Hello Peoples!!!!

I am about 20 years old, and change my name on a daily basis, or I would give that to you also.

I absolutely love reading! My family thinks that I might be addicted to it. Which I probably am.

I am also very addicted to The Mentalist. Which is coming back to bite me in the butt right now. Grr.

I also want to own a monkey, sea otter, and a cat. (Although I now own a monkey flashlight!!)

I currently am attempting to raise tadpoles. The things I will do for extra credit. But they all died.

I have a lot of random sayings that make absolutely no sense to anyone who wasn't there when the saying was created.

I love getting into discussions with people. Mostly I just like talking.

I have a birthday sometime during the year. As to whether or not it is close to this particular date, it depends on when you are reading this.

I just discovered that my computer can actually understand what I say to it. This really is amusing me to no end.

Never ask me for information and expect a straight answer. It just doesn't work that way.

I have a very strange sense of humor sometimes that apparently not a lot of people get. Which is sorta sad, because I tend to be really funny if someone gets me going.

I really should not write things late at night. The weirdest things tend to be said when that happens.

If you actually need to get in touch with me to let me know something, I wish you luck.

Not much else to say about me.

MY ODD WORDS OF WISDOM:

You should never eat pizza with peanut butter on it. I was the smart one and didn't eat it. If you want to know what it tastes like, ask the teachers I was with at the time.

Suggesting to someone that you didn't cause trouble all day is a bad idea if you ran into someone and caused them to spill their lunch earlier. (It was a complete accident, honest!!)

Monkeys really should be able to swim in water. If they could, that would make them the awesomest (not really sure if this is a word, but it sounds good) animal in the world.

The 's' key on my keyboard feels really weird right now.

Did you know when you sneeze, everything in your body stops, even your heart? And that you can't sneeze with your eyes open? (I tried to a few times, it didn't work.)

Hearing fantasies about a place with mac'n'cheese pizza really aren't fantasies. There is actually a place that serves that. (Unfortunately, the one closest to where i live closed up)

When someone asks you "What else can go wrong," you really shouldn't answer since it is most likely a rhetorical question.

When doing a math problem there are only 2 things you need to know: 4 will never equal 22, and 'a' can never equal 'b.' (apparently this isn't very funny, but very important to note.)

Crying is okay. Especially when there are no words to express the emotion that you are feeling. Sometimes some shed tears will do all of the talking for you.

Have you ever wondered what people are thinking? Don't. Chances are you don't want to know. Especially if it is me you want to understand.

Sometimes, the best way to clean things up before your parents arrive at your dorm really is to shove everything on the floor into your dresser and have your roommate do the same with their suitcase. (Stupid thing is, my parents didn't even come up to my room cause the bridge was out.)

Waiting until the last minute to do papers and presentations might not be the best way to get things done, but it sure does add interest to your life. 'Specially when you're really tired and still have to be up for a few hours to do said paper or presentation.

The Grand Old Duke of York, he had 10,000 men. He marched them up a hill, and then back down again. So when you're up, you're up; and when you're down, you're down; but when you're only half way up, you're neither up nor down. (Watching someone singing this while in the middle of a game of Sitting, Standing, Lying Down is really funny.)

I really am insane. The world just can't prove it. However, if you are still reading my odd words of wisdom, you probably think I am insane, because none of this should make sense unless you were there for the actual thing. If you were, come talk to me, seeing as you should know exactly who is saying this.

Sincerely,
sunshinefish

Prepare your hearts and minds for the day of the LORD's coming!