USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

Femshep and Garrus offer advice on turian-human relationships. Set ME3. Rated M just to be safe, although language isn't too bad. I have no rights to Mass Effect, I just have fun with it. Please Review! NEW: Prequel is published! - Turian Worryin' Origins.

Life is about more than survival. Life is about more than existing. A mortal reaches out to a god and tries to teach it the meaning of being alive, and the difference between death and destruction. MAJOR SPOILERS. Set after 'Gestalt', during ME3.

While the Reapers ravage Palaven, some of the Turians on Menae pass the time by trading stories about the species they've bedded. Garrus enlightens them on what it's like to be with a human. Originally posted on the MEK community on LJ.

Dean and Castiel are playing out your typical-and-not-so-typical rom-com cliché's. The culprit's obvious. Gabe's just trying to help - it was about time someone kicked the knuckleheads into gear. "And... ACTION!"

Set Post-ME3 where Shepard chooses Control. A hundred years after the Reaper War, a Turian ship captained by the grandson of Garrus Vakarian comes across a derelict Reaper inhabited by a hologram of Commander Shepard.

It is Christmas Eve, the castle is deserted and Harry and Draco are trapped under a piece of charmed mistletoe from Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes which won't let them go until they have kissed. HP/DM ONE SHOT.

AU Castiel escapes being hanged for witchcraft in new england, and in a snow storm is rescued by two wolf-skinwalkers, one of whom has forgotten what it is to be human. Dean/Castiel based-ish on 'Sorceress' by Celia Rees.

AU based on 'The Duchess' Castiel is a duke, and married. But his bride is unhappy, and sleeping with the men in his household. One night, his gardener tries to protect him from seeing this infidelity. And Castiel is angry with him for it.

In 1944 Castiel is alive. He's in a different vessel, on a different mission, and has never met Dean Winchester. "There's a flourish of tan fabric in a pool of lamplight, and before his mind catches up with his feet he's sprinting after it."

AU! Dean is just an average man who is always there for his father and his brother but sometimes it seems like the only person there for Dean is a little black cat with big blue eyes and a big secret.

Castiel learns that there are benefits to making your own choices, and Dean realizes that he just has a thing for fallen angels.

Adrian Hawke has it all down pat, and Tallis just has to watch and learn. Spoilers for Mark of the Assassin DLC. Oneshot. Hawke/Isabela, Hawke/Tallis.

Dean had never been good at letting go of people he cared about. Castiel was no exception. CastielxDean Sam, spoilers up to 7x03.

Sam and Dean are cast into TV land, where Dean finds out his actor counterpart is in a gay relationship with the actor playing Castiel. A re-write of the exsisting episode 'The French Mistake'

His wings always seemed to be the problem, Castiel figured. But when he and his family move to Sioux Falls and he meets a Beast locked away in a castle, could his wings be the solution? Dean/Cas,Sam/Gabriel,Adam/Michael; fusion with Beauty and the Beast

Varric gets himself into trouble and it's up to Hawke to decide just how far she'll go to keep him alive. Or quiet. Silly and awkwardly smutty oneshot about the meaning of being true bros. F!Hawke/Varric.

Dean's been trying forever to convince Castiel to let out his wings during sex. His persistence is about to be rewarded.

AU. Shepard and Garrus meet when they're much younger at the Citadel childcare center. Garrus has never seen a human before and Shepard has never seen a Turian up close. Shenanigans ensue as they both find out that aliens are really weird.

Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"

"You should pull my hair."-"I don't think that's a good idea."-"I do. And it *is* my hair, y'know." Stan and Kyle are hanging out. Style, a bit cracky.

Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*

Blood mages kidnap Hawke for use in a powerful ritual. Rescue comes too late, and now Hawke must deal with the difference between survival and life. A kmeme prompt run rampant. Hawke/Fenris, complete.

AU Pushing Daisies Style. Dean wakes his childhood sweetheart litteraly from the dead, the lengths some will go to make amends. Yes the title is terrible :P

Dean is cursed by demonic hiccups—if he hiccups a hundred times, he can kiss his lungs and his life goodbye. Thankfully, Castiel has a solution. one-shot, DeanxCastiel

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

Roy and Wally were just hanging out when the two of them find themselves in a sticky situation as they pursuit a boy they never met. Who shall prevail in the end? Who is this fine young man? And why does he keep laughing at them?

Castiel's existence is barely acknowledged at his high school. Then Dean arrives. HS AU COMPLETE

He sees Irikah's beautiful face, and he says goodbye one last time. The memory falls to the back of his mind so that he can live this, live now. Shepard will be with him until the sea must gently pull him under. Thane/F!Shep Thane/Irikah

Varric broke up all the fighting with a clever ruse. It was fatherly of him, of course, because parents are always gaining the upper hand by tricking their children. AU for suggested Varric/Hawke romance. M for innuendo and muttered oaths. Oneshot.

Anders burns Fenris' favor. The effect is opposite of what he intended. F!Hawke/Fenris

Cas makes new friends and Dean hates them a lot.

After three years, Fenris has decided to lay claim to the woman he'd loved and left, if only she'll allow it. FemHawke/Fenris. Rated for sexual content.

When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel

After an accident involving a two year old and a wand, Harry much to his dismay is sent to Draco, who believes he's caring for a pet. A large pet with a bad attitude.

Where the sky meets the sea. USUK AU. American fighter pilot Alfred Jones crash-lands in Occupied Denmark and finds himself entangled with a voiceless merman. For Sweethearts Week over at Special Relationship on LJ!

Wikus endures his transformation and finds that his new life and body supersedes his humanity in unexpected ways. The Story is rated M, for MATURE, as alien coupling and reproduction will be explored, along with adult themes.

"The universe changed around me while I slept, and I've fought hard to catch up." Walking into hell? Well, at least she knew who had her back. Garrus/Fem!Shep, mentions Kaidan/Fem!Shep. Rated for language, little bit of sexuality. ME2 Spoilers.

Why oh why did Germany agree to share a bed with his overly affectionate yet oblivious best friend and insatiable, perverted brother/lover? Prussia/Germany, eventual Prussia/N.Italy/Germany

SLASH. It all started with Dean's perfectly healthy hatred of frivilous holidays and a much-coveted sack of dust. Poor Castiel doesn't fully understand 'romance' to begin with, and this crash course is most unwelcome.

Highschool AU. The status quo is this: Dean is the popular captain of the football team, and Castiel is the off-kilter nobody who doesn't so much as breathe the same air as Dean. Then senior year happens and the status quo is shot to smithereens.

Chlerek. Two-shot. Derek's POV. While Simon and Tori plan the biggest Halloween party they can get away with, Derek and Chloe have other plans.

When your insane son puts a "Do Not Disturb" sign on his door, you do NOT disturb him... lest you want to end up yourself disturbed. Professor Membrane learns that the hard way. ZADR

Little Robin, as you fly, look out, you've caught the demon's eye. If you, so foolish, stop to sing, he'll catch you then, and clip your wing. Set the night they capture the Viscount. Sebastian/Ciel. Yaoi.

Castiel might not understand emotions, but that doesn't mean he's not going to try to express them. DeanxCastiel, schmoop.

"Tell me about your family. Who's in it? What do they do? Is there anyone you don't get to see that often?" Arthur finds out his parents died. This leads to the question: who gets to take care of Peter?

What would happen if Castiel observed how other couples behaved in public and tried to do the same things with Dean? Future fic. Destiel slash. Minor Sam/Gabriel.

That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.

US/UK - AU. Arthur is a businessman who is still in the closet. Alfred is openly gay. The two of them meet - and fall in love. But can they keep up this relationship when they're so different?

Chuck is writing again and Dean's not too happy with the outcome. SPOILERS for any episodes up to 5.5! Dean/Cas

Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."

Wikus learns that there are always consequences for one's actions. Slash.

Humorous Cas/Dean, with multiple POVs. Slight AU. Fluffy. Ch. 5: Sam sat in the Impala in the motel parking lot, praying that three and a half hours at the library had been long enough. Now Complete, continued in the sequel "Wait Wait Wait."

*PruIta* Prussia is out to seduce Italy, and it's a foreplay that will leave him breathless.

In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.

A quiet moment between Dean and Castiel… schmoopy, non-porny wing!fic.

America invites England to the International Consumer Electronics's show in Las Vegas. On their last night in town, they are accidentally turned into children. Rated M to be safe.

Cas asks Dean a favor, but will the hunter be able to do it? Finally complete. Please note the rating change! Contains swearing and non-graphic sex. And, yeah, it's slash.

Castiel learns from Chuck's writings that Dean and he are supposed to be together and he takes it upon himself to make it happen. Dean/Castiel.

A Dean/Cas fic, from "Point of No Return". Spoilers if you haven't seen the episode. Castiel has to keep Dean occupied. Please read and review!

Definitely not for kiddies! Spoiler for 5.17 and 5.18. Dean is about to make a really bad choice, Cas has to make him see he has things to live for. A dash of sex, A dash of Dom!Cas, A little Sub!Dean, put in in the blender and voila!

When Cas loses his ability to speak, Dean decides to test some limits...

They shouldn't have memories... but that scent was familiar. It wouldn't let him go. Hunter x Smoker oneshot slash, more sad then dirty

He was told to grit his teeth, lie back and think of England. But what he really wanted was to lie back and be with England. UKxUS

Ivan proposes a high stake game of hide and seek. If Yao can avoid him for an hour, then he can have unlimited access to Russian military information but if he can't then he'll forfeit the right to his body.

For the kink meme. While helping France clean out his closet, America finds and decides to keep England's old pirate hat. But America finds that he's gotten more than he bargained for when the real thing turns up looking for his hat. England/America.

In the process of apprehending Morinth, Shepard is dosed with an illicit substance. Thane is forced to trip-sit. Can he defend himself from Shepard's wandering hands for an entire evening? Does he even want to? Companion piece to "Probed".

The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.

When Sam discovers that his new colleague and his brother are corresponding over the internet, he takes it upon himself to make sure the two of them meet. Dean/Castiel, Sam/Sarah

He can look at his knee and see it's not shattered, but he can't look in on Shepard and see that she's not dead. For those long hours of waiting, all he has are his memories.

Don't accept rides from strangers! Unless, of course, they are the Bad Company Trio - then hitchhike away! Pairings and summary inside, T for Prussia's mouth. Indefinite HIATUS

Alfred just wanted to spread the love...Why can't the Allies just let him play the hero! USUK

The Parent Trap- the newer version- with a Hetalia twist. Romano is a somewhat poor kid from New York, Feliciano a rich kid from Florida. They meet at summer camp without knowing of the other's existence. Chaos ensues. SpainxRomano, GermanyxItaly, USxUK.

Russia loses all his memories after the collapse of the Soviet.

In which America gives England a condom and England is properly mortified. If by mortified you mean extremely interested. Based on the "rubber" comic. UKxUS, and pretty much the rest of the world as well.

A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England

Butters is sick. So Kenny comes over and tells him a story...A spoof of The Princess Bride. Style.

Alfred and Arthur may not get along in real life, but once they start chatting online without knowing who the other is, they find themselves falling for their mysterious emailer…

Turkey has fallen in love with Greece, and will do anything thing to make him apart of him. But what are the consequences of him acting so rashly?

I am the Captain of the pirate ship Victory. We have taken over this ship. And you?" "I am Alfred, official stow-away of this ship. So I guess this means I'm your problem now." A story about pirate!England who meets pickpocket!Alfred. Yaoi, boy on boy.

Alfred interrupts Arthur during a ritual and magic mayhem insues; Alfred ends up running for his life as Arthur stalks him through the English countryside. ONE SHOT USxUK

Dib has been sneaking out, visiting a certain green alien in the dark hours between night and morning. No one knows, or so he thinks. ZADR, Gaz and Dib family/friendship. "You're not as alone as you think."

The various countries of the world decide to make a map that reflects who they really are. Naturally, things don't go so smoothly.

AU, Russ/Amer. Alfred is upset after his girlfriend breaks up with him. To cheer him up, Matthew secretly signs Alfred up in a "Be a DJ for a Week" contest for a radio station. Alfred wins and he meets Ivan, the owner and main DJ of the station.

ONESHOT. Russia says Tai Chi cannot be used to fight. China will prove him wrong.

France strikes again, this time bent on improving the trans-Atlantic Anglo relationship on American's birthday.

Dean/Cas oneshot Dean thinks he's sleeping. Clearly, so does Cas. There's an elephant in the room, and it's name is sex. Dean and Cas get a little frisky at nighttime while Sam's still awake in the bed next to them. Awkwardness ensues.

Once upon a time, there was a Totally Awesome Badass Hero. Cursed by his own Dad, King of the Britannia Kingdom, he goes off on an Epic Adventure with a Stupid Evil Sorcerer – the only one able to break that Freaking Curse. Fantasy!AU, RussiaAmerica.

Ivan and Yao part during the Sino-Soviet Split

It's during the height of the cold war when these two find themselves alone. Unaware of their eavesdropper, they converse. A confession, twisted in this twisted time. Teen Just in case for mild language and war theme.

America wonders what Russia mumbles about, in that Russian of his, before they map out each others' bodies - before they kiss - before Russia presses a firm kiss on the top of his ear and tells him to sleep. Oneshot, RussiaAmerica, present timeline.

Your typical AU High school fic in which the members of the student council of Chikyuu High are unpleasantly surprised by the arrival of the four transfer students that defy everything they stand for. Rated for Romano's potty mouth. Pairings inside.

“You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, You make me happy when skies are gray, You'll never know dear, how much I love you, Please don't take my sunshine away…” Toris calms down Ivan with a song, Ivan reflects on it later when everyone left him.

Stan develops a habit. StanxKyle, StanxKylexKenny if you're imaginative.

China celebrates his New Year with someone special.

The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.

What is Russia's reason on doing the things he did? Maybe, he wasen't as crazy as everyone thinks. Maybe, he just thinks everyone eles is crazy. RUSSIA POEM! -complete-

Welcome to Hetalia, one of London’s biggest bookstores, and definitely it’s strangest. I suggest leaving anything breakable at the front entrance.

“You don’t have to say it, Haruhi,” he began softly, not taking his eyes off the speeding scenery. “It isn’t important to me to hear how and why I would be an unacceptable husband for you.” Based on Anime, TXH...maybe.

EDITED ENDING. Perfect life, perfect wife, perfect kids, Dib had too much to loose for a one-night stand with a pretty boy. Even if it would fill that alien-shaped void inside him. ZADR.

‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.