Okay, this is Chapter 2 of the Winner of the Poll I had in February: Perfect Insanity! I know ya'll are pissed that I haven't updated since then but if you go to my profile, you can see why. Anyways, I give a shout out to my Yaoi Tumor(s) to ya'll and I am going to note that all the songs that Naruto sings are all done by Creature Feature! The song from the previous chapter is "A Gorey Demise" Please Read and Review!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the songs in this story…Sadly TT^TT

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Six years later…

Naruto was not having a good day. First off, he woke to another nightmare. The next thing that happened to him was that he was left behind by his team. Well, that was a blessing in disguise for he managed to save Tsunami and Inari from some of Gato's thugs. Naruto's day continued to go downhill from there for when the Kyuubi Jinchuriki arrived at the bridge, he had to try to save the teme's ass. That plan went to hell in a hand basket as soon as Naruto stepped into the ice dome.

Now, Naruto was growling as he ripped another needle out of his neck. 'Damn it all, now Kyuubi's seal is acting up!' The orange clad shinobi glared at the mask wearing nin that was hiding among the ice mirrors. "Teme! Get out of here! I'll hold him off! Go help Sakura get the old man off the bridge!"

Sasuke looked at the orange clad teen like he was crazy. "I'm not going anywhere dobe! For if I, an Uchiha, can't defeat him, then how can you?"

The dead-last of Team 7 turned his head to look at the arrogant teen. But apparently, Haku had enough and threw a chakra filled senbon into Naruto's neck. What happened next was the last thing that either one of the other ningen expected.

Instead of falling over in a fake death-like state he was supposed to, Naruto began to scream in pain. Sasuke could only stare as a flash of pure chakra expelled itself from his teammate's body. Haku was speechless as she saw a strange, complicated seal appear on Naruto's neck, and Haku's senbon was smack dab in the middle of the seal.

Both Sasuke and Haku covered their faces as the chakra blast hit them. Once the chakra induced wind stopped, they looked at the blond boy.

Standing there was Naruto but at the same time, it wasn't. The blond was now sporting two scars on his face. They stretched from the corners of his mouth to the highest whisker mark on his cheek. The creepy scars made him look like he was smiling. His blond hair was wilder, making him look feral. The tips of it now brushed his shoulders.

His nails had lengthened into claws, and his azure eyes turned into sapphire orbs. Sasuke carefully went over to the blond. "Naruto? Dobe? Is that you?" He didn't get a reply in the normal sense. No, what Naruto did scared the ever living hell out of both Sasuke and Haku.

Naruto threw his arms back, standing as if he was announcing to a crowd and boomed out "Ladies and Gentlemen; boys and Ghouls. Step right up, for behind this curtain is a ghastly concoction of Delight! Horror! Fantasy and terror! Your every wish is our command! Your every whimsical desire brought to life! But I'm warning you, everything has a price. Welcome to the Greatest Show UNEARTHED!"

Needless to say, what happened next made the Grudge movies look like child's play…

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Zabuza Momichi panted as he held his sword in front of him. He could feel adrenaline pumping through his system as he fought Kakashi Hatake. Both of them were waiting for the next move, but the move that happened made Kakashi wonder what the hell was he on.

For a smoking Sasuke came flying out of the fog and collided with Zabuza. And following Sasuke on foot was Haku, mask off and crying. "Please! Don't kill me! I am an innocent! I swear!" Kakashi frowned as he saw Naruto come walking out of the fog.

Only that Naruto was laughing like a fool. "Come on now, its not that bad. All we need to do is watch out for the Meeks ,for they shall inherit the earth!" Kakashi watched as Naruto laughed insanely. The only thought going through the Jonin's mind was 'Today is going to be a long day…'

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Okay, this is an OMAKE….my friend Trevor decided to write this while I went to do something. And just for shits and giggles, I decided to keep it XP Here it is. Enjoy.

The cats ran wild in the meadow, and Naruto decided that shit was going down. He pulled his hands out of his pants and pulled his d*** out. The cats, stunned at the size of his member, started to run away from the glory. Naruto just stood there and smiled.

And END OF THE CHAPTER! Will add more Later! Please Review!