A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well. (Story adopted by Regina Dea. New author starts from Chapter 21)

Itachi and Deidara are from two separate worlds, but their mutual love of street racing has Deidara pulling Itachi into a world where the law isn't as black and white as he thought. ItaxDei ItaDei Warnings: AU, Yaoi, Child abuse, drug use, alcohol, prostitution

Kink Meme Fill #4 on Live Journal! AU, Modern times. Altair is a PI contacted by Giovanni to rescue his kidnapped son, Ezio... YAOI WARNING! AU!

After receiving their friend's game in great excitement, two siblings play only to come across a glitch, sucking them in. Literally. Now, the two must survive on their own adventures, the references from the game being of little to no help. As the line between their reality and the game begin to blur, will the two ever get back home? Will they ever want or remember to?

AU. Inspired by Hollywood Undead's song "Young." The Children of Death are one of the most merciful and feared gangs on the streets of Death City. They're ruled under the caring hand of Death the Kid, the lost son of Shinigami. KidxMaka.

Set five years before the game Assassin's Creed, we follow the story of Leilah. When granted her wish to be an assassin, she struggles with her new life, haunted by dreams of gold light and blue mist. Is a world dominated by men too much for a mere woman?

After suffering heavy losses, Hellsing is forced to recruit from other anime to bolster its ranks. These are their stories. I don't take requests.

A series of one-shots for Lady GaGa's BORN THIS WAY. Follow-up to THE HETALIAN MONSTER. EXTRA: Romania performs "Stuck on F'in' You"

Emma had a normal life, well what is normal really? However, her life changes forever when she falls asleep and wakes up in the Assassin's Creed game, but things aren't quite what they seem. Altair/OC

An ancient relic unexpectedly turns Kazuki and Akabane into...women! Warning: bad language & mature subject matter. Mostly Animeverse. Mostly Ban & Akabane with multiple pairings. A romp on the twisted side! -WIP-

A series of oneshots for Lady GaGa's "The Fame Monster." NEW DELUXE EDITION. Now includes the original album THE FAME. LEAKED: JUDAS ANNOUNCEMENT

The assassin faced her with a sharp gaze. "I did not expect the daughter to the head guard to be fooled so easily." Maiid snorted at him. "Just because your father is a stable master, does not mean that you can ride."

Altair has many secrets, ones that only his wife and Malik know about. His adventures go from finding his family, to helping Desmond and the modern Brotherhood, to saving the Assassins from complete destruction. Events are set in motion that neither Altair nor his descendants can change. Secrets are revealed. Hearts are healed and broken. The fight for the Creed begins here.

I guess there have been many assumptions about how I came into being, from Honorable Father being asexual to a female version of him wearing a pink bow. All rumors, though some have managed to scrape the surface of the truth. This is it…

When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!

A very unusual case has Beckett and Castle team up with some specialists from Chicago, and of course it's Dresden and Murphy. Crossover between Castle and The Dresden Files books . Prequel to "Whale of a Time". Dresden/Murphy and Castle/Beckett.

AU, SoulxMaka. She forced him away from a life he wanted to escape. He helps open her eyes to what is around her. How are they connected?

I didn't look back to see if the cloaked man followed. I didn't look back for anything. For if I was caught in the poor district by Muhammed Afzal I'timad, the current ruler of Jerusalem, I would most definitely suffer a fate worse than death. -Ch 13 up-!

Asra is a young woman entrusted into Altair's care but the simple journey they take turns out to be fraught with challenges, forcing Altair to confront both his grim past and fight for his future, or else be left with nothing.

A whore becomes an assassin. A healer becomes a killer. Loneliness becomes family becomes devotion. A twisted little story about a twisted little girl.

Spoof time! Scriptform spoof based on the first book. rated T for swearing. EDIT: Sorry guys, this story is permanently on hiatus.

Things always go from bad to worse for the smart-mouthed teenage boy Roi, so getting mixed up with Abstergo shouldn't have been a suprise. Now in 1191 AD and in the company of assassins, Roi must learn his place in the world, while trying to save it.

He thaught he had been trapped for all time, Until they found his prison in the basement. A curious child and protective mother soon end up on the adventure of a life time. "Oh how i wish i hadent allowed my son into the basement." Story Completed.

Hanan is a young woman who unlike most she is not married she runs a bakery outside Jerusalem she lives alone with her pets it had been the middle of the night she was getting ready to go to sleep when a wounded man in white came barging through her door.

Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.

Morgan, your normal 17 year old girl, stayed up late to play her brother's Xbox 360. But, when Devil hour hits, she is sent into the game she was playing. Now, she must kill to survive, she must run, fight, and live the Assassin's Creed.

Desmond Miles has been left on his own in the lab. He listens to his instincts and is eventually helped by friends he never knew he had. And though the use of Altair, the fabled assassin, changes the course of history.

Sometimes, a Thieves Guild job is simple, even when you’re only ten years old. And sometimes, you get more than you bargained for. A lot more. A prequel to Dark Devotion.

Tsukiko has been best friends with Light Yagami since she was a kid. She's also been in love with him since she was kid, but when Ryuzaki appears, will it change things for her, or simply make the stress worse? A LightxL love triangle thingy.

What happens when PPTH becomes the set for a movie? With none other than doctors themselves as the actors? ...maybe you should read and find out... Huddy! and Wilson.OC

There's a little shop in a corner of China Town that sells hopes and dreams. Many who come find themselves gaining much more than a pet companion - here lay their stories. Rated M for a reason.

The Piece of Eden is ridden forever from this world, no longer to harm, but it seems harm has not yet parted. It now threatens the lives of innocence and challenges divinity: Altaïr. The life of the Fair One is hanging by a thread. Details inside.

In order to keep Kid's mind off symmetry while he's on missions, Shinigami-sama hires a maid for his son. But things don't always work out the way they should. The very girl who was meant to make Kid's life easier is the new cause for all his problems.

What happens when our very own Mary Sue is given a chance to join the Dark Brotherhood by a very edgy and deadly yet somehow ruggedly handsome Speaker? Can she do it? Can Lucien remain in-character and sane? Can he stop Mary before she romances him? Hm.

In 2012, A team of archaeologists for Abstergo Industries is sent out to find the Pieces of Eden. When Alice Griffin finds a Piece, she is landed in the middle of medieval Jeruslaem. With the help of a certain Assassin, can she get back to save the Earth?

When Maka needs help rearranging her library, what more help could anyone provide other than that perfectionist, Death the Kid? /KidMaka/

Getting sent into a game world can be fun right? Not if your first meeting is running into someone and getting a blade to your throat for knowing his name. Rated Teen. -Completed. Sequel is Twisted Fate.-

You couldn't see me and I couldn't hear you. What does music sound like? SxM AU

Layla Gallenus has stepped into the realm of Shivering Isles, unknown of what lies before her. Will she wither and go insane like the others, or will she prevail and find a reward at the end for her grievances?

Shinigami has fallen and Death the Kid must rise. "Our Lord is dead, long live our Lord. Our Lord is dead. Our Lord is Death."

Kabuto and Sasuke are faced with their biggest fear ever twister night! Can the duo put aside their difference long enough to escape the evil plans Orochimaru has layed out in the form of a childern's game?

AU. Dr. Stein left Shibusen and Death City to get help from the infamous Demon Scythe. Based episode 41. SxS Yaoi. Discontinued.

Emmie just wants to be accepted amongst her new brothers and sisters, but Vicente is proving to be a challenge because of her affection for him. How will he react to her confession? Does he share the same affection, or will he stay away from her?

House's patients curse him all the time. What if one of them actually had some power behind it? What's Cuddy to do with her top Dr licking her in odd places? Rated for my usual stuff.

KakashiXOC Team seven come across a strange young woman, half dead and about to finish the job, but what is she running from and should Kakashi believe everything he hears about her past? First chapters not that good, I'm told, so please don't stop there.

[Sequel to Everything's Greener!] It's been a year since the accident, and Deidara can't remember anything of his old past. Can Sasori help him regain it, or will they both be killed in the process? [AU, SasoxDei]

Kakashi, and somehow Deidara as well, get shipped overseas as foreign exchange students. The only problem? ...Everything. Let's all cause an international incident! -AU, high school, yaoi, foreign languages-

Random crack parody involving your favorite childhood fairy tales gone wrong, with the help of your favorite and not so favorite Naruto characters. Contains Yaoi, Yuri, and mild language. Viewer discretion is advised!

AU, To spy for Medusa’s anarchist rebellion, Crona has taken up a job as a maid for the royal family Death. Assigned to the Prince, who has driven his help insane with his tendencies, she wonders if she can deal with the strange feelings that develop.

The Lines of Sanzu are as important to a Shinigami as a heart is to a human. Without them life is simply not possible. Death the Kid comes to learn of this the hard way when the black rains begin to fall…

Oneshot. Abby Nightingale has a... er... colourful past, one from which people want revenge. NOT I repeat NOT for the younger/more sensitive readers. R&R, Comments, as always, Loves. Oh and Jack is NOT the original Jack, that's just coincidental.

She was a legend of Shibusen, the Death Scythe's technician. it was because of her, he got to where he was. But why isn't there any information on her? Why is she a complete secret? A story looking into the past of Maka's mother.

KidxChrona. Semi-AU. Chrona began to live the night that Death arrived to take her life. A tale of irony, bubble baths, and broken dishes.

The past can never be forgotten, no matter how hard you try to forget. For one survivor, being a Little Sister was the only life she truly understood. So now she must face a life long question, but some questions should not be asked.

Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!

Christine is an aspiring young guitarist working the sound box at a theatre catering to a modern rock scene. The masked Erik sees a spark in her he'd like to fan and acts accordingly. Sexy Phantom goodness finally up! Patience paid off, you Erik lovers!

A collection of Soul Eater one-shots. Centered mainly on Soul/Maka, but will include other characters. Stories are mostly non-AU stuff.

A series of one shots, drabbles, and now poetry about House and the clinic patients that drive him crazy. Can be read in any order. New Chapter: Water Weight.

Serenity didn't have a normal childhood. Instead it was burnt down into ashes, right before her eyes. She thought that her life had ended, until a certain young assassin named Altair decided to save her life. Rating is T, may go up later on!

Kid gives Chrona a haircut. And in doing so discovers something surprising. AU from chapters 30-ish onward, and spoilers for Chrona in general. Yaoi.

Crossover w Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children For thirteen years, Yuffie Kisaragi had been living a lie. Now the truth of her history has come out and with her friends she's gone in search of the last of her real family: her nephew Naruto Uzumaki

My name is Akeelah Kawashi, granddaughter of the first human with no chakra. I thought Orochimaru was kidding when he said this absence was useful to him. The next day, I saw that he wasn't joking as he slid a size 7 gold ring up my left ring finger.

A Death Scythe and a Shinigami, though not the one you might expect. Spirit and Kid have a conversation as the world quietly begins to fall apart.

We know the tales of the birth and death of Rapture,and even of the discovery of ADAM and all the amazing powers it brought. But what happened before the plasmids were perfect?Prequel-style to Bioshock

Jerusalem is dangerous, her husband warned her. But she thought she was strong, independent, and she soon found out how terribly wrong she could be.

Sakura, a survivor of the Massacre five years ago, is now at KAVPA. She had a job to do but found herself torn between keeping Gaara's friendship and following the perilous tempting path of Orochimaru, the son of the mobster who arranged the Massacre. OSG

A Bioshock novelization from Jack's point of view. Rated M for harsh language and violence.

It has been ten years since the good ending and Jack has rasied the little sister into a loving family, but an ememy from the past returns to ruin his life.

Picking up the story from the Garden after the final Altair scene. What happens to the Brotherhood? Who will lead them? What will become of the Piece of Eden?

In 2012, tensions between the Templars and the Assassins have the two factions on the brink of open war. Desperate for any advantage against the Knights, they give the go-ahead for Lucy to liberate their only hope: Desmond Miles. CH.2 Updated. AU-PostAC1

When Dr. Vidic uses a new technology to try and get the information from Altaïr's memories, Desmond gets the shock of his life... *Warning: Spoilers in later chapters!*

Deidara has a secret. Sasori finds out and now he is blackmailing then HELL out Deidara.What will happen? What's the secret? Read to find out! Also, only rated M for cussing and suggestive language! Yes, I know, I suck at summaries

Jasmine just wants to protect what she has left. Her mother was taken away by the Templar many years ago, and she'll be damned before she lets it happen again. Altair is willing to help, but only to an extent. How will she survive in this turbulent world?

Of all the aspects of human nature Shinigami had acquired over the centuries, he never would have imagined fatherhood would be one of them. Five short pieces about Death and his child.

A young woman tries to accommodate herself to her new life in Masyaf. Contains our favorite characters Malik and Altaïr. Currently on hiatus, sadly. If anybody wants to beta this story then please e-mail me!

One of the late emperor's blades quests alongside an array of heroes and heroines to stop Oblivion,shows the Main Quest and the touching/comical relationships between the heroes. Ch 6 is up, The hunt for the amulet begins Rated T for violence, and languag

What happens when two assassins meet and end up passionately in love? What will their companies do to stop them? Where will they end up, together, or alone? M/M pairing. Altair/OC

... to go Back in Time and Make Things Right. A parody of all Time Travel fics, with one exception, Harry has to battle his own mind: MultiplePersonality!Harry

Akatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETE

Pente is a no talent Wood Elf with a phobia of... well, everything. So just how did she end up as the Hero of Kvatch? Can she really help save the world from the upcoming Oblivion crisis?

When she left, it was with every intention of coming back. Short, semi-pretentious SI spinoff. :P Enjoy.

The new Madgod has an idea on how to stay a little less bored while ruling and in between adventures. Good luck understanding his brain.

All Kelly wanted was to spend one day with Altair to help get over an embarrassing fear. Turns out she's stuck in his world with no way to get home. Can Kelly return to her world before something happens? And if the time comes, will Altair want her to go?

A vampiric serial killer terrorizes Cyrodiil, traveling the province and leaving a path of death in his wake. As The Bloodletter's reign of fear spreads, it falls to one man, oath-bound to destroy The Bloodletter and all of his kind, to erradicate him.

“I am Quetzalcoatl’s hunger.” Altair is the lonely pilgrim, but there's blood on his robe and sin is always hungry, and somehow, he's not sure if any of them will ever leave this alive. In the back of his mind, Desmond finds slow insanity.

Dimly, watching from his silent bed of glass and smoke, Desmond already knows that this will not end well. Altair and sin and contemplated suicide. Rated for disturbing themes. One-shot.

Nadirah, a resident of Masyaf, has lost her parents and possibly her older brother Suhayl. After her brother left, Nadirah joined the assassins, following her father's footsteps and disguised as a boy, taking her brother's name.

When Altair chases down a suspicious man at the scene of an assassination, he uncovers a secret that could change the Holy Land forever. Finally, Chapter 4 is here. Sorry for the long wait, I've had a lot to do recently. Enjoy and please review!

Two businesses, two men, one night of passion...Watch as Naruto attempts to persuade Sasuke to have more wild sweaty mansex with him, Itachi tries everything possible to screw with his brother's head and Sasuke tries to withold the urge to cry in a corner

Just a small error, right? It was easy to assume the glitch that made Shahin an important aspect of Subject 15's life was nothing, until he showed up again and again...what's to do when a 16 year old rogue from Jerusalem becomes more than a mere glitch?

This story is filled with Romance, betrayal, and death.It is about a teenage Assassin.

Before one is accepted into the Brotherhood, one must under go challenges that will test their physical skills and their mental state. Question is, can a young Altair handle the test that is set before him? Rated for serious blood and gore. ONESHOT.

When one of the hooded Hashashin kills Serena's brother, she joins the Templars to get closer to her target for revenge. Rated T. Check the Author's Notes for content warnings.

Abstergo sends a young woman on a mission to unravel the fate of a missing artifact and the assassin that stole it; but dark secrets and evil plots reveal there's more up Abstergo's sleeves, and she's merely a pawn in their twisted game of cat and mouse.

CHPT 44 FINALLY UPDATED! With the return of Stella Cuddy, feelings, revelations and hidden secrets are revealed. A fic about family and friends. Eventual HouseCuddy. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! THIS STORY HAS BEEN UPDATED!

Playing the game, I personally loved the Whodunnit? quest. This fic is based off that, but not strictly from the perspective of the Dark Brotherhood

a modern story of an assassin. who is a direct dependent of of an assassin from Masyaf.

Dust. It accumulates over time. Ignore it and it will thrive. An eternal reminder of the now. An endearing memory, neglected opportunity. A scar you are trained to heal and cherish. Wipe the surface clean, only for it to flourish again.

I decided to write what would happen if an assassin failed to do his job. please give feedback that'll help, don't flame. It's a short story so it's not gonna have 10s of thousands of words.

The treasure was stolen long ago. Desmond must go back to the beginning to find the means to an end. Altair's past may hold the key to the future, but only Desmond can engage the lock. Set pregame in Altair's memories, but aftergame in Desmond's world.

Abstergo has a new secret weapon for obtaining the pieces of Eden. Sick with the "Bleeding Effect", Desmond and Lucy escape to the Brotherhood and team up with old family. However, dark secrets of love and evil plots are brought into light.Desmond x Lucy

An Assassin dosen't always have to kill; sometimes, he is there to protect. /Oneshot/

He wanted to be a better doctor while she wanted to be free from her family's title. When their paths cross once again after 14 years, will they realize they want more than just those dreams? An AU KabuSaku fic.

He's been looking for her for a long time. PostGame. Hinted DesmondxLucy.

Life is a peculiar thing, something which Evelyn Daniels cannot make sense of. Right now, life is looking pretty dull and Evelyn, fed up with it's complications, decides to take a walk. One which will lead her far from home.

One person's creed is another's downfall.

Deidara had everything he could have ever wanted. Money, fame, women, parties, you name it, he had it. But when Akatsuki came knockin', everything began to go up in smoke. Lighthearted humor, but gets darker later on. NOTE: Made prior to Pain arc, xOC

It's a stalemate they just don't know how to fix. Or maybe L does... "if there was music and colour they'd be a modern day Romeo and Juliet."

One would normally say: “It was a dark and stormy night…” but not for me, never for me. It wasn’t dark, nor stormy, it was too hot, too bright when I came into this world...

In the town of Damascus rumors say that murderers walk the streets, claiming the lives of innocent and unknowing victims. A girl wishes to know the truth behind the rumors. NOTE: I did my best on editing. I do realize that it needs lots of work.

The voice was young, and covered with a thick accent. It sounded Japanese to Deidara's ears, and that was enough to have him turn his head to peer at the intruder from beneath the brim of his overly large hat. ::Old West AU, light shounen ai::

Altair appears before Desmond with startling revelations. The race is on as Desmond and Lucy attempt to stop the Templars in their time and Altair attempts to survive in his.

Misora just has the worst of luck sometimes. Or does she? After being raped, losing her voice, and almost dying, finding out she's the Heir to one of the most powerful Clans in the Elemental Countries is anything but expected. Mentions noncon. Revisions

In which Raito Yagami is chosen to be a student at Hogwarts, but not without his own agenda. And L, the newest teacher, wants nothing more than to stop him. [HPDN xover]

Life is a work in progress. Deidara's learning that the hard way...from a particularly annoying patron who doesn't seem to want to leave him alone. DeiTobi. AU.

Wilson and Cuddy craft a brilliant plot to get revenge on House after he fakes brain cancer. Read to discover what they plan, and how House tries to defy their plans. HW friendship, lots of humor. Now, with chapter 20, the story is complete.

AU. Modernish. The city of Kage is torn between prefectures, police, and gangs. Akatsuki is the biggest threat of all. Only one lone cop and a questionable member of a smaller uprising gang, the Oto, stand a chance at bringing them down.

Pain lost a poker match against Tsunade and now he and the whole Akatsuki ned to play Romeo and Juliet on the birthsday party of the Ninja Acadmy in front of everyone...

High school can be rough. Especially for Sasori and Deidara. SasoDei, ItaKisa, and tons more implied pairings. Rated T for safety. Romance and tragedy.

After Dagon's death, the people who worshipped him were a people without a leader. One man saw opportunity in this. Now, a cult has been formed. And they will do whatever neccesary to acheive their sick goals.

Tenten gets trapped with Kisame and they end up discussing their individual goals. TenxKisa

Things will never be the same, the world was too big! So much inventory to carry around! What is with this loading screen? Why is that guard so stupid? Chap 3 Mage Guild oh my!

Sasuke is researching Sharingan when Leia bothers the crap out of him while forcing him to read Romeo and Juliet. Little does he know, she has a motive, and a dream causes Sasuke to find himself in Verona! Hilarity ensues. Based on RJ by W. Shakes.

The first part to my planned Welcome to the Family series, we dove into the mission of a Dark Brotherhood recruit as a simple stakeout mission turns into the ride of his life.

The cast of Death Note is unleashed upon the world of retail sale. Based on a very random roleplay. Rated T for mild to strong language general crack and suggestive situationsxShounenai in later chapters. Almost all characters will eventually appear.

Watch as the history of Sheogorath unfolds before you. As he pulls pranks on the other Daedric Lords. Driving them INSANE!

A series of little glimpses into the relationship between Akatsuki's two art enthusiasts. Finished!

Two lovers, separated by warring families. Will these two cross the boundries and risk their lives in the name of love? YAOI Akuroku DISCONTINUED

Orochimaru notices how overworked Kabuto is one night and decides to let Kabuto have his own assistant. How will our favorite medic nin react to this proposition?

Tamriel teeters on the tip of a blade. The Emperor and his sons have been murdered and Daedra spill forth. One woman, chosen by the Nine can stop what destruction threatens. Kerrin thinks she can succeed, but can she resist a force greater than any Daerda

A prank causes war between the Eppes brothers with hilarious results! But no matter what happens, they still love eachother, just not as much as Don loves locking Charlie in the closet or Charlie loves harming Don in the name of mathematical advancement.

The Hellsing Organization has slowly rebuilt itself after the Incognito fiasco. But the fools working there will probably tear it down. And the threat of Millenium is no help, either.

Three years after Sasuke left Konoha to follow Orochimaru, and ultimately replace Kabuto as his right hand man. And now the white haired medic, seeks vengence for it...what he does, he nor Sauske may beable to return to Sound Village

One young genius...Five Golden Ratios...Can Charlie Eppes win a trip to Larry's factory? Willy Wonka done NUMB3RS style!

OMG, how the hell did Kabuto become Naruto’s new dad? Ahem, what happened to the age limit here? And what’s this, Orochimaru has another evil plan, but this isn’t about Sasuke anymore, he’s a thing of the past. On to Naruto! R&R!

My name is Jo'Rawlith, and apparently I'm the only competent being in all Cyrodiil. No one else could possibly help out around here, oh no. Need something done? Just come to me. That's what everyone else does. It's like I'm always jumping flaming hoops...

Kabuto isn't the only student who deliberately failed the medical exam. But he'd certainly kill to be. Inprogress. Includes various members of Akatsuki. Rated for dark themes.

A series of oneshots. UPDATE 2: Haikus wind up in odd places, Cuddy gets pissed, and House lets out his bottled up emotions... all over Wilson's desk. [HouseWilson]

All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Twenty philosophical drabbles about the Sand Siblings, for the LJ comm. Philosophy20. In no particular order. ::1. If the Answer is No, Can I change your mind?::

One Lich. One chance at fame. One Game show. Hi, I'm Lichard Necroman and welcome to WHO WANTS TO BE A NECROMANCER! Even thought thr TV show ended, answers are coming to all of your unasked questions.

Vazkor. Dark Elf. Vampire. Arena Champion. Thief. Murderer. What does his home city, Skingrad, want from him?

With Naruto as Romeo, how come there are 6 people vying to be Juliet! [SasuNaru, ItaNaru, GaaNaru, NejiNaru, SaiNaru, NaruHina]

It is about a girl police officer and a gangster falling in love after an attempt of trying to arrest him and his gang members. Might be some other pairings, possibly.

Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.

Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.

A painfully shy new student with a hidden past and an uncertain future arrives at Hogwarts. Can Snape keep himself from wringing her neck long enough to discover her secret?

A story for Yamanaka Ino: number one kunoichi in her class, leader of Team 10, and proud shinobi of the Leaf people. Updated to chapter 10.

tis crap, involves the black company some how... not finished or very good

On the brink of a revolution in the West, Naruto and Sakura decide that it is time to seek out thier former sensei Kakashi and find out the truth about his shadowed past..Chapter 6 is finally up! Sorry for the delay!

A matchmaking Voldemort? Hermione a slave? Snape an unwilling master? Hmmm, maybe :)