A young blond boy in an orange jumpsuit ran into a modern sitting room. Beaming at the audience, Naruto shouted, “Hello everyone! It’s me, Naruto, and I am here to introduce you to my new story! This is-” He was cut off as a girl who had been sitting in an armchair reading came over and hit him over the head with her very large book. “Hey, what was that for?” he yelled at her, jumping up.

“You’re in the wrong room,” she shot at him. “This is the Profile/Bio room. You should have gone into the Manga corridor, then to the Naruto room. How could you have missed the signs?!”

“There were signs?” Naruto asked in confusion.

“Ugh, yes there were signs!” the girl replied impatiently. “Listen, go out this door and return to the entrance. From there, go through the door that says ‘Books’ and continue through several hallways that branch off, going down to reach the Manga Corridor. Once you are there, the Naruto door is just past Fruits Basket on your right. If you still cannot figure out how to get there, get Hermione Granger from the atrium, she is usually willing to show new characters around.” Turning away, she muttered, “And she feels bad for hopeless cases.”

“Ok, thanks,” Naruto yelled as he ran off.

The girl turned to face the audience, “Sorry if there was some confusion…Naruto only has one story from the authoress and she didn’t even use him to introduce the story. Although with how much Naruto fiction she has been reading, it is quite likely there will be another story for him eventually.” The girl shook her head, “Anyway, I am Rena. In essence, I am the manifestation of all the things that the authoress wishes she was. Hence the title ‘pirate Jedi wizard.’1 To date, I have been a Jedi, a Sith, a manifestation of the Force, a wizard, a experiment tool of Voldemort, a Pokémon trainer, a person who turns into Pokémon, a digimon trainer, a Yu-gi-oh duelist, a character in Fruits Basket, a girl who turns into aliens, a girl who turns into different mythical creatures, a ninja, a person that can go in and out of books/movies . . . and . . . basically a character from almost any book the authoress has read or movie she has seen. Ironically, I have yet to be a pirate, but she put that in my title anyway. Basically, I am just the character that the authoress puts in all her favorite or previously favorite things as a character that was based on her, but with a different personality and qualities that she wishes she had. A Mary Sue if you will, but without any of the embarrassing habits of actually writing it down and making people read it.”

Rena paused as if remembering something, “So, you probably came to this page to read what the authoress was like . . . you people have no lives! At least you could be doing cool stuff on this site! Go read more FAN FICTION! That is way cooler than reading about the authoress . . . but if you are still interested, here it goes . . . She loves to read . . . a lot. She watches DVDs, and then watches them again with commentary. She loves to draw things . . . especially pictures from her Manga books and cartoon characters. She reads any chance she gets and she reads REALLY fast. She also plays video games, loves Manga, likes making up stories in her head, loves reading fan fiction (duh), participates in Drama and . . . did I mention that she loves to read more than almost anything?”

Rena continued to stare at he audience. And they stared back… … … “Well, that’s about everything . . . so . . . the authoress would like to mention that she has a Fruits Basket story started . . . but if she wants to start posting it, she feels she needs to have more chapters written first, she hates having to wait a long time for updates and doesn’t want to subject anyone who might be kind enough to read her story to that. There is also the possibility of a second Naruto fiction, but that will only happen if she manages to write a good deal in a short space of time . . . and some how figure out how to actually finish a story. That being said, she actually has a whole host of stories started that she will most likely never finish . . . sad stuff huh.” She continued to stare at the audience, as if waiting to them to say something . . . “well, that’s about it . . . if you would kindly exit thought the door on your right, you will find yourselves in the visitors’ wing . . . you are welcome to look at favorite stories and authors . . . we would invite you into the rest of the building, but that would require turning you into random thought and allowing the authoress to simply be thinking of you. If you haven’t figured it out yet, this place only exists in the authoress’s imagination, please leave it as clean as you found it, she doesn’t have time to clean up after guests.”

Suddenly the doors behind her burst open again and in came several wizards, a couple of ninjas, some animals being held by a girl and one exceptionally confused vampire. “What are you all doing in here,” Rena yelled over the noise. “This room is largely off limits to characters that the authoress doesn’t own! Invites only!”

“So-sorry Rena-Chan,” stuttered a young girl holding the cat, “bu-but the signs said this was the way to meeting.”

“What meeting?” asked Rena in confusion, “I know the overall big picture of what is suppose to go on around here, and there is no meeting.”

“You sure ‘bout that,” asked one of the wizards, “cause we all got memos and the signs all said to come here . . . the usual signs weren’t up ether.”

“What do you-? Who changed the signs?!” Her voice was amplified to echo through all the rooms and corridors with this last question. She used her omnipresent abilities to look at the signs and see if any clues were left . . . there weren’t, so she instantly knew who to blame. “FRED! GEORGE! I am going to find you and set all the bird type Pokémon against you!” she yelled to the heavens.

Two scared looking red headed wizards and a laughing Jedi youngling hiding in the Cullens’ bathroom knew, at that instant, that they were doomed.

The authoress does not claim any characters or animals as her own except Rena.

(1) I’m really kind of embarrassed that I gave her such a long title and I actually agree with the sentiments of Captain Cloud Wolf of The Edge Chronicles, “Name wild, captain mild”. So, sorry to all who think I’m just trying to make my author name sound more important. To all those who have complimented me on it…I’m flattered!

Hi, I actually am the author(ess)

I am really bad at talking about myself… which is why I had Rena do it. But I will try to continue it:

Name: It is a lovely one

Gender: I am female

Age: However old I want to be (in my stories)

Home: My imagination (see first part of Bio for details)

Ringtone: Imperial March (Star Wars)

I love movies, books, TV and video games. My hobby is reading, closely followed by my liking of watching DVDs until extreme hours at night. I also like to draw the characters of my favorite cartoons. During the summer, I can spend hours on fan fiction, but I don’t do that…unless it is after ten o’clock at night, because I live in the horrid land of dial-up.

I like to read Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fruits Basket, Naruto, and BBC Sherlock fan fictions and anything I might suddenly have an urge to read. As for pairings…I will read most of them, but I hate it in PotC fics where people give Elizabeth competition for Will. It’s never going to happen people. I am ok with her not being there or if some weird thing happens and she is dead or off with someone else, but Will only has eyes for her when she is there. In Harry Potter, I read many different things. It use to be that I specifically liked the cannon pairings, and I still do like them, but I am much more open to changes now. I admit to having become a Slash fan. I specifically like Drarry in Harry Potter, but I am fairly open in that fandom. In Fruits Basket, I still prefer the cannon pairings, expecially for the main characters, but for the secondary characters, I really do not care who they are paired with. As for Naruto…I like NaruXHina as a favorite, but I can generally be open for the other characters. BBC Sherlock...I like SherlockXJohn all the way. Don't get me wrong, I read most whatever in the Sherlock fandom, but I really like that pairing.

I wrote the one Pirates of the Caribbean fiction, I had another started, but will probably only ever publish the one that is already out. I am attempting a Fruits Basket Fiction...but it most likely will never see the light of day (or the eyes of readers). I did my Naruto one-shot and I have an idea for an actual Naruto story, but I don’t know if anymore than the first chapter will ever get written. Actually, I have several ideas for Naruto stories swimming around in my head, but I doubt most of them will even be remembered after the year is out. I wish I could write a Harry Potter fiction as it was my greatest passion growing up, but I don’t think I would feel comfortable contributing to the plethora of stories already out there. I also recreate most movies in my head with extra characters or new things happening.

I wish to warn all authors who I read, I like to go onto Bio pages of authors whose stories I like and read more of their stuff. So if you get more than one review from me in a short space of time for several of your stories, this is why.

For anyone who actually reads this thing, then checks out my Favorites, some of the stories I am not sure if I like them or hate them, but I feel like I have to read them. It's just how I am.

AND NOW FOR THE CRAZY COPY AND PASTE SECTION!!

I copy paste this cause I was bored. If you are bored, go ahead and do this. If not do it anyway.

:Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

you like California or Florida more?

you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat--

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next

birthday.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness, Rena the pirate jedi wizard

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox,kagome yuna's daughter, Justified Assasin, Reddragon13x, gemini's sorrow, Rena the pirate jedi wizard

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Tindomerel8128, Rena the pirate Jedi wizard

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Tindomerel8128, Rena the pirate Jedi wizard

98 percent of the population has a MySpace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo, copy and paste this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you’re one of the 2 percent who hasn’t, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think all people who hate Jacob Black should die a slow and painful death copy and paste this into you profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was good

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

When I am at Hogwarts, I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts, I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

When I am at Hogwarts, I will not: Tease Lupin about his “Time of Month.”

When I am at Hogwarts, I will not: Lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who makes it out alive.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, RUN!"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on an anime/manga character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you that believe those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

If you believe that preps travel in packs, then place this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall or part of one, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it, put this on your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when, during marching band you stare at your flute, despite the fact that staring at it will make you dizzy and fall over, and you are perfectly aware of this fact. Crazy is when you are able to too repeat quotes from an episode of Moonlight that you saw weeks ago. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Breaking Dawn, but then I would have to kill you.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I agree with the dictionary. books before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires who could care less about a pathetic human, or fictional characters in books/movies.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I’m not paranoid…but I know that you think I am.

If your friends are weird (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door." – Unknown

“Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.” – Willy Wonka

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself better with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just can’t resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not.
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
If you remember when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You remember "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
If you remember when they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was THE new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Girls don't realize these things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
There will b a DJ, I’m throwing a party... everyone is invited!

So, everyone come. But first, read the rest of this bulletin.

Come kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW . . .

Special Guests: Jesus Christ, God the Father,
Featuring DJ: Holy Spirit.

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

SO MANY TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE WHO WILL.