When an ODST squad returns to Earth after four months, they find the planet in the tense final moments of the Human-Covenant War. Underneath the chaos, a hidden legacy threatens to sunder new-forged alliances, and plunge the galaxy deeper into war. Story 1 in the "Saga of the Valkyries" series

A drabble about Dethklok's dedicated manager. I may add more later, depends on how I feel. Please review.

Superman is scared of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is scared of Itachi.

Harry/Cho PWP as they reconcile in the Prefect's bath in book 5. No real plot, just smut. Please leave reviews, since I'm just a well-read virgin

Set Pre-Dethklok, an unlucky Charles, who starts off as a timid law clerk, meets Nathan and his life gets turned upside down as his apartment slowly becomes a halfway home for wayward musicians. SLASH

Everybody thought Pickles and Toki would be over within a week. Nobody thought that they were worth it. Everybody thought they would destroy Dethklok - and no one thought it would only benefit the band. A collection of drabbles.

Skwisgaar has been bad, and Charlie decides to punish him, smutty hilarity ensues. Skwisgaar/Charlie

Pickles and Tony spend some time together.

Ongoing collection of Preklok, Earlyklok, and Flashback fics. Rated Mature overall, but each story will include its own warnings. Most pairings are Skwisgaar x Toki and/or Charles/Pickles.

Short, drabble-ish scenes of Dethklok at their not-so-metal best. Some are funny, and some downright cute. Because no one can be brutal ALL the time.

Nathan did it knowing that if Charles told him to stop, he would. Warning: contains slash.

A sequel to DethFrosting. Pickles finally gives an explanation about his aversion to being submissive. Slash, but not much sex, at least none that happens "on screen," so to speak. Rated M for sex, drug use, language, and some heavier themes.

There's something going on behind the closed door of Charles' office – and Nathan's pissed it doesn't involve him. **A/N: This is unabashed and unapologetic CRACK!FIC**

The band tricks Toki, but the trick's on Skwisgaar when it backfires.

Mordhaus is in chaos as the members of Dethklok face the most brutal thing ever... Valentines day. N/MF T/S C/P

Just some silliness. Charles walks in on the boys and consequently calls them gay. They strongly disagree. Mentioning of Slash. Awesome! I just see, the story has 666 words! :D

Red VS Blue. Delta and Sigma have a chat with Omega.

Drabble. Toki likes to shoot things.

Drabble, set during Dethrecord. Skwisgaar has a secret.

When Nathan plagiarizes lyrics from a book of necromancy again, Dethklok gets stuck in each other's nightmares.

Pickles talks Nathan into helping him bake a cake. With frosting. Things get interesting. N/P slash. Contains sex, profanity, brief mention of drug use.

He collects their tangible memories; maybe one day he can give them all back, if they should ever come looking for them.

Toki could point to the exact moment when he stopped caring.

It's St. Patrick's Day, and the boys have invited Charles out for drinks. Charles obliges, but is put off by the fact that there are big plans for the next day—plans that obviously have been broken, already—and no one seems to care.

A series of Metalocalypse drabbles. Lots of slash or slash-if-you-squint, mostly either Nathan and Charles or Skwisgaar and Toki right now. Each drabble is stand-alone.

Post-Dethsiduals fallout.

SnB era. Pickles is trying to avoid everyone on St. Patty's day, but ends up failing miserably. Pickles/Candynose. One-shot.

Pickles is called into Offdenson's office to discuss something in the tabloids, only to become distracted by something evil lurking on the manager's desk. One-shot. Rated for drugs and possesed furniture.

A bunch of drabbles, as I have time to type them. Some will be slashy. M to be safe.

Gearcentric; Charles discovers the real lyrics to a song he heard as a child thanks to one very drunk Klokateer, and one very defeated Klokateer.

The morning after the end of Fertilityklok.

Set shortly after Snakes 'N Barrels II. Nathan is bothered by something that happened that fateful night in L.A. - Nathan/Charles, slash.

Skwisgaar needs to go to bed. Toki helps.

Skwisgaar decides he doesn't want to be the only guy in the band who never had a father. Set during Dethdad.

The story behind Stripper!Toki of Renovationklok

When Toki is put in charge of breaking Pickles of his drug and drinking habits, he discovers just how much the drummer likes him. SLASH. Very bad, yummy slash. One-shot. Please review.

Information in chapter 1!

Things are a little weird for Skwisgaar after returning from Sweden.

Toki tries a new way of dealing with Skwisgaar's temper. Not slash.

Murderface/Pickles slash. Guys drunk kiss each other all the time, don't they?

A strange little poem thing I wrote about Murderface turned into several little poems and a strange poem story was made. Where Murderface faces some trials and triumphs in love.

Charles makes a mental note! - Nathan/Charles, Slash.

When Pickles was in SN'B, he'd sometimes get angry on stage. Sometimes he'd walk off, and sometimes Tony was able to get him to calm down. This is one of the latter times.

Nathan gets a little pushy…Why? Because he can. - Nathan/Charles, slash.

-You know, that the band and I... we will do everything to...- The words "keep you alive" stuck in his throat, and he fell silent. Pickles is dying, Charles tries to comfort him. Please R&R.

Teen!Skwisgaar teaches Teen!Toki he's not sinful for certain 'desires' along with a healthy demonstration.

Skwisgaar comes down with a bad case of man 'flu; Toki's a creeper, but his heart's in the right place.

Even when you think you have nothing left to live for, sometimes fate decides that you do.

Toki finds his way to Nathan in the middle of the night. The two men converse, and Nathan churns out a lesser seen 'sensitive' side. Lemon.

Short scenario about Skwisgaar leaving home and his mother. Written as a result of playing song-based-story shuffle with my ipod. Undertones from Green Day's 'In the End'. Rated M for language and inferences.

Toki's anger at being in Skwisgaar's shadow finally rears it's ugly head. Lemon, dubious consent.

When Tony and Pickles get into another fight about the bassist's heroin addiction in November of '92, it spells the beginning of the end for legendary band Snakes N' Barrels. Of course the end of one thing can be the beginning of another...

Pickles takes a shower after a long day of band practice. To escape Murderface's boring complaints, the other members of Dethklok hide in the shower room as well. Lemon.

Before Toki, there was Magnus. One shots with the former guitarist of the greatest metal band Dethklok.

5 mini stories inspired by random play songs on my mp3 player. Involves most of the band.

Pickles wrote a song about a girl when he was young. She's gone now, though, and the words are for Toki alone. teen!Pickles/OC; Pickles/Toki

Skwisgaar shows Toki the fingering, and is pretty sure the younger guitarist is watching with rapt attention. Slash. Do not expect the hot water in your shower to last this long at home.

After an intruder is found on Mordhaus grounds, Offdensen sends Dethklok to find a safe room. Crowding into Nathan's room; drunken slash occurs. M for a detailed lemon and brutal language.

Pickles tells a story about how one time, back in the day, him and Tony got into some trouble and Tony introduced him to some "businessmen" to help them out. A "family" of sorts. Enjoy.

Murderface is stricken with loneliness and it's starting to affect the other members of Dethklok. Charles tries to remedy his depression by setting him up on a date in hopes of regaining control of the band. M for suggestive Language.

The first snow of winter leads to the first snow-fight of winter, and ultimately to the first annoying act of winter.

An on-stage incident almost leads to Hamburger Time for Dethklok, and reveals a threat that could bring the band down from the inside. Desperate times call for desperate measures. T for language, Dethklok antics and slash. Nathan/Charles.

The difference between a memory and a nightmare can be a fine line, or it can be a tightrope-walk. Luckily Toki always has a certain red-haired safety net to keep him safe. Toki/Pickles

No Pairings. I realize I just cut a majority of my audience out with those words, but I digress. This is about a peculiar person that has the "privilege" of being Dethklok's stage engineer. It's only here to make you laugh; don't take it so seriously.

It started with silliness and cupcakes. Drabble-length chapters, Skwisgaar/Toki slash later on.

AU where in Charles is really a robot. Slash.

Actually, there are three things to do in Vegas: get drunk, gamble, and be married by Elvis. Contains slash.

He's got friends on the other side; they used to be on this side.

Some rules are meant to be broken, and some just need to be.

Toki's developed a drinking problem. Skwisgaar is concerned. Lemon. Slightly fluffy. Contains Skwisgaar/Toki. Don't like, don't read.

Charles is back. Nathan doesn't know what to make of this.

It's the night after the attack on Mordhaus, and no one really wants to be alone.

Toki's had enough of Skwisgaar and holds him up at gunpoint. Flavored with hints of artificial lemony goodness. Very fluffy at the end, maybe you can nap there. Oneshot. Contains Shonan-Ai Yaoi/GuyXGuy . Don't like, don't read.

little drabbles of the worlds most brutal band

After the party comes the hangover...and some other stuff. N/C, ONESHOT

The ice yields before the flames. Yuri smut.

Dethklok and Ofdensen hang out at a Midwest bar. On karaoke night.

Leaving personal DVDs in not-personal DVD players is never a good idea. Dethklok, S/T. This is silly, be very afraid! And enjoy of course. Written for Hearts&Guts 2010.

Season 3 After his mysterious return, Charles keeps waking from his dreams. - Written for Hearts&Guts 2010. Charles F. Ofdensen, gen, angst.

Nothing short of death could keep Charles from his boys. Even then, death was only a temporary setback. Slash. Zombies. Puns.

The bands attempt to put out a cologne fails, resulting in a deadly sex drug. Predictably the Dethklok members spill it on themselves and utter slash ensues.

An attempt at brevity in writing. Skwisgaar's musings and revelations regarding Toki. Blablabla, T/S slash don't like don't read.

A series of drabbles about the world's most brutal band and its equally brutal manager. Includes a variety of humour/fluff/slash/family/angst themes. T for regulation Dethklok behaviour, language and slash.

Tony/Pickles slash, SnB. Tony is left at the apartment alone while Pickles visits family. Read on to see what transpires upon Pickles return to Los Angeles. Please R&R, and as always, if you don't like then don't read.

It wasn’t gay unless balls touched. Muderface never let balls touch. Tons of Muderface crack pairings and one-shots because, well, the poor guy is always thrown under the bus.

What if Charles hadn't been able to get there in time to keep the renegotiated contract from being signed? Some N/C, but if you don't like slash you can still read part one.

Toki and Skwisgaar in the hallway, against a window pane. That's literally the whole plot. But you're here for the details, so click!

Charles needs Nathan to do this for him. Slash. Dark.

Charles' POV. Hints of slash.

S/T slash, bondage. Plot, what plot? Don't like, don't read. If you love dethsmut, you've come to the right place!

Drunk Toki and Sleepy Skwisgaar. I write ficlets about these boys when I'm drunk. Just read and enjoy, please. T/S slash, but very mild.

S/T slash, fluff. Skwisgaar takes Toki with him to his secret place. I know, my summaries are super lame. Just read it, please.

Toki discovers a new talent. Written for ftw302 for Hearts & Guts 2010.

Dethklok had discovered Skype. Slash-if-you-squint.

It seemed like a good idea at the time. Nathan/Seth

Just some little story things about Murderface based on that song meme thing that's floating around. Nothing special.

Charles finds Nathan in his office, doing something unusual. Just another drabble. Enjoy, and RnR

Toki has had enough of Skwisgaar harassing him and lets his feral side loose. T/S slash, guro. Don't like, don't read!

Words to Fear: a Dictionary for Men includes words such as "whatever" and "fine", as well as phrases like "go ahead". Inuyasha slowly fears for his life as Kagome uses all of these. Better start praying Inuyasha. InuKag, OneShot.

Rated M for drug use, violence, death, sex both het and slash pairings , and probably more. This is a saga of Pickles' life, starting from age 16 continuing until "the present."

This is an mp3 player meme challenge. Contents include 12 drabbles varying in nature. Please enjoy!

definition of drabble applied loosely. Missing moments from throughout the show, both slash and het if needed.

It figures the only other time they can all work together is to make fun of him. Drabble.

The image was of a young boy's face, lost and confused.

Murderface doesn't talk about his past. Ever.

Charles observes the celebrity supernova that is Natebecca. Charles/Nathan friendship.

Nathan nearly *killed* the guy who finally told them. Spoilers for end of season two/beginning of season three, sort of. Slash-if-you-squint.

As far as Nathan was concerned, it was only a stupid bet if he lost. Losing hadn’t actually been on his to-do list.

Toki's thoughts during dinner. Yeah, I'm crap at summaries.

There was another rhythm guitarist before Toki.

Nathan gets a checkup from a very weird dentist.

After watching “The Labyrinth” Toki accidentally wishes Deddybear away to the goblins. Not really a crossover.

Skwisgaar gets the wrong idea when Nathan and Toki decide to write a song together. One-shot. SkwisgaarxToki. Blood. Rating based vaguely on Adult Swim's 14 standard.

What Toki's daughter wants, Toki's daughter gets. One OC and vaguely mentioned slash pairings.

A very drunk Skwisgaar and Toki fool around late one night.

Someone has to be the banker. Co-written with D for brutalbusiness' January challenge.

When Nathan Explosion needs a little help, there's only one man he'd turn to.

Charles Sunday morning's will never be the same. Fatherhood-verse

Nathan's first babysitter.

Nathan copes with Charles' departure in stages; Charles contemplates his next move. Written for elanorofcastile for Yuletide 2009. Spoilers through the season three premiere.

Set after Silent Night, Toki experiences something that no game could compare to. Rated for gore and horror.

Good gifts are so hard to find.

Skwisgaar had learned many lessons in his life, some just stuck more than others. Just something short I had started after Fatherklok.

Nathan makes a good father figure for the rest of the band, but if he's the father figure then who's the mother figure? No slash, but Pickles acts pretty gay what else is new? and there's plenty of cussing. Short and silly.

COMPLETE Pope John Paul III decides to create a Catholic tribute band to Dethklok. Inspired by Season 3's "Tributeklok" beta'd by cycatryx

Charles is released from his earthly duties. Spoilers for "Dethrelease".

A little Charles introspection piece that takes place between Black Fire Upon Us and RenovationKlok while he's away from Dethklok. Spoilers for RenovationKlok.

Offdensen's past comes back to haunt him. Set after Season 3 premiere, spoilers for Season 3.

Being sad is so not brutal, but the nine months Offdensen was gone were. A look at how each member of Dethklok deals with loss, and the absence of the man responsible for keeping Dethklok running and the five of them alive.

Charles tries to fit back into his Dethklok mold. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Charles/Nathan slash.

Even the lead singer of the most brutal band in the world can be totally whipped by his mother into being unbrutal. N/C, ONESHOT

The Metal Masked Assassin knows exactly how to get under Charles' skin. Alternate ending for "Dethrelease". Contains a bit of gore.

Nathan has the chance encounter of a lifetime. Written for brutalbusiness' November 2009 theme month prompt.

Set during RenovationKlok. The boys can't afford to entertain themselves like usual, so they go at it like regular jack-offs do: cheap beer, cards and toilet humor.

Skwisgaar finally gives in to his feelings for Toki. One shot fluffiness.

Dethklok is charged with the responsibility of spreading peace and goodwill or they can't have any presents. Join us for this touching tale of love, friendship, and pan-fluting. Blood. Gore. Language. Etc.

People of the CFO's caliber were irreplaceable. N/C, post-Season Two AU, written prior to Season Three premiere-

It's rough being Dethklok's manager on Halloween... N/C

After the defeat of Emperor Doviculus, a new threat rises to shake the peaceful yet still totally awesome lands of Metal.

Slash, but no smut. Just fluff. Skwisgaar really hates camping and can't sleep. Fortunately for him, Toki can't sleep, either.

Death visits Mordhaus. He has his own reasons for the trip, and not the ones you'd expect.

Thanks to the internet Dethklok discovers one of nature's most disgusting underwater friends.

It's been nine months and Nathan wants some answers. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Slash.

The most brutal metal band in the world has to work on Thanksgiving. Brutal.

DethHealth aftermath. Nathan really didn't need another reason to dislike the dentist. Father/Son dynamic.

Even the robot has a birthday. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Apologies for the lame pun in the title. Not really.

Charles follows up with the guys about a standing request. Yes, that one. Spoilers through the season three premiere.

During his nine month absence, Charles Ofdensen uses his newfound anonymity to hunt down members of the Revengencers. Slight Ofdensen/OFC pairing

A fake picture of Nathan and Charles kissing sends Nathan's fans crazy. Charles sees a chance to make money out of the situation. Not slash. Charles helps Nathan with a secret. Smart Nathan. Hot Charles. Charles Nathan friendship fic.

Four glimpses into Skwisgaar and Toki's respective pasts. Slash in Chapter 4 only.

N/T. Fluff. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue me.

S/T. This is so disgustingly fluffy and sappy that you'll probably have to go to the dentist after you read it. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue me.

N/T. I don't own Metalocalypse, so don't sue me.

S/T featuring feral!Toki. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue.

S/T. Beware the fluff. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue me.

Pickles x Toki. I don't own Metalocalypse, so don't sue me.

A series of drabbles centering around Dethklok's manager, Charles Foster Ofdensen. Drabble 10 now up, entitled Average Joe, Part 2. Spoilers for Renovation Klok. Charles goes back to his old style.

The band is bored. They decide to have a little fun with Charles, but of course things go wrong. No pairings. Naked Murderface, cause that's what he loves to do.

They tried coexisting first. // charles x melmord. slash. drug use. mature audiences, please.

Based off the episode "Mordland" or Fan Day. Rated T for suggestive thoughts from... Who else? Skwisgaar. SkwisToki

Mordhaus employees never last for long, but their ends are always truly brutal. The hiring part gets old quickly, unfortunatly .

Spoilers for the s.3 premiere. Little piece between Charles and Nathan after the events of that episode.

The colors that surround us.

The boys rent an amusement park for a day and Toki and Skwisgaar have some fun together on the roller coaster. For i hates you on LiveJournal Kloktoberfest prompt: hanging on. SLASH Toki/Skwisgaar

Pickles takes a page out of Toki Wartooth's book. Oral contracts and whispered conversations in closets ensue. SLASH Pickles/Charles, mention of Skiwsgaar/Toki Done in 2008 as a gift in the Hearts and Guts gift exchange on LiveJournal.

Without Deddybear, Toki goes wandering in the night... Right where he shouldn't. Slight Skwis/Toki, but mainly fluff. Rated T for, uh... innuendos. And nakedness, but we won't go into that. Written by SEES.

Eventually they’ll figure out that there is such thing as too much, but they’re not going to admit that until they absolutely have to. S/T slash.

Even Skwisgaar has noticed by now that terrible things happen to everyone Toki loves. Contains implied S/T slash.

Pickles reflects back to his life in SNB. There are mentions of slash, so if you don't like it, don't read it. Pairing is Pickles/Tony and Pickles/? I will leave it up to you to figure it out :-P

Daddy doesn't know you exist, but why do you keep trying? A song-fic of Nathan's childhood into adulthood. Song: Hello Dad by Ferrick Melissa Warnings: Alchohol consumption, swearing, a little abuse, and... Oh? What's this? A LITTLE HET!

One word more and I'm ready to hate you. Hello my name is Revolution. You try to remove me but that s too hard, and even if I forgive you for what you said, I won t stand you.' A short fic on Nathan's childhood. Harsh language ahead!

While playing a classic drinking game, the metal band Dethklok ends up revealing a bit more to one another than was originally intended. N/C, VERY MILD S/T, ONESHOT

Toki/Skwisgaar After Mordhaus burns to the ground, Dethklok holds up in a hotel for a few days while Charles recovers. And someone needs to keep an eye on Toki. Slash.

Anders finds herself a prisoner of war, held captive by the Arbiter. Though she is tortured for information, can she keep the Covenant from taking vital information? Based on a "T" rated game.

There's been some odd goings on in Mordhaus.

it was all over now.

Charles receives a rather untimely phone call... N/C, ONESHOT

Skwisgaar x Toki - Final moments are for last words, and Toki doesn’t see how they can live past this.

Skwisgaar x Toki - Toki has trouble expressing himself in English, but Skwisgaar knows what he means when it counts.

You really can't go home again. But you can be homeless together. A return home meditation, subtle SoKai.

During Seth's wedding reception, Pickles can't help but wonder why his brother is carrying around and hiding one of his old inhalers while Skwisgaar is stuck babysitting a wasted Norwegian... again. [Oneshot]

Hermione is having a dry spell, and being next to a certain Weasley twin is not helping her mind from wandering. FredHermione FHr

In which Skwisgaar makes a discovery, and Toki might just be an evil genius.

Skwisgaar's not always the jerk everyone thinks he is, but he'd never let anyone else know that. Slash, Skwisgaar/Toki. Don't like, don't read. Oneshot.

She loves him, he looks right through her. Or does he see more than she thinks?

What happens when you sever a powerful being like an Elf from the larger purposes a Middle-Earth Elf is immersed in? Short ficlet.

I decided to try my hand at writing about a more realistic Pickles! If people like this, I'll do something longer and more detailed. And for some reason, a lot of commas and apostrophes are missing.

Long days sometimes lead to longer nights... 2nd Place in Challenge Destiny's week 4 prompt 'Ache'. I/K Post-canon.

Toki is fascinated by the most mundane things, and Pickles just loves his Swans. light slash

Dreams can sometimes feel like reality...' One Shot.

The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep," So said Saruman of Many Colors. But this was but a glimpse at the horrors that befell the ancient mine long ago.

Emotional attachments were of a foreign concept to him. SkwisgaarToki

Toki is confused, Nathan explains. NaToki definitely implied!

Even before the door slammed shut he had her slammed up against the wall, his soft lips pressing hard against hers. Asking, no demanding her submissiveness, her obedience... PWP Lemon

Toki recieves some comfort from a friend after his father's death. feel free to read and review.

Skwisgaar is not the religious type. one-shot and slash: Skwisgaar/Toki

AU Harleen Quinzel wasn't in The Dark Knight, which raises the question: Whatever happened to the Harley Quinn?

Just my version of how The Joker might have received his scars. Warning: It's violent and a bit gory. Rated M just to be safe.

Daisy wakes up to Ben's handsome face. In heaven.

Nathan and Charles' supposed deaths bring the Dethklok machine to a grinding halt. However, when the guitarists reunite after five years of silence, they stumble upon a plot that may just change that ...

What I imagined happened after the fade at end of "Under My Skin."

Oneshot about Toki's past.

...And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are... A simple, sad, SkwisgaarxOc

It all came down to one moment; one decision. TokixSkwisgaar

An interesting night between the Joker and Harley Quinn. Oneshot

A/H one-shot. Artemis walks in on something rather unexpected. Short, humourous, and romantic with a bit of fluff for garnish. Rated M to play it safe.

Back stories to all the Dethklok band members and what their lives were like as children and before they formed the band. drama included just to make things interesting but none of that angsty crap. rated M for obvious reasons. NO SLASH R&R please

Charles had always fantasized about Pickles...but what happens when their involvement threatens his management position? This story takes place in the midst of season 2. Charles/Pickles with a little Toki/Skwisgaar action!

Dethklok Metalocalypse word prompt things. Mostly Toki-centric, but that could change if further parts are added.

Escapement es.cape.ment. , N : A mechanism in a time piece used to control movement and provide impulses to a pendulum. Fate sets the cogs turning for dethklok. Prequel to Kause of Deth. Deals with child abuse.

A seemingly ordinary accident at Mordhaus leaves Toki distraught. Is there anything Skwisgaar can do to make him feel better, without making it look like he cares?

Metalocalypse. 100 & 200 word stories of the biggest entertainment force in the universe. Ratings will change by drabble.

The shared phrase has always been bad luck between the artists. Will there ever be an end to the cycle? SasoDei oneshot, warnings inside.

The biggest happiness Sasori would ever have, was lying in bed with his lover. Not even bad memories could ever erase that feeling. DeiSaso, yaoi. A plotless, very fluffy oneshot.

He wanted so badly to cover her body with his, to take her so badly that she forgot anything but him. Kaname/Yuuki.

For Sora, Thursdays are always special because of a very small but a very special thing. SoraKairi, fluff.

A short piece to commemorate coming out of the closet day. One does not simply withhold secrets from Oprah. slashy, but no real pairings

Charles Foster Ofdensen thinks his job is harder than parenthood, imagine how easy his job will seem when he has to parent the world's seventh largest economy, DethKlok.

Gojyo visits the red lantern district to celebrate his birthday, and drags Hakkai along with him.

Complete. 100 word Drabble that takes place after Dethdad 2-15 . Slashy undertones.

Takes place after DethDads: After the death of his father, Toki shuts down into nothing more, but a cold block. It's up to Skwisgaar to get him out of his ice coma. Short One-shot. Enjoy.

Toki's bandmates decide it's time to get him laid. Nathan takes the direct approach. Murderface tells a story. Pickles does damage control. Skwisgaar shares his OFC's.

Follow up piece to Breathe Into Me. Pickles's thoughts after what happened to Charles. Short and angsty.

Takes place right after the ending in the season finale, Black Fire Upon Us. Do the boys just stand there as Charles's bleeds out? One of the band members takes action to try to save his life, but who? A certain drummer perhaps? Read to find out.

A series of one-scene stories, each written based on a challenge in a stream of consciousness form. Adult in nature, youngin's keep out!

Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.

The only way Dinah feels anything anymore is when she's giving in. A Dinah/Edrear one shot, set after volume four.

Roxas.Namine M-hints oneshot Roxas did not know when it had happened; when he loved Namine to the point of obsession.

Dinah is mourning the death of her best friend, and feels like she's all alone.The only thing to comfort her,will suprise all of you.

Hermione and George get up to some late night fun. Written for the Twin.Exchange July 08 Challenge

Metalocalypse. A reflection on Toki, music, and a gym. Edited version up.

Metalocalypse. Dethklok. Toki wouldn't mind getting the mail... for once. Now he gets to. What kind of wonderful surprises will he encounter? Please read and review.

Metalocalypse, Dethklok. My own scene that is meant to take place after the last scene in the episode,"Dethkids." Rated 'T' for mention of drinking alcohol. Features Toki, Nathan, and a bit of Pickles...

Pairs Rosiel and Katan. The second of my attempts to portray some of the pain and insanity that are Rosiel -- This is what love looks like when you hate yourself.

This story pairs Rosiel and Lucifer, not explicitly, but very clearly. Really, it's not much of a story, but I think I got some of the turmoil and insanity you need for Rosiel into it.

Metalocalypse. The Dethklok boys rarely sleep for the sake of sleeping, unless they happen to be on tour. Mild N/C slash.

Dinah and her thoughts after Vincent's death. Warning: very short.

Metalocalypse. Skwisgaar and Toki are sad when Santa didn't come. Pickles helps them understand.

When she went there, she could almost remember, almost see him; a fractured image, a broken memory, and a stupid chalk drawing that really shouldn't mean anything to her.

Metalocalypse. Toki was the most brutal of them all. Rated for drama

Katan and Rosiel: Takes place very shortly after Katan unseals his Lord from the earth. And I should warn you going in that I've sort of mixed anime and mangaverses here. I prefer the manga myself, but I wanted a nice indoor scene for a seduction.

What is the difference between Mort and Shooter? Just before Mort really turns into his other self, it's just one thing that seperates them: Mort is attracted to Amy. So he has to get that out of his system before he turns around all together. MortAmy.

In the dark recesses of his home world, a lone member of Organization Thirteen wanders the streets of his memory. Oneshot. Oh yeah, beginning lyrics are by Savatage.

Luxord reflects on his situation in his nonlife.

He didn't know what was coming. Pure forbidden deadly love. [Smiley face x bomb]

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Katan has a rather embarrassing physical reaction.

Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid

Yeah, just a random,weird, perverted Akatsuki oneshot. Slight AU and major OOC! Beware!

One shot. No one's as vain as Prince Charming...except one man. Crossover with Disney's Beauty and the Beast.

Abberline, er, contemplates his lust for Mary Kelly and Sgt. Godley walks in on him. Short one-shot.

All Katan wants is him; all he wants is Alexiel. Nothing is beautiful when you do it with a mask over your face.