The turtles must endure a belated Talk about the birds and the bees. Mortification ensues! Forced to tackle many awkward and previously taboo topics, their most closely guarded secrets are revealed... whether they like it or not! Set in 2007-verse with bits of 2003 and Mirage thrown in for fun. Rated M for sex, drugs, and too-realistic descriptions of Ninja Turtle naughty bits.

After a 100 year hiatus, Katara discovers her new editor-in-chief is the famed Avatar – only after she realizes he's sweet on her. If she wants to keep her job, no one can know about their office rendezvous, or Aang's secret status. But truths are hard to hide. Modern AU. Main: Kataang, Tokka. Rated M for adult themes.

A collection of stand alone, usually short, stories with varying genres. Chapter Thirty-Three: And yet, somehow, that responsibility had fallen onto shoulders that were not his own.

My TMNT A-Z Challenge... I'll be participating as well! No time limit, do it at your own pace... Well... at least I hope someone decides to do this... if you do, let me know so I can read your ideas! Rated T for now... might go up if I decide to take it up a notch... No designated series, might have some 2k12, then decide to go back to 2007 movie... ;)

My attempt at the TMNT Advent Calendar Challenge. Just a way for me to get over my fear of what people would think of my writing and actually post something! Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays! It actually took me this long to finish this. Just wow. :( But I got two more to write and then I will be done! So happy! And it is done! Done! Done! Done! My first Story is finished!

Mike's the leader? Raph's the engineer? Don's the rebel? Leo's the goof off? What was Splinter thinking? He's thinking he needs some comic relief at his sons' expense. Besides, it's all in the name of learning. Some bad language. Reader beware.

Random scenes in which have popped into my brain. Humor, brotherly fluff-ness, and anything else that might stop by my door. Open to suggestions/ideas.

Set around but before the time of Yakone's trial. Lin spends an afternoon with Sokka, since Toph has decided it's unsafe for her to hang around the police station after school. Please let me know if I should keep expanding it :) PS: No Suyin only because this was written long before her character was introduced.

My first story. Ron wakes up after being bombarded with another series of nightmares. Can Kim reassure him? Takes place at the end of Ill Suited (Season 4, Episode 1) Oneshot.

Sequel to Nighttime Reassurance. What will happen when Kim and Ron wake up? An incredulous day awaits them...

Another series of Tokka drabbles written with prompts given to me. Jealousy, anger, hurt, love, and smut ensue.

It takes one decision to make an enemy for life. During his training in Central America, Leonardo angered one of its most powerful men. Now Leo is in a race to prevent his brothers from paying the price of his actions.

A collection of drabbles featuring our favorite turtles! I shall update as the plot bunnies bite me! Read and review please! Thanks!

Whilst in the bookstore, April comes across a rather interesting book, a book about turtles...against her better judgment, she buys the book, and learns more about turtles, and the guys, than she ever expected to...

FULL SUM INSIDE: After the death of her father, Emma is left to deal with the backlash of his dealings with the Dragons. Unwilling to take the same road he did, she's left alone to battle against the pressure of Hun...or at least she thinks so until new friends in her life help her with her demons. Also, why is it that two of her new friends seem to pull at her heartstrings more?

Series of related one-shots. It isn't just Master Splinter who tries to enforce rules in the lair...

With Bishop after the Turtles, they all separate and Donatello finds himself alone. That is, until he gets a call from Raphael directing him to safety. But there is something strange about the phone call...

My efforts towards the TMNT Advent Calendar challenge. Forgive me for being untimely, and for the inconsistent length of chapters. Stockings - Leonardo set down the stockings he was hanging above their makeshift fireplace.

After STD: Kim and Ron talk after prom. 'He kissed Kim on the mouth. Nothing to big, but she kissed him back before Ron pulled away. "Sorry." Ron blushed rubbing the back of his neck. "We're a couple now, Ron. We'll get used to doing stuff like this."'

Dialog fics. On a nightly stake-out, Raph teaches Mikey and Leo an important lesson about Donnie and his toys. Later, during a movie-marathon, the guys talk about April's first kiss. But wait, shouldn't they all be in bed? And what's this? A Prank War? On-going series of stand-alone one-shots. Open to requests, ideas and suggestions. Please review!

After thirty years, Leonardo needs to see Donatello's face again. A missing scene from "Same as it Never Was."

Beliefs and customs should be understood in terms of culture; 'normal' for one people may be utterly bizarre to another. Growing up in the sewers apart from human contact can leave gaps in the guys' knowledge of human culture. A collection of one-shots in which the turtles encounter normal practices that they find anything BUT normal. Chapter 5: Donatello & April

Leonardo has come to a realization about who he is and who he wants to be. "What were you thinking pulling that Captain Ryan crap, anyway? This stunt almost got you killed today. Did it ever occur to you that Captain Ryan isn't real?" "I wasn't...Captain Ryan wouldn't." "Captain Ryan wouldn't what?" "He wouldn't have gone back."

Leo uses the texting feature on his phone for the very first time to contact Mikey. Mikey uses this opportunity to tease his brother. New chapter with Raph and Don.

"What kind of person would he become to forsake his own firm moral principles in favor of an outcome that he selfishly preferred?" Ethics is anything but arbitrary, yet why do so many tenets exist? Why does moral truth elude even the most brilliant philosophers? Faced with an impossible dilemma, Leonardo finds his views of honor and duty tested in a way he could never anticipate.

In which Mary Morstan attempts to endear herself to Sherlock Holmes

Series of drabbles and one-shots. They can't fight Shredder all the time! Snapshots of the not-so-average lives of the Teenage Mutuant Ninja Turtles and their daily exploits.

Caught up in the heat of their passions, Donatello gives April his heart, trust, and the okay to take off the one thing that defined him as a ninja and served as his identity and the only personal article of clothing he really wore: his mask.

Donatello is a man of science. He always has been. But he can be a little closed minded at times when it comes to other people and their point of view. It takes a conversation with a very unusual mutant to change that.

Sokka helps Toph appreciate her four senses. Oneshot.

(Formerly titled "Who Da Turtle?") "Can't a mutant turtle hitch a highly illegal ride on an international freighter plane from Australia back to New York without having to put up with pajama-clad maniacs stealing his in-flight peanuts and trying to knock him senseless?" Apparently not.

April's career has literally gone down in flames and she helped strike the match. Since then, she has utterly failed to fulfill any expectations her family had for her, and every goal she set for her life has changed. And she wouldn't change a thing. A series of one-shots. "Have you ever heard the proverb 'man plans and God laughs?" "God must have a pretty warped sense of humor."

Valentine's Day fic. "Come on. Who wouldn't want a one-of-a-kind specially made valentine? Pull up a chair and let your creative juices flow like one of Sensei's katas. Girls dig creative guys." Leorai, hints of Don x April that are as subtle as Don

A 25 chapter advent calendar challenge found on Tumblr, only this is all Apriltello. Oh yes. Set in the 2k12 TMNT universe!

Turtle Tot Drabble Fic! Little Mikey is feeling down about his outer appearance, so a nice lecture from his father sets him straight. WARNING: Cheesy.

Leo and Karai never forgot about each other, not even after months of separation.They've even found a way to nurture their slowly growing feelings. Of course, away from the prying judgmental eyes of their fathers. It's their place, and no one else's. Tonight Leo is going to that place and tonight Leo will learn exactly what their interactions are leading to.For better or for worse.

We all know the story, don't we? Hamato Yoshi was mutated into a rat, and his four pet turtles were mutated into walking and talking turtles. Fifteen years later, they were allowed to go to the surface. But what happened in those fifteen years? Follow Hamato Yoshi and his sons from the very beginning and find out! R&R please! And brace yourselves for plenty of fluff!

Don doesn't like having to "chaperone" Casey and Raph when they go to bars. But this will definitely end up being a night NO-ONE will forget anytime soon. No matter how much they try.

Ever wonder what happened those first few moments after the mutation in the alleyway?

In which a family dinner is thoroughly ruined by Toph's seismic sense. Suggestive themes, naughty language, and totally Linzin.

Turtle Tot Fic! Also, 2k12 universe! Splinter is constantly on the move trying to keep up with four rambunctious mutant children. They're all quite lucky that they're loved so much. One-shot.

A broken staff. A childish tantrum. A genius locked in his lab. Has Raphael doomed them all? Oneshot. Please R&R

A series of one shots based on themes taken from a 'TMNT Advent Calendar Challenge' on tumblr. I completely failed at doing this within the deadlines, but I'm still going to continue with it. This takes place in Nick's 2012 universe. Rated T just in case.

Raphael is stuck in a closet with an unconscious brother, and with an assassin outside. The assassin, however, is only interested in his brother. And there seems to be only one way to get his attention.

Drabbles and One-Shots for the TMNT Advent Calendar Challenge.

COMPLETED! R&R! A winter without snow at Marlinspike is made even worse when Bianca Castafiore announces her plans to stay at the mansion! Cue tons of humor and a very annoyed Captain Haddock.

Oz was odd enough without adding the TMNT to it! When Michelangelo disappears into the world, he and his cat Klunk must live the story to get themselves home. But, considering how turtle luck has played out in the past, things may not be so easy. NOW COMPLETE!

Threeshot! Donatello likes to work, sometimes a little too much. So his brothers attempt to get him out of the lab and into bed, and each uses his own style to do so.

They had all laughed at Donnie after he had been severely beaten. Now it was time for Mikey to say he was sorry.

A series of drabbles centred around a single word, exploring the world the turtles live in as well as the lives they touch.

Dreaded sequel to "Who said it wasn't combustable?" Apparently it wasn't, cause it's back and it has a circuit to pick with those who tried to off it.

Michelangelo's sudden obsession with pizza has him wanting to explore all possibilities of flavor… Until, that is, one dreaded box makes its way to the lair…

A series of one-shots dedicated to Tokka month.

Don wakes up to a phone call to find Casey on the other end of the line. Don doesn't like being woken up in the middle of the night, so of course, there will be arguing.

There was no getting around it. He was stuck. And now he was going to have to use his last resort. Rated T only because I wasn't sure about one portion.

Donatello, Daleks, cough medicine and pizza stones! Oh the pizza stone! And don't forget the flux capacitor. Try figuring that one out, I dare you. One-Shot.

A collection of Drabbles/Vignettes revealing small insights to Tintin's life and character. They're relatively short at the start from 1-7, but they do get progressively longer. Thank you for reading these! Feedback and reviews are greatly appreciated!

Lin and Tenzin- one cave, no clothes, two winners? Young Linzin.

Snowy takes the only route he can to evade the terrible fate about to befall him...

One turtle after another falls victim to the death grip of the grasping monster, He Who Will Not Wake. Silly with a touch of fluff.

The 'Frequent Kidnapping Card' and Megamind's personal weapon - Roxanne wants to know what they have in common and why they deviate from his usual style. She ends up learning more about him, and herself, than she ever expected. (revised 12/15)

Sokka has always had trouble with this little but somewhat important issue. A Tokka one-shot.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a ninja? Are you interested in becoming one? Well before you do, you may want to read this list of rules the guys have written in preparation for your ninja-journey. I mean, whoever said becoming a ninja was without its setbacks? Hopefully with these rules, your transition from normal to ninja will go a lot more smoothly.

A collection of unrelated drabbles. "Surgeon": Donatello might be the most dangerous of his brothers.

Donatello's having a rough night. Set in the 2k7 TMNT movie-verse. Rated T for implication of gross behavior by caller. heh

The Captain played a prank on Tintin; Tintin gets his own back. Cue the series of escalating practical jokes. Modern!Tintin; AU; No Romance/Slash; comedy; may contains traces of bromance and supreme childishness.

At fourteen, Tenzin tries to be the voice of reason, and ends up drinking for the first time with his siblings, the princess of the Fire Nation, and Lin.

All is quiet in the lair and April has gifted the turtles with some chocolate, but Mikey is...well, being Mikey.

A one-shot where Tintin learns that trying to imitate Haddocks Curses isn't a good idea especially when he uses them in a certain combination. R&R

Captain Haddock, with some difficulty, asks Tintin about his name.

The turtles go trick or treating with April and the children she's babysitting. They learn that some people still give out fruit and the freedom Halloween brings isn't restricted to only them.

Four random one-shots on various subjects about various characters. Note: In II, Toph can see. Yeah, yeah, gripe all you want...

Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a MICHELANGELO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.

Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a DONATELLO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.

Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a RAPHAEL! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.

Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a LEONARDO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.

Tokka, OneShot. Toph experiences color through an unconventional relationship. Rated M. Cover by chisien at deviantart.

Toph and Sokka have a little discussion when no one's around... One-shot. -Toph/Sokka

A series of 26 drabbles of various lengths and natures on everyone's favorite terrapins, friends and enemies, all in no semblance of alphabetical order. Please forgive the cheesy title, as regrettably, no soup will be offered.

One of the guys is running out of time, thanks to a burned mobster and a sinister poison. But before Mikey can go after the antidote, he has to save his brothers, each in a life-threatening situation of their own. Complete.

Sokka asks Toph to teach him to see the way she sees. Tokka one-shot for Valentine's Day!

Toph hates parties, but this one ends up not being so bad. TOKKA One-shot. Moderate fluff.

WARNING. TURTLECEST. Pretty Self-explanatory. Mikey's the prank master, but Leo decides to beat him at his own game! Go Leo! Rated for slight language and t-cest theme. LeoxMikey

Sometimes, Mikey is so good it hurts. In and out of a Purple Dragon warehouse without so much as pulling his nun-chucks out? Psh. Consider it done, with a stamp of awesome upon it. James Bond theme song and everything.

A completed collection of vignettes. Tiana and Naveen honeymoon, work on their restaurant, discuss fashion and finances, and in one universe, attend Hogwarts.

Post-film. Roxanne Ritchi brings down a baddie, brews coffee, and gets laid.

Hey kids! it's Mikey Hamato Splinterson, better known as the Turtle Titan, your friendly neighborhood superhero, defender of New York City, Third Earth, and if necessary the whole multiverse! I'm here to warn you that you probably shouldn't read this.

A detention in each class for Sirius and James.

Post-war, Toph feels like a 5th wheel w/Sukka&Kataang. After her parents disown her, she's left with two choices: be selfish and stubborn like she always has, or accept her losses and embrace the family she has found. Kataang, Sukka, and One-sided Tokka.

Two girls join forces in an attempt to do the impossible; write a decent fanfic with themselves as character models. Will they succeed or will their own combined madness overwhelm even the insane Dr. Elder?

THIS one oughtta be good… THIS one he HAD to hear. Leo shook his head and sighed, looking at Mikey. "Mikey, this may be a stupid question," he said cautiously. "But, what exactly have you been DOING?" Oneshot.

Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.

After drinking a dodgy energy drink, Leonardo becomes the Terrapin Terror. He kidnaps the Turtle Temptress, and it's up to the Turtle Titan and his side kick, Tortoise Lad, to save the day. Insanity is served on a platter made out of illogicalness.

A series of oneshots attempting to answer the question "What if Cadel was raised by Prosper instead of the Piggotts? Some will be humorous, some serious, and some... God only knows.

Co-authored with H.E. Grey! "My sons, enough is enough. I've had it up to here with all the insanity that goes on around here, and this list will tell you what you are and are not allowed to do anymore. Please, no more explosions."

Tiana cooks. Naveen helps.

Six times Tiana and Naveen kissed, or: scenes from a marriage.

If you want universal popularity, you have to follow all the rules... This is not a self-insert. Nor is it choose-your-own, romance, OC, slash, AU, OOC, or generic in any way. Which leaves... well, you'll see. Oneshot of a humorous nature.

He had taken the guise of the Nightwatcher ever since Leo left and the team had broken up. How did the others not realize that the big, metal turtle-shaped vigilante was Raphael? Surely, someone had figured it out... Surely, SOMEONE could see. One-shot.

Based on inuficcrzy's "Splinter's Rules for the Lair", here's some explaination on some of those 'rules'. NOW WITH BONUS CHAPTERS!

Four years old, Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael are sick of their younger brother and they try to get rid of him. Master Splinter decides to help them in doing so, teaching his sons a valuable lesson.

A series of one shots: some funny, some angsty, mostly pointless, all guaranteed to have three things: Sokka, Toph, and sarcasm.

When little quirks and hobbies turn into addictions it is time for intervention.

One Shot. Donatello's family becomes suspicious as he develops a strange new addiction.

A KC drabble. April asks them why they wear their masks. A loud conversation follows.

Now let us observe a typical evening of brotherly bonding, high-speed gun fights and bickering like children. Because that always helps, right?

Casey and Splinter go on a rescue mission. Things progress exactly as well as expected.

Raph finally finds something interesting on the Discovery Channel, Mikey plots world domination, and Don is pretty sure he's never going to live this down. Now all we need is some Pictionary! Oh god... this could get ugly. A comedy by Willowfly and Tauni.

Simply put, Leonardo can't sleep. The remedy, it turns out, is fluff.

Donatello lays down the law about the treatment of toasters in this household. Quite forcibly.

Donatello regales his brothers with his scientific findings on the properties of their wooden weapons. They are rightfully astounded.

Michelangelo experiences some new feelings towards his brother, and they're not exactly welcome. But the further you suppress something, the more it takes out of you, and it's only a matter of time before you just let it out.

Turtle tots. Sometimes a brother can be helpful, and sometimes he can't.

Raphael proves that there’s really more to him than there appears by showing his brother’s up at a small singing contest Mike had held. ::One Shot::

The team is caught in a horrible chain of revenge! Will Sensei survive? Will the cycle never end! And where did all this duck tape come from?

Donatello longs to return to the happy days of overwork and the complete lack of annoying helper robots.

Fear the destroyer. Nothing is safe from his touch. -oneshot-

Donnie has many reasons to hate April Fool's Day, three to be exact...

A higher power messes with Donnie's 'perfect' morning.

Leo assumes, and we all know what happens when you "assume".

Sequel to "The Virtues of Knocking". Raph's new skills are put to the test in a big way. One-shot.

Mikey wants good reviews, but is he really worried about his poem?

Donatello wonders if he really is gifted, or maybe he just has more common sense than his brothers. It could be both.

Splinter decides it's time to teach Donatello a valuable skill. -one shot-

The message is still on the machine...if I go over there now, I could erase the message and be back home before anyone noticed I was gone. April would never know I had called. It isn’t too late to undo this entire mess and fix things.

Who said cartoons can't be educational?

A look at life in the turtle's lair and an adventure gone wrong, told from the point of view of Klunk, Michelangelo's cat. Inspired by Terry Bain's novel: We Are the Cat.

Set one week after the 2007 CGI movie and 2 weeks before 'The Talk'. Leonardo must take steps to reassert his command over the team and undo the dysfunction caused in his absence. A Leo and Mike centric dramedy for mature readers only!

How are fanfics written? With a little research! Not that it really always helps... at least not when Don's sanity is concerned. One shot.

Always put the customer on hold. Right off the bat. Takes some of the fight out of them, you know? Shows 'em who's boss! A 2007 CGI Movieverse oneshot from Leonardo's POV exploring the theme of 'support'. Heavy on character study and brotherly interaction

Katara and Aang seek escape from the boring party and create a party of their own in the Earth King’s linen closet. Kataang. Mature content.

What does April mean to the Turtles? Donatello reflects. Three of Four.

What will be a collection of humorous tales, much like Aesop's fables. Only funny, and with no morals. Now up: Karmic backlash hits as Leo gets payback.

Family fluff, and discussing one of Mike's plotbunnies. [OneShot]

Raphael has a WONDERFUL time, Leonardo is sure this will strike him as funny tomorrow, and Donatello attempts to beat Michelangelo at his own game. Rated for a a bit of language and violence.

Once Donny tried to teach his brothers how to read. Now he's moved on to history... with a little help from Leo. A chibi fic turtles are aged six.

Leonardo has a headache, Michelangelo gives the best massages ever, and Raphael shoots Donatello in the foot...so to speak.

Boys will be boys. Michelangelo's creativity proves tricky to remove from Raphael. Leonardo and Donatello talk about girls.

Challenge: Write a story that centers around an unusual object in the possession of either the TMNT or Master Splinter. Originally posted at Stealthy Stories. Oneshot.

Raph is treated to an evening of learning. Oneshot.

2007 movieverse: An explanation as to why the turtles don't have jet packs. -oneshot-

Aang suffers a bout of insanity and winds up engaged. Kataang. Semismutty, but nothing explicit.

Apparently someone out there thinks the now familiar battle cry is getting a little old.

Yet ANOTHER Aaron fic. If that doesn't make you want to read it I don't know what will. Although, she doesn't appear till the end. Basically the guys wake up to find some strange things afoot in the Lair. Original, I know... oneshot.

Sokka does thing differently when he's drunk, and the effects carry over to Toph. Giftfic for Shinjae.

Mike is having just one of those odd days, but this time, he's sharing the experiance with Leo. Mike centric. [Complete]

What does karai do in her spare time? Why, she tries to get published, that's what! Received 2nd place for Best Villian and Best Happy Ending, 3rd place for Best Comedy and Best Parody in 2006 fanfic comp.

Mikey is suffering through a tiny bout of depression after the loss of something dear to him. -oneshot-

One turtle must do the unthinkable. Will he survive? There's only one way to find out!

A formidable foe faces off against Donnie. -oneshot-

On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Leo observes his brother's interesting eating habits. First place for BEST MICHELANGELO SCENE in the 2005 TMNT Fanfic Competition -oneshot-

Mikey forgets one tiny detail. -oneshot-

Donatello reminds his brothers, Raph in particular, that he's not always who they make him out to be. -oneshot-

The guys think about what it means to be ninja and Splinter learns to never leave his sons in the same room to punish them. Some mild swearing and alot of innuendo

NOW what poor, pethetic creature has Mike brought home? (hint: read the title). Complete.