This is a profile...enjoy.

...I have nothing to say.

EXCEPT THIS!!:

Random Quotes (because I can):

Brother: "A firetruck cannot beat a spaceman, you moron!

Earl: "F...F...F...F...M? What's an M?"
Robbie: "Well, half way through grading me, the teacher forgot the alphabet..."

Coach: "You can expect me when you least expect me!"
Monk: " I can expect you when I least expect you? But that doesn't make any sense."
Coach: "You'll know when it happens." walks off
Monk: "What the hell was he talking about?"

Skipper: "Don't give me excuses - give me results!"

Ed: "Oh no! When Sarah finds out she'll tell mom and mom'll tell dad and he'll say, 'Not now, I just got home from work'."

Vegeta: "You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keeps...his pride!"

Rental Car Agent: "Would you like insurance?"
Jerry: "Yeah, you better give me the insurance because I'm gonna' beat the hell out of this car!"

George: "And you really believe this guy doesn't want to have kids?"
Elaine: "Yeah, of course."
Jerry: "A guy will say anything to get a woman."
Elaine: "Oh, please - he wouldn't say that!"
George: "Elaine, I once told a woman that I coined the phrase...'Pardon my French!'"
Jerry: "I once told a woman I didn't eat cake because it goes straight to my thighs."
George: "I once told a woman I loved spending time with my family."

Stewie: "It's a dog-eat-dog reich and I'm wearing bacon covered pants!"

Panini: "Hello again, Chowder."
Chowder: wearing a fake moustache "Um, hello, Panini. I have a message for you from Chowder - who I am not!"
Panini: "Aha?"
Chowder: "Chowder has moved far away and cannot be your boyfriend."
Panini: "Where did he go?"
Chowder: "Um, he moved down the street, to another city..."
Panini: "Yes?"
Chowder: "...He's dead. Chowder's dead."

Mung Dal: dressed as woman Can a beautiful woman have a free sample?
Chowder: Sure! Do you know one?
Mung Dal: ... ... ... ...How about an ugly woman?
Chowder: ...no, ugly woman have to pay.

Jerry: Hey, Kramer, if I killed somebody, would you turn me in?
Kramer: Definitely.
Jerry: You're kidding!
Kramer: No, no. I would turn you in.
Jerry: You would turn me in?
Kramer: I wouldn't even think about it.
Jerry: I can't believe I'm hearing this. You're supposed to be a friend of mine!
Kramer: Well, what kind of person are you going around killing people?
Jerry: Well, I am sure I had a good reason!
Kramer: Well, if you'll kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next?
Jerry: But you know me!
Kramer: I thought I did!

Christopher Titus: The normal make a living, the deranged make history.