Hey everyone! I am totally new to the team, though writing fanfics is not new to me. Always up for story suggestions and like every new writer, I love to get reviews. Bad ones help me improve and good ones make me feel all fuzzy inside :3 Also, reviews help me know what people like. If no one reviews, I feel sad, like no one likes the story. Makes my story muse go on a very long vacation.

I'm always open for story commissions so if anyone likes my writing style and has a couple they would like me to do, I'm open for it. Just keep in mind that I don't do short stories. If what I write has anything less than maybe 5/6 chapters, it means I've given up on it. I'm writing something now that would only be submitted as one chapter, so we'll see how it goes!

I've put up my betareader profile so if anyone needs or would like a beta and likes my profile, feel free to send a PM letting me know :)

I just made an account on deviantart! I might not put pictures up, but I often write little messages! Just look up phantombowie93!

As I approach the ends of two of my stories, I'm already planning some replacements. Suggestions are always welcome!

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So I noticed on some profiles that authors answer questions about themselves so I decided to steal some from the lovely phantomsmelody1871 ;)

1. How did you get one of your scars? One on my lip=dog bite (woke up my blind dog when I was young. Highly recommend not doing that!), two on my legs= various embarrassing accidents that make me feel stupid when I remember them

2. What is on the walls in your room? A lot of framed pictures, a paiting, a dreamcatcher, a small shelf with my Eiffel Tower statues, and my duck border from when I was a baby that I still love!

3. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep? I apparently snore, but not a lot and not loudly. I do sometimes talk and say strange things. Like "welcome to the Pentagon, my Lord." In a Scottish accent.

4. What type of music do you listen to? All kinds except most Country and most Hip Hop/Rap. I do have some songs from those categories, but not a lot to be considered.

5. Do you know what time you were born? No idea. I'm reminded often, but usually I'm not listening.

6. What do you want more than anything right now? A lot of things, more than I can list, but I get them when I get them!

7. What do you miss? My cats.

8. What is your most prized possession(s)? This is a tough one... I think it changes?

10. Do you get claustrophobic? Ohhhhhh yes.

11. Do you get scared of the dark? It depends.

12. The last person that made you cry? My now-ex, then boyfriend who broke up with me on New Year's. Punk.

13. What's your favorite type of perfume for a girl? Whatever she likes and doesn't make her smell like a toilet.

14. What kind of hair/eye color do you like on the opposite sex? Not picky. I like them all ;)

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? Changes based on what movie I'm fantasizing about lol

16. Coffee or energy drink? Diet Dr. Pepper. Or Powerade. Do they count?

17. What is your favorite pizza topping? Plain old cheese, but I'm up for other things too if outnumbered.

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? Nothing. I'm not hungry lol

21. What was the first meaningful gift you ever received? Problem is, I get a lot of gifts I consider meaningful, so it's hard to remember the first one.

22. Do you like anybody? I like everybody except people that have really pissed me off...and a certain hair color that I won't mention. In terms of men? Gerard Butler, Aidan Turner, Richard Armitage, Ramin Karimloo, Ewan McGregor and Benedict Cumberbatch.

23. Are you double jointed? In two of my toes on my right foot and the pointer finger on my right hand.

24. Favorite clothing brand? I got nothing... so I'll say Hot Topic or Forever 21.

26. Do you have a pet? A cat and a dog officially; hamster, fish, and shrimp unofficially. My cat is secretly my dad's pet meaning he loves him most, which makes me sad. My dog is kinda dumb, but adorable and fiercely protective so I forgive easily :) The hamster, fish and shrimp are pets I share with my roommate.

27. What kind is it? My dog is a Cockapoo and my cat is a something. We're not quite sure since we adopted him and the place we got him from didn't know either.

28. Would you fall in love knowing that the person was leaving? Is that person coming back? I mean, I'd fall in love with that hope and then pull a Moulin Rouge/Ewan McGregor and write a lovely story about our love if they die doing...whatever they were doing when they left.

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? Say it! I'm kinda dumb so I won't know you like me unless you actually tell me.

30. Write a number from one to a hundred:3

31. Blonds or brunettes? Brunettes for girls, both are pretty sexy on guys

32. What is the one number you call most often? My mother. Forever alone!

33. What annoys you most? Depends on the day. Mostly bad actors/acting, bad singing, singers that get the words wrong when I'm singing along, and not having Gerard Butler or Richard Armitage as my husband.

34. Have you been out of the USA? Never. I would really love to go see France, England, Ireland and Scotland and I might be going to italy for study abroad in the next year or two.

35. Your weaknesses? Low self-esteem, shy, scared of bugs/heights/small spaces

36. Met anyone famous? Julie Andrews!!

37. First job? Worked at a a horse barn to pay for my lessons.

38. Ever made a prank call? Yes. I'm such a rebel!

40. What were you doing before you filled this out? Now I forgot...

41. Have you ever had surgery? Don't think so!

42. What do you get complimented about most? Apparently I'm awesome. Can be good when coming from friends, makes an awful compliment when breaking up.

43. Have you ever had braces? Never!

44. What do you want for your birthday? I can never tell. Just whatever the person sees that they think I would like, I guess. Those that know me well will get something really good. I'll like whatever I get.

45. How many kids do you want? 11 (2 mine, 9 adopted), 72 (if I'm to be a lonely cat lady forever), but I'll probably end up with 2 either way

46. Were you named after someone? Queen Victoria for my first name and General Lee for my middle :)

47. Do you wish on stars? Sometimes

49. What kind of shampoo do you use? Depends. My hair is fickle like that. My scalp is a shampoo slut.

50. Do you like your handwriting? Nope. It's manly and lame.

51. What is your favorite lunch meat? Bologna though I do like salami when I can get it!

52. Any bad habits? I lose my mind after 1:30 in the morning, I bite my nails if I don't paint them

53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? I don't really have CD's anymore, but I do have some Hannah Montana songs I bought years ago that I prefer not to look at.

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Good question! Probably not lol

56. Do looks matter? Don't get me wrong, sexy guys are awesome but looks are pointless if the person underneath is a jerk. Ultimately, it's personality that matters most to me.

57. How do you release anger? Listening to music and writing stories with unhappy endings.

58. Where is your second home? Was Borders, but now...probably my dorm room.

60. What was your favorite toy as a child? Barbies back when they were normal looking and awesome. Oh, and My Little Pony! Oh, and stuffed animals! And dinosaurs!

61. How many numbers do you have on your cell phone? 945

62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? Yes! That kinda changed though once I saw Jurassic Park. Now dinosaurs eat people, not sing with them.

63. Do you use sarcasm? Always! And that's not sarcasm!

64. Mashed potatoes or Macaroni cheese? Mac and cheese!

65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Friendly, good sense of humor, romantic, same principles as me, within a 10-year age gap of me, deep voice, an obvious accent, good looks, loves cats!

66. What are your nicknames? Vicki/Vicky/Vickie/any other way to spell it. Also Tori, Toria, V and dear.

68. What's your favorite television show? Beauty and the Beast (the new version), Grimm, True Blood, Boardwalk Empire, Being Human, Ghost Hunters, Project Runway, Chopped, and the Wendy Williams show.

69. What was your actual SAT score? Definitely over 600 for all three parts. Surprised? oh yes!

70. What's your favorite ice-cream flavor? Chocolate and vanilla swirl

71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? Yes...

72. When was the last time you worked out? This morning. Waking up is quite a workout.

73. Did you notice there was no question 64? Not really. Let me check and get back to you on that!

74. What's the fastest you've gone in a car? 95 on a 35 road. And yes, I did get in trouble for it, but it was kinda worth it!

75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? If they want.

76. What are you listening to? The Hobbit soundtrack :)

78. Last person you talked to on the phone? My mom -_- Forever alone!

79. What's the first thing you noticed in the opposite/same sex? Looks and voice

80. Favorite thought-provoking song? Songs don't get listened to if they don't provide thoughts/story ideas for me! I guess my favorite right now would be Blunt the Knives and Misty Mountains from the Hobbit and any of the music used for the elves in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

81. Favorite thing to hate? Bugs.

82. Favorite month of the year? February (birth month), October ( I love me some Halloween!)

83. Favorite zodiac sign? Aquarius!

85. What is your hair color? A dark brown

86. Eye color? Brown

89. Favorite fast food restaurant? Duchess

90. Do you like sushi? Not a big fish fan. Do like shrimp, but that's it.

91. Last thing you watched? Movie=Lincoln, TV=Downton Abbey

93. Play any musical instruments? I sing and I also know how to play the flute and the piccolo

94. Republican or Democrat? I'm in the middle so I'm not really devout in any, but I'm listed as a Democrat for voting.

95. Kisses or hugs? Both, but hugs until I'm sure you aren't a serial killer lol

96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships, definitely.

97. What was the last thing you bought? Books, The Hobbit soundtrack and a needlepoint canvas

98. What kind of car do you have? A Toyota Corolla I think? I do know it's a Toyota whatever it is!

99. What book are you reading? The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien.

100. Describe your love life No boyfriend so i fantasize about getting with various handsome actors. Right now, having a slight Richard Armitage/Thorin Oakenshield fantasy so I guess I'm dating a dwarf.

The Soundtrack to My Life (iPod Shuffle game)

Opening Credits: Wings of a Butterfly bu HIM

Waking Up: Dil to Pagal Hai by Udi Narayan (It's Bollywood.)

First Day At School: In Jest or Earnest by Dario Marianelli (From the recent Jane Eyre soundtrack)

Falling In Love: One Man Phantom of the Opera by Nick Pitera

Fight Song: The Wedding Dress by Dario Marianelli (again, from Jane Eyre)

Breaking Up: The Last Dance from the musical Elisabeth. In German of course.

Prom Night:Awaken by Dario Marianelli (jeesh, my shuffle loves Jane Eyre!)

Life: Sail by AWOLNATION

Mental Breakdown: Set Fire to the Rain (Skrillex version)

Driving: La cour des miracles from the musical Notre Dame de Paris.

Flashback: Erebor by Howard Shore (from The Hobbit soundtrack)

Getting Back Together: One Man Les Miserables Medley by Nick Pitera

Wedding: In the Nightside of Eden by HIM

Birth of A Child: Pony by Far (Oh God...no)

Final Battle: Warg-scouts by Howard Shore (obviously Hobbit)

Funeral Song:It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas by Michael Buble (gee, thanks shuffle. Now I know how you feel!)

Final Credits: Cold, Cold Heart by Tony Bennett (What a wonderful way to end an awesome movie!)

You might be a musical fan if:

You threaten to drop chandeliers on people and punjab them when you get annoyed with them

Whenever you're really hungry, you start singing 'Food, Glorious Food!' at whatever meal is next

You offer people meat pies when they say they are hungry

You wish somebody would give you a red, long-stemmed, thornless rose with a black ribbon tied around it

You want somebody to sing 'Loving You Keeps Me Alive' to you

You always want to start a rebellion in the name of the poor

You randomly sing 'For Good' to your bestie

When you have a crush on someone, but they like somebody else, you sing 'I'm Not That Girl'

You can come and go by bubble

You swear by the stars

You tend to sic various musical characters on annoying people

You make your man wear a white half-mask

You know the only way to spell Erik is with a 'K' not a 'C'

You always find time to travel to Oklahoma

(Feel free to expand this list! Heaven knows it needs to be expanded!)