes; they want to live in the holes. And they go nuts when someone else pours dirt in their holes. Climb out of your holes, people!! Dr. Chase: to House The honor of working for you is not worth a felony charge. Dr. Wilson: Can this wait five minutes? Dr. House: Gotta go—building full of sick people. If I can hurry, maybe I can avoid them. Dr. House: He is not a saint. He figures out what's going on in people's lives by watching, listening, deducing... Dr. Wilson: And that's why religious belief annoys you. Because if the universe operates by abstract rules you can learn them, you can protect yourself. If a Supreme Being exists he can squash you any time he wants. Doing Introductions after House has revealed Wilson's illicit relationship with a patient Dr. House: He did however get hit with a bullet. Just mentioning. House is trying to MRI a corpse with a bullet in its head. Cuddy walks in (House has just shot a corpse.) Dr. Cameron: The chance of getting infected is next to nothing. Dr. Chase: What are you doing? Dr. Foreman: According to Babyshoes, the cop was laughing before he got shot. Dr. Foreman: What's Dr. Cameron wearing? Dr. Cameron: Referring to Foreman He doesn't like cops. Dr. House: Saying there appears to be clotting is like saying there's a traffic jam up ahead. Is it a ten-car pile up, or just a really slow bus in the center lane? And if it is a bus, is it a thrombotic bus or an embolic bus? ... I think I pushed that metaphor too far. Dr. House: sitting on the chair Why doesn't anyone listen to me anymore? Dr. Foreman:Whoa, whoa. You think I'm sick? Dr. Foreman is having brain surgery while Dr. Chase shows up some geometrical pictures, but it takes some time for the answer about the last image House leads Dr. Foreman's father into Dr. Cuddy's office Dr. Cameron: Foreman is black. Rodney Foreman: My son says you're a manipulative bastard. House makes ghost-like sounds to amuse a child patient House talks to Concerned Mom who thinks that her daughter has epilepsy Dr. Foreman: Foreman wakes up to find House examining him while Cameron and his father watch I'm okay. Cuddy has gone to see Foreman in Isolation House has tried to infect his pet rat with the disease that's killing Foreman, and says he'll do a brain biopsy once Steve starts showing symptoms Dr. Wilson: You mean once he dies. Dr. House: Unless Chase broke his neck falling off his polo pony, he has no reason to be in the E.R. Dr. House: Seizures are cool to watch, but boring to diagnose. Dr. House: to Foreman Glad you're back. Cameron makes lousy coffee. I take mine black, the way I take my brain-damaged neurologists. Dr. House: What are you doing? Dr. House: Tonight. Dr. House: trying to get a rise out of Foreman I'm telling you, I'm going to drop the N-bomb if I have to. Dr. House: Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one. Dr. House: You don't have cancer. Dr. House: Bad news... estrogen is too high. Dr. House: It's great you can look beyond the fact she Cuddy is the devil. Dr. Foreman: I assumed you took the father into consideration. Dr. Wilson: So does this guy have pictures of you being nice to him? Dr. House: Don't try to talk. You have a big medical thing in your mouth. Dr. House: She looks just like you. You have the same fro. Dr. Wilson: Are you trying to end this discussion by grossing me out? I'm an oncologist, most of my patients have their skin sloughing off. Dr. House: How does somebody who believes absolutely anything become a non-fiction writer? Dr. Cameron: I can handle a simple consent form. Crandall: Heard about your leg. Dr. Cuddy: Need you. Now. Dr. Wilson: You didn't run the test? Dr. House: Donor 1284 likes square dancing. No one likes square dancing. Dr. House: (on answering machine) You've reached a number that has been disconnected and is no longer in service. If you feel you've reached this recording in error, go with it. Hang up, on three. One, two...beep Dr. House: She needed to be hurt. I wanted to hurt her. Win-win. Jack Moriarty: Which one of you is Dr. House? Jack Moriarty: (House is on the ground, having just been shot by Moriarty) Shocking, isn't it? Who'd wanna hurt you? Dr. House: I got shot, diagnostically boring. Big fat tongue, on the other hand, endlessly entertaining. Dr. House: He's got a temperature of 103. Dr. House: Yeah. Killer needs his rest. Otherwise he's grumpy all day. (House bangs on Jack's bed with his cane.) Hey! Wake up! Watch me save a life! Dr. House: You shoot the guy who sold her the gun? Jack: You pretend to buck the system, pretend to be a rebel, claim to hate rules. (We see that House is sleeping) But all you do is substitute your own rules for society's. Now it's a nice, simple rule— tell the blunt, honest truth in the starkest, darkest way. And what will be, will be. And what will be, should be. And everyone else... is a coward. But you're wrong. It's not cowardly not to call someone an idiot. People aren't tactful, or polite just because it's nice. They do it... because they've got an ounce of humility. Because they know that they will make mistakes, and they know that their actions have consequences. And they know... that those consequences will be their fault. Why do you want so badly not to be human, House? (Cameron and Foreman enter and see House looking asleep.) Oh, he's awake. Vince: You want to let a robot operate on me? Jack: You've wasted your life. Dr. House: Okay, I'll be you guys: (mocking Dr. Chase) "No way, mate, too much blood to just be a vein!" (mocking Dr. Foreman) "No way, hizzy! If it was an artery, he'd still be bleeding." (mocking Dr. Cameron) "Actually, he'd be dead." (pathetic face) Dr. House: See? I couldn't have done that if I was dead. Dr. House: Where are you going? Dr. Cuddy: There are plenty of reasons to administer... Dr. Wilson: You don't want a healthy leg. Dr. Wilson: No, I mean right now. background music stops Are you hallucinating? Dr. Wilson: So if there's no diagnostic issue why are you taking the case? Dr. House: leaning over the end of the patient's bed Don't worry, I'm not going to burn you again. I'm going to reveals needle STAB YOU! Dr. Cameron: We should give her a local. Dr. Wilson: You really don't give a crap, do you? Dr. Wilson: The reason we crave meaning is because it makes us happy. The first level of happiness... House walks away I'm not going away. Dr. Wilson: The fifth level of happiness involves Creation, changing lives. Caren Krause: Scurvy? Like what sailors get when they don't eat right? Arlene: I'm taking care of him for the same reason you helped us. Dr. House: I don't remember you being this bitchy. Dr. Wilson: Just because he was right, doesn't mean he wasn't wrong. Dr. Cameron: You're lucky he didn't die. House has just run all the way from his home to the hospital Dr. House: Inject him with cortisol. He'll have sex with his wife again! He'll hug his kid again! Hopefully that's the combination he was using... be a shame if I cured a pedophile. Dr. Cuddy: Twenty-four times a year you come storming into my office spouting that you can help someone. Except you never say those words. You say something like, "His pancreas is going to explode because his brain is on fire!" Dr. House: So you're saying Chase did screw up. Video Games: Tales of Eternia: 'Keele, you can’t live without Meredy, can you?' - Chat 'I can't wait until we get home... To stuff myself with your omelettes!' - Reid '"Were you the ones who called me?" "Where is Undine Stream! Before you ask, why don't you try to find it yourself! That's what a map is for." "How do we get to Peruti? Don't tell me! Not THAT thing again!" '"Can't anyone do anything about this guy?" Kingdom Hearts & Kingdom Hearts 2: 'A scattered dream that’s like a far-off memory. ' "I hate you so much..." 'Thinking of you, wherever you are... You said we'd meet again, but when we did, we might not recognize each other... I think I understand. I see myself the way you remember me. And you see yourself the way I remember you. Books: Tithe: 'That's the sort of question I begin to expect from you. One to which there is no good answer.' -Roiben The Wheel of Time: All your dead are belong to us! One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women mean trouble in the house. Three pretty women mean run for the hills. The Wheel grinds exceedingly fine over three thousand years imprisoned. Till shade is gone, till water is gone, It is the enemy you underestimate that kills you. Are you so eager to destroy us? You know the Prophecies! When the Dragon is reborn, your worst nightmares will seem like your fondest memories! But trust is the color of a dark seed growing. The leaf lives its appointed time,and does not struggle against the wind that carries it away. The leaf does no harm, and finally falls to nourish new leaves. So it should be with all men. And women. They killed Mother! I saw them! I might have saved her, if I had a sword. I could have saved her! Graendal killed me. You? No! A quick death is better than what I'll find elsewhere. When a woman says she will obey you, of her own will, it is time to sleep lightly and watch your back. We rode on the winds of the rising storm Yes, Rand al'Thor. I hate you with all of my heart. I do. And I always will. Men always believe they are in control of everything around them. When they find out they are not, they think they have failed, instead of learning a simple truth women already know. Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes. If you try putting a woman on a horse when she does not want to go, she may put a knife in your ribs. Only now change blows on the winds of time. Change. This time there is no drifting back. Three threads woven together share one another's doom. When one is cut, all are. Fate can kill you if it does not do worse. Some commands are too important to be known even by those who carry them out. Let the algai'd'siswai dance. Dead vipers bite no one. Wounds to the pride are remembered long after wounds to the flesh. The Three-fold Land is not soft, Aes Sedai. Soft things die here. I think the woman was born in Far Madding in a thunderstorm. She probably told the thunder to be quiet. It probably did. Forward the White Lion of Andor! Blessed be the name of the Lord Dragon in the Light. I will see Mayene and all its ships burn before one Tairen lord sets foot in my city. I always get what I want in the end. And I think I want ... ornamental ironwork. For the windows of my bedchamber. Mat won't corrupt Beslan. I doubt nine feather dancers with a shipload of brandy could corrupt him. They wouldn't know where to begin. If you must mount the gallows, give a jest to the crowd, a coin to the hangman, and make the drop with a smile on your lips. Lead me to this oosquai of yours, Aviendha. I don’t know about you two, but I intend to get drunk enough to…well…to take off my clothes and dance on the table. And not a hair drunker. You always choose women who cause you trouble, Lews Therin. I swear if one more of you monkeys submits "blood and ashes" as a quote... The lions sing and the hills take flight. The Children have authority wherever the Light is, witch, and where the Light is not, we bring it. Only a fool thinks his enemies stand still when he isn't looking, my Lord Dragon Do you have any idea how long it takes to dig graves for twenty-three oak trees? I guess being ta'veren isn't all cheese and ale. I returned from my ride to find two strange men ransacking our tent. They drew daggers, so naturally, I hit one of them with a chair and stabbed the other. Any day you wake up, maybe you die. Quit submitting "Blood and bloody ashes!" You are no longer beautiful, I fear, sweetling...I think you may even be ugly when you are older. But I always enjoyed your eyes more than your face. And your hands. Stopping a man from what he wants to do is like taking a sweet from a child. Sometimes you have to do it, but sometimes it just isn't worth the trouble. My mother always told me the best way to learn to deal with a man was to learn to ride a mule. She said they have about equal brains most of the time.Sometimes the mule is smarter. I must look like a drowned rat! You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al'Thor. If a woman does need a hero, she needs him today, not tomorrow. If you fell head first into a pigsty, you'd try to convince everybody you did it on purpose. Nynaeve, admitting she had been a fool? She almost looked to see whether the sun has turned green! If I had told Mother I think you are handsome, she certainly would have had you locked in a cell. You will have to help me with my buttons, I cannot take this dress off by myself. Women do not become exhausted, they only exhaust others. I had to kill a couple of Warders. Bad business, that, killing Warders. Don't like it. Sooner or later there's always trouble when there's two humans together. The Red Ajah, those that like hunting for men who mess with the One Power, they wanted to gentle me, once. I told them to their faces they were Black Ajah; served the Dark One, I said, and they didn't like that at all. Run when you have to, fight when you must, rest when you can. I hope you're not Darkfriends. I don't like killing people after I've fed them. You'll use it, boy, and as long as you hate using it, you will use it more wisely than most men would. Wait. If ever you don't hate it any longer, then will be the time to throw it as far as you can and run the other way. I think it was the rooster. Wetlander humor is strange. We'll get you both warm and dry, my Lady, and right into something suitable for meeting mercenaries. Light! The worst sin a general can commit, worse than blundering, worse than losing, worse than anything, is to desert the men who depend on him. Men fight when they should run, and fools fight when they should run. But I had no need to say it twice. I'll not have you bleeding to death on me. That would be just like you, to die and leave me the work of burying you. You have no consideration. I will find the song, or another will find the song, but the song will be sung this year or in a year to come. As it once was, so shall it be agian, world whitout end. You may have any place you wish, so long as it is not larger than mine. Clear the field, smooth it low, I do have a sense of humor. A Myrddraal has less cunning that a woman, and a Trolloc fights with more honor. We all must wake from the dream one day, Perrin Aybara. As well try to understand the sun, Perrin. It simply is, and it is not to be understood. You cannot live without it, but it exacts a price. So with women. When you wish for so long that you could hear something, and then suddenly, without warning, you do, it is like a lightning strike and rain on parched ground. You're stunned but you cannot hear enough. He is born again! I feel him! The Dragon takes his first breath on the slope of Dragonmount! He is coming! He is coming! Light help us! Light help the world! He lies in the snow and cries like the thunder! He burns like the sun! We all seek the coin of knowledge. I suspected it might come to you and me. You are young. Let us see what is required to earn the heron on this side of the ocean. Thus is our treaty written; thus is agreement made. Thought is the arrow of time; memory never fades. What was asked is given; the price is paid. The grave is no bar to my call. La Rueda del Tiempo gira, y las eras llegan y pasan y dejan tras de si recuerdos que se convierten en leyenda. La leyenda se difumina, deviene mito, e incluso el mito se ha olvidado mucho antes de que la era que lo vio nacer retorne de nuevo... Ajan Pyörä pyörii, ja aikakaudet tulevat ja menevät jättäen jälkeensä muistoja, joista legendat syntyvät. Legenda haalistuu myytiksi, ja myyttikin vaipuu unohduksiin, kunnes jälleen koittaa aikakausi, joka sen loi. I en ålder, av somliga kallad Tredje Åldern, en ålder som ännu skulle komma och som länge var förbi, uppstod en vind i Dimbergen. Vinden var inte början. Det finns varken början eller slut när Tidens Hjul vrider sig. Men det var en början. Tidens hjul vrider sig. Åldrar kommer och åldrar går, och de efterlämnar minnen, som blir legender. Legenderna bleknar till myter, och till och med myten är sedan länge glömd när den ålder som var dess upphov återkommer. La Ruota del Tempo gira e le Epoche si susseguono, lasciando ricordi che diventano leggenda; la leggenda sbiadisce nel mito, ma anche il mito é ormai dimenticato, quando ritorna l'Epoca che lo vide nascere. I was never very skilled at Healing, and I follow a different power now. You cannot escape so easily, Dragon. It is not done between us. It will not be done until the end of time. The dead belong to me! You can have her back, Kinslayer. The Great Lord of the Dark can make her live again, if you will serve him. If you will serve me. I have seen a strong man break when I sent for a basket of figs and some mice. "No it is not out yet" I think poor Jaichim has finally had enough brandy. We are alike in many ways, you and I. There is a darkness in us. Darkness, pain, death. They radiate from us. If ever you love a woman, Rand, leave her and let her find another. It will be the best gift you can give her. An Aes Sedai, if she really was one, and a Cairhienin? There could be no worse combination. In war, you say a prayer for your dead and ride on, because there is always another fight over the next horizon. All men dream. But I know dreams for dreams. This is reality. The fact that the price must be paid is proof that it is worth paying. My humility is honed to razor sharpness. You never let it grow too dull. He had to get that odd little woman out of his head, although she seemed to have lodged herself inside his skull, somehow. The rose petal floats on water, It was a good day to die Never watch a death you don't have to. He was better. But he thought I was finished, with only one arm. He never understood. You surrender after you’re dead. Death comes sooner or later to everyone unless they serve the Dark One, and only fools are willing to pay that price. You can never know everything, and part of what you know is always wrong. Perhaps even the most important part. A portion of wisdom lies in knowing that. A portion of courage lies in going on anyways. I will hate the man you choose because he is not me, and love him if he makes you smile. I will make you a gift and you will take it if I have to chain it around your neck. You have made a place in my heart where I thought there was no room for anything else. You have made flowers grow where I cultivated dust and stones. Remember this, on this journey you insist on making. If you die, I will not survive you long. A wolfhound must be a wolfhound in the wolf's eyes even more than in his own, if he is to survive. Whatever you can do, Lews Therin, I can do. And better. I can show a tender, woman's heart when I choose. If you are not mine, then you are dead. You are sealed to us now. The Wheel of Time and the wheel of a man's life turn alike without pity or mercy. Oh, Light, why do I have a madman in my head? Why? Why? Where are all the dead? Why will they not be silent? Take what you have. Rejoice in what you can save, and do not mourn your losses too long. Are you real? Am I? What you have is not what you want; what you want is what you cannot have If it hurts too much, make it hurt someone else instead. I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad. The dead watch. The dead never close their eyes. Watching. Watching. I see you. Who sees me? We all make our limits, and we set them further out than we have any right. A woman who knows the danger and isn’t afraid is a treasure only a madman would spurn. Most women will shrug off what a man would kill you for, and kill you for what a man would shrug off. To destroy, or be destroyed. When that's your choice, is there a difference? The only way to live is to die. What I love, I destroy. What I destroy, I love. I am not dead! I deserve death, but I am alive! Alive! Alive! How many have died for my pride? How many have died for my mistakes? You never escape the traps you spin yourself. Only a greater power can break a power, and then you're trapped again. Trapped forever so you cannot die. Dead men should be quiet in their graves, but they never are. Death rides on my shoulder, death walks in my footsteps; I am death... I killed the whole world, and you can too, if you try hard. Only a fool thinks a lion or a woman can truly be tamed. Madness waits for some. It creeps up on others. A man who trusts everyone is a fool, and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough. Eagles and women can only be kept safe in cages. Nothing ever goes as you expect. Expect nothing, and you will not be surprised. Expect nothing. Hope for nothing. Nothing. Do you have the Horn of Valere hidden in your pocket this time? Trust is death! They will pay. I am Lord of the Morning. It isn't the stone you see that trips you on your nose. You can sooner weave pig bristles into silk than make a man anything but a man. Kittens tangle your yarn, men tangle your wits, and it's as easy as breathing for both. At my age, if I make it up, it is still an old saying. It is one of the things men are for, taking the blame. They usually deserve it even if you don't know how. An open chest hides nothing, and an open door hides little. But an open man is surely hiding something. A secret spoken finds wings. Tears are for after; they just waste time before. Now I'm a flaming fly-whisk? I have not had anyone to talk to in days, except good Master Gill, and he is busy most of the time. The cook seems to run him unmercifully. Perhaps she really owns the inn? Never anger an Aes Sedai. Better to embrace the sun than to anger an Aes Sedai. None will pass while I live, Perrin. Not Myrddraal or the Dark One himself Stay and get married or travel the Ways. Life is very unsettling with ta'veren for friends. He's human, so it could mean anything. It is every man's right, Rand, to choose when to Sheathe the Sword. Even one like me. One man holding fifty at a narrow passage. Not a bad way to die. Songs have been made about less. There's work waiting for me. Don't you worry, lad. The wisdom will take good care of him, and the Light will take care of us all. And if the Light doesn't, well, we'll just take care of ourselves. Remember, we're Two Rivers folk. She is my wife. Your bloody Daughter of the Nine Moons is my wife! The bloody Power, and no bloody choice. What's life like if you don't take a chance now and then? Dance with her, and she will forgive much; dance well, and she will forgive anything. I'm a gambler, a farmboy, and I'm here to take command of your bloody army. Halt here! Now! By the order of the Lord Dragon! Else he channel your head into your belly and feed you your own feet for breakfast! Carai an Ellisande! Al Ellisande! Mordero daghain pas duente cuebiyar! Al Ellisande! It's good to be lucky. I'm no lord. I've more respect for myself than that. There are only two times a woman admits she is wrong: when she wants something and when it snows at midsummer. I have no intention of marrying. And I have no intention of dying, either, whether I am supposed to live again or not... Nothing like a little dance with Trollocs to ready you for sleep. Right, Aviendha? A beautiful battle is one you don't have to fight. Dance well with a woman and she's halfway yours. Blood and bloody ashes! Taking responsibility takes all the joy out of life, and drains a man to dust. Had Nynaeve and Elayne been cavorting with Jaichim Carridin and Elaida in the fountain beneath that statue of some long dead queen two spans or more tall and pointing to the sea, he would have passed it without a second look. Thom, if I ever look like acting the hero again, you kick me. I do read sometimes. I came to bloody rescue you. Burn me if I expected to be treated as if I'd come to steal a pie. I seem to have luck with dice. I may be a fool, but I intend to be a live fool. I may be a fool, but I intend to be a live fool. Never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars. Fool women! Now I have to keep their bacon from burning instead of looking after my own! I came to bloody rescue you. Burn me if I expected to be greeted as if I had come to steal a pie. No wine for me. Strange enough things happen when my head is clear. I want to know the difference. Bad habits pay off in the long run. I wonder if she would like to dance. He knew what it took to get into the histories. A man could get killed doing that sort of thing. I am going to start having 'I am not a bloody lord' embroidered on my coat. Does 'Daughter of the Nine Moons' mean anything to you? Remember, you can find a way out of any difficulty if you keep your eyes and wits sharp, but if you don’t, you’ll trip over your own feet. We are going to tickle some Aes Sedai under the chin, rescue a mule, and put a snip-nosed girl on the Lion Throne. Oh, yes. That's Aviendha. Don't look at her cross-wise or she'll try to cut your throat and probably slit her own by mistake. Luck is a horse to ride like any other. Almost dead yesterday, maybe dead tomorrow, but alive, gloriously alive, today. I'll bet there's treasure inside. If the world is ending, a woman will take time to tell a man something he's done wrong. Before I knew what was happening, I had a fistful of spears around my neck like a collar. I could have shaved myself with one sneeze. All he wanted from life was some good wine, a game of dice, and a pretty girl or three. A thousand years of sheep! And if she tries Mistress Snoot with me too often, I'll bloody well kick her! Dovie'andi se tovya sagain. Only a fool married, and only a madman would marry Nynaeve. Both of them? Light! Two! Oh, burn me! He's the luckiest man in the world or the biggest fool since creation! Well, I'll not be the one to pull his bacon off the coals. He's the one who can channel. If he's put his head in a hornet's nest, he can bloody channel his way out of it. That woman has more hands than any six women I ever met. Are you deaf as well as blind, woman? I'm not a carpet to walk over and I distinctly heard myself speak. If I pinch your bottom, you can slap my face, but until I do, I expect a civil word for a civil word! When the poor blind fool they've chosen out for their Amyrlin gets here, I will do the talking. She can't be very bright, or they'd never have been able to shove her into the job. No offense, Rand, but I think I will just sleep as far away from you as I can, if you don't mind. I don't care who Nynaeve thumps so long as it is not me. Asha'man, kill! Kneel and swear to the Lord Dragon, or you will be knelt. Victors write history. Schemes within schemes. The Great Serpent is a good sign for you Aes Sedai, I think. Someday you may swallow yourselves by accident. Some oaths are more important than others. What is a nine horse hitch, anyway? Men! Too blind to see what a stone could see, and too stubborn to be trusted to think for themselves. Better ten days of love, than years of regretting. Fall in love with a man, and you end up doing laundry, even if it does belong to another man. I want to get drunk as a drowned mouse, and fast! The Pattern has a great deal to answer for. I don't think any man is worth this. Ha! That face would make a goat faint! Just because fate has chosen something for you instead of you choosing it for yourself doesn't mean that it has to be bad. Even if it's something you are sure you would never have chosen in a hundred years. If you meet a woman - the most beautiful woman you've ever seen - run! Go juggle something. A man is a maze of brambles in darkness, and even he does not know the way. My way is best. Softly, softly, in the shadows. The old blood is strong in Emond's Field, and the old blood sings. Weep for Manetheren. Weep for what is lost forever. I shall have to see. I do not know how well I could compete against a gleeman. You were right about Bela, Rand. She has a good heart, and as much stubbornness as the rest of you Two Rivers Folk. Strange as it seems, she may be the least weary of all. Rand al'Thor...is a mule-headed, stonewilled, fool of a...a...a man! The fourth night. . .He could not understand how she managed to make ants crawl into his smallclothes, or to make them all bite at once. Tonight you will eat fish. Tomorrow, you may die. What is already woven cannot be undone. It will not make the trees grow again for you to bring the building down on our heads. You are all dead! All dead! It's time to toss the dice. Narg no hurt. They also kept giving him gifts of garlic for some reason, which he ate with great pleasure. As my Lord says, my Lord's leg is not a side of beef. Thank you, my Lord, for instructing me. Only a fool obeys another's command to push him over a cliff. I will NOT apologize. Who wants a man she can make jump through hoops whenever she likes? Only a ninny thinks she can threaten people, Elayne, and still get anywhere. Whatever in the world made you think of trying to bully them? I do not have to make sense. sniff A storm is coming. I think we've just found the Ancient Muckety-muck Sisterhood of Wise Women. That woman could try a stone's patience. If you get yourself killed I will skin you alive. I can't abide women who poke their noses into other people's business. I have a reading lesson with the Lady Riselle. She lets me rest my head on her bosom while she reads to me. Soon comes the day all shall be free. Maybe they're letting him sleep on silk, but a prisoner is still a prisoner. A Warder once told me Trollocs call the Aiel Waste 'the Dying Ground.' I mean to make them give that name to the Two Rivers. Nobody tells us how to be men. We just are. It's all sort of complicated, but it just happened. Nothing to do with ta'veren. Burn me! I'm a bloody blacksmith. All we met were Tinkers and some Whitecloaks. On the whole, singing with the Tinkers was more fun than the Whitecloaks. Hope is like a piece of string when you're drowning. It just isn't enough to get you out by itself. I'll bet you get to run away a lot. Out! Out, woman! Out, now! Or I will throw you out, and I will throw you so far you bounce twice! Rand is the one who's supposed to go mad, and here I am, talking to an axe! There is a wickedness loose in the world, I fear, and whatever you pretend, you are not so wicked that it will not gobble you up. You'd be surprised what my Asha'man would dare. I make no nooses for my neck. That is always important, Mat, who stays alive. It's like dice. You can't win if you can't play, and you can't play if you're dead. Only a battle lost is sadder than a battle won. If I could find a way to escape my destiny, do I deserve to? If you're going to fight a battle, who better to pay the butcher's bill than men who want you dead? If a sword had memory, it might be grateful to the forge fire, but never fond of it. I will ask one more time. What do you want? Answer, or leave. By the door or a window; your choice If I will die at Tarmon Gai'don, I will die as myself. Only an Aiel would wish you good night by saying they hope you don't die in your sleep. I can rest when I'm dead. I was thinking. Sometimes I think too much. I have heard it said that you should believe nothing you hear, and only half of what you see. What kind of need would be great enough that we'd want the Dragon to save us from it? As well ask for help from the Dark One. Loial, didn't you say there was no wind in the Ways? I trust you like a brother. Until the day you betray me. Trust was a knife, and the hilt was as sharp as the blade. I'm not Aiel, Lord Barthanes, and I'm not of the royal line, either. Come against me, if you dare! I am the storm! Come if you dare, Shai'tan! I am the Dragon Reborn! Perrin had such a serene marriage, with a smiling, gentle wife All women are Aes Sedai. The light shine on you, Lord Ingtar of House Shinowa, and may you shelter in the palm of the Creator's hand. The last embrace of the Mother welcome you home. Maybe having the Wisdom show up is no great affair to you, but I'd as soon have the Whitecloaks here, myself. Tell him, no truce with the Forsaken. No truce with the Shadow. Play 'March of Death'. Play it, unless you know a sadder song. Play something to make your soul weep. If you have one still. I will never serve you, Father of Lies. In a thousand lives, I never have. I know that. I'm sure of it. Come. It is time to die. My Lady... why would I summon you at this time of night? I'm the one who's supposed to go mad, Aes Sedai, but you already are. Whatever can be done, can be undone. The Wisdom in my village could cure anything. She knows more about herbs than anybody I've ever met. I learned a little from her, which are safe, which not. Sleep, Fedwin. I told you to make weapons, Taim. Show me just how deadly they are. Disperse the Shaido. Break them. For the young, death is an enemy they wish to try their strength against. For those of us a little older, she is an old friend, an old lover, but one we are not eager to meet again soon. Read and find out. I like reading erotica, sometimes. I created these characters, and I am an Old Testament God with my fist in the middle of their lives. To stand against the Shadow so long as iron is hard and stone abides. To defend the Malkieri while one drop of blood remains. To avenge what cannot be defended. My heart rises with the sun. An arrow may not be a shocklance, yet it can still kill you. Your carneira wears part of your soul as a ribbon in her hair forever. Killing is as easy as dying, any fool can do either. A ship is alive... treat him well and care for him properly and he will fight for you against the worst sea. An Aes Sedai never lies, but the truth she speaks may not be the truth you think you hear. Lean back on your knife and let your tongue go free. The more women there are about, the softer a wise man steps. The dancing is sweeter on the edge of a sword. Take what you want, and pay for it. Trust no one but your self, and yourself not too much. Be aware of everything, even when asleep. Only the dead can afford oblivion. Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain. The best secret to reveal is the face behind a lady's veil, the most deadly is that of an Illuminator's spark. The Wheel of Time turns around Tar Valon, and Tar Valon turns around the Tower. There is a difference between being proud of a grand fireplace in your hall and walking into the flames. A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat, but nothing for nothing. Whoever holds the Stone of Tear is Lord of Tear, city and nation. The look of the Eyeless is fear. Do not trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. The louder a man tells you he's honest, the harder you must hold on to your purse. Whether the bear beats the wolf or the wolf beats the bear, the rabbit always loses. The Creator made women to please the eye and trouble the mind. A woman's eyes cut deeper than a knife. Men believe the worst easily, and women believe it hides something still darker. Well, we'll survive, the Light willing, and if the Light doesn't will, we'll still survive. Time to dance with Jak o' the Shadows. On the heights, the paths are paved with daggers. Fear will keep you cautious; caution will keep you alive. The way back will come but once. Be steadfast. Peace favor your sword. A Darkfriend wouldn't care if my brother died in a cage. The Oaths hold us together, a stated set of beliefs that bind us all, a single thread running through every sister, living or dead, back to the first to lay her hands on the Oath Rod. They are what make us Aes Sedai, not saidar. When there are fish heads and blood in the water, you don't need to see the silverpike to know they are there. Trust is as slippery as a basket of eels, sometimes. The weak must be bold cautiously. The Law of Unintended Consequences, stronger than any written Law. 'Whether or not what you do has the effect you want, it will have three at least you never expected, and one of those usually unpleasant. A man is the easiest animal to put on a leash, and the hardest to keep leashed. The stone easiest carved is easiest crumbled. It is the stone hardest to shape that lasts the longest, especially in the streams of the world. She was not a pretty little porcelain doll; she was a beautiful little porcelain doll. On the outside, anyway. Inside, where it counted, was another matter. What happened with the pond? Surely the water is the point of the story. We'll toss the dice however they fall, In my day, girls jumped when a Wise One said jump, and continued jumping until they were told to stop. As I am still alive, it is still my day. Need I make myself clearer? We are always more afraid than we wish to be, but we can always be braver than we expect. When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved. Teach him how you will, a pig will never play the flute. I'm only an old gleeman. Who could I possibly be dangerous to? A woman will kill you for half the reason of a man, but cry twice as hard afterward. Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy, or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three. I may be an old fool, but I will be an old fool in my own way. In wars, boy, fools kill other fool for foolish causes. A fine woman, if she were not Aes Sedai. Meddle with that sort, and you get more than your fingers burned. I saw Elaida in the street the other day. If she knew I was here, she would peel my hide off in strips, and then she would stop being pleasant. And I make a point of never knowing anything about Aes Sedai. Much safer that way. Horrible woman, if we had turned her loose on the Trollocs, she'd have had them all sweeping and mopping. You wait here - and try not to eat the table. Obviously, Selucia miscounted with the ants. Bloody Matrim Cauthon is my husband. That is the wording you used, is it not? Leafblighter means to blind the Eye of the World, Lost One. He means to slay the Great Serpent. Warn the People, Lost One. Sightburner comes. Tell them to stand ready for He Who Comes With the Dawn. Tell them... A woman's flaming rights are whatever she flaming says they are. That's what women in Shienar say, anyway. Oh, I do remember you. The one with the fla- the mouth. Ragan thought you could skin and butcher a blo- bull at ten paces with your tongue. Chaena and Nangu thought fifty. Bring your lightnings, Aes Sedai. I will dance with them. I do eat. It's just that everything tastes like ashes. The Mistress of Novices thought I was too hard on my students. Her name was Sereille Bagand. Always plan for the worst, that way all your surprises will be pleasant ones. A man who trades with a Domani needs three sets of wits. We come, brother. We hunt. Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse: “Can you hear me?” “I think… and if you ever repeat what I’m saying, I will cheerfully beat you to death.” “Bella?” “I hear voices in my head and you think you’re a freak?” “I was trying to remember how to incapacitate someone. You know, self-defense? I was going to smash his nose into his brain” “Are you referring to the fact that you can’t walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over? “Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving?” ‘He stared at me as if I was missing something obvious.’ “Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear.” “This truck’s old enough to be your car’s grandfather, have some respect.” “Forks seemed perfect so we all enrolled in high school. I suppose we’ll have to go to their wedding in a few years… again.” “It’s too green.” “Just give me a minute to restart my heart.” “Yeah, it’s an off day when I don’t get somebody to tell me how edible I smell.” “Only a teenage boy would agree to this: deceiving both our parents while repairing dangerous vehicles using money meant for my college education.” “Here’s to responsibility. Twice a week.” “Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you taste good.” “I told him you were going to corrupt my youthful innocence.” “You are so bizarre, even for a human.” “How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?” “Sheesh, Alice, could you pick a more conspicuous car to steal?” “In summary, she did jump off a cliff, but she wasn’t trying to kill herself.” “That doesn’t count until she’s conscious, Rose.” “I’m dead right? I did drown. Crap, crap, crap! This is gonna kill Charlie.” “How strange, I really went to Italy. Did you know I’ve never been farther east than Albaquerque?” “You should know I’m breaking the rules right now. Well, not technically, since he said I was never to walk through his door again, and I came in through the window… But still, the intent was clear.” “You jumped off a cliff for fun.” “Excellent plan, my brother.” “I’m only eighteen.” “So eager for eternal damnation.” “Aw, Jake! I’m already grounded! Why do you think I haven’t been down to La Push to kickyour butt for not answering my phone calls?” “Did I miss something? Since when do you make dinner anyway? Or try to make dinner, I should say,” “You and Billy gossip like old women.” “Your bad luck seems to get more potent everyday. Do you realize that your insatiable pull for all things deadly was strong enough to recover a mutant pack of canines from extinction? If we could bottle your luck, we’d have a weapon of mass destruction in our hands.” “Speaking of Italy and sports cars I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche.” “Oh, please please no! Please tell me you’re not trying to have a sex talk with me, Charlie!” “Can’t you have a life when he’s gone? Or does he lock you in a coffin.” “I didn’t fight with Jacob. Much. Why?” “So that’s why Sam is all black. Black heart, black fur.” “But Alice made me optimistic. So we went to find them.” “Emmett and I were away hunting. Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak, who greets them all by name, know everything about them, and want to know which room she could move into. When I got home, all my things were in the garage.” “How strong will I be?” “Ow! OW!” “Will you come over and get me please?” “Dad, don’t you have a baseball bat lying around somewhere in your room? I want to borrow it for a minute.” “Fall down again, Bella?” “Tease you?” .hack//Another Birth "You pighead! Your stubborness makes me wanna bust open your head just to see f there're any brains in there!" - BR "... Even a pighead like you can't be completely ignorant of what's going on around here... can you?" - Helba You! Come with me -BlackRose So what am I going to do if even you start... doubting yourself? -BlackRose ... I'm in eighth grade - Kite It was nice and all that he was telling me things about himself, but... middle school? That meant he was a kid the age of Fumikazu! And if Kite was in middle scool, then so was his friend Orca. And if he was that age, then did that mean his partner Balmung was, too? -BlackRose Mistral, where are you when I need you? -BlackRose I'm -BlackRose is- surrounded by middle schoolers! -BlackRose We'll leave it to my reliable subordinates. -Lios Animé: Naruto: "If he rips my arms off, I’ll kick him to death. If he rips my legs off, I’ll bite him to death. If he rips my head off, I’ll stare him to death. And if he gouges my eyes, I’ll curse him from beyond the grave! Even if I get ripped apart, I’m taking Sasuke back from Orochimaru!" 'If something else happens, I'll come and save you. So just let me know. It will be easier that way.' - Temari 'Lee: That can't be! Tenten's attack missed? When I look at you, I get an intense feeling in my heart... Because you're not perfect... Because you fail... you have the strength to get back up... Because I believe that's where true strength is... I...I think you are an incredibly strong person, Naruto-kun. –Hinata She's as subtle as a rhino. She might even be scarier than my mom. –Shikamaru Sakura... thank you. –Sasuke Naruto: There are no bad people among ramen lovers! Don't let his boyish good looks fool you... I've met insects with more social grace than him. –Sakura Even if it's been a while, you should at least remember the faces of your friends. The reason being that if you don't... it's painful to the person who called you out. –Shino Gai is running off while giving an exhausted Kakashi a piggy-back ride He recovers so fast, it's kind of annoying. –Neji Tobi: What's to decide? You'd just blow me up! Naruto(Talking about Hinata): I never knew Hinata was this incredible... From the 3rd Databook: Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha Sai, Shikamaru Nara, Chouji Akimichi, Shino Aburame Tenten, Akamaru, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuuga Pain, Hidan, Konan, Zetsu About the characters Q. Do members of Akatsuki pairs sleep somewhere at night? Q. Now that Gaara doesn't have the Ichibi anymore he's unable to use the sand, right? Q. If a Hyuuga and an Uchiha had a child together, what eyes would s/he get? Q. If I drank Suigetsu would I get diarrhea? Q. Why is Naruto able to summon Gamakichi if he signed the contract with Gamabunta? Q. What is Naruto's "new erotic ninjutsu"...? Fate/Stay Night: 'I'm sorry, but if you're wearing a skirt... then jump down the stairs... That'll happen.' - Shirou Emiya 'I feel that there is an unexplainable reason for me to be angry.' -Saber Hakushaku to Yousei: "You shouldn't throw a helpless sheep like her into the den of a drunk and unrestrained wolf." MeruPuri: Aram: Airi, about your fated person? Aram... You are a prince and I am just a commoner. But there's one thing I know about royalty. It's tax duty. You 'royalty' all suck tax money from common people, right? You take from us all that stupid high taxes, am I right? If it's the case, the prince is a schemer!! Taking 20 percent from our salary!! Airi: The time to say goodbye is always sad and heartbreaking. But we're together, right? Airi: Why did you choose me? Maruru: Do you think he's inside a drawer of the desk? I don't think so! Aram: But Airi... Don't take his proposal, his affection is hazardous! Jeile... You've talked about the past, I also have somethng to say...! I still remember the memories clearly even now!! Everyday everyday everyday everyday he dandled me from morning until nightfall without any discretion! The truth is he DID rub my cheek 1000 times a day until it got swollen. I didn't have enough sleep because I was dead tired! The finishing blow was when I entered apprenticeship, he forced me to take that haunted stuffed doll!! The only place I can get any rest is with Father's beard... his affection is so violent, it's scary... Airi: So this is where we separate... Lonely isn't it? Aram: Because I love you, I allowed it. A humiliation like this of today for the first time. Airi: Aram has got good qualities too, right? You're a prince, you can use magic, and you are also cute. Airi: I can make a choice of cafe au lait that would suit Aram's taste. You like sweet things, right? Airi: Right now, I want to kick him with my technique: "The kick of the story of the Marriage in the Big Prairie 2!!" Aram (sparkling): Am I handsome? Not cute, but handsome? Is handsome better? Aram: Guard! Did you see a girl come this way?! She must still be inside the castle. A selfish commoner, a girl much older than I and surprisingly strong. She likes to talk. Likes 'dramas', and has unexpectedly large breasts. Aram: There's no meaning to a door if it can't be opened. Aram: ...Airi, do you love me? Airi: Right... now...? Aram: I am Astelle A Diamonia Eucalystia Aram, the name bearer of the country-- Do not underestimate me! Airi: UWAAH!! That! You're looking down on me! That's the impression I'm getting! Talking like that and that fake kiss! I was saved by that kind of person!! No-!! IT'S LIKE I'VE THROWN AWAY HUMAN DIGNITY, YOU KNOW! (Sobs) Where'd the bratty but cute Aram go...? A while ago, he somehow changed places with this snob... Airi: Okay! What's Aram's favorite? Aram: It was an excuse. However, it was real. If I didn't like you I wouldn't do this! Airi! Airi: Stop it... or I'll kick you! Airi: How... do I go trough the mirror... Chrisnelle: I am-- Atelle A Daimonia Ratoleia Chrisnell. I met my soulmate in that 'other world'... That's why I threw away my engagement and the Crown to go to his world. I feel that I'll definitely be alright-- Ah- I feel better now. Airi: The symbol on your chest is embarrassing. Cover it up. Aram: Airi! We're classmates from now on! As of today, I too have to do homework. Aram: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO ANYTHING SINISTER, REI! Airi: WHat is that guy doing... Nakaouji: Is there anyine whi needs to ask a question? Aram: What are you to Airi? (First question on his mind.) Aram: I don't feel very good. All this swaying is... Raz: So, you two live together? Aram: Don't go. Who told you you could leave? Airi: You, Aram, are my place to come home to... Just seeing your face makes me happy. Aram: You, I can see it in your eyes; do you love me? If it's the case, if I make you my 'second wife' it would please you but, it is not possible... I have decided to take only one wife my entire life... Airi: Let go of me! I'm... I'm not Jeile's woman! Aram: what are you doing?! You said you loved me and yet you refused my offer and now you went to Jeile for protection! Airi: It's still... here... If the seal disappeared I thought to myself 'what should I do?' Did you know that? I'll kiss you over your heart... Aram: Let me see your chest. Aram: Why do you have the same mark as mine which proclaim the vows of marriage Airi: You're such an idiot, Aram! When I've finally realized my own feelings... Aram: I don't care about other people... because... I chose you, after all... Raz: He doesn't remember. That's the situation, isn't it? No memories, remember? Aram: I know I have lost something but how important was it? How much I have been hurting you? Aram: Show me... Show me what I've forgotten...Show me what was so important... that it tore my heart in two?! (Not sure if this was canon, but it is touching and cute and totally deserves to be here.) Aram: I'm sorry. I said I would protect you. Aram: If only I had realized that there was something strange about this over-familiar girl... I had absolutely no memories. However, it hurt whenever I saw you. But... it was more painful to be apart from you. Airi... you can hit the idiot. Jeile: Hurry! MOVE your hips! Smiling will improve the results! Airi: Ah... I forgot the weird spell I just learned again... 'Pe don pa ra ri ra he re he'... Rei: Hehe... I replaced you today, and in Health class we were watching a sex ed video. Later it was too exciting, writing about my emotions was very tiring. (Airi looks horrified) Airi: My home is... Aram... isn't it? Aram: You don't know anyone here. Random girl: I summoned the ceiling frogs. If you don't listen, they'll fall. Aram: I can't stand not having Airi at my side! Jeile (panicking, running away from Rei's sister): Don't come over here! I don't want to see your face! Aram: Hey! The ground is so flat, yet you still fall! King: I can forgive you for exceeding your authority... but bringing someone here that you have not formally introduced causes me great displeasure. Aram: She and I... cannot separate! We have already made the solemn promise that not even the King can break, (opens shirt), the mark on our hearts is a promise of marriage with our lives. Queen: That reminds me, Airi-chan... Is it true...? Is it true you made my beloved boy clean your bathroom? Airi: If Aram grows up twisted, I'm going to blame you, Rei! Aram: Mother, Father just told me-!! Please don't teach Airi ettiquette yourself! That's too cruel!! Do you want to destroy her this time? Especially since she made it through your test? Aram: I don't care if you are my mother... ...If you hurt Airi, I'll never forgive you. Nei: He loathes this visage that I share with my brother... I should wear a mask. Jeilie: Um... What's with the mask? One upon a time, a maiden met a prince...They fell in love... And the two live happily ever after... Even now. Avatar: The Last Airbender: I know it's not an anime. I'm not quite so clueless as to that, thanks.) 'Who knew floating on a piece of driftwood for three weeks with no food or water and sea vultures waiting to pluck out your liver could make you so tense! ' -Iroh 'Look, I hate to be the wet blanket here, but since Katara is busy, I guess it's up to me. We need to get to Omashu. No side tracks, no worms and DEFINITELY no rainbows. ' 'Zuko: If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed. 'Katara: Sokka! 'Please tell me that your here to kill me!' -Mai 'That's why we call it justice, because it's just us.' 'Aang: I said I would face justice, so I will. (spins Wheel of Punishment) 'Mayor Tong: (cowers) You! Avatar! Do something! 'The Boulder: The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl. "The fluffy bunny cloud symbolizes death and destruction" DNAngel: 'If you love somebody, set them... traps.' - Emiko Niwa AAAAHHHH! I have to do something! Right now! Hang on, baby! Mommy's coming to save you! – Emiko Niwa His stupidity is up 50 from normal levels. Dark: Daisuke. Stop acting like an old married couple! This wholesomeness is... unwholesome! How can you act so calm! If this is all that happens on your date, that's pathetic! Dark: Why aren't you getting more excited! Come on, I want you to change into me! Wha? Bu? Dar? What language is that?-Riku He wouldn't notice if I got a crew cut, shaved my head bald, or grew an afro! –Riku Chrno Crusade: DON'T MESS WITH OUR HEARTS! -Chrno Rosette! Did you forget me? You forgot me, didn't you! Rosette! –Chrno -Rosette and Satella enter a shop- Sister Anna, Sister Mary, Sister Claireall Girls in Unison Hi, Chrono! Vampire Knight Listen up, brats! Get the hell back to your dorms! Why do I have to deal with you running around screaming "Kya!!Kya!!" every damn day?! Why?! -Zero Don't eat my hair! I'll become bald! "Well, uhm, would you like to play in the sandbo- ...er, I mean, want to participate on our group research on sand resistance?" -Akatsuki ROD the TV: 'You can't beat me... OR him either! He's the stubbornest out of all of us... he won't let some senile old fart take over him!' -Anita Ranma ½: 'It's time for me to tell you the truth. I gave birth to you by myself.' - Mr. Saotome's sign 'To fool your enemies you must begin with your allies' - Old man 'Nothing like drinking bucket water...' - Ranma Yu Yu Hakusho: 'Let’s use the Reigeki Ring and lay waste to the surrounding areas.' – Botan Yusuke: Plus, if you were a real messenger of death, you'd take this more seriously. Like how grim can you be when you say 'bingo?' You're supposed to wear a big black robe and look like a skeleton! Botan: Now I understand what kind of person you are; it's in my guidebook! Rather than be scared or surprised, you yell a lot and tell me I don't know what I'm talking about. Yakitate! Japan 'If you want to stand as a man then use this afro.' 'Throw away your common sense, get an afro' - Nun 'I feel a dark, evil, inhuman energy coming from that woman' 'It says no smoking. I think it’s written in eight different languages…' 'I have decided to act as a proxy for her inner voice.' -Manager 'It's my policy to never judge preferentially nor speak politely!' - Ryo Kuroyanagi 'It takes all kinds to make a world.' - Kawachi and Manager 'I thought a handshake was a universal custom' - Kai Suwabara 'Don't worry, I have no interest in a baldy, a baldy's bread or a baldy's match.' - Monica 'What a messed up compliment...' - Kawachi Kyousuke 'Can I also use my own personal Ooma City garbage bag?' - Azuma Kazuma 'I won't use the crappy bread like that... I take this bread... do this... And then it goes into the garbage bag for burnable trash!' - Azuma Kazuma 'This is the biggest problem of all... It's really really bloody hard to eat.' - Kanmuri Shigeru 'Please ignore that weird creature...' - Kanmuri Shigeru Immortal Rain: "Here's to the super body!" "... I wish to keep my super body." Rain Yu-Gi-Oh GX: ' Lousy Dr. Crowler, who said that battle request forms had to be filled out in triplicate? ... And with a number 8 pencil...' - Jaden Yuki 'Come over here now, or I'll tell the whole deck!' '"Mr. Crowler..." 'Jaden's a friend. Who happens to be a boy. That doesn't make him my boyfriend.' - Alexis Full Metal Panic: '"Where did you put all of that!"' -leader of thugs after Sousuke 'disarmed'... various pistols and magazines, grenades, and even a rocket launcher... 'It is best to come to a peaceful resolution to everything.' -Sousuke after he shot AROUND said thugs and later on when he tricked the leader. Kyou Kara Maou: ''You are so heartless, and sooo dead!' -Yuri, being suffocated by girls "Those who interfere with other people's love affairs will be kicked to death by a horse." -Cheri "And speaking of horses, I think I faintly hear the neighing of a horsse." - Gwendel Law of Ueki: 'Well, you got fooled by a fool ya foolish fool! Sucks to be you!' -Ueki Animax dub Gundam SEED: 'Kill because someone was killed... be killed because he killed. Will peace ever come from that?' Detective Conan: Random guy: What's she to you? (About Kazuha) 'The way a murder is commited is just a riddle written by mankind! As long as mankind ponders over it, the answer will be found. But it is sad that no matter how hard I try, I cannot figure out the reason a person can murder another. No, I an understand it, but I can't relate to it or agree to it. I can't... allow...' -Shinichi Pokémon: '"Sometimes, you're as immature as Gary." '"YOU CREEP! IF YOU WANT MISTY, YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST!" '"Please don't stare at me like that! I'm a very shy little girl!"' - "Ashley" '"Well, Ash Ketchum... I guess I finally know how you feel about me." ' Misty '"Ash will never really be alone cause he's got... me."' – Tell me WHY... Please! Misty... "When you have lemons, you make lemonade; and when you have rice, you make rice balls." - Brock '"This Nurse Joy is different! Her bangs are a millimeter longer!"' Brock 'Isn't that sweet? You even remember my name after all this time. Hi, May' - Drew 'This, for me? Thanks, Drew!' - May '"Let me guess... This is for Beautifly right?" '"May's expedition into the mysterious woods begins..." 'Misty: If you can name every type of evolution stone, I'll buy dinner! 'Misty: The Nidoran traners are not mature enough to admit it, but they really like each other! 'Ash: Wow, imagine - Brock married? 'Ash: (trying to explain to Misty why he noticed her sisters instead of her) I didn't see you for a while, so I thought you didn't like me anymore. I was stunned just now! When I saw how beautiful you've become, I was speechless! 'Ash: Team Rocket, Prepare for Trouble! On second thought, make it Double! Fullmetal Alchemist: 'There is no such thing as "There is no such thing."' - FMA Hawkeye: on the phone Major, I'd just like to offer a bit of... feminine advice. BABIES AREN'T BORN AFTER JUST FIVE MONTHS! 'Maes: Gracia! Pretty much the entire Flame Vs. Fullmetal episode 'Izumi Curtis: You helped bring a new life into this world, and that's an invaluable experience. 'Hohenheim: Edward. So, do you still hate drinking milk? Barry the Chopper/Number 66: Is that so!? What do you mean "is that so"!? People get terrified when they find out a serial killer comes back from the dead! And, an empty suit of armor moving on its own! You should be saying "Ahh!!" or, "AHH!!" or, "Wait- he doesn't have a body!" What's wrong with your body- (Al removes his helmet) -AHH! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR BODY!? '(Ed is punching Envy; Envy transforms into Trisha Elric) 'Izumi Curtis: Morons! Hawkeye: That's right... Since Edward can't use alchemy... Hughes: Because! My daughter's going to be 3 years old! Edward: Well, originally I was only hurt about half as bad as I am now but... Roy: Getting a double promotion for dying in the line of duty... Brigadier General Hughes, huh...? You said you'd support me from below. Just what are you going to do now that you've gone up higher than me? You idiot. Hawkeye: Colonel. It's gotten cold. Aren't you going to go back? Edward: DON'T TALK SHIT WITH ME, YOU BASTARDS!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION HERE!? I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR OROBUROS SQUAD IS THINKING RIGHT NOW!! YOU KIDKNAPPED MY BROTHER!! INJURED TEACHER!! AND YOU STILL GOT THE GUTS TO DEMAND EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE!! AT THIS POINT I'VE DECIDED THAT YOU ARE THE WORST VILLIAN OF ALL! INFORMATION REGARDING THE SOUL?! I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING ABOUT IT!! VILLIANS WILL BE BEATEN! CRUSHED! LOOTED! AND I'LL FORCE SECRETS OUT OF YOU! BASICALLY I'LL TAKE THEM ALL! VILLIANS WILL KNOW EQUIVALENT EXHANGE! Military man: Colonel Mustang, there's a call on the public line for you. Barry the Chopper: I like strong women. Roy: (after seeing Barry grab Hawkeye around the waist) Step aside, Lieutenant. (eyes are points of light, pulls on glove) There's going to be a strong fire tonight. Roy: You say I'm an idealist, but unless someone chases after pipe dreams, nothing will ever change. Edward: Hahahahaha! Catch me if you can! Ed: Uhh... Why do we need to be tied up again? Falman: Why am I tied up too? Al: So no one's ever broken in here, then? Ed and Al: That was THAT. Maria Ross: TOUCH ME AND I'LL SUE YOU FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT! (Major Armstrong continues to chase her around trying to hug her.) Hohenheim: Have you.. grown bigger? Edward: I mean... for my age I'm pretty sho... sho... sh... short... grieves Edward: to Winry THE NEXT TIME I MAKE YOU CRY, YOU'RE GOING TO BE WEEPING FOR JOY!! Edward: I think she (Winry) hated him (Scar) enough to kill. She was crying more than I'd ever seen her. I never realized it because she's always acting so cheerful but she was carrying the pain of losing her family this whole time. That's why I promised Al and I wouldn't die no matter what... But this time various things happened. Though the result is that we were able to come back alive, it could become a situation where I could make her cry again. I'm really no good. I cause her nothing but worry and I'm not prepared. If Ling hadn't helped me, who knows how it might have turned out... Edward: You're too nice, Master Sergeant. You shouldn't have brought back a dog when you don't even have the means to take care of it. turns to Al Right, Al?Al jumps, terrified, then starts to sweat as a kitten is heard in his armourscratching is now heard in the armour 'Ed: (horrified look while lifting weight) 'Sig: Ham. 100 grams. 128 cents. Roy: That's far enough. I'm awfully sorry about your grievances, but no one hurts my men. RanFan: How could a follower be resting when the master is holding out on his own? Al: Rehabilitation takes time. ROY: ... You didn't run away? ROY: Just in case, if something happens HAWKEYE: Have you begun to remember? ROY: I'll probably be in the military for life. ... Edward: I think she (Winry) hated him (Scar) enough to kill. She was crying more than I'd ever seen her. I never realized it because she's always acting so cheerful but she was carrying the pain of losing her family this whole time. That's why I promised Al and I wouldn't die no matter what... But this time various things happened. Though the result is that we were able to come back alive, it could become a situation where I could make her cry again. I'm really no good. I cause her nothing but worry and I'm not prepared. If Ling hadn't helped me, who knows how it might have turned out... Al: Wait a minute! I don't know what this is about, but you shouldn't fight... Knox: (Smashing a washbasin and a bowl of soup on the girls' heads) WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!! Patients should be sleeping quietly! Edward: I'm going back to my mechanic. You know the one. Falman: Saturday 0946 hours. With papers waiting for his approval and due by noon, the Colonel decided to take a nap instead. Mustang: Damn it! I still don't see why I have to tag along on their stupid midnight ghost hunt! Roy takes Fuery's glasses off and places them on a surprised Lieutenant Hawkeye. He cocks his head and smirks at her. Hawkeye: General? General?! Damn it Roy Mustang, talk to me! Roy: What's the frown for? Edward: Let's go. This whole castle's about to explode. Roy: How stubborn. You must follow your orders no matter what. Kimblee: She's so passionate about her work... just like her parents. I love girls like her. Winry: Why do I love this guy... Roy: Is this seat taken? Roy: Crap, I've only got a few minutes to hit the bathroom. Roy: "Scar" is in the north, as well as the "Elrics"... "Lucy..." and "Isaac" taught her a lot... "Miles" "Buccaneer" "Rebecca" "Armstrong" "Dove" and "Lysander" Next was "Edgar"... "York", "Ida", "Sugar"... "Havoc", "Oscar", "Mike", "Uni", "Nora"... Roy: What the hell is this... Impossible... It can't be... can it?! Kimblee: Don't tell me you became one of the Military's dogs without the nerve to kill? Ed: Let me talk to Al, and Winry first... Ed: Here's the situation. Winry, you're being held hostage. Ed: My superiors are demanding I start carrying out my job as a human weapon. Winry: ... I'm... I'm just burdening you two even more. Winry: Everyone scoot over! Winry: It's just, you know how I changed Ed's automail to work better up here? I've never made frigid weather automail before, and I'm worried that it might beak down. I have to go with him, in case he needs maintenance. I want to be absolutely sure he's got the best possible equipment! When I attached it, I just said 'Okay, I'm done!' but if it breaks down, the Rockbell name will be tainted forever! Ed: Here's the situation. Winry, you're being held hostage. Ed: My superiors are demanding I start carrying out my job as a human weapon. Winry: ... I'm... I'm just burdening you two even more. Winry: Everyone scoot over! Winry: It's just, you know how I changed Ed's automail to work better up here? I've never made frigid weather automail before, and I'm worried that it might beak down. I have to go with him, in case he needs maintenance. I want to be absolutely sure he's got the best possible equipment! When I attached it, I just said 'Okay, I'm done!' but if it breaks down, the Rockbell name will be tainted forever! Darius: You should be back at the base, girl! Ed and Al: (Thinking) How can we ditch these guys? (Idea) A SHADOW! SOMEONE'S OVER THERE! Roy: Evening. Miss. This is your favorite florist making a courtesy call. Riza: How does he manage to have such good timing? Miles: Kimblee will be quick to suspect us. We need to plan this part carefully or we'll end up endangering ourselves. Soldier: Wait, miss! Your earrings! They're metal, right? If you leave them in, they'll freeze and your ears will get frostbite! Roy: Takes you back, doesn't it, Lieutenant? I can still see the tears running down your cheeks... Such pure tears... If only I could see them again. Scar: Now start fighting! Roy: I'm thinking of recommending you as my aide. I want you to protect my back. Do you understand? To entrust my back to you means that you can shoot me from behind anytime. If I step off of the path, shoot and kill me with those hands. You are qualified to do that. Will you follow me? Mei: In Xing, we call an immortal a "true person." In our language, the word for "true" can also mean "perfect." Likewise, gold is called the "perfect metal." And we have a saying, "He who does not grow old, surely must be made of gold!" Mei: Some say the man who taught Xing about Alchemy had golden hair and golden eyes, that's why people thought he was immortal! ??: Heeeeeey- Ed: Eeeeeeasy, boys! You know what this is, right? Al: Huh? Wha? Falman: How're things out west? Selim: You really DO wear armor! Awesome!! Salem: Are you really Armor-san's big brother? Edward Elric? The State Alchemist? Salem: OH MY GOD! THE LEGENDARY SHORT ALCHEMIST!! Mrs. Bradley: He's always been devoted to his work, though. Though he's a complete dunce when it comes to understanding women... One time he was so rude, I slapped him in the face! I guess it was fate, though, because we've been together ever since! Why, on our first date... Oh, would you listen to me! Never mind, never mind. Teehehehehe... Selim: I tripped... over your head. Al: You've tricked Mrs. Bradley so easily... Wait, is she in on it all?! Al: (To himself) Ack! Don't be fooled, don't be fooled! Al: So, you, uh...need us as "Sacrifices," right? If we'd decided to sneak off and hide in another country, all your efforts would've been for nothing. Kind of a poor strategy, don't you think? Ed: Major General Olivia Mila Armstrong... the Major's sister! Olivia Armstrong: I don't care about letters. The ideas and opinions of others don't affect me. I decide with my own eyes. Enter, Fullmetal Alchemist. I'll warn you, I don't play around. This is the mountain fortress of Briggs. Only the strong survive here. Doctor: Automail used up here needs to be light, flexible, and made with materials that resist the cold. It needs to be sturdy, but the user's health should always be considered first. After a lot of trial an error, we found a combination of duralumin, carbon fibers, nickel, and copper worked best. Ed: Aaah. No wonder I couldn't break his automail. I assumed that it had to me mostly iron, so that's what I tried to decompose. Doctor: At minus 7 degrees, your automail won't last more than three hours. Take care not to stay out longer than that. Al: HEY! MY HAIR!! Man...it looks stupid... ((Ed tries the coffee of the North.)) Ed: That freakin' crazy woman wouldn't even listen AND she said she'd tear out my anten- Olivia: You want something, Tiny Red Alchemist? Doctor: Don't worry about it. A lot of people here have things they don't want to talk about. It's part of our reputation...or pride, even.
Ed: Ah- Er, if I offended you, I apologize. I guess... I just ask these things because I hate being ignorant. Olivia: What're you trying to pull, Miles? Race, lineage, gender, rank... Worrying about that shit in battle does nothing but increase casualties. We absolutely cannot lose Briggs. No matter what happens, we must stay united! Never let your resolve waver! We stand together as ONE ARMY! Miles! You're not just Ishvalan. You're a descendant of many races. That heritage lets you look at this country from many different points of view. I need you much more than a native Amestris who was born and raised in one environment. So shut up and follow orders. Miles: She made a lot of sense. There were no lies in her words. When I asked what she'd do if word got out an Ishvalan was alive in her unit, you know what she said? "Bring 'em on. I'll fight whatever delegates or politicians they throw at me." Not bad, eh. Ed: I can't reeeeeach... Hawkeye: Right. A "hero" from that horrible war becomes nothing but a mass murderer. Not just the Colonel, but Dr. Knox and the others who took part in human experimentation. Even I would be tried as a criminal for what I did. The only thing that really protects a soldier is his uniform. Ed: He understands that and he's still aiming to usurp them? That's suicide! Ed: That's... too unfair... That's retarded! Of course you want to make everyone else happy, but you can't just forget yourself! Sacrificing yourself's the most selfish thing you can do! Hawkeye: I just have to keep one step ahead. Being the Fuhrer's deputy means I have more chances to slit his throat while he sleeps, or something... Mei: Umm...Armor-san... Thank you so much... for saving me earlier... Al: You already know since you were inside, but I don't have a body. Keep it a secret, ok? Mei: ALPHONSE-SAMAAAA! I hope you get your body back really soon! Hohenheim: Yes, the church of Leto...the one that started the revolution here. Winry: Dr. Marcoh, you're hurt! Envy: If you value your friend's life, you'll do what I say! Mei: We only knew each other for a short time... yours is such a noble sacrifice. Marcoh: Don't push your luck, Envy. We're not playing around any more. You try anything funny and we'll obliterate you AND that man in a heartbeat. Marcoh: I thought I was gonna have a heart attack... bluffing's not my forte. Yoki: You people are monsters! We are no longer friends! I'm done with all of you! Scar: This is no time to worry about someone else's country. Did you really come here with such little dedication? if you get caught up in our affairs, will you tell the people who gave you your task, "Sorry, I couldn't help Xing because I was wrapped up in saving Amestris?" Al: I didn't understand anything you said about Rentanjutsu, but thanks for trying to teach me. Winry: She's gone... Alex Louis Armstrong: Could you please get off my foot, sister? Rose: Ed's not with you? Rose: You're on the run... So plain earth-tones will make it easier to move about! What would be best... Is the bath hot enough, Winry? Rose: I think you're amazing. Living on your own, working in an Automail shop at your age. Did you do Ed's leg, too? Ed: Huh? What're all you soldiers doing here? Darius: Geez, you took 'em ALL down alone. Ed: ...That was close. Hohenheim: You really process things quickly. Hohenheim: Pinako and I knew each other from...it must be fifty, sixty years ago by now. She introduced me to Trisha... Lin: So... hungry... Thank goodness... I never thought I'd meet a friend in a place like this... Ling: Wheeew! I feel like I've been brought back from the dead! Thanks! Winry: Whew, I haven't been here in forever. Ick, everything's covered in dust... I'll have to clean up tomorrow. Winry: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM, NOW! Winry: I was so scared... Pinako: What's all this, now? There's MORE of you filthy bums are dirtying up my house, now? Ed: ...Take Grandma and Den and go hide in another country. Ed: We CAN stop it, and we WILL! But there's that small chance- Mustang: The Armstrong Family's wealth never ceases to amaze. "Large" doesn't even begin to describe the mansion. In fact... I think you could fit a company...maybe even a full battalion in here. Mustang: Oh, here's a gift, to celebrate your inheriting the family estate. I believe I told you last time that we have excellent florists here in Central, right? Hawkeye: The Fuhrer's gone, and "Selim Bradley" left with his "father." We have to make our move now. Move out, Second Lt. Breda, Master Sgt. Fuery Ed punches his father with his automail arm. Ed: Fabric store! Lady, give me that red cloth back there! Greed: What's with you and red? Grumman: We'll have to leave all the ugly Central business to Colonel Mustang. Ling: Glad you're feeling better! I've been eager to see you again, Ran Fan! Guy: Yeah. That "Madame Christmas?" Her real name's "Chris Mustang." She's Colonel Mustang's foster mother. Madame Christmas: Aah, my poor palace... Breda: You're late, Colonel. We were about ready to ditch you. Mustang: The four of us all hold a one-way ticket to the battlefield. There will be no going back if we fail. And as such, I have ONE order, and you WILL obey it. Mustang: "Do not die!" Is that clear? Hawkeye: I apologize for this had to happen at such a late hour, ma'am. Father: Taking a useless hostage to deliberately appear to be a traitor? You humans are hopeless beyond belief. Greed: GAHAHAHAHA! Freaking great! You're are SLICK, keeping such a great girl for a secret weapon! Clemin: We only need Mustang alive. The housewife's life holds no value to us. Eradicate the Colonel's men. Soldier 2: The Flame Alchemist uses long-range incendiary attacks, yeah? Sarge: First, he transmuted all the dust in the air into a big fuse, sent it flyin' and the target went BOOM. Soldier: FREEZE! You can't light any flames in a room this small, can you? Mustang: That's the one question I wanted to ask the most... and the least. Mrs. Bradley: Am I... Has my husband... been abandoned by his own country? Or have I... been abandoned by him? Charlie: You haven't told her that the Fuhrer's gone missing? Clemin: Where did those bastards get soldiers like this... What're our losses? Soldier: So that's the Flame Alchemist, huh? Soldier: Shit, my eardrum's busted! (Wiener?):I hear they're making their way through without killing our men...just pure military skill. There's no way they'll be able to keep THAT up. Olivia Armstrong: One of our final contingencies is, "If the situation calls for it, leave me behind." "Survival of the fittest" is the iron law of Briggs! If I bite the dust here, it would only prove that I wasn't fit, and they would cast me aside. They are unflappable. Undeterrable. And they can act with or WITHOUT me. THAT is what makes a Briggs soldier. Don't treat the idea that I've "raised" them as superficial. Armstrong: Right on cue. You're nothing but bait for the bears of Mount Briggs. Helper: Charlie, I need more rounds, now! ((An ice cream truck barges through the soldiers.)) : Here sir. Maria: Second Lieutenant Maria Ross, reporting for duty of my own free will! Rebecca: How come they're not advancing on us? Rebecca: Xingese teargas canisters. Packed with capsicum. Mustang: I didn't want you to be involved in this. Who ordered you out here? Mustang: (Is he some Xingese big shot?) This is Army Colonel Roy Mustang. Sir, I am grateful for- Havoc: Serving the community for 80 years, this is Havoc Sundries. From underpants to armored cars, we're your one-stop shop for anything and everything! AND we deliver! Havoc: So? How will you be paying? Armstrong: ...Colonel Mustang and his former subordinates have taken the Fuhrer's wife hostage and are at large in the city. Olivia Armstrong: Ha! Yet another seat becomes vacant! Thanks a lot, Homunculus! You saved me the trouble of dirtying a treasured Armstrong family heirloom with that scumbag's filthy blood! Kimblee: You would have no trouble escaping this situation with the stone at your beck and call. And once you were in a safe place, you could BOTH have your old bodies back. That's how your whole journey was supposed to end, wasn't it? Kimblee: I see. Experiment thoroughly enough, and you may discover NEW laws that the world must then abide by. That would mean there is a FOURTH option... "You lose your chance to return to normal, AND you fail to save the world." Alex Louis Armstrong: What is that creature, exactly? Sloth: OW. I DIED.HATE DYING. DYING'S TOO MUCH EFFORT. NNGGGGH. HATE THIS. HATE IT. HATE IT. HATE GETTING SERIOUS. TOO MUCH EFFORT. Alex Louis Armstrong: Nh... Sloth: KILL YOU QUICK. THEN SLEEP. Major Gen. Armstrong: We often trained with the soldiers from Eastern HQ. I know of Hawkeye and Havoc. It would be a shame to lose them. There must be something we can do. May: Like-I-SAID! To use Rentanjutsu, you have to read the flow of the Dragon Waves!! Hawkeye: The military isn't going to take them away. It will be their choice whether to come or not. To tell the truth I don't like the military either. Because at times, I am forced to take lives. Roy: (To Envy) I do enjoy watching foolish creatures dance like puppets on a string! Izumi: You helped bring a new life into this world, and that's an invaluable experience. 'Edward: Uhm... There's something I need to ask you, Colonel. It's this ring... Digimon: '"The two of them should be more mature, like me!" Daisuke said "The only person that could take your dreams away is you, by giving up on them." (Davis) "The darkness has not being conquered, and will continue to fight against the light forever, but as long as people remember to follow their dreams, evil will be kept at bay." (TK) "If all you’ve got in your life is lemons, make lemon pie." (Argumon) "Now it’s up to our children, and to children everywhere to follow their dreams. Who knows where they’ll end up, but the only way to find out is to take that first step into adventure." (TK) Don't worry, it's never too late to go out and make your dreams become a reality!" (Yolei) If only I'd had your optimism I might not have ended up with such a sad fate. But I was unable to maintain hope through the bad times and I drowned in my despair." (Oikawa) "Human girls make human boys act sorta weird" (Veemon) "Hold on to your optimism, your dreams and especially your friends, Cody. Perhaps if I had been more like you, I could have had adventures too." (Oikawa) "We all had dreams but somehow got the idea they were worthless so we gave up on them when we shouldn't have, right?" (Boy) We've all got shortcomings to face and problems we wish we didn't have, but you can't just lie down and give in to all of your troubles. Everyone has problems, but everyone has good things going for them too!." (TK) "Well, I wanna open...a noodle cart!" (Davis) "As long as we believe in ourselves and our dreams the dark spores will remain powerless against us." (Ken) "Yeah! You think you can bully us? Well put up your dukes!" (Tentomon) "Everyone must believe. Our children and the whole world might depend on it." (Sora's Mom) "It doesn't matter if you don't have partner digimon! It doesn't matter if you're not digidestined! You don't need any of that stuff to have a really good life!" (Davis) "What do I have to worry about? I've got my friends, my family, the digimon. Besides some guy with a letter opener on his face trying to kill me, I'm happy to say I don't have any problems." (Davis) "Taichi! Gatomon! The National Guard! Takeru!" (Kari) "I guess I've always wondered what it would be like to be an only child. But I love my brothers and sisters and I love having them in my life!" (Yolei) Cody: ...it's a control spire. Upamon: It's the forbidden valley of no return. (after they enter the digiworld) (after the others are captured) Ken: Like sands in the hourglass, so are your friends' lives Kari: Where is he? Wormon: (to Ken) Cheer up, you can destroy somebody tomorrow. Wormon: Master, don't be depressed. I've got an idea. Let's grab some dark rings, capture a couple of innocent digimon and make their lives absolutely miserable. Davis: Doesn't anyone have an idea? Gatomon: Tai hasn't been this angry since I popped his soccer ball with my claws. (Cody running out of apartement building with Upamon under his shirt) Matt: I've been living a lie.. Tai: Matt's a little strange. Matt (to Davis, about three minutes before he tries to knock him off a cliff): Fighting isn't always the answer. TK: Oh... I can feel the heat coming up through my socks... Matt: Scared, Tai? Kari: You really want them to shoot you? Gatomon: How long do humans usually sleep when they're sick, TK? Gatomon: I'll skip on the odor exhibit. Kari: My light will lead us towards the others. TK: Kari! Kari! Patamon: Kari's such a graceful dancer. "It's the forbidden valley of no return." - Upamon "Listen T.K. Just because I have a rock band doesn't mean I can hide a band of rocks that happen to be Digimon." -Matt Gatomon: He'd be kitty kibble if I could turn into Angewomon. "Not Sensitive?! Why I'm so sensitive I need a special toothpaste so that my teeth don't hurt when I eat ice cream!!" -Davis "I haven't made Sora this upset since I was sick in her hat!" -Tai "Hey Tai. It's Matt. What's the big emergency? Call me. in background "ahhh..." bang Uhh. I gotta go... Grandma fell asleep on T.K. again." -Matt Patamon: Yeah, well, do you know what I heard? I heard that trying to act too grown up is a sign of immaturity. Ken: But I don't understand... What is the light inside? Tai: Our adventure in the Digital World might be over for now, but that gate won't stay closed forever. I have a feeling that this won't be the last time we see our pals, the Digimon. You wait and see... One day that portal will open again and we'll return to the Digital World. I wonder if Agumon will remember me? I know I'll never forget him or the rest of the Digimon. None of us will! Cody (to Davis): Trying to win points with Kari? Looks like it actually worked this time... Hawkmon (after Veemon runs through him): I feel faint. Demiveemon/Upamon/Poromon (pigging out on candy): hmmm. hmmmph... Gatomon: And in the end, every world might be covered in darkness; as dark as a black cat at midnight Davis: Aw...I got sand between my toes! Mummymon: Do you see that?! Gatomon (thinking): That catnip rinse makes my ears look too stiff... Joe is doubled up on the floor in pain and clutching his stomach Takeru "T.K." Takashi: When you can't think of anything to say, do you always resort to fighting? Sora: Tell me how you like your eggs and I'll do the best I can. “How long do humans usually sleep when they’re sick, TK?” -Gatomon “They’re coming.” -Kari “Ah!” -TK “It looks like a flip-flop with a bent nail in it.” -Kari “What’s wrong, TK?” -Kari “Uh-oh. Everybody’s gone!” -Patamon “I love you, TK!” -Kari “I feel kind of fuzzy.” -Gatomon “Smile! Not again.” -TK “If he even looks at Kari the wrong way, I’ll put a hole in his head! I don’t care if he is a mega!” -Gatomon Cody: The only way not to look suspicious is to sneak quietly. Principal (over PA system): Will Mary Robertson please report to the office? Your locker is missing. Tai ( to Koromon): AHH! What are you? Have you had your rabies shots? Tai: So what am I supposed to do? Throw the digivice at the monsters and hope they get scared and run away? Tai: Genius over there is trying to call the telephone repairman because the phones don't work. Sora (to Tai): Maybe if your brain was as big as your hair you'd be a little smarter. Sora: Now that the boys have holes in their heads, maybe their brains will get enough oxygen. :trying to help Sora: Izzy: Perhaps my definition of weird is different than yours. T.K. (season 1): Boy, Patamon, I like swimming and everything, but that waterfall almost knocked off my underpants! T.K.: I don't know, my mom said never to take candy or rope from strangers. T.K. (thinking): What am I saying? We have to climb it. Sora told me to be brave! Gatomon (to Kari): Let's just say that while your were sleeping, I had nine lives, and now I'm down to three. Tai: It's all my fault, right Sora? Izzy: Just one more thing. Izzy: If we had a compass, we'd know which way north was. Tai: Why? Do you think we're too dumb to understand? (while Angewomon and Lady Devimon are fighting) Izzy: I’m not going to hit you, Tai. Izzy: We're the first humans to be digitally processed. That means we're pioneers, like Marco Polo. Davis: Are you the Digimon Emperor? Jun: What are you doing? Gatomon: Why do they call those things on the top of the TV rabbit ears, why not cat ears? When was the last time you saw a rabbit sleeping on top of the TV? Davis: Did you see that? Hey, guess what, Veemon? I'm one of the guys now! Tai: Ah, go to your party! Computer: You have no new messages. Okay? Tai: I like soy sauce. "Kari's at a friend's house doing a science project on gravity and they need to see how long I can stand on my head, see ya!" -Tai Kari: My brother and I had a give and take relationship. I would give and he would take "Hey, its ok. All of us make mistakes. Look at Yolei, she makes them all the time! -Davis Izzy-Do you know what a semi-conductor is? T.K.:We have plans. TK: Quick! Call 911! Or the Poison Centre, I'm gonna' pass out! "Prodigous little devices aren't they!" -Izzy TK: Together again! I was so close, so close. Huh! Uh oh! Now I'm in for it! Forgive me oh terrible one, the crest of Hope has regained its light. I failed but will make it up to you. I will work overtime and Sundays. -Demidevimon "I can't believe he's gone, he left again. I never got to share the Digital World with my dad. I won’t make that mistake again. I'm going to share this world with my mom." (Cody) That's it. I'm tired of beating myself up for what happened in the past. I'm not the Digimon Emperor anymore. I've paid for my mistakes. I know that and so do my friends!" (Ken) Veemon: Now that Ken's run Tentomon out of his tree, maybe we can climb it and have a look around. Apocalymon: Do you think it's fair that I should have to live with all this agony? Why should you get to laugh when I am forced to cry? Why do you get to taste the best life has to offer while all I do is choke on its leftovers? Answer me this! WHY DO ALL OF YOU GET THE PIZZA, WHILE I GET THE CRUSTS?! non American dub (while Angewomon and Deviwomon are slapping each other) When one of us falls down, another one of us picks them up. That's the way it's supposed to be." (Yolei) "We're your friends and we need you as much as you need us. Without your experience I don't know where we'd be." (Kari) "Cody's a defence attorney. He's bought 100 briefcases because Armadillomon keeps sitting on them." (TK) "There is no Hope without light and Light can't shine without Hope" (Azulongmon) "The Light inside of our hearts is called Hope. (Takeru) Fruits Basket "What happens when the snow melts?" Sometimes I think the whole world is conspiring to destroy my house. We've just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. Though I believe the technical term is being an a Hatsuharu: Whoa... I don't believe it. Someone just walked in who looks exactly like Yuki. A mystery. Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyo's shirt, causing it to rip in two Ayame: Takes Yuki's hand in his Yuki...! Let's let today be the day we deepen our brotherly bond! Kagura: No! You don't know how a woman feels when she's in love! Momiji: Hey, Tohru! You already know about the zodiac, right? Shigure: With Momiji, finds Tohru with Hatori So, Tohru, did you find out what zodiac animal Hatori is? Shigure: At least this summer won't be a complete bust. I can still be happy watching the soap opera unfold. Ayame: (picking up barely-injured Yuki) You musn't die, Yuki! The setting sun we watched the day we pledged by the Seine together sparkles like gold in my heart even now! Yuki: (while picking up Machi's things) Hey. Is this the maple leaf I gave you? Manabe: (arriving on the scene, and seeing Yuki and Machi arguing/fighting) Hunh. I kind of want to ask, but I also kinda don't. Do I risk it? Why does... my heart... hurt so much? Like it's being torn apart. Is it because my outrageous wish... is so disheartening? Is it because I know... that some wishes... don't come true? Even so... I wish. I wish... Shut the hell up... You're really pissing me off. Quit acting like you're king of the mountain... you arrogant son of a bitch. Let me ask you this... If I wear a three-piece suit, does it mean I won't blackmail? If I won't pierce my ears, does it mean I won't break someone's heart? If my hair is black and shiny, does it mean I won't kill you! Who the hell do you think you are? You think you're God! Well! Do you! That's incredible! Say something, God! Make a sound! It's just that I'm fighting the pain of lost love. I guess it's what you'd call a rude awakening... or, maybe... the weight of responsibility? But I'm fine. I'm fine. Caring for someone isn't based on logic. You can't really rationalize emotions. Once I think "I like him"... it's all over. Strangely enough, when you get older, the things you didn't understand when you were a child... start to make sense. "When this happened, I should have done that." "When that happened, I should have said this." Those types of things. You start to understand rather than regret. It may be closer to repentance. So it may be that I do want to repent and erase the ignorant self from my childhood. Maybe that's what they mean when they say adults are selfish. Gakuen Alice "A molester is someone who does something because they have a sleazy intention. Who would want to have such an intention with someone as repulsive as you." Other Miscellaneous Quotes That I Happen to be Befuddled as to How to Sort; "People don’t read enough. And what reading we do is cursory, without absorbing the subtleties and nuances that lie deep within - Wow, you’ve stopped paying attention, haven’t you? People can’t even read a coffee cup without drifting off." -Starbucks 'For beauty is nothing 'You whom I cannot save. Listen to me.' -Czeslaw Milosz 'A word is dead Giving up smoking is easy...I've done it hundreds of times.-Mark Twain How do you change the world? 'If life is so fair, why do roses have thorns?' - Tickle me Emo. Go to YouTube 'YOUR NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH ISSUES!' - The little kid in Tickle me Emo. Go to YouTube 'Who wills, can. Who tries, does. Who loves, lives. ' - Anne McCaffrey 'If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done' -Got this from a magnet! 'Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.' 'If you love something, let it go. If it comes back it's yours. If it doesn't, it never really was in the first place.' 'If you love something, set it free. if it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.' 'Dance as if no one is looking, work as if you didn't have to, and love as if you've never been hurt.' 'Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.' 'Life is like a grapefruit. It's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.' Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.-Bill Cosby You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.-Mark Twain When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?-Billy Connoly Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.-Mark Twain Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -Benjamin Franklin Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.-George Burns How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg -Abraham Lincoln Quotes There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.-Benjamin Franklin Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.-Benjamin Franklin The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."-David Frost He would make a lovely corpse.-Charles Dickens Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.-Ray Romano My parents used to take me to Lewis' department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo.-Billy Connolly Buy land. They've stopped making it. -Mark Twain Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope.-Bill Cosby Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...-Robin Williams "Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." "LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient." "I think, therefore I'm single." "Man has his will, - but woman has her way." "It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn." "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." Life is just a chance to grow a soul. A. Powell Davies Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death. -Anais Nin How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -Annie Dillard Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. -Elbert Hubbard The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. Jane Rubietta: Someone may have stolen your dream when it was young and fresh and you were innocent. Anger is natural. Grief is appropriate. Healing is mandatory. Restoration is possible Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. ~Author Unknown I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. ~Alice Roosevelt Longworth Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once. ~Lillian Dickson We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse. ~Author Unknown Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. ~Author Unknown Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper. ~The X-Files Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. ~Grandma Moses In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. ~Robert Frost In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. ~Charlie Brown You live and learn. At any rate, you live. ~Douglas Adams If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, where X is work, Y is play, and Z is keep your mouth shut. ~Albert Einstein I gave my life to learning how to live. One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes, with a poisonous toad waiting patiently beneath a clump of weeds, knowing full well that eventually you will step on him. ~Lemony Snicket It's just life. Just live it. ~The Quote Garden Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. ~Brendan Gill Life is so much simpler when you tell the truth. Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third. Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. Life just gives you time & space; it's up to you to fill it. Live by what you trust, not by what you fear. Love has reasons that reason knows nothing of. Love is the unity of two hearts beating together as one. Love, like paint, can make things beautiful when you spread it, but it simply dries up when you don't use it. Love sees no color. Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it! Laughter is like changing a baby's nappy. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile. Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart. Lawyer (n): Larval stage of Politician. Learn to listen, opportunity often knocks softly. Let nature take its course and hope it passes. Let us so live that when we die even the undertaker will be sorry. Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards. Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends upon what you're made of. Life is hard, no one makes it out alive. Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know when you'll find a nut. Life is like a ladder, the higher you climb, the more expansive your view is. Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting. Life is like a movie. How good you do depends on your critics. Luck is a loser's excuse for a winner's position! "there is much I have learned ...be still, my love, be still.. "And dreams, don't ever forget, are the first step in manifesting wishes into reality"-- Linda Goodman's Star Signs that's the way becoming a poet begins - having loopy thoughts "Someone once said that thoughts are angels, and some thoughts are, like this one: You are alive now, and so obviously your current and true life urges are stronger than your programmed death urges. As long as you continue to strengthen your life urges, and ignore your programmed death urges, you'll go on living. Read this thought over and over until you completely comprehend what it's saying." the misty Sunrise season of gentle pink-gold spring is here again Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. -- Lou Erickso Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds us down or polishes us up depends on us. -- Thomas L. Holdcroft We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. -- Gandhiji Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. -- Ann Landers Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.-- Buddha Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop peddling.-- Claude Pepper Expecting life to treat you well because you are a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.-- Shari R. Barr All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.-- Samuel Butler Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. – Anonymous There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway. -- Steven Coallier In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. -- Sid Caesar Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways. -- Anonymous Robbert Oustin- Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. If it's green, it's biology, If it stinks, it's chemistry, If it has numbers it's math, If it doesn't work, it's technology - Unknown Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. - Laurie Kuslansky Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing? - Jay Leno You grow up the day you have your first real laugh- at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore The best blush to use is laughter: It put roses in your cheeks and in your soul. - Linda Knight Funny Stuff: When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and 12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ... Trial. A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial, a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. THING YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WITHOUT MOVIES What not to say to the nice policeman: Animals may be our friends. But they won’t pick you up at the airport. (Bobcat Goldthwait) I was born a suspect. I can walk down any street in America and women will clutch their purses tighter, hold onto their Mace, and lock their car doors. If I look up into the windows of the apartments I pass I can see old ladies on the phone. They’ve already dialed 9-1- and are just waiting for me to do something wrong. (Chris Rock) Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they’d say "Thank you." That graduated into "Have a nice day." That’s now escalated into "You tare care of yourself, now." The other day I paid my check – the waiter said, "Don’t put off that mammogram." (Rita Rudner) One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose. A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. You know you are addicted to coffee if ... YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (Copy and paste in your profile if you fit in one or more!) I owe these to hanjuulover (You're right... It's MASSIVE) 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1)at lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. 4 penguins perish in truck accident; octopus uninjured (that is an honest to god real quote. I found it for a news article. Don’t believe me? Follow the link. www (dot) msnbc (dot) msn (dot) com/id/14254314/?GT1=8404 Random tombstone: "I TOLD you I was sick!" I'm gonna live forever, or die trying. - - Joseph Heller Remember when American moms used to tell their kids to finish dinner because children were starving in Africa? Well, thanks a lot, Mom—Africans are still starving and American kids are obese. - - Larry Baum The devil came to me last night and asked what I wanted in exchange for my soul. I still can't believe I said pizza. Friggin' cravings. - - Marc Ostroff -"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - He hates that." -Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', it comes out to be 'Woman hitler'? -Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident? -Why is it that when something says "Do not eat" on the package, it makes it extra tempting to eat? -If you were under house arrest, and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn't you be able to go any where you want? -Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps? -Save a tree, eat a beaver. -Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people. -How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on. -A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work, -If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? -Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? You! Off my planet! I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. - - W.C. Fields A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kickboxing. - - Emo Philips -If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? -One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. If the #2 pencil is most popular, why is it still #2? -“Everything has a purpose” he said for no reason at all. -I’m not paranoid, but everyone thinks I am. -Those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied history are doomed to know its repeating. -Despite the rising costs of living, it remains a popular activity. -like Daddy always said: If you can’t dazzle ‘em with brilliance, baffle ‘em with nonsense. Ways To Annoy Your Professors ~Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY NOTE! Several of the next quotes are not mine! They belong to (Well, were found in one of her fics) Lotus Aia! “God’s busy, how may I help you?”—Lotus Aia “Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!”-- Lotus Aia "I didn't say it was your fault, I said I'm going to blame you."-- Lotus Aia “Comfort the disturbed, disturb the comfortable.”-- Lotus Aia "Why don't you slip into something nice, like unconsciousness?"-- Lotus Aia These were found in the Contestshipping fic in Serebii Forums "Contest Ties" " 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Focus -Takeru's image song- Before I know it, I'm watching you We've been together since we were small I'm not grown up yet, but now I can It would be better if I'd never noticed, but You used to cry all the time No matter how much I stretched, I couldn't reach The truth is I have a lot of things I want to tell you, but We were always protected Before I know it, I'm watching you You used to cry all the time Copy and Paste Stuff Weird is good. Strange is bad. 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Drew from pokemon and May may not be included. if you don't get it copy and paste this to your profile. (I get it, HAH!) If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!! Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. (o.o) Help pokemon rule the world! Copy this on your profile! -('o'-) -('o'-) -('o'-) -('o'-) Copy and paste this into your profile to make the Congo line LONG! Make sure to add another person at the end of the Congo line when you put this into your profile! IT'S TIME TO PARTY! You stare because im different...( 0.0) ('.'= ) ('.'= ) ('.'= )I stare because you're all the same. .•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) If you have every been in a website that is rated T when your only ten copy and paste this to your profile. If you know someone who is four and watches movies rated PG-13 copy and paste this to your profile. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. I went to a birthday party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead. ~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Honatetsu Kiyasha, Lycoris Calantha~ This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile: My name is May, I am but three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see, OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. TRUE FRIENDSHIP... Are you tired of those asinine "friendship" poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship. 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. random things that seem to have some connection to our world A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun". Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging! The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. I love Deadlines! i like the whoosh noise they make as they go by. Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back. In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicans left. Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history A real friend could blackmail you with it! A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves. When life gives you lemons ... squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes! BUNNY IS GONE! MADE THEM DISAPPEAR! My Ramblings: Is Sora a girl's name or a guy's name? And what about Kira? And Riku? Oh, and when DiZ said 'Namine's contact with Roxas put his heart in contact with Kairi's, and that, in turn, affected Sora.' I thoght Nobodies didn't HAVE hearts! And though my name is related to justice, why is it so OVERUSED?And 'I'll protect you.' arghh! Erm... are May and Wynaut related? Seriously... What is Axel's true name? Ael, Lea, Ale, Ela... Well, maybe if his name already had an X like... Alex? Erm... yeah... Hi! I am now more officially scarred than ever. Temari, Ueki, Nicol, Ken Ichijouji, Edward, Natsume, and Tao Ren have the same voices... -twitch- On AsuCaga, did you SEE the Wikipedia article? 'It is also confirmed by Fukuda that Athrun and Cagalli are no longer in romantic relationship but rather in friendship' And the disturbing resemblance between Tokiya and Keele... It's scary. I wanna try the chocolate chip cookie with bacon bits, yeah? Who doesn't! Right. Now. A comparison between Chrno and Edward. Chrno is cooler. And more awesome. AND he's less cheesy and he's been around longer. So Edward has no excuse. But they both have no intention to live longer than the ones they love and their life spans are ridiculously long. (But Chrno's still better. Devils beat vampires! Oh, yes. I dare.) Oh, by the way, has anyone tried thinking of Micchi and Kirika? 'Cause my friend and I were pairing people up and then we started the discussion of who should end up with Micchi since we kind felt bad for him. At first we were thinking Himeka, but then we realized how much more apparent sense it was that Himeka ended up with Jin because Himeka and Micchi were both too nice and passive. Then while we were thinking about who Micchi should end up with, it was like poof, we remembered Kirika because we were thinking about how sad it was for her. And that's the story! | |||||||
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