Imcannedfruithide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Artemis Fowl, Naruto, and Death Note. Lately, I've been getting comments on my username. So, I thought I'd do a little backstory to explain. Ahem. Way back in the day, I was a huge Artemis Fowl fan, and as such, read Artemis Fowl fanfiction. In one of the fics I read (I think it was by hollybridgetpeppermint) Arty (or maybe Holly, my memory's kinda fuzzy) called himself canned fruit. I loved it so much, I took "Imcannedfruit" as my username. And although I have outgrown Arty, I have kept the username. Okay. Time for some shameless self-promotion. I've started a new story called "Paramnesia" for Death Note. I've been wanting to write something for DN for a very long time. When I started writing this, I had just finished reading False Memory, by Dean Koontz, so it's a bit Koontz-y. It's also influenced by some of the greatest writers of the DN fandom: Mikanis, Nilahxapiel, Spotofpaint, Dante's Muse, and Nyx-Zephyrus. Check it out! Fic Pick of the Week: "Memoirs of an Insomniac Detective" by LetThereBeRaito. I'm surprised I let this fic slip by before; it was published January 22. Anyway, it's really funny. Think "In Black Crayon" , only from L's perspective. I also love her usrname. | |||||||
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Seeds of Destruction by MistressBlaque reviews
The Hollow within Ichigo has made plans to destroy Ichigo for once and for all and he has found the perfect target to exploit in order to achieve his objectives: The lovely Orihime. Full summary inside. ICHIHIME,RERU...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,547 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
A Strange Adventure VII: Arthur Meets Naruto! by NocturneD reviews
Orochimaru, the villain of Naruto comes to Elwood city and becomes principle of Lakewood Elementary and tries to make the kids into deadly ninjas! The cast of naruto come to Elwood city to stop him but...how the hell will these two shows work out?
Crossover - Naruto & Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Naruto U., Arthur R. - Complete
Official Fanfiction University of Redwall by Kit and Minty reviews
Cowritten by Laburnum Steelfang and kitsune106d. An authorised spinoff of the Fanfiction University of Middleearth, where fanbrats come to learn through pain.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,678 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 10/10/2006
The L Manual by sakura's conscience reviews
The L Manual is a safe way to lead your life while working with L and keeping sane....maybe. On Hiatus
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/15/2007 - L
Pillow Talk by Aleauxvander reviews
Looking after your brothers for the weekend is no problem. Having them nearly destroy your home is fine. Your parents walking in on you in bed with someone else isn't. ArtemisHolly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Some Sweetness Going Around by The Croc Shop reviews
A drabble collection. What You Do With What You Get: The people of New Orleans aren't accustomed to snow.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Tiana, Prince Naveen
The Nature of Love by Nate Grey reviews
6 year olds Gaara and Naruto are exchanged by their villages. Yugito and Akatsuki are locked in a race to unite the last demon vessels. With couples you can't admit you love: GaaraAyame, SasuHina, KakaAnko, InoNaruKin, KibaSaku, IrukaTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 367,306 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Split by Icemask12 reviews
L is surprised to find the son of his trusted colleage Soichiro Yagami in a psychiatric hospital, but Raito seems perfectly normal. However, there is more to him than meets the eye, and some experiences run more than skin deep...LxLight in later chapters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,234 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - L, Light Y.
The FunFilled Adventures of the Sand Siblings by United Unicorn Society reviews
Temari decides that she and her brothers need more 'family time', so she drags Kankuro and Gaara with her to stupid places to have some fun. Chaos inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro
First Kiss by Aleauxvander reviews
A simple conversation about kissing turns to, well, something bigger. Holly forgot momentarily that Artemis, regardless of his mental capabilities, was still just a man and every man had his breaking point. Apparently, she was his . Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Not So Charming Life of a Prince by Emotistic Optimistic reviews
Prince Naveen had it all: women, riches, and a party every night. However, when he goes way over budget, his parents decide that a little...pressure would be good for him. Naveen-centric, from banishment to Facilier.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,573 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prince Naveen, Lawrence - Complete
The Flashback Chronicles of Team 8 by Sieby reviews
A loner, until an encounter with Kiba Inuzuka changes his life. A look into the past at the ninja academy, where three students discover and develop true friendship in a collection of humourous stories that make up the insane childhood of Shino.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,566 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I.
Gaara's Relationship Problem by Clumsy Ninjable reviews
Gaara is caught with a love letter to someone...what happens when his lovely siblings attempt to help him with it? Rating went up due to perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,698 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Gimme Mah Chocolate, Foo! by My Sublunary Soul reviews
Crackfic? No. Don't be ridiculous. This is a perfectly respectable collection of many oneshot, possibly twoshot, happenings at the Wammy House. Mello-mazing rants, Near-rific lethargy, and Matt-tastic nonsense guaranteed. Rated T for spunkiness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,999 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Mello, Near
Death and His Shadow by sugarswirls reviews
Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 234,128 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Light Y., L
The Cry of Cicadas by Mun Pai reviews
AU. Raito's POV. After two years of drug abuse, Raito's secret is found out by his sister and his father. Forced to go through rehabilitation, Raito denies any help at first. But he comes to find salvation in an unlikely friend. [LxRaito]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,158 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006
Minor Dilemmas by Mysterious Penname reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Minor Annoyances. Light and L have been living sort of peacefully for a couple of years, when a required visit to a certain orphanage shakes things up again. Poor guys. AU, OOC!Light, Shounen-ai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,255 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Your Mom by Determined reviews
Sasuke learns a new diss on TV, and decides to test it on everyone he knows! NO. ONE. IS. SAFE! Please read and review! Being revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U.
OMG! I LOST MY SHOE! by did you say lightswitch reviews
Matsuda, Light, L, Souchiro Yagami, Mogi, and whoever else I decide to add in: OMG! I LOST MY SHOE!...the title has absolutely nothing to do with the story, so don't let it scare you away...you'll just have to read to find out...READ AND REVIEW...ENJOY!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Matsuda T.
Eternal Light by ArgentVixen reviews
Light wins the battle with Near, and creates a world of a truely divine Kira. Mikami x Light Rated for religious content, mature philosophy,Sadism and Yaoi. Spoilers up to chapter 103. The First Chapter is T unlike the rest. ABANDONED.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Light Y., Mikami T.
Worse Than Death by Dark Renegade reviews
Aizen finally gets pissed with the incompetence of his Espada and sentences six of them to the worst fate possible: making them live in the human world. Total crack fic that contains spoilers through the current arc.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,321 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I.
Abyssal Heart by Ashinan reviews
Raito always had a plan, an equation to explain everything. Yet that one variable, that one elusive word, hadn't been factored in. Will he change the equation, or stand by and watch? Full Sum Inside. LxRaito Slash, Yaoi, etc
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,171 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Stranger than Fanfiction by Typewriterman reviews
This is the story of a certain man, doing certain things, over a certain period of time...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Hanatarō Y.
WTF? by DemonicUchihaDaughter reviews
Naruto forgot to take his Ritalin. Kyuubi's a pothead. Sakura is a raving lunatic. Kakashi's drunk. Sai's, well, Sai. Orochimaru is a child perv. Sasuke's obssessive compulsive. Itachi is confused. Poor Kabuto, it seems he's the only sane one in the bunch
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Simple Math by Snooosh reviews
Because when addressing complex issues, sometimes all it comes down to is just simple math, and when multiplying two negatives you will get a positive. IshiHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Orihime I., Uryuu I.
Fun With Akatsuki by Teslyn reviews
Beware- A collection of oneshots that capture the lovely moments in the lives of the lovely Akatsuki. - Chapter 22: Asking for Help
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,760 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Itachi U.
In Black Crayon by triggerhappy.antagonist reviews
During The Time Light Was Chained To Ryuuzaki He Kept A Journal, In Which He Wrote His Most Deep And Vehement Thoughts. [Antagonist!Light] [Oblivous!Ryuuzaki] The SugarFixated Detective Through The Eyes Of Yagami Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,678 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - L, Light Y.
Problems in Hueco Mundo by lunartick reviews
Series of oneshots depicting the problems faced by the evil overlords of Hueco Mundo. Who ever said it's easy being evil? No pairings. Sixth chapt: Saving DIDs should never have to be so hard.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,342 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Friend or Flame by Spotofpaint reviews
Light and L have escaped Japan and have started a new life in America. But their troubles are far from over. In this new land there are much more frightening things than mass murderers and death. After all, what could be more terrifying than feelings?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,350 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
a beautiful love ballad between raito and L by itmefrog reviews
sweet, passionate lovemaking between 2 boys that have nowhere to go in this cruel society
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Light Y., L
Dark Whispers by WhiteWolfCub reviews
It whispered dark things in his mind, twisted his ideals of Justice until he couldn’t relate them, and finally, worse of them all, started showing him that Raito was not the enemy, but the ally. !Evil L, and more corrections made, warnings inside!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Uchiha Chronicles 2 by Kitsurubami reviews
Last chapter up, I know I ended it on a bad note. Sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Spira Mirabilis by Nilah Dante reviews
Sayu, worried about her brother, decides to sneak into his room to steal his diary, triggering the explosion that causes her death and Light’s serious injury. With a scar and no memories of the Death Note, how will Yagami Light’s life unfold? LxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,874 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Light Y., L
Memento Mori by Nilahxapiel reviews
Light is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he's Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. L/Light. Completed.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,557 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Poison to the Plate by Dante's Muse reviews
Light realizes his folly too late. L does his best to deal with the aftermath. Chapter revisions as marked.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,496 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Phlegethon River by Nilahxapiel reviews
“I want you. But I want justice more.” In the end, it had never been love. And if it had, it didn’t matter now, anyways. LxRaitoxL Yaoi AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Campfire Geeks II: Ski Lodge Geeks by Natsyourlord reviews
The long awaited sequel to Campfire Geeks! After winning a radio contest, Ino takes everybody up to a Ski Lodge. As Hinata is struck by lightning and Gaara falls in love, more than one person will be horribly altered as the insanity continues! Ch. 10 UP!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7305 - Favs: 6,119 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tales of the Slayers by RobinRocks reviews
A look at the power and plague of the Death Note itself, known to bring misfortune to its owner. Light Yagami might have put his notebook to the most epic use, but, as Ryuk once said, he was not the first to ever pick one up. [Three oneshots]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Uryū's Ailment by virtualailee reviews
To prove himself to one man, he strived to be the best in everything. Too much indeed that he wreaked his self. But a parent's love is eternal, isn't it? Like every other father, Ryūken was perturbed when news of Uryū's deteriorating health came to light.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,846 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Uryuu I., Ryuken I. - Complete
Concerto in D Minor by Mikanis reviews
Sequel to Violins, Light. When Light regains his Memories, The Game is born. How can L keep himself from playing when the young genius at his side plays so very well? How long until one or both fall, tripped up by their own rules in this battle of Pride?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,420 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Athena's Prodigy by justplainrii reviews
The life and times of L, from childhood to adolescence and beyond. Everything from the first meeting with Watari, to L's first case, heirs, and encounters with romance. Not everything will be as you expect, however...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - L, Watari
Finding Prince Charming by Determined reviews
L had always found frogs amiable. But not likable enough to turn into one! Join L on his quest to find a prince to break the soggy curse. Major crossover with everything! Not Shonenai. Just some poking fun at it...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006
Light's Advice:Helpin an Old Lady Across the Steet by Purrrin reviews
This society is rotten. As future God of the new world, I, Yagami Light, will have to set a good example. Right, Ryuuzaki? [OneShot]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Violins, Light by Mikanis reviews
L has a second addiction. Light has a plan that's going to get him killed. When everything falls apart, the road is set to take a different path. How far astray can these two go before something breaks? My first DN fic, learning the boys. Sequel is better
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,398 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Raito's Attempts by BriKyo reviews
Raito didn't want to lose his memories in order to prove he wasn't Kira. That means the Mikami doesn't have the Death Note so the killings continue. So now he spends his days in thinking of ways to get out. Can he without giving up the Death Note?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
K A D I E by spykitty reviews
KADIE is BY FAR the most screwed up school Neji had ever been sent to. Even worse, he's roomed with Gaara which is the last thing he wanted, not to mention everybody there is INSANE. AU&OOC! Random Pairings! WoW terms! T for cursing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Neji H.
Letters to the Editor by SerenNoir reviews
What if the cast of Naruto got ahold of Masashi Kishimoto's email? What are their real thoughts on the show? A place to vent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chocopup by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU, OOC] My dog has been eating an alarming amount of chocolate, and I thought that maybe I should get this checked out. [CRACK!fic]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
I Am Kira by Derrot reviews
Matsuda was only joking. Cracky.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Fruity Surprise by Hybrid-Demon reviews
Raito happily comes into work one day, only to be faced with the most horrid scent he'd ever encountered. And while he innocently wanted to work painfree, it seems he can't come to work without ending up in a suggestive position with L. CRACK. YAY.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Golgotha by Serria reviews
Near has defeated Light and goes through with his threat of putting the mass murderer in solitary confinement. Through the cold and darkness, Light still clings to Kira as a pillar of righteousness with unwavering belief. Alternate ending, one shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Light Y., Near - Complete
Five Things Near Holds Dear to His Heart by Jengou reviews
Near/Mello. Why Near is a socklover, some porn desecration, and Mello's sneaky triumph over Near.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
The choice by AnimeNutsy reviews
Ryuuzaki has a choice to come back from the dead and dish out some payback on Kira.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007
In Which L Discovers Who Sai Really Is by firedraygon reviews
[gen, crack, Hikaru no Go crossover] After a harrowing defeat at the hands of a faceless adversary, L begins a search that leads him to a most unexpected finding. Or, for a more accurate description, read the title. Enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Don't Believe it by mooglebaku reviews
Naruto becomes even more annoying, Kakashi becomes addicted to Final Fantasy, Kiba needs a new friend, Neji is a perv, Shika and Temari's relationship gets strange, and Lee can't ditch Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 93,268 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006
Vindicated by Aisyrk reviews
Before dying, Raito is given one last chance to set things right and unexpectedly gets sent back in time to when he first discovered the Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Light Y., L
Near Memories by Civet reviews
They found the boy in the basement. A blotch of pale white, huddled against the darkness. He sat on the cold cement flooring, holding a small wooden train, watching intently as the wheels spun, around, around, around.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Near - Complete
Cooking with Ryuzaki by chidori-no-kage reviews
See L cook stuff in the kitchen for his own TV show along with his trusty cohost Raito. No pairings yet.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2007 - L, Light Y.
A Thousand and one Jutsus by Determined reviews
Everyone knows Kakashi has mastered over a thousand jutsus. Some of them are cool, while others... read and see for yourself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Kakashi H.
Cooking for Espadas by chairomori reviews
In a rare moment of freedom, Orihime searches the halls of Las Noches and finds, what else but a kitchen? Oh joy! Watch Orihime as she decides to whip up something special to share with her espada friends! [Crack fic]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
By Your Petty Logic by alcyone aden reviews
A different type of Death Note fanfiction ... something else for the hungry fans craving a little comedy. Bring sugar, and I will update.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2007
Die, Ninja! by Kuno-Baby reviews
Die, Ninja? Dead story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
L Used Logic by Jack of Chocolate reviews
L used logic. But, there's a GameBoy? Hmmm...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Neji's Insecurity by Ditter reviews
And so went the day that Neji became anorexic. For a while. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Tea with the Hare and Tortoise by Jengou reviews
Near/Mello. Mello will get his photo back from Near and he will not be enraged. Because he is ZEN. Spoilers for anime eps 30 and manga ch 77.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Narutard Files by AnimeAlways8 reviews
Naruto and the gang are more retarded then ever. Neji's a mobster, Tenten's a hit man, Lee speaks only in figurative language, and Shino is the coolest guy ever. Lots of random violence and no real plot. PIEFIC! Like a crackfic, but pie instead of drugs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 3/24/2007
Life's Never Easy by xxpapercutxx reviews
Gaara works in a Starbucks inside of a Safeway. He has an annoying coworker, stalkerish costumer, and obsessive sister. One has to wonder how he'll survive. Onesided NejiGaa and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Gaara
Real Men Don't Wear Miniskirts! by Roxius reviews
Gintama Gin thinks Okita Sogo is a sexy shorthaired woman and falls in love with him, much to everyone's dismay. A short Gintama fic.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Gintoki S., Okita S. - Complete
Old Ways are the Best Ways by crematosis reviews
What would happen if Light and L both survived the Kira investigation into adulthood? Would they age gracefully or squabble all along the way, just like always....
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Accident by lunartick reviews
Sort of prequel to Misunderstood. Now it's Ichimaru's turn to misunderstand the intentions of a certain scheming captain. Nonyaoi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,165 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Tea With Aizen by Giru reviews
Or The Diary of Ulquiorra Schiffer
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Ulquiorra, S. Aizen - Complete
Naruto BLEACHED by cyanspark reviews
What happens when you cross Naruto and Bleach? Ninja masquerading as Soul Reapers, overpowered zanpakuto, and a crossover crackpairing, oh my!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Some familiar faces by IlliterateGuy reviews
A bunch of Shinigami in the living world. They act normally, but somehow, it seems out of place. Chapter 8! Karin and Yuzu have a new substitute teacher! And he's teaching Sex Ed!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,689 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 9/16/2005
Onsen 3 by Neko Oni reviews
In which Ichimaru is mistaken for Hitsugaya's father. Ichimaru torture.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2007 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Uncensored Angsty Flashbacks by fillerab reviews
What REALLY happened in all of those flashbacks. Final Chap Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006
The Shinobi's Guide to Sentai by Kaori reviews
The crack! It burns! Shinobi's Guide number eight gives homage to cheesy Japanese import TV. Parodies include Godzilla, Super Sentai, every magical girl anime you've ever seen, and some mecha anime just for the heck of it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,963 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Going Mental by KowaretaHikari reviews
An ongoing series of funny ficlettes based on the particular brand of crazy presented by each of Narutos Characters. Read and Review Please. New Naruto Finally!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Emo? by Capybara reviews
One morning Sasuke wakes up and realizes a terrible truth about himself......is he emo? And if so, can he save himself? Rated T for language and mild themes...FINALLY COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,127 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
A Brief History of the Bounto by Gliblord reviews
If you missed the filler, fear not: this handy document shall sate your inexplicable thirst to know all about the Bounto and their increasingly nonsensical storyline!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Gaara Gets Meds by Dilly-Oh reviews
The newest installment of the 'Gaara Gets' features Gaara trying antidepressants to cure his mental problems. Too bad the pills send him into a jackedup frenzy from which noone is safe! Watch out! Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sleeping Pills by Hybrid-Demon reviews
Raito has had enough. He is determined to sleep no matter what, no matter how extreme the circumstances, no matter what L does when he's unconscious. LxRaito CRACK. MAJOR CRACK. MAJOR OOC CRACK. The love child of Boredom and me. You have been warned.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Raito Learns the Hard Way: Don't Sleep on the Job by Hybrid-Demon reviews
Raito drifts of into REM sleep one fine day while he should be catching Kira. He is rudely awoken by L and Misa... Fighting? Crack. Oneshot. Second result of sheer boredom.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
It's Atasuki not the grammar club by Siblings of Destruction reviews
Will the Atasuki overcome thier differnces and become the dark organization or will they succumb to the simple problems of grammar among other things
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007
White Dog Night by Nate Grey reviews
Kiba gives his life to save Hinata, and she and Akamaru must unite to save each other. But with the biggest threat to their lives being her own clan, the only safe place for a shy girl and her little white dog may be outside Konoha's gates...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 95,153 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
In Which Raito Fails and Ruins His Life by Hybrid-Demon reviews
One horrible day, Raito finds himself in dire need to get rid of a ditzy blonde. The whole plan backfires and he finds himself in a worse situation than before. Crack. Oneshot. Result of boredom.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Insert Rad Title Here by moose2828 reviews
Warning: Do not read this story if you are not fully prepared to laugh until you explode from the inside.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2006
Shikamaru's Story by AquaSkye16 reviews
R&R. Genuises get all the luck. For example, they get all the crazy stories...here's Shikamaru's. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Condensed Fowl by emeralddarkness reviews
Basically, this is the story of Artemis Fowl. The condensed version.The really, really condensed version. The socondensedthatitmakesnosenseunlessyoualreadyknowtheplot version. So what is it good for, you ask? Well, I find it amusing…
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006
The fan fic that ruined everything by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Harry is up one night googleing his name when he comes accros a fan fic web site. This is what the HP cast feels about you freaky fan fics writers! PLEASE REVEIW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Bubbletoes by justplainrii reviews
An afternoon with Light and L, involving undressing of the mind, discussion of pornography, and a very flustered Yagami. Done to see if I was capable of crack!slash. Rated T for L's frankness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The pointless parody of book one by IvoryWhiskers reviews
Title says all Compeltely random : Enjoy
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Welcome to Artemis's World! by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
Drabbles of various types, some of which will involve Artemis getting sugarhigh! AH in some of the drabbles.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006
The Toilet Cubicle Talk by shi-chan reviews
Light wonders how he'd be able to maintain hygiene while being chained to L. No really, he's wondering really hard.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
Fartemit Owl by Doctor Kaminari reviews
This is possibly the most random parody you will ever read. In this story you will find: perverted child genii, fat Scottish informants, a conference room the length of a football pitch, and a butler named Buttleg. Well, what are you waiting for?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 10/9/2004
Once Upon A Midnight Dreary by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
An ode to truly godawful Redwall lemons. Potentially controversial, mild bad language, extremely disturbing imagery. Flames will be ignored and deleted if anonymous.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Raito's Annihilation of Animation Adversaries by artemisgirl reviews
Upset that no one knows about Kira, Raito and Misa launch on an adventure through anime to kill off the criminals there as a method of spreading the message of Kira. oneshot crack
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Light Y., Misa A., Ryuk - Complete
Fowl Days by Holly's Home Girl reviews
This is a random story about what Artemis does on weekends. Really everything in these stories are fake...they could never happen...or could they? Everyone is really out of character so be prepared. My first fan fiction!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Behind The Scenes: What You Don't See In The Books by FebruarySnowFlower reviews
PERMANENT HIATUS. I wrote this more than a decade ago, I will not be finishing it. What does Artemis, Butler, and Holly do when you're not looking? Stupid stuff of course! Read this to find out! And understand the fat guy Moe...Warning! Charactors are way OOC and there is much randomness.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006
The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo by Kaori reviews
Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins of Holly Short by slime frog reviews
Holly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,667 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003
Troublesome by chairomori reviews
[OS] Shikamaru wakes up to another troublesome day...where everyone is stealing his favorite line? What will become of Konoha when everyone acts like Shikamaru?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Talk in Haven by bluehighlighter reviews
A very, very random fic. Artemis has turned stupid because of some thing Foaly made...and Foaly took Artemis's IQ! Now you can see how an incredibly stupid fic can go droning abt a stupid Artemis...Chapter 4 (or2) UP! Originally Chpter 2, take a look!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004
What the Hell? by Wolf11 reviews
This is just a really stange and weird pile of bollux! I was bored so i wrote this OK! Enjoy!its also good for a laugh makes fun of my self mostly! 20 CHAPTERS! WUHOO YAAAAAY finnaly I hear you cry, or is that bugger off you loonatic?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,639 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003
Gaara and Love by shiruru reviews
Gaara has a little encounter with an angsty Hinata. What would Gaara do? [parody of bad GaaraHina fics]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
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Another Naruto CrackFic reviews
“Very good, sir. May I ask what flavor your majesty wants his ramen to be?” “Ramen-flavored, you idiot! Chop chop!” Chapter 9 up: Of Running and Ramen Flavored Ramen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/17/2007
Paramnesia reviews
Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary defines paramnesia as the illusion of remembering scenes and events when experienced for the first time; more commonly known as déjà vu.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008
Artemis Fowl: The afternoon of a thousand Big Macs reviews
Arty, Harry Potter, and Big Macs! What more could you want?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
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