Age: somewhere between 1 and 50

Location: navajo rez

I was looking at my profile and decided it needed a change. If anybody ever visits this I'm sorry. I don't really write fanfiction but I love reading it. That's mostly why I have this account is to read and comment on other's fanfics. I've been thinking about starting though so you might see works start to pop up.

If you can't figure out that I'm a Christian then I obviously am lacking. But so that you know for sure, here is my life verse:

Jermiah 29:11 "For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."

Fav quotes:

"Temper temper mo capitan"(Q, star trek)no i don't know which episode

"Christians aren't perfect just forgiven" (bumper sticker)

Suck it Up! (My friend Sarah)

I will post more but my mind always goes blank when I actually try to think of my fav quotes

This made me cry so hard

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but i have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time i hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today i learned how to suck my thumb.

if you could see me

you cold definitely tell that i am a baby.

I'm no big enough to survive outside my home though

it is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I Hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and i cry with you even though

you can't hear me

Month Four

Mommy

My hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but i will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you

He said that i'm not a baby

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, whats abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! Help me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every abortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

Why should a baby die because you had sex?

it's the sad truth.

Now on to a lighter tone. I found this joke on quintessajazz's profile and absolutely loved it!

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

lol!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, “AMEN!”

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

7.Finish All Your sentences with ‘In Accordance With The Prophecy’.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream’I Won! I Won!’

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,’Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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I love this one! It is awesome and I am so gonna do some of these!