Yo! I'm Maj156. I have lots of favorit manga's but I will only say the big name ones. Naruto, Bleach, Nobalesse(Ok so not a big known one) Fruits Basket, and others that I can't remember. I love writing storys and reading books and other peoples fanfics. My sister says that I'm really good at writing. My mom and dad say that I'm very artistic and I am good with animals. I love to ride my horse and be with her. I am very random and I laugh at the stupidest stuff sometimes. But when the times calls for it I can be very sensitive. My best friend is like my twin sister only a year younger. Please read my storys and I will read yours.

Favorite characters from Naruto: MINATO!!!!!! I love him so much. Itachi, Neji, Shikamaru, Kiba, Gaara, Naruto, and Sasuke. Notice how I put his name last...*100 watt smile*

Bleach: Ichigo, Ulquiorra Cifer, Ishida, Byakua, Renji, Grimmjow, Chad, Kaien, Isshin, Kira, Hisagi, Toshiro, and many more.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen madly in love with a fictional character, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile!

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Ok so I'll now tell you of the people I have made up in my awesome imagination.

Kuzeki: Ok so he's in one of my reseant stories, A New Beginning(go check it out). He's dark and brooding. He has long(LOOONNNGGG) black hair. Depending on the story(in my head) he has different colored highlights. His age differs also. In A New Beginning he starts out as a 10 year old and then he just progresses. He's a really different type of person. He has a dark sense of humor, which isn't very often. His eyes change color from red to a deep blue. But both he has slited pupils that makes him look inhuman. He hates crowds and LOVES dark places(its like his natural habitat), he also hates Sasuke and strangly likes to take his klondike bars. (yes in my imagination Sasuke loves klondike bars) Nobody know anything about this guy and he will not develge any info on the subject unless he really and I mean REALLY likes you. He also hates Sakura(so do I). In A New Beginning, it is indicated that he hates Naruto, at first he does because he feels that Naruto has everything but then he grows to like him more and more. Thinking that him and Naruto have alot in common and they do. But no more on that fact. He's my fave character, mostly because he a combination of my imagination dream man. :D

Mika: Ok so Mika isn't in any stories yet but I plan to put her in one. She's cute and so loves red. Most of the time she wears a short red and black plaid skirt with a black shirt. Her boots are red and black also. Her hair is long and firery red(its natural), with emerald green eyes. She's not really pale but she's not tan either. She's about 5' 6", she likes to wear fishnets. Her age is underminded as I have not thought that far. She falls in love with another character name Dio. They were childhood friends. She thinks Sasuke is a fruit loop. and She hates Sakura's guts and she's ok with Naruto. She like Sebastian though(Black Butler).

Dio: Ok so Dio is like Kuzeki but he's not really. I know that sounds confusing but its true. Dio doesn't mind crowds, actually he loves them(he's really egotistic), but he like dark places also. His hair is shorter, mid-chin length with blue highlights(Natural also) his eyes are a blue but it is undertermined as to what color. He has loved Mika since...forever and he wishes to marry her when he can as he has no money. His age...i have no idea...it changes...18 is the most(i think). He were's black jeans, combat boots, a dark blue shirt and a black (real) leather jacket. He hates hates. but wears them because Mika likes them. He doesn't mind the characters of Naruto...tho he does hate Orochimaru(Who doesn't?) He likes Kiba and Shino.

Kazaku: ok so he's not a really well known character. Not even I know much about him(Thats weird, i know). His hair is short in the back but gets longer as it comes to the front, the base is white but the top is black. He doesn't talk...at all.

Silver dragon: So most of my usernames are named after him. I dreamed him up on day. He has really long silver hair and most of the time keeps the back tucked up into a beany leting the bangs hang. His eyes are so blue they sometimes look white. He's an elf...

Maka: For those of you who have read my Naruto fanfic you would know her. Maka is Shiba's snake. She's silver and black. She's a water snake and she's like the mother. She keeps everyone in line but also lends a helping hand (figuratively) to those in need. Maka was found my Shiba when she was a little snake. She bit him and what got her was that he didn't do anything and wasn't even effected my his poison. She decided to let him train her and now she is his helper.

Kitsu: Kitsu is also from my Naruto one. Him and Maka are friends but they fight a lot. Kitsu has a temper and he always speaks his mind. No matter the situation he always speaks his mind whether is appropriate or not. He is Shiba's fox. He's black and blue. Not much is known about Kitsu. What is known is that he can change his size. But no one knows his real size.

Shiba: For those who have read A New Beginning... I can't tell you many things about him. He's got many secrets that he hides. He has a friend that he travels with along with his ninja animals. He has long black hair that reaches the floor, he has deep blue highlights that can barely be seen unless you look hard or you see him in the sun. Tall and pale... flat black eyes and a sweet personality to his traveling companion and his ninja pets.

Nao: Nao is a strange characters... he's not really a OC. It will be explained in further chapters of A New Beginning. He's got fairly long blood red hair with lovely blue eyes. He's very noisy but when the situation calls for it he can sneak quieter then a snake... he has a ninja pet Deno but not much is known about him except that he is Nao's best friend.

Hunter: He's in my D. Grey-Man story. He's kinda hard to explain, his personaltily is strange and nobody really understands him or trusts him very much mostly because he's always distant. He becomes friends with a character that my sister came up with that I am putting into my story. At first he's got long black hair that looks greasy but mostly because he was living on the streets. He wears a bandage on his left eye and he's very pale. When he grows up his hair changes colors, its now white with black highlights, he's still really pale, he wears either a white and black coat and pants or a red a black outfit, haven't really gotten that far yet. He also wears a black and white mask. The left side is black with a white rose on it and on the right side it white with a black rose. They are seperete pieces but put them together and they make up the mask.

Miora Marian: She is also in my D. Grey-Man story. She is the daughter of Cross Marian... I know kinda a shocker but my sister came up with the idea and I thought it would make an interesting story so... She has long red hair that she keeps up all the time, wears glasses that are a silver white. Her eyes are a yellow... liberty to my sister. She does all the paperwork. The science division loves her so much mostly because she does it all and never tires out. She has her own office and she created the Golems, making it so that she can control them thru her computer. She also can see what they see and she uses that for the exorcists that go on missions. They are invisible. She also made a decree that all exorcists that leave on missions have to be fitted with a camera and a earphone. Her and Hunter become really close friends, mostly after her lover dies... which I will not say who it is because that's the surprise. :3 So she's kinda a strange one but very smart and a wonderful person.

So thats it so far. Please support my writings here and on /Maj156. Thanks. I'm OUT!

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...

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7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

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If I ever become an Evil Overlord:

My legions of terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box.

I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

When the rebel leader challenges me to fight one-on-one and asks, "Or are you afraid without your armies to back you up?" My reply will be, "No, just sensible."

When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll shoot him, and then say "No".

After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push".

I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.

I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

I will not build a large and convoluted machine that will slowly lower the hero to his death on a chain into a vat of sharks, piranhas, or any other kind of carnivorous fish.

Similarly, I will not dissolve my enemies in a vat of acid and use an icam to show them while they die to the entire world over the internet. Rather, I will use the much more boring, but also surer method of a private firing squad in a secluded and inaccessible spot.

I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident: I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it.

I will make it clear that I do know the meaning of the word "mercy"; I simply choose not show them any.

One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

All slain enemies will be cremated, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as members of my organization, nor will they be required to wear military boots or adhere to any other dress codes.

The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

I will design all doomsday machines myself. If I must hire a mad scientist to assist me, I will make sure that he is sufficiently twisted to never regret his evil ways and seek to undo the damage he's caused.

I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my legions of terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses.

Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructable except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

If I am engaged in a duel to the death with the hero and I am fortunate enough to knock the weapon out of his hand, I will graciously allow him to retrieve it. This is not from a sense of fair play; rather, he will be so startled and confused that I will easily be able to dispatch him.

No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

I will never build only one of anything important. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

If my supreme command center comes under attack, I will immediately flee to safety in my prepared escape pod and direct the defenses from there. I will not wait until the troops break into my inner sanctum to attempt this.

My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

Even though I don't really care because I plan on living forever, I will hire engineers who are able to build me a fortress sturdy enough that, if I am slain, it won't tumble to the ground for no good structural reason.

I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be pre-emptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

Any and all magic and/or technology that can miraculously resurrect a secondary character who has given up his/her life through self sacrifice will be outlawed and destroyed.

I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

I will see to it that plucky young lads/lasses in strange clothes and with the accent of an outlander shall REGULARLY climb some monument in the main sqaure of my capital and denounce me, claim to know the secret of my power, rally the masses to rebellion, etc. That way, the citizens will be jaded in case the real thing ever comes along.

I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code.

Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

I will not employ devious schemes that involve the hero's party getting into my inner sanctum before the trap is sprung.

I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell.

If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengance towards me in my old age.

If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

I will offer oracles the choice of working exclusively for me or being executed.

When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

I will not rely entirely upon "totally reliable" spells that can be neutralized by relatively inconspicuous talismans.

I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?" I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatable with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks. I will make the main entrance to my fortress standard-sized. While elaborate 60-foot high double-doors definitely impress the masses, they are hard to close quickly in an emergency.

If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!" I will say "Oh well'' and kill her.

I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Twilight and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school field trip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding roller coasters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when for some strange reason your wardrobe scares you so you have to army roll to your bed from your door. Crazy is hopping to class, and when asked why, you blame it on the bunnies. Even if there were no bunnies. Crazy is when you get into the wrong car when being picked up after school. Crazy is when every time your throat hurts, you hope you somehow turned into a vampire without knowing it. Crazy is when your friend goes up to a blonde, pale doctor, tells him she knows his secret, and you let yourself get dragged out by security with her, and are still her friend. Crazy is when you like to read stories that make your cry. Crazy is when you spend a whole hour wondering how awesome you would be if you were a talking vampire pikachu who was married to Joe Jonas. Crazy is when you are constantly making up new species like the Penguillamaroo and talking in third person and saying na no da at the ends of all your sentences just to throw people off and overusing the word "and" like it's going out of style. Crazy is going over the loudspeaker at your job and requesting “would the real Slim Shady please stand up?”. Crazy is singing loudly in the middle of a crowded room, even when you know that you haven’t got the talent. Crazy is telling off the biggest asshole/bitch in school because you know they deserve it, even if it makes you look bad, because you know that for every person who does dare to stand up to them, there are at least ten who are too nervous to do so. Crazy is shouting “look out behind you!!” and “don’t go in there, you idiot!” at the television screen when you’re watching a horror film. Crazy is a boy liking Hello Kitty, and buying said paraphernalia at conventions. Crazy is owning over 200 graphic novels. Crazy is owning over 100 books on Dungeons & Dragons, and spending a good portion of every day devoted to said hobby, and more on your day off from work when you DM a campaign that you created yourself from scratch with creatures, templates, and a world all your own. Crazy is wanting to learn the entire “I Like War” speech made by the Mad Major, just so you can confuse and scare the crap out of your friends. Crazy is having said speech translated into German, and then delivering it in your best impersonation of Hitler himself (just make sure no real Germans are around. They may take umbrage.) Crazy is speculating the crap out of an anime on pairings that totally should be, and every conceivable scrap of evidence in favor of said pairing. Crazy is always speaking “in character” to your anime character name on your facebook acoount when you instant message. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting
next to you saying "damn that was fun".

-A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be
sitting next to you laughing their ass off at you.

-Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the
pessimist fears it is true.

-I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

-Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

-In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

-If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only
politicians left.

-Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder
if i'm a goldfish.

-A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
blackmail you with it.

-A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend
has their phone numbers in her address book.

-A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens
your refrigerator and helps themselves.

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever made one of those "copy and paste this into you profile" thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's weird there's so much Yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from "Naruto" completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken/Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas brothers on top of a skyscraper about to jump off. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're the 5 percent that would shout "Jump assholes!"

Copy and paste this into your profile if you would gladly rip off Edward Cullen's skin, make a dress out of it, then give it to the next girl you see.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, Copy & Paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wished that an anime character would come to life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. If You Haven't Died Yet Copy And Paste This Onto your Profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

Repost this if you laughed...

"Everywhere we go

Everywhere we go

People wanna know

People wanna know

Who we are

Who we are

So we kill them

So we kill them

We’re Akatsuki

We’re Akatsuki

The Mighty Akatsuki

The Mighty Akatsuki

We’re GRRRRREAT!"- a Naruto fanfiction.

40 Secrets about yourself.
Be honest no matter what.

1. Have you ever been asked out?
Yeah. Three times.

2. Where did you get your default picture?
Fanpop

3. What's your middle name?
Marie

4. Your current relationship status?
Complicated

5. Does your crush like you back?
He doesn't even know I exist.

6. What is your current mood?
... Happyish and tired

7. What color of underwear are you wearing?
Not really your business but orangeish...

8. What color shirt are you wearing?
Neon Greenish Yellow

9. Missing something?
My Humanity...

10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Nothing...

11. If you must be an animal for one day, what?
Dragon!

12. Ever had a near death experience?
No

13. Something you do a lot?
Read manga, read manga, read manga, ride my horse, oh and read manga...

14. The song stuck in your head?
Suicide Circus by GazettE

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Luppi-tan

16. Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
No idea...

17. When was the last time you cried?
A month ago.

18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
No but I've played the piano in front of a large group.

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
I would want... anything that would involve the mind that also includes shape shifitng...

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
How tall they are and how gentle they seem and their face.

21. What do you usually order from starbucks?
Nothing, don't really go there

22. What's your biggest secret?
Something I don't wish to put online...

23. Favorite color?
Red

24. Do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
Sometimes

26. What are you?
A human being... maybe...

27. Do you speak any other language?
Yes, Japanese

28. What's your favorite smell?
Horse fur

29. Describe your life in one word what would it be?
strange and filled with pycho's but good ones.

31. Have you ever kissed in the rain?
No. But I wanna

32. What are you thinking about right now?
Thinking about the answers to this thing and that my sisters a werido.

33. What should you be doing?
Nothing.

34. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My sister.

35. How often do u talk to God?
All the time

36. Do you like working in the yard?
Sometimes, but I'm allergic to the weeds...

37. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
I’m happy with my last name but I would like the last name Takashima

38. Do you act differently around the person you like ?
No not really considering he isn't here... He kinda lives in a different country...

39. What is your natural hair color?
Brown

40. Who was the last person to make you cry?
Myself...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

Jenny was so happy about the house they had found.
For once in her life it was on the right side of town.
She unpacked her things with such great ease
As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze.
How wonderful it was to have her own room.
School would be starting, she'd have friends over soon,
There'd be sleep-overs and parties; she was so happy;
It's just the way she wanted her life to be.
On the first day of school, everything went great--
She made new friends and even got a date!
She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be,
Because I just got a date with the star of the team!"
To be known in this school you had to have a clout,
And dating this guy would sure help her out.
There was only one problem stopping her fate--
Her parents had said she was too young to date.
"Well, I just won't tell them the entire truth.
They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?"

Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night.
Her parents frowned but said, "All right."
Excited, she got ready for the big event
But as she rushed around like she had no sense,
She began to feel guilty about all the lies;
But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride?

Well the pizza was good, and the party was great.
But the moonlight ride would have to wait,
For Jeff was half drunk by this time.
But he kissed her and said that he was just fine.
Then the room filled with smoke and Jeff took a puff.
Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff.
Now Jeff was ready to ride to the point,
But only after he'd smoked another joint.

They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride,
Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive.
They finally made it to the point at last,
And Jeff started trying to make a pass.
A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all
(and by a pass, I don't mean playing football).
"Perhaps my parents were right...maybe I am too young.
Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb."
With all of her might, she pushed Jeff away:
"Please take me home, I don't want stay."
Jeff cranked up the engine and floored the gas.
In a matter of seconds they were going too fast.
As Jeff drove on in a fit of wild anger,
Jenny knew that her life was in danger.
She begged and pleaded for him to slow down,
But he just got faster as they neared the town.
"Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied.
I really went out for a moonlight ride."

Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash.
"Oh, God, Please help us! We're going to crash!"
She doesn't remember the force of impact--
Just that everything all of a sudden went black.

She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble,
And heard, "Call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble!"
Voices she heard...a few words at best.
But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck.
Then wondered to herself if Jeff was all right,
And if the people in the other car were alive.
She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad.
"You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad."
These voices echoed inside her head,
As they gently told her that Jeff was dead.
They said, "Jenny, we've done all we can do.
But it looks as if we'll lose you, too."

"But the people in the other car?" Jenny cried.
"We're sorry, Jenny, they also died."
Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done.
I only wanted to have just one night of fun.
Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim,
And wish I could return their families to them.
Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied,
And that it's my fault so many have died.
Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?"

The nurse just stood there--she never agreed--
But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes.
And a few moments later, Jenny died.
A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best
To bid that girl her one last request?"
She looked at the man with eyes so sad.
"Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad."

This story is sad and unpleasant but true.
So young people, take heed. It could have been you.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Ipod Shuffle Challenge #1

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Flower and Butterfly - Fujita Maiko

Waking Up: Scream - Thousand Foot Krutch

First Day At School: Never going to be alone - Nickleback

Falling In Love: The Legacy - Black Veil Brides

Fight Song: Burial Applicant - The GazettE

Breaking Up: Ichiban No Takaramono - Yui

Prom Night: Love isn't always fair - Black Veil Brides

Life: Without A Trace - The GazettE

Mental Breakdown: Break Me - The GazettE

Driving: Distopia - Valluna

Flashback: The Gunsling - Black Veil Brides

Getting back together: Courtesy Call - Thousand Foot Krutch

Wedding: Shiver - The GazettE

Birth of Child: Sanctuary - Tamaki Nami

Final Battle: Naturally - Yuya Matsushita

Funeral Song: Carolyn - Black Veil Brides

Final Credits: Sindra - Vistlip

#2

1.) How am I feeling today?

Shake it - Metro Station

2.) Where will I get married?

Beautiful Remains - Black Veil Brides

3.) What is my best friend's theme song?

Falling Inside The Black - Skillet

4.) What is/was high school like?

Youth and Whisky - Black Veil Brides

5.) What is the best thing about me?

Mayakashi - The GazettE

6.) How is today going to be?

Close to you - Yuya Matsushita

7.) What is in store for this weekend?

Phenomenon - Thousand Foot Krutch

8.)What song describes my parents?

Distorted Daytime - The GazettE

9.) How is my life going?

Knives and Pens - Black Veil Brides

10.)What song will they play at my funeral?

When you say nothing at all - Allison

11.) How does the world see me?

Yume De Aetara - Yuya Matsushita

12.) What do my friends really think of me?

Ever - Diaura

13) Do people secretly like me?

Let Her Cry - Evan Prystup

14.) How can I make myself happy?

I don't want to be in love - Good Charlotte

15.) What should I do with my life?

Okuribi - The GazettE

16.) Will I be happy?

Far From Home - Vic Mignogna

17.) What is some good advice?

Hitohira No Hanabi - Steropony

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?

My All - Mariah Carey

19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Bring me to life - THousand Foot Krutch

20.) What type of guys do you like?

Miseinen - The GazettE

21.) Will you get married?

War of Change - Thousand Foot Krutch

22.)What should I do with my love life?

Regret - The GazettE

23.) Where will you live?

The Mortician's Daughter - Black Veil Brides

24.) What will your dying words be?

Nothing I won't give - Vic Mignogna

25.) Am I hot?

Holding on to heaven - Nickleback

26.) What are your hobbies

Dance with the Devil - Breaking Benjamin

27.)Do you like sports?

We Stitch These Wounds - Black Veil Brides

28.)Do you talk a lot?

If Everyone Cared - Nickleback

29.)Do you like books?

Jumpstart - These Kids wear crowns

30.)Do you like yourself?

Recipe - Vistlip

#3

1. What do you want to be?

The Last Song - Thousand Foot Krutch

2. What it is a big fear of yours?

Hanabi - Fujita Maiko

3. What's your biggest secret?

Katherine In The Trunk - The GazettE

4. What do you believe in?

Imperial Core - Diaura

5. Tell us something you know.

Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard

6. What are you?

Lost November - Diaura

7. The best thing about you?

Paradise - Yuya Matsishita

8. The worst thing about you?

Don't Ever Let It End - Nickleback

9. What will happen to you in the future?

Hit The Floor - THousand Foot Krutch

10. What do you wish for?

Guilty Beauty Love - Vic Mignogna

11. What do you want to tell the world?

The Diary Of Jane - Breaking Benjamin