I am a HOBBY FICCER. My fics are minimal effort and usually serve me as escapes from more serious writing. That said, they are not edited by anyone but me and could use some constructive crits.

Since everyone ELSE on this site is doing it, I will now outline all the likes, dislikes, and varying facets of my non-conformist character.

In case you didn't catch that, the above statement is an example of irony.

Pen name-- SJ.Endeavor. The pen name has changed to this from "Triviality."

Name: I used to go by "T" but will now be referred to as "SJ" for reasons of convenience.

Age: Not telling. Stalkers.

Appearance: Does it matter?

Likes: Baked goods. My interst in them in unparalleled by neither man nor beast nor pastry chef. I've also got a thing for sunflowers, windchimes, and pianos.

Dislikes: Fried foods. My hate of them is unparalleled by neither doctor nor health nut nor vegan. Also, it should be noted that I have a distinct aversion to perfumes that smell primarily like fruit.

Random Stuff: I have been described most frequntly by the words: crazy, apologetic, cyical, sweet, acidic, and sickly. I've got dozens of food allergies that keeping me from eating like any normal person should/would/could. I'm cheerful most days but have a cynical streak a mile wide. Dual personality?

Well... maybe a little.

FIC STATS: Okay, so right now I'm applying to the University of Iowa's summer writing program, so updates might prove slow (I've ten pages of exemplary fiction to write--yikes!). On top of that, my english professor nominated me to participate in the University Interscholastic League program, for which I have to read a bunch of books, write a plethora of papers, and take dozens of practice AP tests. This, as you can imagine if you've ever had the misfortune of taking an AP test, has been eating up a lot of my fan fic time (and in case you were wondering, my fan fics are far from the best I've written. Very far. I spend practically no time on them and don't have an editor. They're there for me and me alone). That being said, please be patient, as updates might not come as fast as you would like. Bear with me.

Okay, you know what is complete and total crap? I got diagnosed with ANOTHER food allergy! Now, along with nuts, shellfish, capers, some forms of food dye, and caffine (among others), I am apparently LACTOSE INTOLERANT! I FUCKING LOVE MILK, DAMMIT! THIS WILL NOT WORK!!! Especially not in conunction with my baked good addiction. What the heck am I supposed to drink my eclaires with?! Soy milk? Soy milk is for SISSIES (no offense to those who drink it)!