Italy (teary): Romano was mean to me today, ve~!
Germany: What did he do this time?
Italy (teary): He said that I had a wet noodle and that's why I'm always bottom!
[Germany sputters for a few moments in disbelief]
Germany (flustered): T-That isn't it!
Italy: Ve~? Then what is it? Why can't I top?
Germany (still flustered): Well, for one thing, you wouldn't know what to do.
Italy: But you could teach me how, ve~!
Germany (extremely flustered): Y-You probably wouldn't like it, anyway. It's a lot of work.
Italy (teary again): Ve~! But I could try!
[Germany sighs, and rubs his brow resignedly]
Germany: Oh, very well. But you can't tell anyone.
Italy (happy): Yay~! Thank you, Germany~! Let's go now~!
[Prussia rushes off to his phone and starts a conference call with France and Spain]
Prussia: Hey, guys! You'll never believe what I just heard!