cumberland river relichide bio
 Author has written 30 stories for Frasier, Mentalist, and Grantchester. --Guide to Cumberland River Relic's stories and series-- My favorite stories are "I Remember You" (Mentalist), the "Clear Blue Morning" [Cannon River] series (Mentalist), and "Frasier Returns: The Boss and Her Friend" (Frasier). *Guide to Mentalist stories* - The “Clear Blue Morning” [Cannon River] series: “Clear Blue Morning” – AU: Police Chief Teresa Lisbon & Patrick Jane and romance in Cannon River, Washington “Baby Blue Skies” – Baby makes three in Cannon River; Lisbon and Jane also play matchmaker for two friends “Cheerful Little Earful” – Reunion of Lisbon, Jane, Cho, Rigsby, and Van Pelt in Cannon River; Cho finds love with a mystery woman - The “Five Extra Minutes” series: “The Five Extra Minutes” – Patrick and Teresa as you’d never expect to see them; set at the end of episode 6x08 “12B: Dream a Little Dream of Me” - Patrick and Teresa as you’d never expect to see them; set at the end of the Season 6 finale - Mentalist standalone stories: “Blue Turtle” – Jane & Lisbon with a hint of romance "Bros and Cons" - Set a few weeks after episode 7x13, "White Orchids," all three Lisbon brothers visit newlyweds Patrick and Teresa “Director Cho's Retirement Dinner” – Jane and Lisbon have their own reality TV show "Good Minions Are So Hard To Find These Days” – Red John has problems with employee discontent" "I Dream of Paddy" - AU: Romantic fantasy with Patrick and Teresa “I Remember You” – AU: Mentalist 4x10, “Fugue In Red,” only Lisbon suffers the memory loss instead of Jane - romance and suspense ensue “In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning” – Mysterious phone calls “It's a Mystery” – Jane, Cho, and personal property "Lovely Day" - A short romance-and-family story for newlyweds Patrick and Teresa set a few weeks after episode 7x13, "White Orchids" “Observations at the Bistro” – Observations about Jane and Lisbon’s relationship “Road Apples” - Rigsby, Van Pelt, and the birthday pony “Welcome To The Family” – Set in the future: Lisbon, Jane, their son, and their future daughter-in-law *Guide to Frasier stories* - The “Frasier Returns” series: “Frasier Returns: The Boss and Her Friend” (my first and favorite fanfic) – Frasier & Roz get together “So, Will You Miss Me Today?” – Frasier & Roz married “The Lasso of Truth” – Frasier & Roz married - Frasier standalone stories: “Beethoven's Sixth” – Niles & Daphne friendship and romance “First Name Basis” – Niles & Daphne get together in a reworked plot from Season 7 “Food Service: Episode tags for Frasier 2x23 and 10x14” – Frasier & Roz, food & friendship" "Frasier in 17 Syllables" - Frasier haiku “Niles' Nightmare: An Eel Wielding Englishwoman” – Niles & Daphne and nightmares “Pawn Girls, Gators, and Gaiters“ – Martin dreams of reality TV shows “That hussy!” – Niles & Daphne friendship “The Chess Queen and the Space Man” – Frasier & Roz at the crossroads of friendship and romance *Guide to Grantchester stories* "Grantchester Season 1 Haiku Summaries" - What the name implies! "I Thought About You" - Hildegard Staunton in Episode 1x1 boards the train in Grantchester to begin her long journey back to Berlin. Can anything relieve her bleak outlook? |
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Sick Leave by Idan reviews
For Agent ERA, from the prompt "Cho's taken down by a nasty case of pneumonia and Jane decides to play nurse. With help from Rigsby. Cho is doomed. Resistance is futile."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2018 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
The Bribe by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
TM Creative Fest Prompt #115: When Jane refuses again to attend a mandatory seminar in the CBI and threatens to wreak havoc if he's forced to go, Lisbon resorts to bribery in a last-ditch attempt to get him to behave. It works surprisingly well once she finds the right bribe.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,786 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 9/23/2018 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Rainy Day by Idan reviews
For The Mentalist Creative Fest. Prompt #112: Jane, Lisbon, and a rainy day.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Wedding Gifts by Idan reviews
Lisbon was wearing a beautiful diamond bracelet at the wedding. Where did it come from?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2018 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Wild Card by Idan reviews
Patrick Jane is a resilient man, but now he realizes there might be something he can't cope with: his teenage daughter dating. Is her boyfriend up to something, or is he just imagining things? Sequel to Second Hand, which was a sequel to In the Cards, but don't worry if you haven't read those.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 164,458 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/18/2018 - Published: 12/27/2015 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
That Night with the Cabernet by mayzee reviews
Teresa Lisbon had, naturally, heard of the perils of online shopping while intoxicated. She had recited the same to herself as she'd picked up her phone in one hand that night, THAT glass of red in the other. Some pretty inane random silliness. Oneshot. Reviews, as ever, are appreciated.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Complete
Contingencies by PoppingVestButtons reviews
Jane tells Lisbon his plans after her kills Red John, and he asks her to go with him. Part of a fic exchange.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2017 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
The Story of My Life by Hayseed Socrates reviews
Starts as a tag for the episode Red John. After Jane disappears, Lisbon makes a revelatory discovery that informs her future. Written for Hope's fanfic challenge from a prompt.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,574 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Complete
Blind Faith by Idan reviews
This is for the fic exchange arranged by the amazing Half Agony and Hope. The prompt was "What if it was Lisbon hurt in Bloodshot and blind instead of Jane?"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Confession by half agony and hope reviews
So he turns, and he runs, disappearing into the darkness and thinking of all the confessions he should have made to her.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Someplace Fabulous by Hayseed Socrates reviews
What would have happened if Jane had asked Lisbon out at the end of Violets? A one shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/9/2017 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Letters to Teresa by Idan reviews
Some things are better said in writing. Post White Orchids. Chapter 7: The Happiest Place on Earth added. Fluff warning!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,172 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 3/27/2015 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.]
Blue Christmas by mayzee reviews
Jane spends his first Christmas on the island, set six months after he has killed Red John. Some tequila and a late night visitor. Oneshot. Reviews, as ever, are appreciated.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Past, Present, and Future by half agony and hope reviews
"I don't dare inquire any further. I've already bypassed toeing the line for stepping over it altogether. But Jane takes matters out of my hands, the words flowing out of his mouth like a stream over a waterfall." Post Every Rose Has Its Thorn.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Victimology by Idan reviews
Jane versus Bosco. This started out as a tag to 2x1, Redemption, but spans the entire Bosco arc.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,340 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Samuel B. - Complete
High Rollers by Hayseed Socrates reviews
Sometimes gambling yields good results. Just a little piece of plot free fluff, because I can't seem to quit this show. Set a couple of months after Jane and Lisbon's wedding.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2016 - Complete
Running Away by Hayseed Socrates reviews
A chronological look at Patrick Jane's ingrained tendency to run away. The third and final chapter is up, and I've included an Epilogue. Expect drama, angst, and a bit of humor. I hope you enjoy it.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,176 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., Wayne R.
Careful Negotiations by mayzee reviews
Lisbon and Abbott discuss working together, the CBI closure...and Jane, naturally. My take on a missing scene in Green Thumb. Oneshot. Reviews, as ever, are appreciated.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Teresa L., D. Abbott - Complete
Walk This Way by Hayseed Socrates reviews
This is not a tag, but rather a "deleted scene" from Little Yellow House. It takes place after Jane explains to the team that George Holiday (the poker playing mob boss) needs a different kind of motivation so they can get Jane into the poker game. Remember that leather skirt?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2016 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Bagheera and the Little Prince by Idan reviews
Tag to Bloodshot, 1x16. How did Lisbon and Jane get from Van Pelt's wrecked car to the couch scene the next morning? In my mind, the path ran through a hospital, a diner, and several literary allusions.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2016 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Partners by Hayseed Socrates reviews
A series of stand alone one shots examining the complex and fascinating Jane/Lisbon relationship as set forth on the show. I attempted to keep them in canon during the show, then tried to keep post show installments in time as our couple continued their life together. This chapter, Private Eyes, is the final one, completing the series. Hope you've enjoyed this journey.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,867 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Real by Idan reviews
Tag to Scarlett Fever, 1x15. Jane believes in the therapeutic value of make believe, but sometimes he needs something real.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2016
The Situation at Hand by Idan reviews
Tag to Seeing Red, 1x7. Lisbon meditates on one of her favorite things about Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kristina F. - Complete
The Mentalist in Briefs by Hayseed Socrates reviews
Episodes condensed to seventeen syllables. Hope you enjoy them. (an experiment in haiku) The final installment is up, Season 7.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John, Grace vP. - Complete
Checks and Balances by Idan reviews
After Blood for Blood (3x14), Jane and Lisbon talk about influence, justice, and cherry pie.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Taste of Honey by A.Baroness reviews
Frasier helps Roz with a problem - in his very own way. Frasier/Roz. VERY short fic (with very little plot). One-shot
Frasier - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Frasier - Complete
Promises by Idan reviews
Jane reflects on his promises to Lisbon. Tag to Pink Chanel Suit.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2015 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Blondie and the Boss by Idan reviews
Everyone needs someone to talk to after a bad day at work. Even Kimball Cho. Tag to Code Red.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Kimball C. - Complete
The Prisoner of Napa by Idan reviews
AU, inspired by the novel The Prisoner of Zenda but very much a Mentalist tale. In the late 19th century, conman Patrick Jane finds himself mistaken for the prince engaged to Queen Teresa of Lisvonia, both of them in danger from the ambitious Duke known as Red John. Complete. Thank you to the fabulous phoenixx2812 for the cover!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 158,447 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Airport Interlude by Idan reviews
During a layover, Cho people watches. Some are strangers, and some are family. Post White Orchids.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/26/2015 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C. - Complete
Season 8 - The Mentalist by Hayseed Socrates reviews
What if The Mentalist was granted a short Season 8? Here's my take on the list of S8 episodes, with sneak peeks for the eps added in subsequent chapters. (This was great fun to write) 8.13, the Season 8 Finale is now up - White Knuckles. It's long for a sneak peek but it's the last one, so...I hope you enjoy this episode, and thanks for reading my imagined Season 8. Complete.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,966 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., J. Wylie - Complete
Revelations by Hayseed Socrates reviews
This short piece attempts to flesh out Jane's decision making process in Byzantium, and is set during that episode, as he leaves the tavern. Now I've added a longer companion point of view from Lisbon, which is woven in and out over the last few episodes.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
What a Girl Wants to Hear by Idan reviews
A what-if/alternate ending for Il Tavolo Bianco. At dinner, Lisbon answers Jane's question in a different way. And then they have a serious discussion, like grown-ups. Wacky idea, I know.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/21/2015 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Drunken Uncle by Hayseed Socrates reviews
Jane gives Rigsby a hand - Jane/Lisbon if you squint. Just a little one shot from Rigsby's POV. Inspired by the time Rigsby referred to Jane as their "drunken uncle." Light inner monologue with a touch of bittersweet angst. I've added a sequel chapter that is set in the post S7 finale future - from young Annie Lisbon's point of view (Stan's daughter) - pretty fluffy stuff.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Patrick J., Wayne R. - Complete
Progression by Vinividivinci reviews
After seeing Jane in a new light, Teresa starts getting a yearning to have a child. This story follows season 7 but fills in some gaps (from my perspective). Total Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Precious Days by Hayseed Socrates reviews
Travel with us many, many years into the future, where a married Jane and Lisbon must temporarily enter an assisted living facility. Expect humor, murder, hanky panky, detecting, and the occasional tug on the heartstrings. This story is a collaboration with the talented Donnamour1969, and Donna's concluding chapter is now finished.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,658 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Nobody Has to Die by Hayseed Socrates reviews
Jane and Lisbon both come to some important conclusions. Just a one shot I wrote to channel my anxiety while waiting for 7.10 (Nothing Gold Can Stay) to air. Hope you find it enjoyable.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Hair Sex by Sue Shay reviews
Someone on Tumblr pointed out that Lisbon hasn't yet touched Jane's glorious locks...yet. Entwife wrote an adorable piece on Lisbon's view of Jane's hair and it inspired one in me. So here it is...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] D. Abbott - Complete
Season Seven Drabbles by Sue Shay reviews
SPOILER ALERT FOR 07X02 GREYBAR HOTEL, 07x03 ORANGE BLOSSOM ICE CREAM and beyond! Drabbles in no particular order! I just post them as they come to me - so sorry! (I don't own the fabulousness that is The Mentalist Season 7, btw.)
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.]
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by Hayseed Socrates reviews
Jane and Lisbon get home from a tough case right before Christmas. Someone asked who was going to write about Jane and Lisbon's Christmas, so this happened during my lunch at a Thai place. (This is pure, unapologetic, sappy, 'possibly maudlin' fluff, sure to require some insulin, so you have been warned. I blame Jimmy Stewart)
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Baby You Can Drive My Car by Hayseed Socrates reviews
Short tag for episode 7.01, Nothing But Blue Skies. Lisbon and Jane go for a ride.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Why by Hayseed Socrates reviews
Cho gets his Socratic methods turned back onto him by the new girl on the team, and figures some things out in the process. Jisbon if you squint very, very hard. Quick one shot. (BTW, somebody needs to add Vega to the ff characters list)
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Complete
The Pretender by Idan reviews
Lisbon and Jane ponder truth, lies, and their relationship as they encounter a woman from their past. Based on spoilers for episode 7x03. Thanks to the fabulous From7heAshes for the cover!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,711 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
You Don't Know Me by Hayseed Socrates reviews
A multichapter that starts a week or two after Silver Wings of Time (6.17). A person from Jane's past unexpectedly surfaces during a case, providing Lisbon with some much needed insight. (Departs from canon, but eventual Jane/Lisbon.) The final chapter 16 is now up and the story is complete!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,143 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., K. Fischer - Complete
Blue Bird Drabbles by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
A very short tag to 'Blue Bird'.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Haven't Got Time for the Pain by Hayseed Socrates reviews
Yet another suspect threatens Patrick Jane, leading to a revelatory evening in his life. This story is a shortish one shot set a year after Blue Bird, written in first person/present tense. I hope you enjoy it.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Complete
Moving Forward by Idan reviews
Sequel to Recalculating. Jane and Lisbon's new relationship is challenged by a case with a personal angle for Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,031 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Mentalist 2pt0 Drabble Collection by Sue Shay reviews
SPOILERS for the post-06x08 post-RJ World. The latest is a "BlueBird" tag. Don't read if you don't want to know. :) I don't own these characters and never will unless I win the BIG lottery. Then I'll buy the characters and play with them like marionettes. Now I'm making no money from these writings and expect nothing but to (I hope) entertain you.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] OC - Complete
Paradise of the Heart by Sue Shay reviews
Patrick Jane misses his little island home and takes the chance of going back. Post Blue Bird spoilers, sorta. Complete fantasy, maybe. ***Me? Own the Mentalist? Not a chance. I just like to dream about upcoming episodes and put them onto paper. No money changing hands to produce this story.***
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Recalculating by Idan reviews
A few months after moving to DC, Lisbon is called to testify in an old case in Austin. Seeing her again leads Jane to question the decisions they both made. T/M for language and eventual sexytimes. Multi chapter. Goes AU after Black Hearts.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,197 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Golden by Sue Shay reviews
Tag for 06x22 - Jane has time to think while waiting for the TSA's torture for messing with one of their airplanes. No, I don't own The Mentalist or any of these characters. They are firmly in Mr. Heller's highly capable hands and he's taking very good care of them for us.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Time & Place by Sue Shay reviews
Tag 06x20 SPOILERS - Jane isn't sure what noble means, but he does understand love. Why can't Lisbon understand it just like he does? (This story is the result of my frustrations with these two intelligent idiots.) T for language. May go M later.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Romantic Interlude by A.Baroness reviews
AU scene for the talk between Frasier and Roz during "Guilt Trippers". One-shot.
Frasier - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Frasier, Roz - Complete
Lone Star State by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
Spoilers up to Violets and Silver Wings of Time. Cho reflects on the Jane, Lisbon and Pike situation. Reviews and comments very welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Complete
Dear Diary by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
Lisbon and Jane both turn to diary writing as a way to process their thoughts and feelings post the demise of Red John and the closure of the CBI. Chapters will alternate between their POVs. Rated T for language. Comments and reviews are always welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,279 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Muddy Melt Water by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
Spoliers for ep 6x15 - "White as the Driven Snow". Abbott attempts to deal with the aftermath of Jane's plans for rescuing van Pelt. Originally a one shot but re-opened to tell a longer version of the story. Rating changed to T for future subject matter, to be on safe side.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L., D. Abbott
Words by Idan reviews
Lisbon tries to get Jane to say the words before it's too late. Based on a spoiler for the rest of the season.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] Kimball C. - Complete
White Out by Sue Shay reviews
COMPLETE! S6 SPOILERS! LANGUAGE M rating in Ch 7 thru Epilogue When a congresswoman's daughter disappears, utilizing Jane's mental clarity is the only way to get her back. Can Lisbon keep him in line so they both don't end up dead? And can Jane finally figure out the mystery surrounding Lisbon since he returned? H.E.A and some JISBON.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,965 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C., K. Fischer - Complete
Have a Care by Sue Shay reviews
This has been REOPENED! Drabbles of Friendship, Bromance and Romance. Rated K for now. May go T later. We'll see. THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER & ARE ALL AU! :)Disclaimer: I own only the order of my words. Team Heller owns the characters. I'm grateful that they share with us and glad they're making the money, even though I'm not! :D
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 4/25/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.]
All systems go by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
Spoilers for episodes up to and including 6x09. A story written entirely in drabbles. Jane's flight from a murder charge which would be courtesy of the FBI. Please read from the beginning. It involves some aliases and therefore won't make sense otherwise. Please forgive me that I take some poetic licence with distances during the story. Reviews and feedback very welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Patrick J. - Complete
Aftermath by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
Sequel to Sue Shay's story, "Too soon to go." Spoliers for ep 6x09, 'My Blue Heaven.' A glimpse into Jane's life in Venezuela.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Patrick J. - Complete
For The Birds - Aviary Savior by Sue Shay reviews
Jane reviews past success that he decides may not be to his credit. Drabble. I don't own the characters. Just writing for fun, not profit.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Too Soon To Go by Sue Shay reviews
This is a reposting of a one-shot with a looooong history. Jane discovers he's not the only one to have lived a very hard life. Cherished children are lost from loving parents all the time. Jane's epiphany is blinding. By the way, I don't own the characters and am only writing for self-amusement. Hope you enjoy too. See Make-Mine-A-Kiaora's "Aftermath" for the sequel to this story.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Patrick J., OC - Complete
Could Be by Sue Shay reviews
Jane's malaria - contracted in Venezuela - has relapsed, and the 104 degree fever is making him see things. Could be it's for the best. I do not own the Mentalist characters or anything. Just writing for fun. And because Heller isn't giving us a Jane/Lisbon romance SO FAR. Guess we have to do it ourselves, eh? Thanks, Cumberland River Relic & Make-Mine-A-Kiaora, for friendship!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Patrick J., OC - Complete
The Real You, Huh? by Sue Shay reviews
SPOILER FOR GREEN THUMB, 06x10. This four part drabble is my take on what was going on in Lisbon's and Cho's heads during certain scenes. I own nothing Mentalist and am writing for entertainment purposes only. Ain't getting nuthin' from this but good clean fun.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] Kimball C., K. Fischer - Complete
The Lovers by Sue Shay reviews
Drabbles about Lisbon/Jane, Van Pelt/Rigsby, Cho/whoever. Each drabble not connected to any others nor in keeping with any particular timeline. Probably OOC, too. Rated T for now, possibly switched to M later. No copyright infringement intended. Just fun
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Complete
Final Payback by Sue Shay reviews
Frank has a job to do and he's gonna do it...no matter WHAT Patrick Jane thinks! That doesn't mean it will be easy. Jane is one slick opponent! BTW, as much as I wish and pray and plead and beg, Team Heller won't give me rights to The Mentalist and the wonderful characters involved. I adore them, but I don't own them. Nope.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] OC - Complete
Tallying up the disgrace by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
Spoilers for season 6 up to and including 6x09 'My Blue Heaven'. Cho reflects on progress post Red John's demise. One instance of swearing.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Complete
Rice & Beans by Sue Shay reviews
Spoiler alert: My Blue Heaven 06x09 - This is STRICTLY MY GUESS of what happens after Jane kills Red John C'mon! Everyone knows Jane is gonna kill RJ, right? Somehow? It's gonna happen! (Written before 06x08) I don't own anything about the Mentalist and I'm making no money from these writings.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Walter M. - Complete
Lies Born of Love by Sue Shay reviews
SPOILERS for Fire & Brimstone - 06x06 CO-AUTHORED DOUBLE DRABBLE BY SUE SHAY AND CUMBERLAND RIVER RELIC. Our two star-crossed lovers are willing to lie to protect what they love.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Ready or Not by Sue Shay reviews
COMPLETE "Tragedy and sorrow force two resistant lovers to appreciate what is truly important in life and they discover that what's important is each other." -OR - "Lisbon felt prepared for everything until Death claims members of her family. And dammit! How much help was Jane gonna be?" Post-RJ. Rated T for adult situations/language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Regret by Idan reviews
Inspired by the TV Guide post-RJ spoilers. Don't read if you're staying spoiler free! Lisbon reflects on the nature of regret. Not as depressing as it sounds, I promise!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Mask of Red Death by Sue Shay reviews
MAJOR SPOILER! 06x02 Black-tailed Redbird Drabble. My take of Jane's thoughts. And yes, this is not to be mistaken for Poe's Masque of the Red Death, which was about a costume party wherein Death pays a visit to particularly hubristic revelers who think t
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Patrick J. - Complete
Fire and ice by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
Red John kidnaps Grace. Lisbon and Jane find her. Angsty.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2013
In the garden of Gethsemane by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
Inspired by "Paint it Red" April Prompt "Save me". The morning after events in Orchid Lane in "There will be blood". Title comes from poem by Kipling. Started as a one-shot (my first Mentalist story) but more recently updated. I'd be delighted if you decide to leave a review and let me know what you think. Rated T for language. Disclaimer added: not mine, no money made
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,193 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
27 Minutes by Idan reviews
"For twenty-seven minutes today, I lived with your death. And I spent every one of those minutes hating myself for all the things I never told you, things I was too afraid to face."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Showtime! by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
Jane and Red John face off in a final all-or-nothing confrontation. Will Lisbon or her agents be in time to intervene? Rated T for moderate swearing and some violence in the first chapter. A story made up of 26 alphabetically prompted drabbles and double drabbles. True drabbles ie exactly 100 words each
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John - Complete
50 prompts - Beyond World's End by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
When writing the 50 prompts chapters as a set of one shots, some chapters started to come together into a non-contiguous story.To make it less confusing, I've pulled them out into this separate entry. However, this is a collection of related one shots and not a real story. My apologies for any inconvenience. Set soon after the demise of Red John. Reviews and comments very welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Just a little bit by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
Set during season 5 ep 22. Spoilers for this ep. Starts with Jane's thoughts in the car after leaving Sean Barlow and Venice Beach, and later in the case. Then alternates between Lisbon and Jane for the subsequent chapters. Rated T for safety. Reviews are very welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,226 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Attack by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
A double drabble around the prompt "attack".
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Complete
A collection of drabbles by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
Rated T for anything that may appear but most entries likely to be K/K plus . Reviews and comments very welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Complete
Distractions by A.Baroness reviews
Niles and Daphne try to spend some quality time together, but something keeps interrupting them. Set somewhere in season 9. One-shot.
Frasier - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Niles, Daphne - Complete
50 prompts by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
This is based on the 50 prompts provided by Tromana on Paint-it-red. It was all meant to be oneshots but it turned into a mix of these and a separate story. I have now taken out the separate story and saved it as 50 prompts- beyond world's end. My apologies that this messes up the order of the reviews. Comments and reviews always welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013
Covering all bases by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
A one shot that invaded my mind, demanding to be written. Jane returns to the CBI following Red John's death, but he wants some things to be different. A discussion with LaRoche. Reviews and comments are very welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Patrick J. - Complete
We'll Make the Rules as we go by A.Baroness reviews
When Niles and Roz start dating, Daphne finds herself feeling... jealous? AU after "Decoys". Niles/Roz/Daphne. Rating just to be safe.
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,380 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Daphne, Niles, Roz - Complete
Keeping Secrets by samanddianefan10 reviews
Roz has carried a secret for years now, and the guilt is starting to eat at her. When she has the opportunity to come clean, will she do the right thing, no matter how many lives are affected? Starts off in Goodnight, Seattle. Totally AU and written for Leigh Ann
Frasier - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Frasier, Roz
Tell me something nice by hardly loquacious reviews
"If you're not going to tell me the truth, then at least tell me something nice." "I was telling you the truth! You just chose not to believe it!" "Oh please!" "And another thing, why do you assume that something true and something nice are mutually exclusive?" "I... what?" For juupke.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Some things are impossible to escape by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
Inspired by the May Paint it Red challenge, though only written for fun. Different chapters are set at different times and different team member's POVs. All 5 members. Complete. Ch 3 is rated K . Other chapters are angsty and rated T. Reviews always welcome. Disclaimer added: Not mine. No copyright infringement intended. No money made. Corrections made only, no new material.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
An eventful day by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
Laroche's thoughts after season 5 ep 21. A drabble. Reviews very welcome. Disclaimer added. Disclaimer: the characters are not mine and no money is being made from this.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Complete
An epiphany by make-mine-a-kiaora reviews
A drabble companion to "The garden of Gethsemane" but from Jane's POV. Rated T for safety but may be K . Reviews are very welcome. Slightly modified and disclaimer added. Disclaimer: I don't own anything Mentalist related except my copies of the DVDs. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Patrick J. - Complete
The Mentalist: Without Further Ado by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane and Teresa never meet but engage in a battle of wits. Each vows never to marry, but can their friends design a way to bring them together? Loving adaptation of Shakespeare's play, Much Ado About Nothing, without the iambic pentameter. Extreme AU, but please take a chance! Humor, romance, Jisbon, Rigspelt. Rated K /T
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,460 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L., Wayne R. - Complete
I'm Game by Sue Shay reviews
COMPLETE! It's been a strange, mysterious week for the team. Oh, crime in California is the same-old, same-old, but what's up with Boss and Jane? This is rated M for sexual content and violence/language. SORRY-05x16 SPOILER ALERT Chapter 12 and elsewhere. Humor throughout. (At least, I found parts of it funny, anyway...)
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,713 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Driven Beauty by Sue Shay reviews
One shot co-authored by Cumberland River Relic and Sue Shay (mostly by CRR! Go check out the other pieces CRR has written!) It's hard for an outsider to understand, but Jane's love knows no bounds!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Life with Lisbon by Sue Shay reviews
COMPLETE! It starts with having to buy a suit, a landmark event in Patrick Jane's new life evolving around CBI Agent Lisbon. M for explicit sex.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,011 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Bruised Hearts by iloveromance reviews
After surviving a disaster at Frasier's apartment on Valentine's Day, Niles realizes that he's been given a second chance at life and is persuaded to confess his love for Daphne in the hopes of winning her heart. (Episode: "Three Valentines").
Frasier - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Niles, Daphne - Complete
Love Remains- by samanddianefan10 reviews
A companion piece to Baroness Blixen's The Last thing on my mind, with thanks. A new chapter of Niles' life begins, and yet she's still on his mind. Always on his mind, never far from his heart.
Frasier - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Niles - Complete
The Last Thing on my Mind by A.Baroness reviews
AU: Where do you go when the love of your life is gone – and never even knew how you felt? Sort of post- "Moon Dance". Rating to be safe. One-shot.
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Niles, Daphne - Complete
Teresa by Donnamour1969 reviews
Collaborative fic with waterbaby134. Extreme AU, inspired by Jane Austen's "Emma." Jane and Lisbon are lifelong friends, but will a matchmaking scheme make them realize they are well-matched to each other? Romance/Humor/Friendship. Rated K to T.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,801 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Questionable Offer by hardly loquacious reviews
Jane is back in his attic, brooding. Lisbon attempts to distract him with surprsing success. Written for lotheriel84.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Rearrangements by hardly loquacious reviews
After finally getting his new home exactly the way he likes it, Jane decides to invite the team over for a little housewarming party. Set in the Restrains-verse, written for Afterglow04.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Sine Timore by musingbyproxy reviews
The adventurous night that lead to a regrettable decision.
Frasier - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,260 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Daphne, Niles
Monday, Monday by musingbyproxy reviews
Just a quick story about two friends celebrating a special occasion. One-shot.
Frasier - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Daphne, Niles - Complete
Combine and Complement by hardly loquacious reviews
Six months after Red John's death, Lisbon and Jane are sent to Oregon to consult on a case involving a copy cat serial killer. While there, they share a house. Jane decides he wants to make the arrangement permanent and does his best to make it happen. Writen for hetbigbang.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,174 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Mentalist: Red Haze by Donnamour1969 reviews
Pre-series fic. When Jane first joined the Serious Crimes Unit, he was a different man. This story traces how the team, and especially Lisbon, help him to rise above the tragedy of his recent past. Angst/Humor/Jisbon romance. Rated T/M for adult content and some language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,689 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Like A Movie by A.Baroness reviews
Niles and Daphne go watch another movie. Set around 06x12 "Our Parents, Ourselves".
Frasier - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Niles, Daphne
The Scenic Route by tromana reviews
The shortest distance between two points is by no means the most interesting. Who knew how long Jane and Lisbon's attraction has lasted for and just how long it's taken them to give into it? Jane/Lisbon. Part One of the Notes on a Journey series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Goldilocks and the Red Wizard by Donnamour1969 reviews
A Mentalist fairytale. Prince Patrick is captured by outlaw hero Teresa Lisbon and held for ransom. As their unlikely love blossoms, the evil wizard, Red John plots to ruin their happiness. Extreme AU! Give it a try! Rated T/M for language/adult situation
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,505 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Someone Else's Life by Wldwmn reviews
Jane wakes up from a coma with vivid memories of events that never happened. For one thing, he believes he and Lisbon are married. Jisbon. Rated T for language/adult situations/violence. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,227 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Finding the Secret Drawer by hardly loquacious reviews
Sequel to Secret Drawer. Lisbon finds Jane's secret drawer of memories up in the attic.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Loaded by hardly loquacious reviews
Once the dice were thrown or the gun was fired, things changed. That's what happened when things were loaded.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Secret Drawer by hardly loquacious reviews
We all have our secret hiding places. We all have our memories. For Chibs. Merry Christmas.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Fugue in Red, 4x10 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Missing scene and tag for the episode-mainly Lisbon's pov. Jane/Lisbon friendship. Spoilers 4x10. Rated "T" for mild language. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: She Wore a Red Ribbon by Donnamour1969 reviews
Patrick Jane is an 1870's peddler searching for the outlaw, Red John, who murdered his wife and daughter.Revenge is the only thing he wants, until he meets feisty schoolmarm, Teresa Lisbon. Extreme AU. Give it a try!T/M No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,138 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Same Blue Eyes by lisbonandjanealways reviews
What if Red John was content with murdering Jane's wife, and left him with a terrible cliffhanger and kidnapped his daughter? Could she still be out there? J/L friendship, will turn into romance. Rated T for language. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,910 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Alice's Father Returns by NiteOwl reviews
Rick returns from college with a new wife and wants his daughter back. Frasier goes the extra mile to help Roz and comedy and romance ensue. Completed 7-20
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,014 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2001 - Published: 5/7/2001 - Complete
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I Dream of Paddy reviews
Complete: AU: Teresa Lisbon finds a teapot on a beach. What's inside, and how will it change her life? Romance and fantasy ensue. Inspired by the TV show, "I Dream of Jeannie."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,963 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 5/15/2016 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Frasier in 17 Syllables reviews
Frasier haiku
Frasier - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/20/2015
Grantchester Season 1 Haiku Summaries
Haiku summaries of Grantchester Season/Series 1
Grantchester - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Complete
I Thought About You reviews
Complete: Young widow Hildegard Staunton boards the train in Grantchester to begin her long journey back to Berlin. Can anything relieve her bleak outlook? Story takes place at the end of Episode 1x1.
Grantchester - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Complete
Bros and Cons reviews
Complete: Story takes place several weeks after episode 7x13, "White Orchids." Newlyweds and expectant parents, Patrick Jane and Teresa Lisbon have triumphed over many challenges through the years. Can they survive a visit from all three Lisbon brothers at the same time?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,470 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2015 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Lovely Day reviews
Complete: Story takes place several weeks after episode 7x13, "White Orchids." Someone is coming to live with Patrick and Teresa. Who is it?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2015 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Cheerful Little Earful reviews
Complete: Sequel to "Clear Blue Morning." Can Teresa Lisbon and Patrick Jane find out why a flying object is buzzing around town? And what's going on between Kimball Cho and a mystery woman?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,192 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 11/5/2014 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] [Kimball C., OC] - Complete
12B: Dream a Little Dream of Me reviews
Complete: These extra five minutes at the end of episode 6x22, "Blue Bird," would put it in a whole new light. Spoilers for episodes 6x16 through 6x22. Sequel to "The Five Extra Minutes."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Blue Turtle reviews
What's got Patrick Jane so excited? Teresa Lisbon wants to know. Story takes place sometime after episode 6x17, "Silver Wings of Time."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning reviews
Complete: Like the song says, the wee small hours of the morning are the hardest on Patrick Jane. What happens when the phone rings? Set sometime after episode 6x17, "Silver Wings of Time."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Patrick J. - Complete
Baby Blue Skies reviews
Complete: Sequel to "Clear Blue Morning." Henry observes the married life of Police Chief Teresa Lisbon and her mysterious husband. And who knew they'd play match-maker for him?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,698 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Clear Blue Morning reviews
Complete: Police Chief Teresa Lisbon gets help from a stranger - one who resembles someone special from her past. Can she prove his real identity? Romance and mystery ensue.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,130 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Road Apples reviews
Wayne Rigsby and a pony. What could go wrong?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Wayne R., Grace vP.] - Complete
The Five Extra Minutes reviews
Complete: These five extra minutes at the end of the Red John saga would change everything and wrap-up the entire show.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
I Remember You reviews
Complete: After a violent crime, a guilt-ridden Patrick Jane takes charge of Teresa Lisbon's well-being. The result? Suspense and romance ensue.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,540 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Welcome To The Family reviews
Complete: Future-fic. Charlie Jane and his girlfriend Alice have a big announcement to share with his parents. Note: First published in 2013, the story is now revised slightly to reflect the conclusion of the TV show.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Good Minions Are So Hard To Find These Days reviews
Good minions are so hard to find these days. Just ask Red John.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Red John - Complete
The Chess Queen and the Space Man reviews
A costume party is coming up, and Roz needs Frasier's help. Why not settle matters over a game of chess? You decide if it's Roz x Frasier.
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Frasier, Roz - Complete
It's a Mystery reviews
Patrick Jane stays at the CBI building while the team investigates a murder at a state park. How does he pass the time?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Patrick J., Kimball C. - Complete
Pawn Girls, Gators, and Gaiters reviews
Has Martin Crane been watching too much reality TV?
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Daphne, Martin, Niles, Roz - Complete
Observations at the Bistro reviews
What is the nature of Patrick Jane and Teresa Lisbon's relationship? It's hard to say just observing them at lunch.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Lasso of Truth reviews
After marrying Roz Doyle, Frasier Crane adopts her daughter Alice, setting in motion a wild string of events. How does Frasier handle being the father of a girl? And being the husband of Roz, the most prominent radio executive in Seattle?
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,202 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - [Roz, Frasier] - Complete
So, Will You Miss Me Today? reviews
Although you can read this as a standalone piece, it also serves as an extended version of Chapter 6 of "The Lasso of Truth." In the story, Roz and Frasier are now married. Beware: it's rated "M" for a reason.
Frasier - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2012 - [Roz, Frasier] - Complete
Director Cho's Retirement Dinner reviews
As CBI Director Kimball Cho prepares to move to a new job, a young agent plays host to two special guests who come to visit for his retirement dinner. The story takes place at some point in the future.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Niles' Nightmare: An Eel Wielding Englishwoman reviews
After a stressful day at the office, Niles endures the worst nightmare of his life. Story occurs sometime after episode 11x08. Eel reference is from episode 2x23.
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Niles, Daphne - Complete
Beethoven's Sixth reviews
In Episode 7x15, "Out With Dad," Daphne shows a flicker of interest when it first appears that Niles and Mel will not be spending Valentine's Day together. What if Daphne and Niles went out the next day? Story reloaded.
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/8/2012 - [Daphne, Niles] - Complete
That hussy! reviews
In episode 6x23, "Shutout in Seattle," Niles enters into a brief affair with a waitress at Café Nervosa. What does Daphne think of that? Formerly named as an episode tag for 6x23.
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Daphne, Niles - Complete
Food Service: Episode tags for Frasier 2x23 and 10x14 reviews
In 2x23, "The Innkeepers," Frasier and Niles' attempt to open their own restaurant meets with disaster and in 10x14, "Daphne Does Dinner," Daphne's plans go awry. Connection? How about a certain food preparation technique? Events seen through the eyes of Frasier and Roz.
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Frasier, Roz - Complete
First Name Basis reviews
What if Daphne Moon tried to prevent Niles from marrying Mel? Story contains psychic visions, a bottle of wine, and the Winnebago!
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,632 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - [Daphne, Niles] - Complete
Frasier Returns: The Boss and Her Friend reviews
A dejected Frasier Crane returns to Seattle five years after the episode "Goodnight, Seattle" and reunites with his best friend, Roz Doyle. His return stirs both familiar and new feelings in both of them.
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,099 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2012 - [Roz, Frasier] - Complete
