How haven't I found this until now? This is gold. My favourite lines must be "Please stop talking in tildes." and "Isn't this romantic? You and me. Alone. In a non-descript setting?"

Really spot-on. Except your grammar is too good and your French, although inappropriately mixed in, correct. You should work on that. But otherwise very accurate. The way the characters talk so obnoxiously (especially England and Sweden), the plot device meeting with no purpose whatsoever, and the entire USUK love confession scene: bringing up the Revolutionary War all the time and THE RAIN (you forgot toy soldiers, though, but I forgive you). I mean, I know there aren't that many canon events which can be worked into a fic, but please... And the mpreg. I hate it so much. Thanks for voicing that for me via this story. And going straight to aggresive anal sex seem to be unfortunately sort of a widespread disease in fanfiction.

Thank you for writing this educational piece of literature.

Ouch, I just lost the game. Thanks author.

I lost it so hard at the usuk section oh my god

i love this. thank u

My Immortal references on point tho

Gosh darn it I was not expecting to find the game

sigh

I lost the game

Also this was vaguely disturbing, someone funny, and very interesting. Props to you.

Damn you, I just lost the game.

Best crackfic I've ever read.

Arizuki:I read literally every Hetalia fandom ship but I don't ship like...3/4's of them QWQ
Like PruCan,because these characters have not met from what i've seen so far (Didn't get the chance to read the manga yet)
Madcat:I don't wanna get shot for this but even though I think the concept of Spamano is REALLY cute,I don't ship it QWQ *Gets shot into pieces anyways* DX
Arizuki:...*Looks at Madcat*...AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Madcat's Ghost:HOW DARE YOU! YOU SHOULD HAVE SAVED ME OR SOMETHING! TTTT
Admin:STOP BITCHING AT EACH OTHER!
Arizuki:*Glares* Bitch,I ain't bitchin!
Madcat:Holy hell your only 12 admin stop bossing us around!
Admin:QWQ THE FEEEEEEEEELS!
Madcat,Arizuki,& Admin: (I don't ship SpaMano,FrUK,USUK *Hides behind permanent neutruality forcefield from Paint It White* PruAus,AmeCan,Itacest,Germancest,Ameripan,Spance*Spain and france QWQ*Franada,PruCan,)
Admin:Yes we are all aware that there is a 99% chance of shitstorm coming right at us ;
Arizuki:...You weren't supposed to say that!
Madcat:She MEANT we are all aware that someone from Hetalia Fandom that ships the previous will be found at our murder scene in the middle of the night QWQ
Admin:...Yeah that too,AND LONG LOVE ROMANO! XD (Fave character's are Romano,SPain,and Canada)

Arizuki:OMLOMLOMLOMLOMLOMLOMLOMLOMLOMLOMLOMLOML
won't let me log in or sign up,but if I could I would totally follow you XDD manthis is the funniest story I have ever read in my entire life since joining the Hetalia Fandom and lemme tell yah.I DID NOT REGRET JOININ DIS FANDOM!
Madcat:I like how it's no SUPER cliche like most fanfic's America's all dramatic and suprise 'mutha fucka' when they STILL end up being the lemon couple of the fanfic XD

This fanfic give ton of OUCH for many. AMAZING. *Thank you for fulfilling my inner sarcasm The MPREG, yessssssss, it's unbelievable cuz we all know man has no womb or uterus and totally not designed for carrying baby.
And the lubricant, LUBRICANT. IS. IMPORTANT! Anal sex is painful you might tore, bleed, and yessssss virgin teenager have no idea about that. Oh, the GERMANYHRE THEORY THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING THAT! Himaruya papa is sooooo cruel! And RUSSIA IS GENIUS! Lol. Everyone ship enemies. Um, nope. Not me, I personally have no interest of shipping enemies cuz, hate is hate, you can't persuade me to believe hatred can be converted into love. Well, hypocrisy me, I enjoy hot hate sex seldom, just if it's BLOODY HOT, cuz hate sex supposed to be shallow with no string attached. And yeah, I don't enjoy FrUK (sorry pal, not trying to start ship war). BUT, I am Spamano and BLOODY USUK fan. HAIL USUK! SO, as a semi fanatic fan I won't just accept without struggle. For someone who read a lot of Spamano and also I myself a troubled tsundere, Romano might throw tons of insults and curses, but he doesn't really mean it. Spain really cares of Romano and understand he doesn't mean his filthy words and also air headed. I couldn't accept you mock their relationship this way and put it in shallow conversation. I known you couldn't understand how their relationship works, but I do. They are sweet together~
And for USUK, THIS PAIR IS MY KARMA! Man, I totally get your feeling about they are too mainstream, but belie me, 6 years ago I loathe, LOATHE this pair cuz they're everywhere WE NEED OTHER PAIR! In addition, some of us (USUK fans) are not nice and they kinda fucked up the fandom by bashing other pair and comparing here and there. IT TOTALLY PISS ME OFF YA KNOW? But, years later I have to agree their relationship is something. Totally canon in real life, dude. I love them with all my heart. They are my OTP, my ONE (and only one) True Pairing. I'm going down with this for being too emotional with USUK, but they are my life, just because you throw pretty DELICIOUS sarcasm doesn't mean I could let go you from badmouthing USUK. That's my opinion by the way, I am by no means trying to push my argument, I'm merely persuade you to see USUK and Spamano in another light (thou persuasion and pushing has a thin line in between). Finally, THIS IS PRETTY GOOD THANK YOU FOR WRITING THISS *kissandhug

I don't really know what just happened... tant pis!

this is so fucking meta i love it

I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard XD This was one of the most amazing fics I've ever read

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING STORY EVER MADE I LOVE THE FOURTH WALL BREAKAGES

Beautiful.