A/N: Due to some abuse/harassment this is being re-uploaded so as to erase the negativity and clarify that it is, in fact, not laziness or chat/script.

Naruto in 100 Words or Less

Naruto says, "I'm not actually the next Dragonball Z and never will be, believe it!"

Sasuke says, "I'm a confused orphan reject and get manipulated by basically everyone in the series. It turns out I'm more gullible than Naruto and more emo than Kira."

Third Hokage says, "Everything before Shippuden has no point or reason for existing, including me."

Asuma says, "Most of the characters killed early on were just an emotional set up for later on."

Sound Ninja #5 says, "There are even more pointless characters in this series than there are in Bleach!"