Jake gets the opportunity to hold Fitz for questioning. R.I.P. to Fitz's shirt, but it went to a good cause. Takes place after 4x5, "The Key." Originally published 2/25/16. (Part 2 of An Officer and a President series.)

What REALLY should've happened in 2x15, "Boom Goes the Dynamite." So, so much UST over this jealousy. Absolutely and shamelessly explicit. (Part 1 of ? of An Officer and a President series.) Originally published 4/11/15.

(First Avenger/Winter Soldier AU) / "Drove downtown in the rain, 9:30 on a Tuesday night just to check out the late-night record shop." Steve checks out a new local vinyl records store & meets co-owner/employee, Bucky, makes a suggestion. Natasha, Sam, and Peggy can all see through them both. Just another AU of these two dorks trying to get together w/ an audience.

Lots of glancing at each other, lots of laughing at Bucky's expense, and some much-needed booty appreciation. Or: Natasha is on a mission. (Formatting fixed.)

She's lonely, he's got lycanthropy, and there's no known cure for either. Well, maybe for one.

And maybe, she thinks, maybe dreams of Prim won't leave her feeling as empty when she wakes up, if she has Haymitch by her side.

It's been three years since the Seventy-Fifth Hunger Games, and he's lost all sense of time. But then she comes uninvited into his house, up close and personal, and brings it back to him.

Miguel knows Tulio in all ways imaginable.

One day in P.E. class leads to a broken nose, disturbing fantasies, and eventual gratification for our favourite Jew. And who's to blame? Cartman, of course.