Just your stereotypical depressed sack of shit.

I LOVE READING. Like, a lot. Especially those 'super-nerd fandom series'. I've read and loved Harry Potter, Percy Jackson (PJO, Heroes of Olympus, Magnus Chase and Trials of Apollo, I kept getting bored of Kane Chronicles so I gave up), Divergent, The Hunger Games, Michael Vey, The Unwanteds, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and so many more. I tried to force myself through Twilight but I had to stop in the middle of the second one. It's the only book I've stopped reading without trying to restart.

I love reading and writing. I've written a ton of Harry Potter (OTP= Hinny) and I'm working on a few Percy Jackson stories (Percabeth since 'You drool in your sleep'). I will read anything that either has a canon pairing or no pairings at all.

I don't do disclaimer in my stories, it should be obvious I don't own the titles or they would have more views. And I don't post very often, I have a bad habit of writing a million stories at a time. I would have more chapters done but I've had major writer's block and have procrastinated for months. Sorry. This is why I write so many one-shots.

I love this site, I don't see myself abondoning it unless it's a manner of life and death, though I can't imagine how that would come about. If you know me in real life you know that I always look exhausted, that's because of this site.

I beta! I actually love editing stuff, please hmu if you need a beta if you write!

Social Media:

Reddit- r/zach_da_bossss

Tumblr- @zach_da_bossss

Instagram- @the_hogwarts_alumni_band (meme account) & @zach_da_bossss (personal)

Quora- Zach Goldbeck.

Questions where the answers may define me-

Gender- I'm a dude.

Birthplace- 'MURICA HELL YEAH!

Age- Mid-teens but I hate being underestimated for my age.

Zodiac- Gemini.

Favorite sport- Hockey. I love the fights and excitement.

Favorite food- Watermelon or Pizza.

Best hobby- Reading and writing, and I love playing the piano. I'm also in my school's biggest cult, also known as the Fine Arts group. Our past-times include fracking high notes and summoning Satan.

Favorite music genre- Classic Rock, white-boy Hip Hop (NF, Eminem) and Classical Music and Movie Symphonies (Especially Beethoven, Star Wars, and Harry Potter).

Favorite Music Artist- The Beatles have been my favorite since I was three, I was raised on them by my grandpa (who played drums for a Beatles tribute band) but right now a few are giving them a run for their money, like Pink Floyd, Eminem, Logic, NF, and Billy Joel.

Songs I have on repeat right now- All Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts Symphonies, ‘Gladiator’ Soundtrack by Hans Zimmer, ‘Troy’ Soundtrack by James Horner, Level of Concern by Twenty One Pilots, and whatever comes onto my Pandora.

Favorite type of Fanfiction- I like action and drama, but I can never turn down a good mystery.

Favorite Movie- Gladiator. It’s just a fantastic movie.

Favorite TV Show- Supernatural, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars: Rebels, and Merlin, though Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Doctor Who are up there.

Nerd Identifications- Proud Ravenclaw, Son of Athena, probably an Erudite, Unwanted (I like to sing and I'm in choir)

Favorite Quote- "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." -Plato

Favorite Books- Harry Potter series by JK Rowling, Percy Jackson series' by Rick Riordan

Favorite Subject- English, Band, or Choir. I actually love English and am probably the only person ever who likes writing essays. Probably because my teachers let us pick what we write about, I've written about Percy Jackson, black holes (you know what I mean), Helios (Greek God), The Battle of Britain, The Holocaust, and a suicide prevention charity in Oregon (home state).

Favorite Type of Story- "Rags to Riches". Basically a nobody matures into an important and/or successful person. Both Harry Potter and Percy Jackson are written like this. Read about it in the book 'The Seven Basic Plots' by Christopher Booker.

Well, this is getting long. Enjoy my stories. Or don't. Im not allowed to tell you what to do. But that's a whole nother story, and not the book. How about this:

I HOPE you enjoy my stories.

Bye.

CURRENTLY READING (FanFiction):

The Shadow of Vader by Darth Vastor

Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15

CURRENTLY READING (Books):

Ship of the Dead by Rick Riordan

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

i would console you but i dont want to lie, i have no idea when im gonna write