Of Difficulties and Delicate Situations by
Garnet Took reviews
After more than two years of marriage, Diamond and Pippin have not been able to have a child. Pippin decides that it is time to get advise and help from the best healer he knows, Aragorn. This story is the first in the my "The Thain's Family" trilogy. Note: This story deals candidly with the reproduction and the problems that can be associated with it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Peregrin T., Arwen U., Diamond T. - Complete
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Who Wants To Live Forever reviews
Being immortal might not be all that its cracked up to be - Two elves have a conversation in Rivendell
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/13/2015
Twelve Days of Yule (featuring Thranduil) reviews
Not seasonal i know but this came into my head and I had to get it down on peper.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Thranduil - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Nightmare reviews
With apologies to both Professor Tolkien and William Shakespeare a little paly about the forthcoming wedding of the King and Queen of Gondor featuring a whole cast of familiar characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 2/24/2015
Middle Earth Post office reviews
Valentine's Day must cause some problems for postal services so I thought ...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/14/2015
A Mythological Mix-up Part 2 reviews
Part 2 of Zog's report to his superiors about the trans-dimensional anomaly in Middle Earth
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/2/2014
A Mythological Mix-up reviews
Zog, The Middle Earth Middle-management supervisor has submitted a report to his superiors about various characters and objects that turned up in Middle earth
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2014
Middle Earth Employment Agency Part 2 reviews
More strange beings arrive at the counter of the by now rather harrassed clerk...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2014
Middle Earth Employment Agency reviews
A Clerk at an Employment Agency has a rather trying morning...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2014
The Waiting Room reviews
After dying but before reaching their ultimate destination several beings from Middle-Earth have to be 'processed' by a middle ranking supreme being.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Gandalf, Boromir, Théoden, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Why Santa doesn't do Middle Earth reviews
Ever wonder why the guy in the red suit isn't calling in to Middle -Earth? Here's why.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
The Mix-Up reviews
A little Christmas story featuring Santa Claus, Legolas, Rudoph, Gandalf, Eric the elf and an uncreditied Geni
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Legolas
Getting Rid of a Few Little Problmes reviews
Arwen has had enough of all the fictional characters who keep turning up and decides to do something about it
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U. - Complete
The Rejects reviews
Thorin records his reasons for rejecting some of the dwarves who wanted to join him on his quest
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Théoden - Complete
Hospitality reviews
One cold night Aragorn didn't spend in the open. No romance just a platonic interlude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Aragorn
Twelve Days of Christmas reviews
Arwen sends her true love some rather unexpected Christmas gifts
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Aragorn, Bilbo B. - Complete
What Frodo Really Thought reviews
In a hitherto unknow black book Frodo wrote a rather different version of his quest...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Frodo B.
Galadriel and The Seven Dwarves reviews
After the war a rather diverse group of characters take up residence in Lothlorien
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012
Galdriel's Diary reviews
A week in the life of the Lady of Lothlorien
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Galadriel
Confusion reviews
Pippin is worried about Gandalf... if it is Gandalf
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Gandalf got pulled over by a Balrog reviews
Based on the song Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Complete
Rangers and Chocolate reviews
Just some musings about 2 of my favourite things!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Aragorn - Complete
The MixUp reviews
Sometimes even the Gods get it wrong...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010
The Job Interview reviews
After the fall of Sauron the Witch King found himself in need of another job...!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010
A Letter to Gandalf reviews
Prior to the events in 'The Hobbit' Gandalf gets an offer of assistance from a certain S White.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Gandalf - Complete