I Disclaim…

Okay heres the deal Im bored right now and kinda in trouble for dying my hair black with blue highlights and I have nothing else to do so I am going to write a ongoing set of nonconsecutive stories about mental illness and disorders as they relate to different Naruto characters. So Read and Review.

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Number 1 Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)

is, as indicated by research, a neurological disorder initially appearing in childhood which manifests itself with symptoms such as hyperactivity, forgetfulness, poor impulse control, and distractibility.

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Team 7 was sitting at Ichirakus Ramen Stand one day after training enjoying a quiet meal… except Naruto was there.

"Oi! 3 more bowels of Miso Ramen old man!" shouted the hyperactive blonde from his seat next to Sasuke.

"Naruto clam down you remember what happened last time you ate that much?" said Sakura.

"Uhm… no" replied Naruto wolfing down more Ramen.

"You got sick dobe…" Sasuke said staring at his friend with the bottomless stomach.

"Oh yeah… hey what time is it? I think I should go buy some new shirts… Anyone got any quarters I need to do my laundry. Hey I think Ill go ask out Hinata!" and with that Naruto ran out the door in search of Hinata.

"Did he just say all that in one breath?" Sasuke asked bewildered.

"Hey better go catch Naruto before Hinata steals your boyfriend Sasuke…" Kakashi added reading his Icha Icha.

"…. Shut up!"

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More Chapters and More Crazed Characters to come. So please Read and Review