Hello.

Let's do this. Yeah! Tried it after I saw it. I saw amusing copy and paste's in other's profiles so yeah. I did it again. :D

Name: Nikki

Age: Can't believe I'm not a teen anymore.

Gender: Girl

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Nicole

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Nicizzle [ Lol ]

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Violet Cat [ F*k yea ]

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Nicole Cadena [ Yiessh ]

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Jayloeto [ -.- ]

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Water [ Poison please.. ]

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Oyiolbo [ I wish it means something at least.. ]

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mothers middle name):

Trasmanas [ tras-ma-nias - spanish ]

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Transparent pink

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My driving instructor

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Half-asleep in bed

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Reading Yaoi fanfics and downloading them

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Dark chocolate--maybe Lindt

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Nope

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"Brother! A pairing in FFVII!" -I was asking for a possible pair to read about/search for

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookies and cream/Pistachio

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Water

10, Do you like your wallet?

Mhmm

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Longganisa and Fried Eggplants

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Nope

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Don't remember

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Caramel with almonds

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too:

My driving instructor

16, Ever go camping?

That was then during high school

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

No, but I do believe in God.

19, Do you have a tan?

Yes, I was born tan

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Sure, when the mood suits me

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

In a restaurant or fast food chain, yes. At home, normally straight from the bottle or can.

22, What did your last text message say:

"Okay, take care."

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Reading/downloading fanfics, meeting up with a friend for a book series I bought from him.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

A table full of stuff I don't know where else to put.

26, What color is your watch?

A black Anne Klein watch.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Mine tailings and G'day.

28, What is your birthstone?

October, Opal

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Depends on my mood.

30, What is your favorite number?

2

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

A friend

32, Any plans today?

Download stuff on the net

33, How many states have you lived in?

None, I'm not in the U.S.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

!THESIS!

35, Last song listened to?

You're gonna go far, kid - The Offspring

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Umm..why?

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Nope

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

White DC shoes

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

No

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

I dunno

41, Do you love anyone?

Family & Friends.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

No

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Not hate per se, maybe indifference or at the stage of 'somebody the i used to know'.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Nah, more of a 'hi', 'heya' or 'yo' kind of person.

46, What color is your car?

Silver Chrome

47, Do you like cats?

Yupp, had a white persian/turkish hybrid named Luna

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Err, nah

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

no

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I slipped on the stairs. Attempted to hide it from mama only for it to heal with scar.

Well now..

hm..

i l0ve:

-sleeping, eating, playing, hanging out, reading and dreaming

-yaoi and shounen-ai manga and anime

-anime in general and cute bishounens and the outfit and hair of bishoujos -

-japanese and k0rean songs and some of their movies and series

-adventure, fantasy, fiction, horror and comedy films and books

-using the lapt0p and the computer (with or without internet) depends if there something worthwhile inside them -

-ya0i

i hate:

-pricks, dicks, haters and hypocrites

-cliche, overused, overthought and over the hedge romance m0vies and stories

-h0rrible and stupid m0vies

-n0t having a g00d b0ok bought

-not having my daily d0se of anti-drug(ya0i)

i am absolutely obssesed with bL and can't g0 on a day without at least a fluffy story or a yaoi story..

I HAVE WRITTEN A TOTAL NUMBER OF 4 STORIES! updated.. haha..

-Lemon of Kaleidoscope Chapter 5 (FFX)

pairing: Seymour X Tidus

rated: M ( isn't it obvious from the story's title?)

AN: i think it's okay.. alot of people like it.. i think.. check it out if you have time.. -

-Simply a Coincidence (Rosari0 Vampire)

pairing: Morioka Ginei X Aono Tsukune

rated: T (for kissing only and because the relationship's for teens)

AN: many find it adorable and asks for more stories about this pairing.. maybe in the future i'll write m0re..-

-Sweet Moments (Rosari0 Vampire)

rated: T (kissing)

AN: the sequel of Simply a Coincidence.. recently uploaded.. check it out. ;D -

-Another Hope Forgotten

no pairing

rated: T (it's sad and old actually)

AN: its rather unpopular and hard to find...just drop by sometime and see it - So many things to do..although..i have a lot of stories i wanna write..my imagination kicking in and all that.. just haven't got the time.. h0pe i'll be free a lot in the future.. wish me luck!

Moving on to those planned pics that I want to write but I haven't started to yet. I don't really know why not. But here they are. Just summaries I guess: FOR NOW

1. Kingdom Hearts
Pairing : Zexion X Demyx

it was the last day before Zexion dies

-ONESHOT-

2. Naruto
Pairing : Sasuke X Naruto

Sasuke came back from a lengthy mission, and missed Naruto's birthday and their anniversary--was planning on surprising Naruto with an engagement ring

-ONESHOT or CHAPTERED-

3. RosarioXVampire
Pairing: Gin X Tsukune

make chapter 3 up until whatever chapter of Sweet Memories

tag - dates of the couple, with or without the other pairings

-CHAPTERED-

4. Percy Jackson
Pairing: Nico X Percy

Nico finally making a move after all the years of him having a crush on Percy/ Nico getting injured for Percy/ Nico almost dying just for Percy to stay alive

-ONESHOT-

5. Percy Jackson
Pairing: Nico X Percy

Percy daydreaming about Nico

ONESHOT-

6. Papa to Kiss in the Dark
Pairing: Utsunomiya Takayuki X Kazuki Hino

Kazu slowly falls out of love with Mira and begins to notice Takayuki's advancements

-MULTI-CHAPTERED-

7. Final Fantasy X
Pairing: Tidus X Seymour

Experiment fic Tidus topping Seymour

I was born on the day of Xigbar
In the month of Luxord
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Vexen
And I'm Roxas Zexion years old.
My favorite number is Xigbar
But my lucky number is Lexaeus
If you get it, put your own on your profile

I'm a raving yaoi fan girl...BITE ME!

Y.A.O.I - Young And Obsessed Idiot

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I detest homophobes. Homosexuality is not Unnatural, sick or 'wrong'. It is merely people getting and expressing what everyone deserves, love and happiness for and from another. Shame there's not enough of that, is there?

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Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer

MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

-Animal I Have Become (Three Days Grace--rawr!)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

-You're Gonna Go Far, Kid (The Offspring - .)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

-Numb (Linkin Park)

4.WHAT IS 22?

-I Need Your Love (Pentatonix)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

-Agony (Paloma Faith -WOW)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

-Spectrum (Florence The Machine)

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

-Give Your Heart a Break (Demi Lovato - whew)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

-Seventeen Forever (Metro Station - I'm already passed that age)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

-Love Again (Pentatonix -WHO?)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

-Casual Afair (P!aTD -wow really?)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

-Give Me Love (Ed Sheeran - this is such a just.. I have no words)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

-Everytime We Touch (Cascada - Woohoo! Disco!)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

-Move Your Dead Bones (Dr. Reanimator -- dance dance dance)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

-Samson (Regina Spektor)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

-Collar (P!aTD)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

-Bakit Hindi (Gloc. 9 ft Billy Crawford- yeah! catchy! why not?)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

-Bulletproof(La Roux -AW YEAH!)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

-How Soon Is Now (TATU)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

-Chokehold (Adam Lambert -- 0.0)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

-You Know What I Mean (Cults - ...)

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

-Lego House (Ed Sheeran)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

-Moves Like Jagger (Maroon 5 -- i don't)

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

-Peacock (Katy Perry--oooohhhhhhhhooohhh)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

-The City (Ed Sheeran)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

-Sex YEah (Marina and the Diamonds) - ohmigosh, this song has depth. truth.

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS

-Animal (Neon Trees)

Read this once, and I make it a point to read it every single day for as long as I live...Its just so true!

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks toofucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

-so amusing..

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I must be stuck-up
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL/BOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (... yaoi! :D)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (Guilty as charged of being part albino...according to my doctor...)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile

I'm putting this here to remind myself to watch the series as SOON as POSSIBLE:

You know you're addicted to Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FRxUK" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia. (Never could XD)

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

29. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

30. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

You're a true Yaoi fangirl/boy if you have/think/done/wrote/ect.

1) Will read any type of yaoi! (Yes)

2) if your parents have found out what the hell it is... (My father and brother does and I'm still here..)

3) tried to make an excuse that you do not like gay porn xD

4) will pair up guys in your class (Maybe I did)

5) have attempted/tried/thought up/wrote a yaoi lemon... (and will write more.. :D)

6) wish there was more yaoi fans around the world! (OMGOSH YES!)

7)Love a couple so much you wish you could meet them! (can't actually wrap my head around it)

8)Every time you here the words 'top', 'bottom', or 'receiver' the words Seme or Uke pop into your head.

repost this and add more if you want

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (when the mood struck or i saw something i really want to have)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink (the other colors hide so i have no other choice)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (not anymore, i find them creepy now)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 11

99.5 of teenagers don't understand that love can be used non-romantically. If you are the .5 that knows love has a romantic and only-friendly meaning, copy and paste it into your profile.

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