Hi, I'm Zantetsuken Reverse. Like my stuff? Great!

A lot of my earlier stuff isn't very good, and I'm fine with that. I couldn't have written good fanfiction without writing bad fanfiction first. And in a year, I'll think what I write today is terrible.

Like my new Avatar? I drew it myself!

Age: A number in the set of all real numbers

Nationality: Definitely not Belorussian

Country I live in: America. Normally I wouldn't say that, but you can see by my spelling, can't you?

Gender: I have two sex chromosomes, one of them is an X. I leave it to you to guess what the other one is

Comedic profiles of the Hetalia characters. If the dates are wrong, don't hesitate to correct me! (Hasn't been updated since 2013)

America

Physically: Weak guy with glasses

Mentally: THE HERO!

Actually: 500 years old, if you count Florida. If not, 406

Deep down: Wants to be loved

Deep, deep down: Wants to convert every single nation on earth into a democracy

Austria

Physically: weird guy who dresses in 19th century clothing

Mentally: Mozart

Actually: 1037 years old

Not Actually: Australia

Deep down: Selfish

Deep, deep down: The guy who was in charge of the HRE

Belarus

Physically: Cute girl

Mentally: Psychopath

Actually: 746 years old

Deep down: Loves her brother

Deep, deep down: Loves her brother a little too much

Canada

Physically: Invisible

Mentally: Invisible

Actually: 1013 years old, counting the Viking settlements. If not, 407

Deep down: Just wants to be noticed

Deep, deep down: Just wants to not be mistaken as America

England

Physically: Huge eyebrows

Mentally: Sarcastic jerk

Actually: 1960 years old

Deep down: Loving older brother

Deep, deep down: Pirate

Estonia

Physically: Nerd

Physically, without the glasses: Hidekaz Himaruya

Mentally: Nerd

Actually: 700-something

Deep down: Nerd

Deep, deep down: Viking… sort of, depending on who you’re asking

Finland

Physically: Cute, normal guy with baby face

Mentally: Sweden’s wife

Actually: 900-something, not really sure

Deep down: Tough guy

Deep, deep down: Santa

Hungary

Physically: Hot girl

Mentally: Horse-riding nomad

Actually: 1018 years old

Deep down: Caring older sister

Deep, deep down: Boy

Iceland

Physically: Another rebel who bleached his hair

Mentally: Quiet

Actually: 1039 years old

Deep down: Does actually want Norway to be his older brother

Deep, deep down: AHH! MAGMA!

Latvia

Physically, perceived: Nine year old boy lost from his mother

Physically, actually: Fifteen year old boy who’s way too short

Mentally: Crybaby

Actually: Something like 700-odd years old

Deep down: Miracle worker and heavy drinker

Deep, deep down: suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder

Lithuania

Physically: Rebel who grew his hair long

Mentally: Yamato nadeshiko, Japanese ideal woman

Actually: 760 years old

Deep down: Farmer

Deep, deep down: Guy who beat the Teutonic Knights by setting his best friend up as bait

Poland

Physically: Nineteen year old crossdresser

Mentally: Sixteen year old valley girl

Actually: 1047 years old

Deep down: Loves Liet

Deep, deep down: Wants to dump Warsaw on someone else so that Krakow is his capital again

Prussia

Physically: Rebel who bleached his hair and wears red contact lenses

Mentally: Arrogant tough guy

Actually: 823 years old

Deep down: Methodical soldier older brother

Deep, deep down: Religious fanatic

Russia

Physically: Very, very tall, and yet shorter than Lithuania

Mentally: Psychopath

Actually: 781

Deep down: Wants to be loved

Deep, deep down: Wants everyone to become one with him

Spain

Physically: Pretty-boy

Mentally: Over-affectionate tomato farmer

Actually: 2813 years old

Deep down: Still loves tomatoes

Deep, deep down: Psychopath