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6 I will not ask Gandalf if he is related to Dumbledore.
"Hey Gandalf, do you have a brother?" asked Pippin curiously.
"No, why? Replied Gandalf.'
"Well I was watching Harry Potter and you look like this guy, Dumbledore!" Pippin replied.
"You fool of a Took! I don't look like Dumbledore, he looks like me!"
7 I will not sing 'I'm of to see the wizard' anywhere in Gandalf's hearing range.
"You know we are going to get into trouble for this, right?" Merry whispered.
"Yes, I know!" Pippin replied. They linked arms and skipped past Gandalf singing at the top of there voices "We're of to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Middle Earth.." and that's all they got to sing because Gandalf started chasing them around the shire with a walking stick.
8 I will not follow Frodo around under a black sheet saying Sssshire, Bagginssss.
It was a normal day and Frodo sitting outside his house eating his second breakfast when a voice hissed "Sssshire, Bagginssss,". Frodo gasped.
"Ahh, they are coming for me!" Frodo said, freaking out.
"Sssshire, Bagginssss," the voice hissed again. Frodo ran away screaming "They a are coming for me!" while a figure under a black sheet chased him around the shire trying not to laugh.
9 I will not follow Sam around singing 'I am fat'.
It was a normal day and Sam was taking a walk but little did he know that Merry and Pippin were following him.
Surprisingly Merry opened his mouth and started singing "You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know, Fat, fat, really really fat,".
Then Pippin started singing too, "You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know, Fat, fat, really really fat,".
"I am NOT fat! Life, why do you hate me so!"
10 I will not steal and then set of all of Gandalf's fireworks.
Pippin laughed as he and Merry ran down to the river with as many of Gandalf's fireworks as they could carry and starting setting them off.
"At least we did not do it in a tent this time!" Merry said laughing.
"Yes, that ended badly!" Pippin said laughing.
"That is the last of them," said Merry setting the last one off.
"Now, we run!" Merry said. The hobbits ran off laughing hoping that Gandalf did not figure out it was them.
So, there are the next five rules! I hope they are as good as the first five because I didn't know what to write for some of them but I still wanted to use them. I would like to thank everybody for their ideas and comments and ideas are welcome with open arms. If you review tell me what race from Lord of the Rings you would be from out of Elves, Dwarfs, Hobbits and Men. I think I would be an elf! Anyway I hope you liked this chapter. RANDOMXHARRYXPOTTERXFAN out!