Made this new account because I lost the password to my other one: KirbyKitten456

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Hello there, Spongy Squid(or KirbyKitten from my old account) here! You can call me Kenya if you so desire!

I love writing stories, playing guitar, drawing, being with friends.

My interests include Spongebob Squarepants(which I have come here to write about) Pokemon(only for the Mystery Dungeon games and Platinum and White) Criminal Minds, Kirby(games) Glee, Degrassi and others.

Mostly I will write Squidbob slashy fanfics that will also be up on my deviantART account if you would rather see them there. :) And yes, I do despise Spandy with a passion. If you don't like that aspect of me I suggest you be on your way. I like Patbob(SpongebobXPatrick), Plankbob(PlanktonXSpongebob) Squidlliam(SquidwardXSquilliam), and even MindyXPatrick,(Pindy?) but my OTP is Squidbob(SpongebobXSquidward). My other favorite pairings include Rocketshipping from Pokemon(JessieXJames), Neoshipping(ButchXCassidy), Eclare from Degrassi(EliXClare) and Klaine from Glee(KurtXBlaine)

Don't judge me for my stories and I won't judge you for yours, is all I have to say. Hope you like my stories!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't:

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, Jesus says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

98 percent OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

LIST YOUR TOP TEN SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE SHOW:

1. Spongebob
2. Squidward
3. Patrick
4. Plankton
5. Squilliam
6. Mindy(mermaid from the movie)
7. Mr. Krabs
8. Pearl
9. Karen(the computer wife xD)
10. Sandy

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Aww Spongie! I wouldn't care, as long as it wasn't too early in the morning. I get really pissy if people wake me up after 3A.M.

- Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?AAAAH PATRICK GET OUT OF HERE YOU PERV!! XD

- Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Wow Plankton, you're marrying Karen AGAIN?

- Number 5 cooked you dinner? Thanks Squilliam! I'm sure I'd love it, since he's so fancy. :3

- Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Haha me and Mindy on a little girl's day off! That'd be kinda creepy if she was sleeping next to me, though. O.o

- Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Mr. Krabs is my grandpa now? Oh dear Lord... XD

- Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Oh no, Pearl!!! I'd come visit her cause I know her cheapskate dad didn't pay for the treatment.

- Number 9 made fun of your friends? I'd go disconnect her and see what she would do then. :)

- Number 10 ignored you all the time? Eh, I'd get used to it. It would be pretty annoying to hear that Southern accent all the time.

- Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Er... I don't think he could do much. I would be screwed. XD

- You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Probably take me to a hospital and get me better. Thanks Squiddy! ^-^

- It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
A little heart shaped rock and some bubblegum. XD

- You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
HELP ME PLANKTON!!! Probably not much, he would disintegrate before he could make it to me...

- You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Squilliam? He'd laugh at me, but I wouldn't care since his laugh is so sexy. :3

- You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? Eww, I'd never marry Sandy.. I'm not a lesbian!

- You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Well, he wouldn't give me any money that's for sure.. :(

- You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Cheering me on in that robotic voice of hers. XD

- You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Ugh, Sandy would kick my ass. She has to deal with Spongebob and Patrick every day, she doesn't need me.

- Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Because he's the cutest little sponge in the whole entire world!!! I love his adorable faces and the way he cries! *huggles him*

- Number 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Uhh I'm not sure how SquidwardXKaren would work out... Not to mention Plankton would be outraged. XD

- You're dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?
He probably would invite over Janet and Marty instead of his real parents. And I would NOT get along with them..

- Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
That means nothing really changed that much..

- Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Squilliam and Mindy? I don't think they've ever met.. Plus Squilliam's like in his early 30's and Mindy is 16 or something! O.o

- Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Mindy, how dare you! Patrick's the only guy for you!! :3

- You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Pervert... XD

- Number 8 thinks (S)he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Oh, Pearl. Maybe it's because you're so loud and destructive.

- Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? Umm, Karen I don't date objects. Sorry. XD

- You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
HOLY SHIT SANDY AND SPONGEBOB NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? Now THAT'S a crack pairing.. Ew.

- Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? No Spongebob, Patrick belongs to Mindy not you!!

- Would 2 trust 5?
Not on the outside, but I know on the inside he cares about Squilly.

- Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Sandy would squash him into a quivering pulp. The end.

- 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Squilliam would probably do something with fine arts or cosmetology for his unibrow. Spongebob...hmm. Maybe arts too, since he was "voted most artistic in high school".

- If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Aww thanks guys! I don't think Patrick would do very well with it though..

- 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? Cooking and/or computer engineering? I don't know..

- 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
NO!! How dare you cut off Squilly's unibrow!!! DX

- 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Probably... But I doubt Karen knows who Mindy likes..

- 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Umm... How stupid Plankton's plans are? I don't know!

- 1 accidentally kicked 10?
Spongebob you better be ready for some ass-whooping.

- 2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
SQUIDWARD WHAT IS UP WITH YOU AND KAREN?! She'd be like WTF.

- 5 and 6 did a workout together?
Alrighty then...

- 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Aww, Mindy would be invited to my b-day! We're BFFLS! XD

- 7 won the lottery?
Oh God, Mr. Krabs would go berserk..

- 8 had quite a big secret?
I really wouldn't care, to be honest.

- 9 became a singer? YEAH! ROCK THAT KARAOKE KAREN!!

- 10 got a daughter?
Aww good for Sandy.

- What would 1 think of 2?
Spongebob IDOLIZES the ground Squidward walks on, even though he "hates" him. Deep down though, Squiddy does care about him. Maybe more than we think...

- How would 3 greet 4?
"CHUM IS FUM" or "Hi Plankton"

- What would 4 envy about 5?
His unibrow, because he wishes his were as luscious and valuable as Squilliam's!

- What dream would 5 have about 6?
Why are you falling for Mindy, Squilliam?! I don't know, something about wishing he was a prince next to her or something.

- What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. XD

- What would make 7 angry at 8?
If she went out and spent all of his money.

- Where would 8 meet 9?
At the Chum Bucket?

- What would 9 never dare to tell 10? How much she wants to divorce her husband?

- What would make 10 scared of 1? Um if he suddenly grew huge muscles and became 10x stronger than her. Which will NEVER happen.

- Is 3 Gay? I have my suspicions... I think he's straight with Mindy, but I think he could go for Spongie!

-You heard a rumor that 1 and 2 are dating? YESH I knew it was going to happen sometime!!!

-5 asks you out! How do you respond? By saying YES, YES, YES~ over and over! I knew you'd come around Squilly!

-What do you think 8 thinks of you? She probably thinks I'm an ok person. Hopefully I'm cool enough for her.. *rolls eyes*

-You haven't seen 1 in a few weeks. What do you think happened? Oh no, Spongebob moved away?! NOOO!!! I'd go looking for him and wouldn't stop until I found him!

-1 begins tickling 2. What does 2 do? Oh jeez. I hope Squiddy's ticklish.. That would be cute though.

-You go over to visit 10, and you find 3 in the bed with them! How do you react? Aww Patrick and Sandy would actually be cute.. But at first I'd probably flip out.

-7 becomes an artist? Uh, yeah. NO.

-5 ignores 1 and 1 comes to you for help? Aww poor Spongie, nobody should ignore him! *huggles*