I've decided to change my profile, once again. I never have much to say but here it goes:

I don't care much for flamers, but constructive criticism is considered and sometimes ignored. When it is ignored, it's usually for a good reason or I'm being extremely stupid. Probably the latter. I write for personal pleasure and the pleasure of others, so if you enjoy my writings, thank you. I go through phases, so many of my stories will be updated at random intervals or whenever I get around to them. Although, if a story hasn't been updated for a while, say about two to three years or more, it's been abandoned or I hated it and still do. I read many fan fictions of different types but only write for the few I think I am able to write well for. I am willing to take requests for stories, but it depends on my muse and how busy I am at the time. If you do want me to write something for you then PM me, and we'll be in touch, or if you want to talk! I love all of you guys!

Fandoms and OTPs:

Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione, Barty Crouch Jr./Hermione (Don't judge me! I just love them a lot, okay?! It's a new thing and I'm still coming to terms with it! Such a small following... where do I get fics!? For Realz, man! There aren't a lot!)

Doctor Who: Doctor/Rose (All of them, but Ten the most, I love the dynamic they have), Jack/Everything, Amy/Eleven (only sometimes!)

Words of wisdom or complete nonsense:

"I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert." - Demetri Martin.

(Said about someone saying they 'feel badly' for you) "(Touching a desk) What is this? Cotton?!" - The best english teacher I've ever had the pleasure of learning from.

(On teenage drunkenness) "A drunk teenager is like a five year old going through puberty." - The aforementioned english teacher.

"Run towards the light! You don't want to live during a nuclear holocost!" - My favorite english teacher.

Things I want to do before I die or turn thirty, which ever comes second:

Jump out of moving boat into the ocean.
Be on a TV show.
Be on a game show and loose.
Travel on a train, much like the hobos seen in movies.
Meet someone famous.
Become a superhero in some way, shape, or form.
Have fun for a year no matter what I'm doing.
Buy my own cat.
Add more to this list.

Random Conversations That Need to be Repeated:

English teacher: (In a hateful tone) Nice socks...
Me: Only one of them is yellow!
English teacher: It's still yellow!

Old Latin teacher: (Talking about my friend and I) Are you two ever not together?!
James and I: ...No...
Old Latin teacher: Wait, where's Raquel?
Me: She's in the bathroom.
Old Latin teacher: Figures... She'd be with you if she weren't.

English teacher: We read "A Rose for Emily" yesterday and I was sad because you weren't here.
Girl in my class who sits behind me: I told her about it!
English teacher: Aww!!
Me: That's okay, I wasn't listening...
English teacher and class laugh uncontrollably.
English teacher: Responses like that is why I love you!