New Story: That's What She said!!!

Synopsis: Bella and the gang are 14. Just about the worst age ever. You see, with girls and boys like the ones at Forks Middle School, nothing can ever go right. Ladies and gentlemen, peek into the lives of a few dirty minded teens.

Note from Me: Hello Everybody! Soooo sorry that I haven't been writing lately… I have been uber-busy and (unfortunately) have had writers block for a long time. I hope this makes up for it! And please realize that I happen to be at the age of immaturity… I think I know what I'm doing ;) JK! (Really though, all of my friends are guys just like Jazz, Edward, and dearest Em!)

Chapter 1- Oh the age of immaturity…

The muffled din of the lunchroom served as a perfect cover for the boisterous conversation going on at the table in the back corner. You see, this is where 3 boys and 3 girls sat- Rosalie, Alice, Edward, Jasper, Bella, and Emmett.

The kids, now 14 and approaching the end of middle school, had been best friends since 5th grade. This was one unlikely friendship- no could have predicted it. You see, these kids were about as different as you could get.

There was Edward Cullen- the serious, strong, handsome one. And Edward's sister, Alice, was a short little black haired girl who never stopped flitting and fluttering about. Rosalie Hale was the blonde teen model, and her boyfriend of 2 years, Emmett McCarty, was about as big and lovable as you could get. Jasper Hale, Rose's twin, was the quiet, caring one who had been going out with Alice as long as Emmett and Rose had been dating. And finally there was Bella Swan: A sweet, shy, fragile girl. And the love of Edward's life. But she didn't know that yet. Neither did he.

Anyway, recently the kids had been, well, growing up. Physically, yes, but mentally… even more so. To put it quite frankly, these teens had the minds of college boys. And that included the girls.

Today was probably the worst so far- the That's What She Said joke was spreading around the 8th grade like a virus.

Guess who started that?

Yes, Emmett. While looking at porn online (Rose was refusing to 'give him any'), he discovered a website. A very, very, very bad website. And then forwarded that website to Jasper. Who forwarded it to every guy in the grade.

Needless to say, the girls were getting furious. The first few jokes of the week had been hilarious. Even a couple teachers had chuckled with the class before putting on a serious face and getting back to teaching. But now detentions were being handed left and right. And couples were breaking up from lack of 'sensitivity' and 'seriousness'.

The only ones tolerating the so called 'disease' were our friends in the back.

"Rose, baby, come on! Just a peek?" Emmett was on hid knees begging her to show him her photos from her last shoot.

"Emmett. Jesus. Let it go! The ad will be out next week!" Alice reprimanded.

Emmett whimpered. "This isn't fair! How come I have to wait along with the rest of the state for this damn ad to come out! Can you at least tell me what you're wearing?" He turned to Rose.

The look on her face proved that she was enjoying every minute of this. "Well, it's silver and skimpy…" Emmett groaned. "…and I'm outside."

Her boyfriend grabbed her out of her chair and put her in his lap. Emmett started slobbering all over Rose's ear. "You. Will. Show. Me. The. Pictures." They started kissing. A lot.

"AWWWW!!!! Man you guys are disgusting. Knock it off you two." Jasper shielded his eyes.

"Okay. Umm… I am now going to nonchalantly change the subject," Bella said.

"I agree with you there, Bells," Edward chuckled.

"Well… how about the… rain?" Bella asked eager to move this conversation along. She didn't feel comfortable watching her friends make out; she was the only single one. Even Edward was going out with the most popular girl in school, Tanya Denali.

Sigh. Edward. The hottest thing in the world. She'd been in love with him since the beginning of forever. He was the smartest, most sensitive, sweet, intense boy ever to…

"Yo! Bella! Did you seriously just ask us about the rain?" Emmett startled her from her thoughts.

The rain. Nothing new, of course. The group lived in Forks, Washington: a small town in the middle of nowhere. It also happened to be one of the rainiest places in the country.

Bella giggled. "Well, it certainly is… well, uh, wet…"

The others burst out into laughter.

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" shouted the boys in unison.

Amazing how immature boys can be, isn't it? Really, though, this is nothing new to these 8th graders. Immaturity was theirs. They owned it. It was totally their thing.

The girls, however, after listening to a week of That's What She Said jokes, were finally getting fed up with the opposite species.

"Jasper!" Alice snapped. "Can you please, like, shut up? We have heard these jokes repeatedly the whole week! We are sick and tired of them!" She turned away, crossing her arms and huffing.

Jasper walked over to his girlfriend, wrapping his arms around her waist. He was about to say something but just then Mike Newton, a chubby blonde boy with a massive crush on Bella, walked up.

"Hiya, Bella!" He said happily. "I just got tickets to see a concert this Friday night in Seattle… want to come?"

"That's what he said," Emmett whispered in Edward's ear. Snickering started at the table.

Bella turned to Mike. "Umm, sorry Mike, but I, um actually, have… plans. Yeah. Plans. A… project. Sorta"

Bella was usually a sweet person, but occasionally she had to lie. And 99% of the time she was lying to a Mr. Mike Newton.

"Oh. Um… okay. Maybe next time." Mike stuttered.

"Yeah. Definitely." Bella replied. "Bye now!"

She turned toward the rest of the table, who was laughing as they watched Mike walk away. "I know this is going to sound stupid and very wrong, but he has quite a big head, doesn't he?"

Laughter erupted from the teens. "That's what she said!" The Hales yelled.

"Haha good one Bella!" Edward said as he smothered her in a hug.

Amazing. The boys were so immature, and yet the girls still liked them anyway.

If that's not true love, then I don't know what is.

End Notes: Yes, this will hopefully be a full blown story- but that depends on you. Comment! At least 10 gets you another chapter. Hmmmmm….

And also, as for my other stories… some I'll drop, and some I'll attempt to carry on with. Please read and review them all; raise my self esteem and I'll get encouraged to write!

I have break all next week so that means free time…

If you want more, tell me, and I'll make it happen.

Luv to you!