Larien Mithrandir
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Joined 02-03-09, id: 1826529, Profile Updated: 09-16-15
Author has written 38 stories for Naruto, Misc. Anime/Manga, Kingdom Hearts, Angel Sanctuary, House, M.D., Metalocalypse, Dance Dance Revolution, and Labyrinth.

Hello there, wandering stranger! Welcome to my lair of fiction. Please, enjoy your stay!

I'm never on here anymore.

Like, ever.

You can find me on Ficwad as Larien, or on Rockfic as HipsterIzzy.

I hardly ever write anymore, though, and if I do, it's about Guns n' Roses.

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Helbound by Pagan Press LLC reviews
When an ODST squad returns to Earth after four months, they find the planet in the tense final moments of the Human-Covenant War. Underneath the chaos, a hidden legacy threatens to sunder new-forged alliances, and plunge the galaxy deeper into war. Story 1 in the "Saga of the Valkyries" series
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,187 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
He knows by BendingMetal reviews
A drabble about Dethklok's dedicated manager. I may add more later, depends on how I feel. Please review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen
Itachi Facts by violinmana reviews
Superman is scared of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is scared of Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Itachi U.
Bubble Bathos by Darth Gojira reviews
Harry/Cho PWP as they reconcile in the Prefect's bath in book 5. No real plot, just smut. Please leave reviews, since I'm just a well-read virgin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - [Cho C., Harry P.] - Complete
Or Perhaps the Decree of Fate by korr reviews
Set Pre-Dethklok, an unlucky Charles, who starts off as a timid law clerk, meets Nathan and his life gets turned upside down as his apartment slowly becomes a halfway home for wayward musicians. SLASH
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,043 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E.
Simple Mistakes by nirvana heart reviews
Everybody thought Pickles and Toki would be over within a week. Nobody thought that they were worth it. Everybody thought they would destroy Dethklok - and no one thought it would only benefit the band. A collection of drabbles.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Pickles, Toki W. - Complete
Chaste by MadeiraDarling
Skwisgaar has been bad, and Charlie decides to punish him, smutty hilarity ensues. Skwisgaar/Charlie
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/13/2011 - C. F. Ofdensen, Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Morning by buzzlikebee19 reviews
Pickles and Tony spend some time together.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Pickles, Antonio D. T./Tony - Complete
Slave to the Grind by gossamernomore reviews
Ongoing collection of Preklok, Earlyklok, and Flashback fics. Rated Mature overall, but each story will include its own warnings. Most pairings are Skwisgaar x Toki and/or Charles/Pickles.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Weaknessklok by sillynekorobs reviews
Short, drabble-ish scenes of Dethklok at their not-so-metal best. Some are funny, and some downright cute. Because no one can be brutal ALL the time.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009
Sleepwalking by murderofonerose reviews
Nathan did it knowing that if Charles told him to stop, he would. Warning: contains slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen
Explanation by knockoutmouse reviews
A sequel to DethFrosting. Pickles finally gives an explanation about his aversion to being submissive. Slash, but not much sex, at least none that happens "on screen," so to speak. Rated M for sex, drug use, language, and some heavier themes.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Nathan E., Pickles - Complete
Cuckoldklok by Lassroyale reviews
There's something going on behind the closed door of Charles' office – and Nathan's pissed it doesn't involve him. **A/N: This is unabashed and unapologetic CRACK!FIC**
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Attention by MintyPlant reviews
The band tricks Toki, but the trick's on Skwisgaar when it backfires.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Brutal Valentine's by Spider01 reviews
Mordhaus is in chaos as the members of Dethklok face the most brutal thing ever... Valentines day. N/MF T/S C/P
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
That's not gay! by janinePSA reviews
Just some silliness. Charles walks in on the boys and consequently calls them gay. They strongly disagree. Mentioning of Slash. Awesome! I just see, the story has 666 words! :D
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Complete
Just Checking by SilverInkblot reviews
Red VS Blue. Delta and Sigma have a chat with Omega.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010
Logic by MintyPlant reviews
Drabble. Toki likes to shoot things.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Toki W., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Flight by MintyPlant reviews
Drabble, set during Dethrecord. Skwisgaar has a secret.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Waking Nightmares by MintyPlant reviews
When Nathan plagiarizes lyrics from a book of necromancy again, Dethklok gets stuck in each other's nightmares.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
DethFrosting by knockoutmouse reviews
Pickles talks Nathan into helping him bake a cake. With frosting. Things get interesting. N/P slash. Contains sex, profanity, brief mention of drug use.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Nathan E., Pickles - Complete
Lost and Found by SilverInkblot reviews
He collects their tangible memories; maybe one day he can give them all back, if they should ever come looking for them.
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - WALL-E - Complete
Lesson Learned by MintyPlant reviews
Toki could point to the exact moment when he stopped caring.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Toki W. - Complete
Charlie Boy by Klarinette-18 reviews
It's St. Patrick's Day, and the boys have invited Charles out for drinks. Charles obliges, but is put off by the fact that there are big plans for the next day—plans that obviously have been broken, already—and no one seems to care.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles
Drabble Collection by murderofonerose reviews
A series of Metalocalypse drabbles. Lots of slash or slash-if-you-squint, mostly either Nathan and Charles or Skwisgaar and Toki right now. Each drabble is stand-alone.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010
Need by SmashTurnip Girl reviews
Post-Dethsiduals fallout.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Boa by deadpan riot
SnB era. Pickles is trying to avoid everyone on St. Patty's day, but ends up failing miserably. Pickles/Candynose. One-shot.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Pickles, Sammy T./Candynose - Complete
Pickles vs The Lamp by deadpan riot reviews
Pickles is called into Offdenson's office to discuss something in the tabloids, only to become distracted by something evil lurking on the manager's desk. One-shot. Rated for drugs and possesed furniture.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Pickles, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Yet Another Person Posting Drabbles by flight815kitsune reviews
A bunch of drabbles, as I have time to type them. Some will be slashy. M to be safe.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010
Hail To The King by Shampaggin
Gearcentric; Charles discovers the real lyrics to a song he heard as a child thanks to one very drunk Klokateer, and one very defeated Klokateer.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Listen by SmashTurnip Girl reviews
The morning after the end of Fertilityklok.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Breaking Lamps II by ToInsanitysEnd reviews
Set shortly after Snakes 'N Barrels II. Nathan is bothered by something that happened that fateful night in L.A. - Nathan/Charles, slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Blue Sheets by murderofonerose reviews
Skwisgaar needs to go to bed. Toki helps.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Finds Me A Fathers by murderofonerose reviews
Skwisgaar decides he doesn't want to be the only guy in the band who never had a father. Set during Dethdad.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Skwisgaar S., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
DethDance by Red Lioness reviews
The story behind Stripper!Toki of Renovationklok
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Toki W., W. Murderface
Sweet Rehab by the Last Flowerchild reviews
When Toki is put in charge of breaking Pickles of his drug and drinking habits, he discovers just how much the drummer likes him. SLASH. Very bad, yummy slash. One-shot. Please review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Pickles, Toki W. - Complete
Dethrequests by XxBloodyNightmaresxX reviews
Information in chapter 1!
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010
Family Bonding by MintyPlant reviews
Things are a little weird for Skwisgaar after returning from Sweden.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Skwisgaar S. - Complete
The Silent Treatment by MintyPlant reviews
Toki tries a new way of dealing with Skwisgaar's temper. Not slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Blame it on the alcohol by lacking efficiency reviews
Murderface/Pickles slash. Guys drunk kiss each other all the time, don't they?
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/9/2010 - W. Murderface, Pickles - Complete
Murderface's Poems by Spider01 reviews
A strange little poem thing I wrote about Murderface turned into several little poems and a strange poem story was made. Where Murderface faces some trials and triumphs in love.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - W. Murderface - Complete
Morbid Polish by ToInsanitysEnd reviews
Charles makes a mental note! - Nathan/Charles, Slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Ways by Kanskje the Titanium Bovine reviews
When Pickles was in SN'B, he'd sometimes get angry on stage. Sometimes he'd walk off, and sometimes Tony was able to get him to calm down. This is one of the latter times.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Pickles, Antonio D. T./Tony - Complete
Pushy by ToInsanitysEnd reviews
Nathan gets a little pushy…Why? Because he can. - Nathan/Charles, slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Solace by Snorkes Jaunkundze reviews
-You know, that the band and I... we will do everything to...- The words "keep you alive" stuck in his throat, and he fell silent. Pickles is dying, Charles tries to comfort him. Please R&R.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Pickles, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Teaching and Learning by Kid Dynamite 090 reviews
Teen!Skwisgaar teaches Teen!Toki he's not sinful for certain 'desires' along with a healthy demonstration.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Get Well Soon You Big Baby by SmashTurnip Girl reviews
Skwisgaar comes down with a bad case of man 'flu; Toki's a creeper, but his heart's in the right place.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Revolver by Kanskje the Titanium Bovine reviews
Even when you think you have nothing left to live for, sometimes fate decides that you do.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Pickles - Complete
Gentle by Kid Dynamite 090 reviews
Toki finds his way to Nathan in the middle of the night. The two men converse, and Nathan churns out a lesser seen 'sensitive' side. Lemon.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Nathan E., Toki W. - Complete
Skwisgaar's In The End by Kid Dynamite 090 reviews
Short scenario about Skwisgaar leaving home and his mother. Written as a result of playing song-based-story shuffle with my ipod. Undertones from Green Day's 'In the End'. Rated M for language and inferences.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Toki's Trap by Kid Dynamite 090 reviews
Toki's anger at being in Skwisgaar's shadow finally rears it's ugly head. Lemon, dubious consent.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Hard To Hold A Candle In The Cold November Rain by Kanskje the Titanium Bovine reviews
When Tony and Pickles get into another fight about the bassist's heroin addiction in November of '92, it spells the beginning of the end for legendary band Snakes N' Barrels. Of course the end of one thing can be the beginning of another...
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Pickles, Antonio D. T./Tony - Complete
Mordhaus Shower by Kid Dynamite 090 reviews
Pickles takes a shower after a long day of band practice. To escape Murderface's boring complaints, the other members of Dethklok hide in the shower room as well. Lemon.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
The Former Member by Admiral Candy reviews
Before Toki, there was Magnus. One shots with the former guitarist of the greatest metal band Dethklok.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Nathan E.
5 short drabbles by anarane-saralonde reviews
5 mini stories inspired by random play songs on my mp3 player. Involves most of the band.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
Sweet Child O' Mine by Kanskje the Titanium Bovine reviews
Pickles wrote a song about a girl when he was young. She's gone now, though, and the words are for Toki alone. teen!Pickles/OC; Pickles/Toki
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Pickles, Toki W. - Complete
Lessons by murderofonerose reviews
Skwisgaar shows Toki the fingering, and is pretty sure the younger guitarist is watching with rapt attention. Slash. Do not expect the hot water in your shower to last this long at home.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
The Bedroom Explosion by Kid Dynamite 090 reviews
After an intruder is found on Mordhaus grounds, Offdensen sends Dethklok to find a safe room. Crowding into Nathan's room; drunken slash occurs. M for a detailed lemon and brutal language.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
And The Godfather Was A Lie by Kanskje the Titanium Bovine reviews
Pickles tells a story about how one time, back in the day, him and Tony got into some trouble and Tony introduced him to some "businessmen" to help them out. A "family" of sorts. Enjoy.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Pickles, Antonio D. T./Tony - Complete
Dateklok by FrankenFaust reviews
Murderface is stricken with loneliness and it's starting to affect the other members of Dethklok. Charles tries to remedy his depression by setting him up on a date in hopes of regaining control of the band. M for suggestive Language.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - W. Murderface - Complete
Snowballs by Kanskje the Titanium Bovine reviews
The first snow of winter leads to the first snow-fight of winter, and ultimately to the first annoying act of winter.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Pickles, Toki W. - Complete
Breach of Contract by Slow Motion Outlaw reviews
An on-stage incident almost leads to Hamburger Time for Dethklok, and reveals a threat that could bring the band down from the inside. Desperate times call for desperate measures. T for language, Dethklok antics and slash. Nathan/Charles.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen
Don't Cry No More by Kanskje the Titanium Bovine reviews
The difference between a memory and a nightmare can be a fine line, or it can be a tightrope-walk. Luckily Toki always has a certain red-haired safety net to keep him safe. Toki/Pickles
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Toki W., Pickles - Complete
The Engineer Account by CigaretteInk reviews
No Pairings. I realize I just cut a majority of my audience out with those words, but I digress. This is about a peculiar person that has the "privilege" of being Dethklok's stage engineer. It's only here to make you laugh; don't take it so seriously.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010
Hard by murderofonerose reviews
It started with silliness and cupcakes. Drabble-length chapters, Skwisgaar/Toki slash later on.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Gears by korr reviews
AU where in Charles is really a robot. Slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
What Happens in Vegas Stays With Your Lawyer by murderofonerose reviews
Actually, there are three things to do in Vegas: get drunk, gamble, and be married by Elvis. Contains slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Skwisgaar S.
Friends by SilverInkblot reviews
He's got friends on the other side; they used to be on this side.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dr. Facilier
Breaking the Rule by Kanskje the Titanium Bovine reviews
Some rules are meant to be broken, and some just need to be.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Pickles, Toki W. - Complete
Enoughs Alreadys by kkHavok reviews
Toki's developed a drinking problem. Skwisgaar is concerned. Lemon. Slightly fluffy. Contains Skwisgaar/Toki. Don't like, don't read.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Rooftop by murderofonerose reviews
Charles is back. Nathan doesn't know what to make of this.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Night in the Dethbus by murderofonerose reviews
It's the night after the attack on Mordhaus, and no one really wants to be alone.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Shatter by kkHavok reviews
Toki's had enough of Skwisgaar and holds him up at gunpoint. Flavored with hints of artificial lemony goodness. Very fluffy at the end, maybe you can nap there. Oneshot. Contains Shonan-Ai Yaoi/GuyXGuy . Don't like, don't read.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
drabbleklok by skyrie-chan reviews
little drabbles of the worlds most brutal band
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010
Hangover by CrystallicSky reviews
After the party comes the hangover...and some other stuff. N/C, ONESHOT
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Aflame by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
The ice yields before the flames. Yuri smut.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Nami, Robin - Complete
Somebody to Love by Six31 reviews
Dethklok and Ofdensen hang out at a Midwest bar. On karaoke night.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Up Jumped The Devil by maenhi reviews
Leaving personal DVDs in not-personal DVD players is never a good idea. Dethklok, S/T. This is silly, be very afraid! And enjoy of course. Written for Hearts&Guts 2010.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Dawn by maenhi reviews
Season 3 After his mysterious return, Charles keeps waking from his dreams. - Written for Hearts&Guts 2010. Charles F. Ofdensen, gen, angst.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Zombie Boners by korr reviews
Nothing short of death could keep Charles from his boys. Even then, death was only a temporary setback. Slash. Zombies. Puns.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Brutal attraction by Spider01 reviews
The bands attempt to put out a cologne fails, resulting in a deadly sex drug. Predictably the Dethklok members spill it on themselves and utter slash ensues.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
Deeper Understanding by pdotzombie reviews
An attempt at brevity in writing. Skwisgaar's musings and revelations regarding Toki. Blablabla, T/S slash don't like don't read.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Keeping Haus by Slow Motion Outlaw reviews
A series of drabbles about the world's most brutal band and its equally brutal manager. Includes a variety of humour/fluff/slash/family/angst themes. T for regulation Dethklok behaviour, language and slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010
Missed You, Bro by pdotzombie reviews
Tony/Pickles slash, SnB. Tony is left at the apartment alone while Pickles visits family. Read on to see what transpires upon Pickles return to Los Angeles. Please R&R, and as always, if you don't like then don't read.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Pickles - Complete
Shots of Muder by elegant-fleuret reviews
It wasn’t gay unless balls touched. Muderface never let balls touch. Tons of Muderface crack pairings and one-shots because, well, the poor guy is always thrown under the bus.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - W. Murderface
Behind Schedule by murderofonerose reviews
What if Charles hadn't been able to get there in time to keep the renegotiated contract from being signed? Some N/C, but if you don't like slash you can still read part one.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen
Tastes You by pdotzombie reviews
Toki and Skwisgaar in the hallway, against a window pane. That's literally the whole plot. But you're here for the details, so click!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
He Came Back by murderofonerose reviews
Charles needs Nathan to do this for him. Slash. Dark.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen
Guitar Beer Fest by murderofonerose reviews
Charles' POV. Hints of slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E.
Bound by pdotzombie reviews
S/T slash, bondage. Plot, what plot? Don't like, don't read. If you love dethsmut, you've come to the right place!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
I's Fallingks Asleeps by pdotzombie reviews
Drunk Toki and Sleepy Skwisgaar. I write ficlets about these boys when I'm drunk. Just read and enjoy, please. T/S slash, but very mild.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Thanks by pdotzombie reviews
S/T slash, fluff. Skwisgaar takes Toki with him to his secret place. I know, my summaries are super lame. Just read it, please.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Private Dancer by Citizenjess reviews
Toki discovers a new talent. Written for ftw302 for Hearts & Guts 2010.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Toki W., W. Murderface - Complete
Don't Hang Up by murderofonerose reviews
Dethklok had discovered Skype. Slash-if-you-squint.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Good Idea, Bad Idea by murderofonerose reviews
It seemed like a good idea at the time. Nathan/Seth
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010
Music is Murder by AgentKaz
Just some little story things about Murderface based on that song meme thing that's floating around. Nothing special.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - W. Murderface - Complete
Broadening Your Horizons by pdotzombie reviews
Charles finds Nathan in his office, doing something unusual. Just another drabble. Enjoy, and RnR
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Maybes I Will Cleans You Up by pdotzombie reviews
Toki has had enough of Skwisgaar harassing him and lets his feral side loose. T/S slash, guro. Don't like, don't read!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
The Colour of the Sky by WitchyGirl99 reviews
Words to Fear: a Dictionary for Men includes words such as "whatever" and "fine", as well as phrases like "go ahead". Inuyasha slowly fears for his life as Kagome uses all of these. Better start praying Inuyasha. InuKag, OneShot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
A Little Goes a Long Way by pdotzombie reviews
Rated M for drug use, violence, death, sex both het and slash pairings , and probably more. This is a saga of Pickles' life, starting from age 16 continuing until "the present."
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Pickles
Musically Inclined by pdotzombie reviews
This is an mp3 player meme challenge. Contents include 12 drabbles varying in nature. Please enjoy!
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Drabbleklok by fEmAleNoMad reviews
definition of drabble applied loosely. Missing moments from throughout the show, both slash and het if needed.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010
Five Part Harmony by ABoxFullOfSharpObjects reviews
It figures the only other time they can all work together is to make fun of him. Drabble.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Reflections by MadxMustard reviews
The image was of a young boy's face, lost and confused.
A Child Called It - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
The Things You Don't Say by QueensJenn reviews
Murderface doesn't talk about his past. Ever.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - W. Murderface
The Ballad of Natebecca by Citizenjess reviews
Charles observes the celebrity supernova that is Natebecca. Charles/Nathan friendship.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/5/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
After Charles by murderofonerose reviews
Nathan nearly *killed* the guy who finally told them. Spoilers for end of season two/beginning of season three, sort of. Slash-if-you-squint.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Complete
One, Two, Three, Exactly One Hundred, Floored by murderofonerose reviews
As far as Nathan was concerned, it was only a stupid bet if he lost. Losing hadn’t actually been on his to-do list.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Nathan E., Toki W.
I'm Famished by pdotzombie reviews
Toki's thoughts during dinner. Yeah, I'm crap at summaries.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Falling into Place by QueensJenn reviews
There was another rhythm guitarist before Toki.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Selatcia, C. F. Ofdensen
Dethntist by The Great Allie reviews
Nathan gets a checkup from a very weird dentist.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/28/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Dethlabyrinth by Agar reviews
After watching “The Labyrinth” Toki accidentally wishes Deddybear away to the goblins. Not really a crossover.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Unacquitted Love by L.R.T reviews
Skwisgaar gets the wrong idea when Nathan and Toki decide to write a song together. One-shot. SkwisgaarxToki. Blood. Rating based vaguely on Adult Swim's 14 standard.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.] Nathan E. - Complete
Can't Stop The Madness by murderofonerose reviews
What Toki's daughter wants, Toki's daughter gets. One OC and vaguely mentioned slash pairings.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Last Night by toadstoolcouch reviews
A very drunk Skwisgaar and Toki fool around late one night.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Dethopoly by Citizenjess reviews
Someone has to be the banker. Co-written with D for brutalbusiness' January challenge.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Two Across by Six31 reviews
When Nathan Explosion needs a little help, there's only one man he'd turn to.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Sunday Morning by Mad Jaqi reviews
Charles Sunday morning's will never be the same. Fatherhood-verse
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Christmas by murderofonerose reviews
Nathan's first babysitter.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen
Staged by Citizenjess reviews
Nathan copes with Charles' departure in stages; Charles contemplates his next move. Written for elanorofcastile for Yuletide 2009. Spoilers through the season three premiere.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
MordHill by Dragonangelx003 reviews
Set after Silent Night, Toki experiences something that no game could compare to. Rated for gore and horror.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Toki W. - Complete
The Robe by Mad Jaqi reviews
Good gifts are so hard to find.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Toki W. - Complete
Lessons by Mad Jaqi reviews
Skwisgaar had learned many lessons in his life, some just stuck more than others. Just something short I had started after Fatherklok.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Mother Figure by Fairy Laughing reviews
Nathan makes a good father figure for the rest of the band, but if he's the father figure then who's the mother figure? No slash, but Pickles acts pretty gay what else is new? and there's plenty of cussing. Short and silly.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Pickles, Nathan E.
Christklok by ChilombiLite reviews
COMPLETE Pope John Paul III decides to create a Catholic tribute band to Dethklok. Inspired by Season 3's "Tributeklok" beta'd by cycatryx
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Pyre by Citizenjess reviews
Charles is released from his earthly duties. Spoilers for "Dethrelease".
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/17/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Edge Of The Earth by Silvarius reviews
A little Charles introspection piece that takes place between Black Fire Upon Us and RenovationKlok while he's away from Dethklok. Spoilers for RenovationKlok.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/16/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Soldier of Fortune by Jenova2008 reviews
Offdensen's past comes back to haunt him. Set after Season 3 premiere, spoilers for Season 3.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen
DethMourning by Mecha-Foot reviews
Being sad is so not brutal, but the nine months Offdensen was gone were. A look at how each member of Dethklok deals with loss, and the absence of the man responsible for keeping Dethklok running and the five of them alive.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Here and There by Citizenjess reviews
Charles tries to fit back into his Dethklok mold. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Charles/Nathan slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
A Brutal Yarn by CrystallicSky reviews
Even the lead singer of the most brutal band in the world can be totally whipped by his mother into being unbrutal. N/C, ONESHOT
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
The Price of Revenge by Citizenjess reviews
The Metal Masked Assassin knows exactly how to get under Charles' skin. Alternate ending for "Dethrelease". Contains a bit of gore.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Burzum's Boy by Citizenjess reviews
Nathan has the chance encounter of a lifetime. Written for brutalbusiness' November 2009 theme month prompt.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by ABoxFullOfSharpObjects reviews
Set during RenovationKlok. The boys can't afford to entertain themselves like usual, so they go at it like regular jack-offs do: cheap beer, cards and toilet humor.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/2/2009
Sunsets Ams Not Metal by Lady Midath reviews
Skwisgaar finally gives in to his feelings for Toki. One shot fluffiness.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
Gunmetal Grey Christmas by Anna B. Gins reviews
Dethklok is charged with the responsibility of spreading peace and goodwill or they can't have any presents. Join us for this touching tale of love, friendship, and pan-fluting. Blood. Gore. Language. Etc.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Indispensable by CrystallicSky reviews
People of the CFO's caliber were irreplaceable. N/C, post-Season Two AU, written prior to Season Three premiere-
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Halloween Hassles by CrystallicSky reviews
It's rough being Dethklok's manager on Halloween... N/C
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Dark Reign by Pagan Press LLC reviews
After the defeat of Emperor Doviculus, a new threat rises to shake the peaceful yet still totally awesome lands of Metal.
Brütal Legend - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Eddie R., Ophelia
Ams you cold? by pdotzombie reviews
Slash, but no smut. Just fluff. Skwisgaar really hates camping and can't sleep. Fortunately for him, Toki can't sleep, either.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Death Come to Mordhaus by Dante On Fire reviews
Death visits Mordhaus. He has his own reasons for the trip, and not the ones you'd expect.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Toki W. - Complete
What Is Wrong With Nature by Agar reviews
Thanks to the internet Dethklok discovers one of nature's most disgusting underwater friends.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Nathan E., Jean-Pierre - Complete
Buttered Bread by Citizenjess reviews
It's been nine months and Nathan wants some answers. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Thanksgivingklok by Citizenjess reviews
The most brutal metal band in the world has to work on Thanksgiving. Brutal.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Mamas Don't Let Your Sons Grow Up To Be Dentists by ABoxFullOfSharpObjects reviews
DethHealth aftermath. Nathan really didn't need another reason to dislike the dentist. Father/Son dynamic.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Charles in Charge by Citizenjess reviews
Even the robot has a birthday. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Apologies for the lame pun in the title. Not really.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Fellatioklok by Citizenjess reviews
Charles follows up with the guys about a standing request. Yes, that one. Spoilers through the season three premiere.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
An Encounter at the Murder Club by Six31 reviews
During his nine month absence, Charles Ofdensen uses his newfound anonymity to hunt down members of the Revengencers. Slight Ofdensen/OFC pairing
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/23/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Charles and Nathan Fool the World by Dante On Fire reviews
A fake picture of Nathan and Charles kissing sends Nathan's fans crazy. Charles sees a chance to make money out of the situation. Not slash. Charles helps Nathan with a secret. Smart Nathan. Hot Charles. Charles Nathan friendship fic.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
No Rest For The Wicked by Dragonangelx003 reviews
Four glimpses into Skwisgaar and Toki's respective pasts. Slash in Chapter 4 only.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,967 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Not Your Fault by gossamernomore reviews
N/T. Fluff. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue me.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
The Way to Toki's Heart by gossamernomore reviews
S/T. This is so disgustingly fluffy and sappy that you'll probably have to go to the dentist after you read it. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue me.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
Too Damn Clever by gossamernomore reviews
N/T. I don't own Metalocalypse, so don't sue me.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Toki W., Nathan E. - Complete
Lapse by gossamernomore reviews
S/T featuring feral!Toki. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Anniversary by gossamernomore reviews
S/T. Beware the fluff. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue me.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
I'll Be Your Distraction by gossamernomore reviews
Pickles x Toki. I don't own Metalocalypse, so don't sue me.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Pickles, Toki W. - Complete
In A Position Of Power by Silvarius reviews
A series of drabbles centering around Dethklok's manager, Charles Foster Ofdensen. Drabble 10 now up, entitled Average Joe, Part 2. Spoilers for Renovation Klok. Charles goes back to his old style.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - C. F. Ofdensen
Charles at the Club by Dante On Fire
The band is bored. They decide to have a little fun with Charles, but of course things go wrong. No pairings. Naked Murderface, cause that's what he loves to do.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/14/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Subterfuge by piasora reviews
They tried coexisting first. // charles x melmord. slash. drug use. mature audiences, please.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/12/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Stucks to de Walls by the empress of lala land reviews
Based off the episode "Mordland" or Fan Day. Rated T for suggestive thoughts from... Who else? Skwisgaar. SkwisToki
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Die for Art by Aiden Dahlin reviews
Mordhaus employees never last for long, but their ends are always truly brutal. The hiring part gets old quickly, unfortunatly .
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Nathan E., Toki W. - Complete
Awake and Alive by Silvarius reviews
Spoilers for the s.3 premiere. Little piece between Charles and Nathan after the events of that episode.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Colors: Blue by piticbob reviews
The colors that surround us.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hold on Tight by Fairy Laughing reviews
The boys rent an amusement park for a day and Toki and Skwisgaar have some fun together on the roller coaster. For i hates you on LiveJournal Kloktoberfest prompt: hanging on. SLASH Toki/Skwisgaar
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
An Oral Contract by Fairy Laughing reviews
Pickles takes a page out of Toki Wartooth's book. Oral contracts and whispered conversations in closets ensue. SLASH Pickles/Charles, mention of Skiwsgaar/Toki Done in 2008 as a gift in the Hearts and Guts gift exchange on LiveJournal.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Pickles, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Sleep Walking by the empress of lala land reviews
Without Deddybear, Toki goes wandering in the night... Right where he shouldn't. Slight Skwis/Toki, but mainly fluff. Rated T for, uh... innuendos. And nakedness, but we won't go into that. Written by SEES.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
A Solid Gold Telephone by murderofonerose reviews
Eventually they’ll figure out that there is such thing as too much, but they’re not going to admit that until they absolutely have to. S/T slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
Toki's Worst Fear by murderofonerose reviews
Even Skwisgaar has noticed by now that terrible things happen to everyone Toki loves. Contains implied S/T slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Memories by dragonzfire718 reviews
Pickles reflects back to his life in SNB. There are mentions of slash, so if you don't like it, don't read it. Pairing is Pickles/Tony and Pickles/? I will leave it up to you to figure it out :-P
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Pickles - Complete
Hello, Daddy by iGloomy reviews
Daddy doesn't know you exist, but why do you keep trying? A song-fic of Nathan's childhood into adulthood. Song: Hello Dad by Ferrick Melissa Warnings: Alchohol consumption, swearing, a little abuse, and... Oh? What's this? A LITTLE HET!
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Nathan E.
Just A Little History by iGloomy
One word more and I'm ready to hate you. Hello my name is Revolution. You try to remove me but that s too hard, and even if I forgive you for what you said, I won t stand you.' A short fic on Nathan's childhood. Harsh language ahead!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Nathan E. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by CrystallicSky reviews
While playing a classic drinking game, the metal band Dethklok ends up revealing a bit more to one another than was originally intended. N/C, VERY MILD S/T, ONESHOT
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Lustration by Dragonangelx003 reviews
Toki/Skwisgaar After Mordhaus burns to the ground, Dethklok holds up in a hotel for a few days while Charles recovers. And someone needs to keep an eye on Toki. Slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Anders and the Arbiter by Pagan Press LLC reviews
Anders finds herself a prisoner of war, held captive by the Arbiter. Though she is tortured for information, can she keep the Covenant from taking vital information? Based on a "T" rated game.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Arbiter, Prophet of Regret, E. Anders - Complete
Haunted by PrayForPlagues reviews
There's been some odd goings on in Mordhaus.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
The Death Of Fred by The Weasley Way reviews
it was all over now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Beyond Bed and Bath by CrystallicSky reviews
Charles receives a rather untimely phone call... N/C, ONESHOT
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Final Words by Merci reviews
Skwisgaar x Toki - Final moments are for last words, and Toki doesn’t see how they can live past this.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Beyond Words by Merci reviews
Skwisgaar x Toki - Toki has trouble expressing himself in English, but Skwisgaar knows what he means when it counts.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
We Were by SilverInkblot reviews
You really can't go home again. But you can be homeless together. A return home meditation, subtle SoKai.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Guilt Can Wait by Redd 000 reviews
During Seth's wedding reception, Pickles can't help but wonder why his brother is carrying around and hiding one of his old inhalers while Skwisgaar is stuck babysitting a wasted Norwegian... again. [Oneshot]
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Pickles, Seth - Complete
Fantasies by SiriuslyLoveSnuffles reviews
Hermione is having a dry spell, and being next to a certain Weasley twin is not helping her mind from wandering. FredHermione FHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Revelations by Mecha-Foot reviews
In which Skwisgaar makes a discovery, and Toki might just be an evil genius.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Never Let Him See by The Mechanical Magpie reviews
Skwisgaar's not always the jerk everyone thinks he is, but he'd never let anyone else know that. Slash, Skwisgaar/Toki. Don't like, don't read. Oneshot.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Any Girl But Her by diamond-helen reviews
She loves him, he looks right through her. Or does he see more than she thinks?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
For This? by lp2k
What happens when you sever a powerful being like an Elf from the larger purposes a Middle-Earth Elf is immersed in? Short ficlet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Legolas - Complete
A More Solemn Pickles by Xaviariam reviews
I decided to try my hand at writing about a more realistic Pickles! If people like this, I'll do something longer and more detailed. And for some reason, a lot of commas and apostrophes are missing.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Pickles - Complete
Touch by Initial A reviews
Long days sometimes lead to longer nights... 2nd Place in Challenge Destiny's week 4 prompt 'Ache'. I/K Post-canon.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Appletini with extra 'tini by Aiden Dahlin reviews
Toki is fascinated by the most mundane things, and Pickles just loves his Swans. light slash
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Pickles, Toki W. - Complete
Fever Dreams by TrueAngelOfMusic reviews
Dreams can sometimes feel like reality...' One Shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Doom of Moria by Pagan Press LLC reviews
The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep," So said Saruman of Many Colors. But this was but a glimpse at the horrors that befell the ancient mine long ago.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009
Ulysses by risokura reviews
Emotional attachments were of a foreign concept to him. SkwisgaarToki
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
When Easter Eggs Hatch by Valkyrien reviews
Toki is confused, Nathan explains. NaToki definitely implied!
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Nathan E., Toki W. - Complete
Dream by Hell's Author reviews
Even before the door slammed shut he had her slammed up against the wall, his soft lips pressing hard against hers. Asking, no demanding her submissiveness, her obedience... PWP Lemon
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Lullaby by Blessed by the Angel of Death reviews
Toki recieves some comfort from a friend after his father's death. feel free to read and review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Tokiism by Alpha Hydra reviews
Skwisgaar is not the religious type. one-shot and slash: Skwisgaar/Toki
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Pet Cemetery by Dawn Stag reviews
AU Harleen Quinzel wasn't in The Dark Knight, which raises the question: Whatever happened to the Harley Quinn?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Joker - Complete
Wanna Know How I Got These Scars? by CognitionCannibal reviews
Just my version of how The Joker might have received his scars. Warning: It's violent and a bit gory. Rated M just to be safe.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Joker - Complete
I've Always Loved You by ASlightlyNeuroticRavenpuff reviews
Daisy wakes up to Ben's handsome face. In heaven.
Curious Case of Benjamin Button - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Daisy, Benjamin B. - Complete
Fasces by Freya1867 reviews
Nathan and Charles' supposed deaths bring the Dethklok machine to a grinding halt. However, when the guitarists reunite after five years of silence, they stumble upon a plot that may just change that ...
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
The Last Tango in Princeton by kimbari reviews
What I imagined happened after the fade at end of "Under My Skin."
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
I Hates You by Twinskinz reviews
Oneshot about Toki's past.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Toki W. - Complete
Objects in the Rearview Mirror by TheCritter reviews
...And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are... A simple, sad, SkwisgaarxOc
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Skwisgaar S.
Dubiety by Freya1867 reviews
It all came down to one moment; one decision. TokixSkwisgaar
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
The Joker's Marionette by eternallost reviews
An interesting night between the Joker and Harley Quinn. Oneshot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Joker - Complete
Watching Yourself by The Creatress reviews
A/H one-shot. Artemis walks in on something rather unexpected. Short, humourous, and romantic with a bit of fluff for garnish. Rated M to play it safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Eiusdem Generis by korallrode reviews
Back stories to all the Dethklok band members and what their lives were like as children and before they formed the band. drama included just to make things interesting but none of that angsty crap. rated M for obvious reasons. NO SLASH R&R please
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008
DethRisk by AbelValentine reviews
Charles had always fantasized about Pickles...but what happens when their involvement threatens his management position? This story takes place in the midst of season 2. Charles/Pickles with a little Toki/Skwisgaar action!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles - Complete
Snippets: Dethklok by EmoKidSid reviews
Dethklok Metalocalypse word prompt things. Mostly Toki-centric, but that could change if further parts are added.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009
Escapement by HeartOfObsidian reviews
Escapement es.cape.ment. , N : A mechanism in a time piece used to control movement and provide impulses to a pendulum. Fate sets the cogs turning for dethklok. Prequel to Kause of Deth. Deals with child abuse.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Toki W.
Band's Best Friend by sillynekorobs reviews
A seemingly ordinary accident at Mordhaus leaves Toki distraught. Is there anything Skwisgaar can do to make him feel better, without making it look like he cares?
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,942 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Hunched And Blinded Drabbles by Shampaggin reviews
Metalocalypse. 100 & 200 word stories of the biggest entertainment force in the universe. Ratings will change by drabble.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008
Trust Me by thedemonsangel reviews
The shared phrase has always been bad luck between the artists. Will there ever be an end to the cycle? SasoDei oneshot, warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Eternity to the fleeting one by Merm-Aight reviews
The biggest happiness Sasori would ever have, was lying in bed with his lover. Not even bad memories could ever erase that feeling. DeiSaso, yaoi. A plotless, very fluffy oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Fragile Control by abstractular reviews
He wanted so badly to cover her body with his, to take her so badly that she forgot anything but him. Kaname/Yuuki.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Yuki C., Kaname K. - Complete
Thursday by Rimecchi reviews
For Sora, Thursdays are always special because of a very small but a very special thing. SoraKairi, fluff.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Silly Pickles, Closets are for Clothes by Fairy Laughing reviews
A short piece to commemorate coming out of the closet day. One does not simply withhold secrets from Oprah. slashy, but no real pairings
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Pickles - Complete
DethTykes by hollywoodmagic reviews
Charles Foster Ofdensen thinks his job is harder than parenthood, imagine how easy his job will seem when he has to parent the world's seventh largest economy, DethKlok.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2008
Red Lantern Birthday by Lady Lotus Moon reviews
Gojyo visits the red lantern district to celebrate his birthday, and drags Hakkai along with him.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Yous Not a Lady by ChilombiLite reviews
Complete. 100 word Drabble that takes place after Dethdad 2-15 . Slashy undertones.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Between Us by Miss Queen B reviews
Takes place after DethDads: After the death of his father, Toki shuts down into nothing more, but a cold block. It's up to Skwisgaar to get him out of his ice coma. Short One-shot. Enjoy.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Ultimatum aka Dethvirgin Sacrifice by Catch23North reviews
Toki's bandmates decide it's time to get him laid. Nathan takes the direct approach. Murderface tells a story. Pickles does damage control. Skwisgaar shares his OFC's.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
The Drummer's Lament by Silvarius reviews
Follow up piece to Breathe Into Me. Pickles's thoughts after what happened to Charles. Short and angsty.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Pickles - Complete
Breathe Into Me by Silvarius reviews
Takes place right after the ending in the season finale, Black Fire Upon Us. Do the boys just stand there as Charles's bleeds out? One of the band members takes action to try to save his life, but who? A certain drummer perhaps? Read to find out.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2008 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles - Complete
Amorous Series by Quickflicker reviews
A series of one-scene stories, each written based on a challenge in a stream of consciousness form. Adult in nature, youngin's keep out!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Evening Watch by Rae Seddon reviews
The only way Dinah feels anything anymore is when she's giving in. A Dinah/Edrear one shot, set after volume four.
Bizenghast - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Sleeping with Ghosts by Millie-Billie reviews
Roxas.Namine M-hints oneshot Roxas did not know when it had happened; when he loved Namine to the point of obsession.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Roxas, Naminé - Complete
Dinah's Sudden Addiction by littlenekoyume reviews
Dinah is mourning the death of her best friend, and feels like she's all alone.The only thing to comfort her,will suprise all of you.
Bizenghast - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Midnight Shenanigans by Rainbow.Ribbons reviews
Hermione and George get up to some late night fun. Written for the Twin.Exchange July 08 Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Scandinavian Soliloquy by Lizard Pie reviews
Metalocalypse. A reflection on Toki, music, and a gym. Edited version up.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Toki W. - Complete
I Wouldn't Mind Getting the Mail by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse. Dethklok. Toki wouldn't mind getting the mail... for once. Now he gets to. What kind of wonderful surprises will he encounter? Please read and review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Toki W. - Complete
My Fault? by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok. My own scene that is meant to take place after the last scene in the episode,"Dethkids." Rated 'T' for mention of drinking alcohol. Features Toki, Nathan, and a bit of Pickles...
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Nathan E., Toki W. - Complete
The Loyal Servant by Dark Rabbit reviews
Pairs Rosiel and Katan. The second of my attempts to portray some of the pain and insanity that are Rosiel -- This is what love looks like when you hate yourself.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Katan, Rosiel - Complete
His Ticket to Etenamenki by Dark Rabbit
This story pairs Rosiel and Lucifer, not explicitly, but very clearly. Really, it's not much of a story, but I think I got some of the turmoil and insanity you need for Rosiel into it.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Lucifer, Rosiel - Complete
Dethbeds by Shampaggin reviews
Metalocalypse. The Dethklok boys rarely sleep for the sake of sleeping, unless they happen to be on tour. Mild N/C slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
On the outside looking in by Daine Alix reviews
Dinah and her thoughts after Vincent's death. Warning: very short.
Bizenghast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
December 6 by Pirate Hatter reviews
Metalocalypse. Skwisgaar and Toki are sad when Santa didn't come. Pickles helps them understand.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Chalk Scribble Memories by SilverInkblot reviews
When she went there, she could almost remember, almost see him; a fractured image, a broken memory, and a stupid chalk drawing that really shouldn't mean anything to her.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Dethbrothers by Super Lizard reviews
Metalocalypse. Toki was the most brutal of them all. Rated for drama
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
The Wages of Sin by Dark Rabbit reviews
Katan and Rosiel: Takes place very shortly after Katan unseals his Lord from the earth. And I should warn you going in that I've sort of mixed anime and mangaverses here. I prefer the manga myself, but I wanted a nice indoor scene for a seduction.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Rosiel, Katan - Complete
Lust For Murder by SALJStella reviews
What is the difference between Mort and Shooter? Just before Mort really turns into his other self, it's just one thing that seperates them: Mort is attracted to Amy. So he has to get that out of his system before he turns around all together. MortAmy.
Secret Window - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Streets by SilverInkblot reviews
In the dark recesses of his home world, a lone member of Organization Thirteen wanders the streets of his memory. Oneshot. Oh yeah, beginning lyrics are by Savatage.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Luxord - Complete
All in the Cards by SilverInkblot reviews
Luxord reflects on his situation in his nonlife.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Luxord - Complete
Click and Release by Nitch reviews
He didn't know what was coming. Pure forbidden deadly love. [Smiley face x bomb]
Minesweeper - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,549 - Follows: 1,014 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 263 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Rose Angel by darkriddler reviews
Katan has a rather embarrassing physical reaction.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Katan, Rosiel - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Shower Perverts by Hyuga Hina reviews
Yeah, just a random,weird, perverted Akatsuki oneshot. Slight AU and major OOC! Beware!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
When Egos Collide by TrudiRose reviews
One shot. No one's as vain as Prince Charming...except one man. Crossover with Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Complete
Oh, To Touch Her by depplosion reviews
Abberline, er, contemplates his lust for Mary Kelly and Sgt. Godley walks in on him. Short one-shot.
From Hell - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Taboo by Society's Cavity reviews
All Katan wants is him; all he wants is Alexiel. Nothing is beautiful when you do it with a mask over your face.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Katan, Rosiel - Complete
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Bloodlines reviews
A collection of one-shots about the boys' pasts, their thoughts on life, and random happenings around Mordhaus. Rated M for language, alcohol consumption, drug abuse, and sexual content. Reviews are appreciated!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009
Find Your Sexy Side reviews
Molly helps Anja find her sexy side. Pickles and Toki learn to knock first. Rated M for lesbian sex. Written for the LJ Back To Klok Rare-a-thon. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Pickles, Toki W. - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Some long-overdue fluff. Pickles has a nightmare, Nathan comforts him. No sex, but rated M for Nathan trying to have "me" time. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Pickles, Nathan E. - Complete
Blackout reviews
Nathan and Pickles find themselves in the midst of a blackout, and they're already drinking. Only one thing left to do...Yep, slashy smut. Rated M. Birthday gift for my Nathan. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Nathan E., Pickles - Complete
Comfort reviews
The soft, tender moment from "Shelter", in Charles's POV. Again, a sister piece to "Irish Eyes". Rated M for sexual activity. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/11/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles - Complete
Shelter reviews
A soft, tender moment between Charles and Pickles, after Charles returns to Mordhaus. Sister piece to "Irish Eyes". Rated M for sexual activity. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Pickles, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Bookworm reviews
Nathan finally tries his hand at a serious relationship again. Set during Season 3. Written for my Twin. Rated T because Dethklok is Dethklok. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Nathan E.
Cinnamon Buns reviews
Pickles bakes cinnamon buns as part of a poorly-designed revenge plot. Tony/Pickles slash, but nothing graphic. Rated T for language, alcohol usage, and nudity. Reviews are appreciated!
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Pickles - Complete
Mixtape reviews
Drabbles of Pickles, inspired by music, sprinkled generously with some Pickles/Charles action. Rated M for sex, drugs, and alcohol. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Pickles, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
So Not Brutal reviews
Nathan's bored, but an unexpected visitor shakes things up. Rated T for language, nudity, alcohol consumption, and questionable actions. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Nathan E., Pickles - Complete
Watch Your Words reviews
Toki will say anything to keep Skwisgaar from being mad at him. Crack story. Rated M for explicit slash. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
True Desire reviews
A dream is a wish your heart makes, and as Sora waits sleeping in his crystal prison, his heart wishes for Kairi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Cheap Beer reviews
Toki's bored, the boys are broke, Pickles tells a story from Dethklok's beginnings, and Murderface is humiliated. Written out of boredom. Rated T for alcohol usage, a gross flash-back story, and hints of sexuality. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Meds reviews
An exploration into House's mind after Wilson leaves. Short drabble. Character exploration. Rated T for language and drug usage. Reviews are appreciated.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Irish Eyes reviews
Drabble. Charles muses about his favorite feature of Pickles. Fluff, really. Rated T for a hint of sex. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles - Complete
Gayface reviews
Short drabble. Murderface's thoughts on the possibility that he is gay, set in the middle of Dethhealth. Rated M for sexual themes. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - W. Murderface - Complete
How Do You Relax? reviews
Pickles decides monogamy might not be so bad. Sticky-sweet, smutty one-shot. Rated M for explicit language, alcohol usage, and sexual content. Pairing is PicklesxOC. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Pickles - Complete
Halloweenklok reviews
Just a one-shot of a Dethklok Halloween. Rated M because Pickles is drunk, horny, and attracted to his manager. There's no sex, but it's slash. You've been warned. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Pickles, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Welcome Home reviews
Set after the first episode of Season 3. Pickles doesn't know how to feel about Charles's return. Rated M for foul language, slash, and a hint of sex. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Pickles, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Brothers reviews
Cute, fluffy drabble. Toki realizes that he has brothers. Rated T for language and a bit of drunken nudity. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Toki W. - Complete
Viking Funeral reviews
The boys give their manager a proper Viking funeral. Nathan assesses his feelings. Takes place right after the Season 2 Finale. Rated T to be safe. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
When I Ruled the World reviews
My take on how Snakes 'n Barrels was formed. Inspired by Coldplay's "Viva La Vida". Rated T for suggestive themes. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Pickles - Complete
Pivotal Moments reviews
Ofdensen has a change of heart as Mordhaus burns. Rated T for language and violence. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Reflections On Team Seven reviews
Sakura reflects back on Naruto, Sasuke, and herself, as well as how they've all grown. Rated T to be safe. Reviews are appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Playlist reviews
Just some ficlets exploring Toki's day-to-day life experiences. Better explanation inside. Hints of Skwis/To slash, nothing serious. Rated T for slash and language. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Toki W. - Complete
No Power Over Me reviews
Sarah grows up to become an actress. She still believes the Goblin King holds no power over her. Is it true, or is she only kidding herself? My first lemon. Reviews are appreciated.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Flow reviews
Just short drabble about being in the zone and dancing your heart out. Reviews are appreciated.
Dance Dance Revolution - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
Guiltyklok reviews
Only Charles Foster Ofdensen knows the guilty pleasures of Dethklok. Just some random drabble, inspired by boredom. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
Toki has a nightmare and can't get back to sleep. Skwisgaar helps him out. NOT a slash fic! Rated T for suggestive themes.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
A Day At the Clinic reviews
House is sentenced to work a full day in the clinic. He makes a minor discovery about himself. Rated M for language.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - G. House - Complete
The Fall of Adam reviews
During his descent into madness, Rosiel contemplates his sin and the sin of his sister, Alexiel. M for sexual intent and harsh subject matter.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Rosiel - Complete
That Which Is Holy reviews
Just a one-shot to delve into the deranged mind of Lord Rosiel. I'll be cosplaying him soon and wanted to explore his mind a bit.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Rosiel - Complete
Faded Memory reviews
After Sora disappears, Kairi forgets who he is. Kaiora. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Safe In My Arms reviews
Deidara's final thoughts as he battles Sasuke. Hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I'll Be Your Puppeteer reviews
Sasori and Deidara struggle with the self-discovery of their feelings for each other. Set just before the mission to capture Gaara. SasoDei yaoi. Rated M for a hint of lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Devil's Advocate reviews
Yang Ping doesn't understand why Li Xiang ignores his love. One-shot.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Cherished Memory reviews
A one-shot. Hinata has a flashback during school. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Akatsuki Commandments reviews
Pein is fed up with the conduct of Akatsuki. He issues commandments. This is how it happened. Pure crack. Teen rating for Hidan's language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete