Pairs of 100-word drabbles, KuroFai in nature, not explicit but all of them implied. The third pair and beyond have SPOILERS.

AU. Yaoi fic! Neko fic. As he's walking home, Heero happens upon a stray Feline Companion in need of help. 1x2, 3x4, 13x5x6

For every choice you make, every path you follow...there is always a what if Sometimes, there are thousands of them. Eventual slash, VR now with fresh pine scent...er...new R rating.

Zoro's got a policy against getting attached. To anything, and anyone. But living with these assholes, that might be a bit more difficult than usual. AU, eventual ZoSan, slight, undefined NamixVivi. Lemons in later chapter. Much later.

Nelo Angelo became a devil arm after he was defeated on Mallet. Dante is determined to reclaim his brother, but Mundus left scars that won't heal that easily.

USUK/GerIta/Spamano: America wants to gift England with the world - but in a tightly-controlled post-war era where the nations are forced into liaisons for the sake of a stable economy and world peace, all he has to give is the American Dream.

Another collection of stand-alone ficlets. Primarily Strawhat-centric. Mostly gen; a few with pairings which are indicated at the start of each story, as are spoiler warnings. All stories take up one 'chapter' each and are usually under 1000 words.

After escaping the asylum with the unintended help of another patient, Azula is up to her old tricks as she plans revenge against Zuko. But, as her mental state declines, she may find that her greatest enemy is herself. As Azula... full summery inside

Zoro and Perona's relationship is colored by Perona's dark and sinister tastes and even more difficult personality. This is not the worst Zoro has lived with. A collection of loosely connected Zoro/Perona stories.

She didn't belong to him...yet.

Eliot is afraid of losing what he's found.

The Brotherhood accepts a long overdue invitation to join the X-men. For all of them, it means changes. For Todd, it means the biggest change of all.

Two temporally/culturally displaced Avengers, one NES, one classic Mario game. Only one thing can ensue from this combination. Gen, rated T mostly just for language and supreme idiocy.

Gender Bender, kinda-sorta rewrite of the series. ALL the strawhats genders have been swapped – how does this shake things up? Or does it? Open to ideas. Latest chapter: Usopp Intro.

A rainy night, an unexpected threat, a desperate crew. And Zoro has never been so lost.

Everyone has secrets don't they? Especially when you live in Russia's house. Appearances from the Nordics, Belarus, Ukraine, England, France, America, Germany, Italy, Prussia, Austria, Hungary. Warning: gender bending, swearing, fluff, multiple crack pairings. Don't read if you like Russia abusing Baltics fics...

Derek takes the pack on a vacation weekend to a beach, where they share a house. Derek and Stiles are forced to share a room after Allison and Scott claim one room, and Lydia claims another for her and Jackson. This leads the two towards bonding and more.

On this island, it's personal. The inhabitants don't just steal your body; they feed on your dreams. Features all Straw Hats. Nakamaship; no pairings. Complete.

Cardverse!AU: The ruthless Queen of Spades builds a fitting kingdom for his king by capturing the other Suits - but the King of Spades remains the first prisoner he ever took. USUK. Oneshot.

In the wild, animals hide evidence of pain, in order to avoid appearing to be easy prey. So does Robin.

The one thing people tend to forget is, though the sunflower is a large flower, it is just as delicate as any other. Written from Lithuania's point of view.

He was the greatest Empire known to date, but that doesn't mean he's always been that way. Follow England as he survives invasion after invasion and see how he grows into the Empire we know him to be today... First few chapter need a bit of editing

Stiles-centric. He'd always wanted a dog...

One year later, Magus' actions force Frog to leave Guardia and travel with him to the present, where they uncover a plot that may alter the world. Now Magus explores the future and discovers the reason for the empty forest. Pt 7 finally up.

Santoryuu has a few other advantages, although it's funny how often nobody sees them coming. Completely random story-set pondering. Set pre-timeskip. One-shot, complete.

Zoro smirks widely, and says with all the confidence and contentment in the world, "That kid...is the man that is going to kill me one day." Set post-series. One-shot, complete.

It doesn't matter how far or deep he buries himself, his brother always sniffs him out. Post "Swan Song". Adam fic.

Title taken from Shakespeare's "Macbeth." AU in which Castiel is fallen, Bobby is dead, Dean is gone, and Sam has voices in his head. The end of the world never came. Now Sam and Castiel are all that's left.

". . . closed over a wild and terrific scene, and returning light as often brought but renewed distress." -"The Swiss Family Robinson" by Johann D. Wyss. The brothers & their angel struggle with the consequences of 5x14 under Bobby's watchful eye.

Title taken from "Hey Jude" by the Beatles. Tag for Episode 5x13, "The Song Remains the Same" in which unconscious angels are cared for, because Castiel deserves better than being slung across the bed like that.

Due to characters that won't stop appearing in my head, Vol. II: continuing stories of Security Chief Cmdr. Sam Giotto, a 50-something on a ship filled with 20-somethings his captain included . A series of largely unrelated shorts about his experiences.

Each of the UK countries have a different way of showing their love-hate relationship towards their brother England, here are 50 sentences between England and his brothers to show exactly how they treat each other...

Sequel to "The City is at War". Having finally put his criminal and military life behind him, Squall is ready to begin a new life with his brother Sora, and maybe even Cloud. But there are those who have other plans for Leon, Riku, and Zexion. AU.

Sanji knew how difficult it was to survive the hell that was starvation. What he hadn't expected was that he'd need to get his nakama through it, too. Features Zoro and Sanji; Nakamaship, no pairings. Complete.

It takes all kinds to make a hero. Features Usopp and Zoro. Nakamaship, no pairings. Completed oneshot.

It was Sora's first real crush, and it had to be with a dead person. But that doesn't mean it can't be love. RikuSora, LeonCloud, AxelRoxas, others. AU. Author's note addition up.

Seated around a campfire, the warriors of Cosmos discuss chivalry, love, and plot continuity. Revelations, misunderstandings and emotional blackmail abound. Bonding has never been more unsettling for Cloud.

Tidus and Cloud get separated from the rest of their group, and must stick together through thick and thin to make it back to them alive.

TyZula love fest. Azula is released from prison on her 18th birthday to live with her Uncle. Fluffy Fire Lord Zuko wants to make her "good". He wants to give her another chance. Boy, does he need a wake up call.

Zoro is hit with a pollen that regresses him back to a more primal state. Now, as the crew gets used to their "Zoro-dog", Sanji gets used to having the swordsman follow him around everywhere. Rated M for brief sexuality.

Let the buyer beware, because you know Harry Mudd has to turn up in the new timeline sometime...

A collection of related drabbles involving mostly Zuko and Mai, and their relationship during the new time of peace and conflict. Some are fluffy, some are intense, and some are just plain odd. Finally complete!

Sora's childhood sweetheart suddenly moves back to the island, and 'she' isn't quite what he remembers...in more ways than one. During a crazy summer of odd friendships and high fashion, Sora struggles to find his identity in a conformist world. RikuSora

Leon receives information that changes everything for him. He sets off to search for answers, accompanied by a Keybearer, and both get more than they imagined. Another collaboration with RikuRocks. COMPLETED.

Plus one he needed to hear. Higher rating due to language. Other than that, warm fuzzies all the way.

When Usopp gets himself into trouble, his nakama unhesitatingly rescue him. But 'rescue' turns out to be a cut-throat fight-to-the-death combat challenge, and there could very well be fatal consequences. Features all Strawhats. No pairings. Complete.

Knights and damsels were never really Leon or Tifa's thing. Unfortunately, they woke up in Andalasia. Rated for one bad word.

Twelve years was a long time to search for someone. It was a shock that Leon didn't snap sooner.

How the Strawhats celebrate Sanji's birthday. Contains Very Cunning Schemes, and Luffy. Set straight after Thriller Bark.

Spock knows the woman Jim is trying to pick up. He thinks observing the attempt will be fascinating. None of them could imagine where it would lead. Spock/Uhuru, Kirk/OC/McCoy - Last Chapter: The Wet T-Shirt Story

Oda's Mugiwara Family scenario in a collection of one-shots. Robin and Franky are the parents with five sons and a daughter, and Brook is the grandfather. Need I say anymore? AU.

They were engulfed in war and had already lost so much when circumstance pulled them together. - Eventual Ursa/Hakoda, takes place during the show without contradicting canon. -COMPLETE-

Security Chief Cmdr. Sam Giotto is a 50-something on a ship filled with 20-somethings,his captain included. Because so many people liked "Rule Three", this is a series of largely unrelated shorts about his experiences.

The Team fights to stay warm when stuck in a motel room without heat.

The Team takes care of Eliot after an accident.

The newest member didn't exactly fit right in with the rest of the crew.

Yuri has finally made up his mind on what to do about his engagement to Wolfram. Little does he know the consequences of his actions.

Bones has seen the crew behind their masks. Please R&R

After Thriller Bark, Usopp's supposed negativity bothers Sanji, and he becomes determined to get Usopp to open up and talk about things. But is that really such a good idea...? Contains angst and coarse language.

Sequel to Boot Camp...four juvenile delinquents enter the prestigious MSC Academy, where they'll encounter new challenges, new friends, and new enemies, as well as learn more about themselves and their own relationships.

AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.

Almost sixteen, Ron discovers there really is something very special about him, and he just may need it to save them all. R/Hr **Completed pre-OotP, AU** Currently in update mode to replace quotation marks removed by host site.

It was a source of constant irony for Spock that when called upon to save lives, Doctor Leonard McCoy became the perfect Vulcan." In which Spock and Doctor McCoy come to an understanding.

KH meets Star Wars IV: Once again, the story is told of the princess' call for help, a boy's journey to become a Keyblade Master, and a new hope for the struggle against Organization XIII. May the Key guide you.

Squall Leonhart's sole mission in life now is to protect his brother Sora, and he'll do anything to accomplish his goal. Only this time he signed up for more than he bargained for. AU, eventual LeonCloud

Destiny is a funny thing-Zuko's season 2 story arc takes a radical turn after he is captured at the North Pole. One event can change so much- and so little. Plotbending, character exploration and a grittier more realistic portrayal of the Avatar World.

Nami would like to say that no one ever spoke of the incident again. This might be the case, if it wasn't for the part where Zoro's new nickname was 'First Wife.'

The new Pirate King is more popular than he knows, and the race is on. Who will be the ultimate winner of Luffy’s affections and the throne at his side, and shouldn’t Nami be worried instead of taking bets?

Drabbles from life and the emotions.

A series of five prompts based off various genres.

One sentence insanity.

Sanji has been spending a lot of time around Brook. And Zoro notices.

Follow-up to The Gap Between - Pavel is eighteen tonight, and celebrations are had by all. Explicit slash, be warned.

The crew of the Enterprise engage in an inter-department competition of Capture the Flag. Team Gold thinks they're going to wipe the floor with Team Blue. Team Blue thinks Team Gold needs to be taught a lesson. And Team Red sits back and enjoys the show.

Pavel Chekov is just the weird kid who helps steer the ship, and Len McCoy's happy to leave it like that. When a late-night visit to sickbay forces him to see Chekov as more, it sets McCoy on a path he never would have anticipated.

Requested on LJ. After the Narada Incident all parties involved are being stalked by the paparazzi. The crew decide to strike back! These are the top ten funniest/controversial/WTF moments that result. Characters: Whole Dang Crew. Focus on the Main Crew

China is hosting the Olympics, but will his stubbornness cause him to lose another of his siblings?

-OR- The BAMF Adventures of Kirk and Sulu. Shenanigans abound!

Anon on the LJ Kink Meme requested a fic featuring Jim marking Bones with bites or hickeys etc . This isn't quite what they had in mind, I'm thinking. Total lack of porn. But I had fun writing it. :D Hope you guys find it amusing.

Robin never would have thought she had a talent for a lost art of legend... Oneshot. Bit cracky. Written for Amethyst Turtle.

Bobby's tired of being everyone's little brother. Wee!Bobby-centric pre-series original team Hank, Jean, Scott, Warren, and Bobby dynamics fic. Implied but mostly unobtrusive Warren/Jean/Scott triangle.

Sanji already knows it's damn near impossible to keeps secrets from his nakama. He just hadn't realized that maybe he doesn't need to.

Nami battles her decorum in the name of crew bonding. Who wins?

bunch of one shots of our loveable crew! This is caught up with the manga, I'll leave notes if otherwise.

A story exploring the relationships within the Tsubasa family. Starts in the Land of Outo Arc

Brook has a unique way of watching with his ears.

Whatever they did, it didn't really matter because they were all together. A sentence collection, 25 per chapter. Theme: OT3 threesomes . Various pairings. Warning; May contain spoilers for those not updated with manga/anime

For five years they had lived a dismally boring existence, but with the scent of Darkness lingering in the air, their mundane lives were uprooted once again, sending them on their next adventure. Beginning SoKai, later SoRiku.

India visits, as she does every year. England struggles to understand why. Raksha Bandhan/Independance Day OneShot.

A series of short stories revolving around hugging, bonding, and the Straw Hat Crew's swordsman.

Response to an opfanforall prompt. Zoro can't sleep, so everyone tries to help, but only one succeeds. Very slight swearing.

Despite popular belief, Monkey D. Luffy is not stupid. A quick little one-shot. Mentions a little Zoro/Sanji and Luffy/Nami

Zoro, Usopp, and Robin don't return as expected from a foray into an island forest. After setting out to locate them, the rest of the crew finds their nakama each missing significant portions of their whole lives. (Note: a properly formatted (and updated with typo fixes) version of this is available at Ao3 under the same author name.)

He was his constant, someone who never ran. He was his first mate. He was Zoro, and he would always be there. NOT YAOI! Relationship between a Pirate Captain and his first mate. One-shot

Everybody helps with the washing up except the cook. That’s the way it works.

Jim, McCoy knew, was making up for not having been hugged enough as a child. Resistance was futile.

Post PGSM. With the Silver Crystal drained from reviving the planet, Usagi and the girls are left powerless. Believing their Senshi days to be over, they resume their normal lives, but a new evil has arrived in Tokyo...

Van Helsing/Carl. First impressions always count.

Twas the night ‘fore we crashed and all through the train; Not a creature was stirring, least those not insane

A new journey, with an unknown destination...Riku sets out to seek his destiny, accompanied by King Mickey. Meanwhile, others begin their own journeys, along winding paths that may, eventually, meet... An AU tale branching off from Chain of Memories.

Alternate Universe, Medieval type setting. Slaves and all that. Heero is a Baron with a secret profession. On one of his jobs he finds a new slave. 1+2, 3+4, 13+5 pairing, eventually. Don't read if you don't like the pairings or Yaoi.

Magic is supposed to make things easier isn’t it? Not when the king is a soul-shaper with a penchant for control. Then things just get complicated. Not your typical sword & sorcery fic.

Nami discovers that sometimes you have to get things done in a roundabout manner. ZoNa-ish. Vaguely. T for some language and situations.

Coppers would be far too suspicious of anyone calling themselves a god of policing to actually believe in them. However, official denials are also something coppers won't believe. If only Vimes wasn't too much the ultimate policeman to claim godhood...

Usopp is attacked, but his friends come to rescue him and save him before anything too serious happened. However the assailant tried to do a little more then beat sense into the Marksman and now Usopp can't figure out why his friends are so upset...

Things can go quite wrong at weddings. Especially this one, the Vimes-Ramkin wedding was the event of the Ankh-Morpork social season. When all was said and done it really was a miracle that the best man didn't lose the ring. Enjoy.

KH1 : Postgame, Leon and co. find themselves in Hollow Bastion trying to pick up the pieces in a town that's lost nine years. Plotty, with yaoi undertones. Pairings are a slow burn.

Novelization of Suikoden. A chain of events labels the son of a great general, Tir McDohl, a traitor and strips away his illusions of a just and fair Empire. This is his story of unintended rebellion that evolved into a struggle for freedom.

What happens when the two stoic gundam pilots go on a date... Trowa/Heero

[A war is a natural human process and being a child of war, you always seem to be thinkin’ ‘bout it. Well, that is if that sort of thing matters to you.] Happy birthday Zoro and have a swell Armistice Day.

Doumeki and Watanuki walk to and from school together. Doumeki saves Watanuki's life, and in turn Watanuki makes him lunch. Himawari believes that it all means one thing. DouWata fluff and humor. Shows the transition from friendship to love. Enjoy!

Four boys in the juvenile justice system receive a last chance to make something of their futures. Will boot camp make or break them? And can they ever learn to be a team?

Lesson XI: Kurogane and Fai arrive at Yasha's keep.

Neither man knew when it had started, and really, it didn't matter all that much to either of them anyway. CLC.

(2005-7) "Good Omens" sequel - In which there is a stolen book of prophecies, a plot to bring about the Second Coming of Christ and thus truly end the world, an Antichrist heading into puberty, a demon and angel facing complicated emotional entanglement, and Horsepersons & Sins & Disciples, oh my!

Ranma wakes one day to find that a couple of things are different. Nothing major, just a new life complete with child, dojo to run, and, most importantly, a spouse. Problem is, the last thing Ranma recalls is being sixteen... COMPLETE! Now in Italian too.

Aziraphale and Crowley have a lot of history... Abandoned, but the chapters hold up pretty well on their own.

Sephiroth begins his new life as an Angel of the Realm. But the Darkness is not quiet, and from the Light, Angels must rise. Yaoi pairings: SoraRiku, past SephCloud, CloudLeon, SephAxel?

Zoro, Sanji, and Luffy have all leveledup.

Upon being released from prison, Draco dreads facing the world on his own. Is there really noone waiting for him?

A parody of Margaret Atwood's short storyessay by the same title. An in depth look at the fandom, writing, and our favorite pairings. 1x2, 3x4, 3x4x5

They fall in love so slowly, through broken rituals, that they don't realize it until it's too late. Small incidents bring Leon and Cloud together, even with things like their past, Zack and Irvine, and their own fears getting in the way. Ch7: Denial

He always called out his name softly, and it always sounded like he wanted to say something more. slash, BaschVaan Companion to Reassurance & Trust

A snippet taking place after Longshot falls into the Danger Room.

Cathy and her family have moved away from everything and everyone she knew. Now in her new home in the heart of the Teton Mountains she fears something is watching her family, and knows that something would give anything to have Trowa.

[Hitsugaya x Yachiru] When the world is drenched in blue, he can be forgiven for seeking refuge in other colours.

After Quatre's devastating Wing Zero experience, he and Heero are taken into OZ custody. There, the wrecked Quatre deals both physically and mentally with the consequences of his actions, and wonders what the war has turned him into. Rated for language.

[RikuRoxas, sided RikuSora]'You think you're they keyblade master, don't you. You aren't.' He isn't Sora, never was Sora and Riku's just fooling himself.

It's indecently hard to get privacy on this ship. Luckily, nobody wants it. Nobody ships like Nami ships: Merryshipping.

Leon and Cloud help rebuild the city, and Leon discovers a surprising fact about the quiet blonde. Warnings: Yaoi, fluff, KHII spoilers

Nami contemplates the afternoon activities of three of her crewmates. Zoro x Sanji x Luffy shounen ai.

What if Akane and Mousse paired up to get the ultimate revenge not evil to get back at Ranma and Shampoo? Pure chaos. . . and fluff. Chapter 12 is up

Gojyo made a wish that changed his whole life. That's because Kanzeon Bosatsu heard it. Mission is an obstacle but it doesn't matter to the goddess. Especially after she turned him into a... her ::yaoi:: Act 4 of Crimson Moon finally up!

How you are as a person, reflects in the way you sleep and not always in the most obvious ways. Irvine watches his friends one night and thinks on their sleeping habits.

Life is never the same after Lord Trowa purchases his new slave, a blond boy named Quatre.

In trying to repent his mistakes and the pain his inadvertently caused his team, Quatre finds himself in enemy hands... And what a surprisingly gentle grasp it is. 13x6x4. 1x2. Later 5x4. Complete.

It's about reckless driving, faerie infestations, and the finer points of friendship. It's about speeding up the hill just to feel the fall on the other side. And yes, it's about Kairi and Yuffie, Larxene and Naminé, and everything in between.

Chapter 13 and 14 up Where everyone learns Important Life Lessons

Ginny and Harry begin to wonder if they will be each other's saving grace, as Hermione searches for the balance that has been missing and Ron realizes it's not too late to become the man he wants to be.

Mariemaia and Une are having a difficult time of it, but Une thinks she may have discovered something to help them both.

[SX] What is done can not be undone-- and now, Spike fully intends to collect on a promise. Sequel to 'Lines in the Sand'.

When Hermione falls in love with her red-haired best friend, she comes to realize that holidays are no help at all. Features secret agent Hermione,semi-psychotic Ginny, smugly smirking Harry, Quidditch kit Ron, and a truly spectacular hexing of Malfoy. AU after OotP

Chopper tends to Zoro, who is ill.

COMPLETE! VanHelsing-X-Men crossover. Slash. Gabriel Van Helsing - Knight of the Holy Order, Hunter, Holy Man. Immortal? Mutant? COMPLETE!

CHAPTER FOUR NOW UP. [LeonCloud] Two exheroes discover what it is like to be plagued with unsubtle desires, and can do nothing but act upon them. Dark love.

Syn:03c1 added. RikuSora. They have always walked the same path, yet nothing lasts forever. On a road of darkness & light, they went their separate ways till the trails converged and crossed, treading where the other went before.

Quatre is pinning after Trowa unsure of where they stand, but all that changes when a desert witch gives our little prince a magicle potion that transports him to a diffrent demension where not only Trowa wants him. But the rest of the guys to!

Luffy has made yet another kitchen raid, and Zoro doesn’t mind playing along. [LuffyZoro]

Genrou is a high school dropout who can't seem to hold a job. In the hopes of winning the prize money, he crossdresses as a female model in a prestigious competition...and catches chief photographer Houjun Ri's eye. [Ch27 up] [an updated]

AU - Himura Kenshin's idyllic existence as a high-school guidance counselor is turned upside down when his past comes back for him, along with a problem student who insists on being part of his life. Yaoi, yuri, het.

Somewhere along the way, Usopp begins to harbour some doubts. (A NamiUsopp friendship ficlet.) One-shot.

R for sexual content (nothing explicit). COMPLETE. Short Story. Over the years of happy marriage, Eowyn learns there is a pattern to life with Faramir.

Yaoi, PercivalBorus. Borus is ordered to Iksay, to make amends and bring Percival back

Ever had one of those days were you just end up nearly crying out of frustration? Well, Hisoka has terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and unloads it all to one of the most unlikely sources... One-shot

In which a naive Harry is taught what 'Gay-dar' is in a seedy part of Diagon Alley, and a more worldly Ron Is Very Amused.

On the night of Saillune's King Stag Masked ball, Amelia and Zelgadis are about to find out fairy tales do come true (Heavy Z/A, a little L/G)

Something happens in potions, and Harry is turned into a child. Draco has no choice but to take care of him, and everyday Harry gains one year, changing his mind, his outward appearance and his soul. Chap.9 Updated! Harry/Draco SLASH! R/R PLEASE!

Warning: fluffy Ron/Draco slash. Ron surprises himself by wanting more than seemingly random meetings with an old schoolmate.

Jounouchi and Seto hold a secret that they want no one else to know. How long will this forbidden secret last kept from Yugi and the others? Read and find out!

COMPLETE. Harry notices Draco in a moment of weakness. It isn't long before Harry falls for him and they decide to get together but what happens when Lucius finds out. We are officially at the Dursleys! Rated for the appearance of swear words.

A depressed highschool-student Houjun tries to cope with his feelings by writing a story about a guy called Chichiri when suddenly someone starts writing as Tasuki... TasChi*shounen-ai*AU *Ch.15 up* Merry Christmas, everyone!!!*

*SLASH* Remus Lupin/Sirius Black...The One True Way

a friendly little Usopp & Nami fic.

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Another Harry/Ginny story, what else? :-) In a game of truth or dare, Ginny has to steal something pretty unlikely. But someone else had a dare that night, too...(Chapter 4 is up, August 26!!)

Sometimes to achieve something great, you must first overcome the barriers which stand between yourself and your goal. A look at how broken barriers change the relationship between Tsuzuki and Hisoka. 2/6 Posted.

Twincest as a small, one act play. (Slash, Incest)

*Chapter Twenty Nine uploaded. Now Complete.* Ginny gives Harry a special birthday present, but the consequences are unexpected. Rating is for innuendo and possible swearing.

He has a sister, you see. A sister named Ginny and he loves her very much. But an evil monster stole her away from him one Autumn night.

Ginny is very angry with her own brother. She makes a potion to get back at him, but the results are disasterous... Chapter 6 has been uploaded! R&R

Daniel has had too much coffee and too little sleep when Jack calls around (Alpha Gate Challenge Response). *Warning: Contains Slash*