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Outtake 6

Perfection

[A behind-the-scenes on the Youtube Dork-slash-Star Percy Jackson]

"Hi, my name's Percy Jackson, and you're watching Disney Channel."

"Why the heck did I just say that?"

"Take two. Hi, guys! This is Percy Jackson and I'd like to thank you all for watching this video! Okay, you know what? I really need a new intro."

"Howdy, folks! Percy Jackson on this mighty fine— no. Just. No."

"Should I get some intro music or…?"

"Hi."

"That's it. Hi."

"Boy, am I feeling lazy today. Maybe I should finish this video tomorrow. Procrastinating, yes!"

"Um, no. Annabeth will kill me. And then breakup with me. The latter is worse. Priorities."

"Hi, hello. My name is Percy Jackson. This is an intro to a new super cool video I'm going to be posting. Nailed it."

"Ugh, hello. I'm Percy. This is tiring."

"For the fans, for the viewers. For Annabeth. For mom. You can do this, Percy."

"Motivational music time."

"Doooon't stoooop… Belieeeevinggg…"

"See this is why I'm a Youtuber and not a singer."

"No, Percy. All you have to do is…"

"…believe."

"Okay, okay. Video time. Video video video video."

"Oh, if the rest of the world could see me now."

"Hi, guys! This is Percy Jackson. I'm a dork. I'm a handsome dork."

"Confidence, yes."

"Hey this is Percy Jackstones—"

"Why am I getting so tongue-tied these days? Like, why?"

"Old intro? Old intro."

"Hey, guys! Percy Jackson here. Thanks for tuning into this brand new video of mine!"

"Okay. That was good. Typical, but we're getting somewhere."

"What's new with this video? I… don't know."

"Crap. I don't know. What was I supposed to film again?"

"Nice to meet you, where you been? I could show you incredible things…"

"No one saw me sing that. No one saw me sing that."

"Uh oh. Phone's ringing. Phone is ringing. Not now not now not now not now!"

"Where is that stupid thing?"

"Oh, hey, mom! Yeah, uh, I'm in the middle of filming. Yup, I've got nothing. Pancakes on the way home? Yes, yes! Thanks, mom. Love you."

"Aw, yis, pancakes!"

"Back to filming, Perce. Back to… oh, crap. Battery's dying."

"Where in the world did I keep that charger?"

"…did Annabeth clean my room?"

"'Cause darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream."

"How did that song get stuck in my head, honestly?"

"Okay. It's charging. Commence awesome Youtubing skills in three… two…"

"I… have… nothing."

"Nothing! Nothing! Nothiiiiing… if I don't have…"

"…youuuuu."

"Damn, Percy, are you a diva or what? Self-five. Oh yeah."

"God, I am an idiot. A video-less idiot. I want to cry."

"But, alas. I am a man."

"Jeesh. Annabeth's got me saying, 'alas.'"

"HOLY—"

"It's been two hours already?!"

"Ugh. Ugh. Ugh."

"This is going to be a pain to edit."

End of Outtake 6

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-YJ