I love you all so...***WARNING: TABOO/SCANDALOUS THEMES-BEEN ADDRESSED. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Neg reviews unneeded. Story was started for personal reasons. Don't need it to please everyone.*** When Penny tells Sheldon he wouldn't know romance with a woman if it were written in Klingon in front of him, he takes it upon himself to prove otherwise. No one expects the love that follows.

Thanks to valeriebean for inspiring this. . . "Flower gleam and glow let your power shine make the clock reverse and bring back what once was mine. What once was mine," I knew he was listening.

Sheldon Cooper has a really, really embarrassing habit when he gets upset. But when he doesn't find it as funny as all his friends, they're left to figure out what turned a smart little boy into the broken man they know. T for child abuse and mental trauma.

What frightened them were the things that lived in their minds, Toki realized; things they still loved, despite the horror and terror that laced that love. Skwisgaar x Toki, don't like don't read.

When Sheldon's matter transporter experiment goes horribly wrong, he is catapulted into an alternate universe where everything is the same, except Penny is pregnant and there are plans for a time machine in his bedroom. Quite literally AU.

"I believe that my choice to have a progeny does not necessarily correspond with your choice," Amy says. "That is true," Sheldon replies forcedly. But does our hero really think so? What will he do then? Rating is upgraded from chapter 3.

Penny asks Sheldon to accompany her to her 10 year class reunion, she may soon wish she hadn't.

When Sheldon moves out, life changes. Rated T for now. *changed to slight M for chapter 12 and chapter 17

Post The Flaming Spittoon. The gang head to Las Vegas for a conference where Sheldon is presenting monumental findings. Soon there are changes in Sheldon and Amy's new relationship and a lot changes in the whole group. Shenny. T for now, MA later.

Sheldon's son was looking for a way to cheat on his physics exam. Except he ended up in 2011, then totally pulled a Marty McFly, and screwed up the moment his parents were supposed to fall in love...

Sheldon's aversion to physical contact has unexpectedly leads him and Amy to more potent, non-physical methods of consolation and affirmation. Occurs shortly after S5E10: The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition

Penny unintentionally causes the termination of Sheldon and Amy's Relationship Agreement. References to 5x10 "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition."

When Penny's mother visits and Penny is forced to date a fake boyfriend when Leonard is not an option, how far will she go to trick her mother into believing she is in love with Sheldon?

A series of random short & sweet stories within the Sheldon/Penny relationship. Sequel to The Confusing Dream Conundrum.

Penny, Bernadette, Amy and the guys chat over Facebook about their dinner plans, which annoys Sheldon. I suck at summaries and the actual document for this was awesome because I gave them display pictures :D

Follows "Sheldon's plan." Rated M for later chapters. Shenny.

Dethklok's usual murder and mayhem takes a turn for the disastrous. Mild slash in last chapter. This story is now COMPLETE.

After an entire day of pranking Mordhaus, Pickles and Toki share a moment together.

S/T. This is so disgustingly fluffy and sappy that you'll probably have to go to the dentist after you read it. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue me.

I took the 30 kisses challenge on livejournal. For link, see beginning of chap. 1. SkwisToki warnings: language, violence, BDSM, M/M, sex

Metalocalypse. 100 & 200 word stories of the biggest entertainment force in the universe. Ratings will change by drabble.

After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T slash.

Metalocalypse, Dethklok. This is another version of how the band Dethklok met each other, then turns into a kind of Toki-centered random happenings at early Mordhaus... Features Ofdensen, Toki, Skwisgaar, Pickles, Nathan, and Murderface.