My response to the "White Lines" spoilers. Jane goes on a date, but while he's away, an event occurs that will change his life forever. Eventual Jisbon. Rated T for language and violence-nothing too graphic. Holy cow, guys. IT'S FINALLY COMPLETE!

AU. After fleeing to Venezuela what does Jane think about, what does he do? What are Lisbon's reactions to his letters each month? How does Jane turn the situation to his advantage? My response to the idea Jane was passive and unthinking in exile. This is how Jane would recover and get on with his life. / I do not own The Mentalist and reap no economic benefits from this story.

Just a silly, little (late) Christmas fic.

Crack!AU aftermath of 6x08, Red John. Spoilers for S6, ahoy! "What does the Internal Revenue Service have to do with you dueling Red John?"

When a tragic car crash kills Grace's sister and brother-in-law it leaves Alexis Van Pelt without parents. Alexis Van Pelt is Grace's 5 year old niece that she has never met, but that is about to change!

"The usual sparkle in her eyes, smile on her face, and spring in her step was gone, and Lisbon was willing to do anything to get it back." This is my little twist on what happened in the season 3 finale Strawberries and Cream. It's different, sort of.

"It was in a dark and humid basement where they found them – Jane, staring mindlessly at what appeared to be sleeping Lisbon in his arms, her arms wrapped around his waist." ANGSTY. Jisbon. Character deaths. For now a one-shot, may write a sequel. Rated a STRONG T, honestly.

And with that, Red John attended his first ever Valentine's Day party. Crack!fic.

I know I'm a day late but here's my Mentalist Thanksgiving story! Grace's family and the team celebrate Thanksgiving together. Just a fluffy little story.

This is a story I wrote based on Track 16: Begin Again from Taylor Swift's album Red.

Little tag to the brilliant epi 5x02 Devil's Cherry

Lisbon is calling out for a little help but don't you DARE call her a damsel in distress.

A glimpse at the life and times of Lisbon and Jane.

3 ten year old triplets get kidnapped. Lisbon sends Grace out to check the forest for any clues to where the girls are being held hostage. What happens when a storm hits leaving an injured Grace lost in the forest with a hostile kidnapper and 3 scared sisters. Will Grace save them in time? Will they make it out of the woods? Will they survive?

Some insights into RJ's motivations.

A case really hits the team.

When the star defender of a high school soccer team is murdered the CBI team tries to find the murderer, but they end up finding something no one ever expected! Is the best friend of the victim really Grace's sister? Will they find the real murderer?

She was his air and now he can't breathe. Sorry for the bad summery

A two-parter about Wainwright in the Crimson Hat. Would you like to know what happened to him in his last day alive? T/M-ish for language, methinks.

20 reasons why Teresa Lisbon's team tolerates Patrick Jayne.

He knows it's foolhardy, but he can't help carrying on. A drabble. - There might be spoilers for the season finale...

"I understand how it feels to want revenge so badly that it physically aches inside. I killed him, Jane. I killed him for you." Very angsty. No copyright infringement intended.

Well, mom and dad were going to find her very soon. They had to find her. They were cops, after all – weren't they?

Five times Red John could have killed the team.

A little tragic AU fic

Everything you need to know to prevent your own termination at the hands of your very own pocket rocket, dynamite, heavily armed, and cute as a button Agent LISBON unit. Includes place of manufacture, tips on OOC prevention, and list of accessories.

. one-shot. pure crack!fic . Jane is feeling angsty. VERY angsty. VERY. Unabashedly so. Humorously so.

Valentine's Day at CBI.